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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 09 Apr 04 - 03:45 PM
Little Hawk 09 Apr 04 - 02:40 PM
Little Hawk 09 Apr 04 - 02:21 PM
Amos 09 Apr 04 - 01:47 PM
Amos 09 Apr 04 - 01:21 PM
GUEST, Sans-Culottes 09 Apr 04 - 01:07 PM
Little Hawk 09 Apr 04 - 01:01 PM
Amos 09 Apr 04 - 12:59 PM
Little Hawk 09 Apr 04 - 12:53 PM
Amos 09 Apr 04 - 11:04 AM
Rustic Rebel 09 Apr 04 - 03:22 AM
Amos 09 Apr 04 - 12:18 AM
Little Hawk 08 Apr 04 - 11:29 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 08 Apr 04 - 12:58 PM
GUEST,MMario 08 Apr 04 - 11:07 AM
Amos 08 Apr 04 - 10:58 AM
Amos 08 Apr 04 - 08:58 AM
Rustic Rebel 08 Apr 04 - 12:23 AM
Amos 07 Apr 04 - 08:56 PM
Rapparee 07 Apr 04 - 07:02 PM
Little Hawk 07 Apr 04 - 05:36 PM
Amos 07 Apr 04 - 04:04 PM
Acme 07 Apr 04 - 03:28 PM
GUEST,MMario 07 Apr 04 - 03:13 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Apr 04 - 03:08 PM
Little Hawk 07 Apr 04 - 12:37 AM
Little Hawk 06 Apr 04 - 11:45 PM
Amos 06 Apr 04 - 11:39 PM
Rapparee 06 Apr 04 - 11:25 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Apr 04 - 11:12 PM
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Little Hawk 06 Apr 04 - 10:53 PM
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Amos 06 Apr 04 - 08:50 PM
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Amos 06 Apr 04 - 01:02 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 03:45 PM

Just so everyone knows where he stands, here is what Little Hawk's somewhat lame and mechanistic French says:

"I have a very low opinion of your stupid underwear. Your face is just like the back end of an old horse. I wish you would be thrown from a high window and trampled at the same time by a horde of Irish shrews! Go, be isolated with you!!"

Obviously his feelings are outstripping his capacity for composition, but you can get the general idea.

I open it to public MOAB opinion as to how I should take this kind of abuse. There are several possible approaches, one of which is to offer to meet Little Hawk on the field of honor, if he can find it. But perhaps he did not mean it? Or I could get a more subtle revenge by having Liebenscheiss give him a wrong diagnosis for a few months. Hmmmmm. Latent Lesbianism as a sequel to pre-natal exposure to undressed salads.... Ja! Ja!

Suggestions?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 02:40 PM

French. It's such an expressive language... :-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 02:21 PM

Amos: J'ai une opinion très basse de vos sous-vêtements idiots. Votre visage ressemble également à l'extrémité arrière d'un vieux cheval. Il est mon désir que vous devriez être jeté hors d'une haute fenêtre et être piétiné au moment par des viragos d'Irish! Soyez isolé avec vous!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 01:47 PM

BOSEG is an acronym for a

Big Old Shit-Eatin' Grin,

pal!!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 01:21 PM

Nous n'utilson plus la guillotine , mon vieux. Si quelqu'un nous donneoffense, nous les fermons juste à clef dans la salle de causerie avec Teribus et Doug R jusqu'à ce qu'ils prient pour la chance de reformer!

Et, en plus, ou as-tu perdus tes culottes, petit mechant??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Sans-Culottes
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 01:07 PM

Why are you so unkind to your bonne mama? MOAB leads all! Your mother you must be kind to! She does not need a King, the Kings should all be sent to the guillotine! People and Mothers were born free and should be free from Kings and Priests and Popes and Bishops!

Vive la France!

Vive Marat!

A bas La Bastille!

A morte le Roi! Khandu a la guillotine!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 01:01 PM

G'wan! What is BOSEG? A Polish radio station?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 12:59 PM

Aw, LH, yer just jealous, right?

[BOSEG]

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 12:53 PM

Whoa!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 11:04 AM

Awww, dang, and also blush and sheesh, sweetie!! LOL!! I am not fit material for Kinging, but yer gonna get me all wound up talking like that!

An' you know we-all love it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 03:22 AM

Amos, you are a saint. Or should that be a capitalized Saint? That last post I made, I can't even figure out, but you always forgive me for my transgressions. I bow to you and wash your feet, followed by kissing and then licking each toe individually, and then I gently rub and carress the inside of every toe skin while singing a soft melody like,,, Mockingbird.

Mock...ing...bird... hey... yeah... Mockingbird have you heard, he's going to buy you a mocking bird.
And if that mocking bird don't sing well, he's going to make Amos a king.
And if Amos becomes a king, we don't need to worry 'bout anything
And then the mother will be whole again,
and the Moab, (not in bold letters, excuse the fuck out of me Bee)will be not King free.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Apr 04 - 12:18 AM

Now, now, Little Hawk -- there but for the grace of God, and one lousy digit in your birthday, go you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 11:29 PM

EWWWWW! Oh, that is so sick! AAAAARRRGHHHHHH!!! I need air!@


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 12:58 PM

That's not khandu! That's ME!

No! Wait! No glasses! I can't use a computer without glasses! It can't be me! Thank God!

Anyway, the beard's just a little too long and the pony-tail's missing and, while I'll admit to a 40 inch waist-size, that guy's got a serious gut. But the apparel's correct.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 11:07 AM

SRS - Given that this is MOAB really, what better topic than Shatner? He is the quintessential essence of BS after all.

Hi!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 10:58 AM

Khandu is not gone -- he is just lurking and waiting.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 08:58 AM

RR:

It's done just like bolding is done, using brackets; but instead of b and /b, the brackets contain "font color =white" and "/font". Play awhile.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 08 Apr 04 - 12:23 AM

I think that, is my pererred , jumplicasicated,line also.That's why I copied and now I paste with a come-back not yet in mind, but when I paste I might come up with something... Ok now I paste,,,,Disgusting -- not only does this mindless fanatic sycophant steal like a hydrophobic rug merchant,

No,, I think I'm a little slow and or confused and or just messed up.
I confess I cannot rhyme with mercant at this time.... Please disassociate yourself with this post.and read the following incognito message....





















Just bullshitting. I'm not quite on to white out yet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 08:56 PM

LH:

Glad you liked it.   You can use it if you can make it rhyme.

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 07:02 PM

Who?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 05:36 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!! Amos, you certainly have a way with words. Indeed, stealing and then improving lyrical fragments is something I never fail to do if the subject matter grabs my interest. I learned that from...guess who?

"not only does this mindless fanatic sycophant steal like a hydrophobic rug merchant..."

Oh! That is great! Can I use it in my next musical column?

- LH


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 04:04 PM

Disgusting -- not only does this mindless fanatic sycophant steal like a hydrophobic rug merchant, but he then alters the plagiarized material! Hard to believe that underneath this fallen, craven, ensorcelled fool of a camp idolator was once a proud spiritual seeker and a speaker of ornate but honest phrase!! How the doughty have fallen!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:28 PM

Geez, Louise! I go away for a few days and when I check in I see so much chatter at Mudcat that NO WAY am I going to even try to catch up on those threads. But this one, I figure the MOAB, they're exchanging very short pithy remarks. Nope. No such luck. Miles of stuff to read to catch up again. Maybe in the next couple of days. . .

Shatner no less! Ugg!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:13 PM

Captain Kirk meets Danial Boone - what a setup for a "time travel" episode -

Kirk vs Boone

Spock vs Mingo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 03:08 PM

BRAVO LITTLE HAWK!!!

Your ability to create seamless artistic unity from material you have blatantly stolen from others is simply astounding!

By the way, did you know that Fess Parker who played Davy Crockett is still kickin' and owns a winery and resort spa in California? I wonder if he and Shatner have ever met?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 12:37 AM

William Shatner, King of the Last Frontier

Born on a mountaintop in Canadee
Grew up to be the Number One Trekkie
Kissed all the girls on Canopus 3
Killed him a Klingon when he was sixty-three
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

Went off to college down at old McGill
Majored in drama, and got his fill
Schooled in Shakespeare and Buffalo Bill
Streaked the local nunnery just for a thrill!
William....William Shatner...King of the Last Frontier!!!!

Well, somebody told him then that he could act
So he started to believe it was a natural fact
He hammed and stonefaced and fiddled and hacked
All the way to Hollywood and never looked back
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

Then he went off to Star Fleet to serve a spell
To boldly go where no Man ever dwelled,
He fit them Klingons, we heared tell,
An' knocked 'em clear from the Pleides to Hell!
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

No alien lifeform could outface Jim
Cos he was the Man and the Man was him
"James T. Kirk", y' got that, Slim?
Toughest star captain that ever had a whim
William....William Shatner...King of the Last Frontier!!!!

With Spock and McCoy and Scotty too
He had him a bold and a reckless crew
They didn't fear nothin' and their fame just grew
And so did his waist...but what's a man to do?
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

Now he's a legend that'll never die
As long as the brave find a place in the sky
Where a man's still a man and a pig still flies                        
Like a big fat fist in the middle of your eye!
William...William Shatner...King of the Last Frontier!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:45 PM

Awright!!! More!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:39 PM

Well, somebody told him thathe could act
So he started believin' it was natural fact
Hammed and stonefaced and fiddled and hacked
His talents lie on the Digestive Tract!

William, William Shatner!
Old and dull and fat!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:25 PM

Went off to Star Fleet to serve a spell
Enterprisin' boldly where Man did never dwell,
Fit them Klingons, so we heared tell,
An' knocked 'em clear from Toronto to Hell!

William...William Shatner...King of the Last Frontier!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:12 PM

Aw, Jeeze.... Now I'll have nightmares of Captain Kirk wearing a coonskin cap and calling his phaser "Old Betsy".


Born on a mountaintop in Canadee
Grew up to be the Head Trekkie
Hangs out with Spock, Bones and Scotty
Killed him a Klingon when he was sixty-three
William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!




I am mortally ashamed of myself. I have stooped to Shatnerization on the MOAB. Please forgive me, dear Mother.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:07 PM

Spaw can come to the party too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: catspaw49
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 10:55 PM

..........completely fucked.............

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 10:53 PM

William...William Shatner....King of the Last Frontier!!!!

2501! The beginning of a whole new chapter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 10:49 PM

2500!!! Yippeeee!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 10:48 PM

2500th post.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 10:47 PM

from making the...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 10:46 PM

to keep that rat-bastard Shatner...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 10:46 PM

I'm only doing this...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 08:50 PM

Better than one of those Packards!! Still going strong!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 08:37 PM

According to the National Center for Health Statistics of the CDC in a report released on (ahem!) my birthday this year, the average life expectancy in the US is 77.4 years (men and women, black and white, everyone tossed in the pot together).

Thus, if Mother is averaging 200 posts per month (and we're past that already) there will be 185,760 posts during her lifetime. I'm certain that with a little effort we could run that up to 250,000 or more -- after all, she's just about now starting to take her first faltering steps!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 08:04 PM

Hah! All those upstart "_________ of all BS threads" threads have fallen off the page! Only The Mother remains!



There is only one Mother! Her name is MOAB!

She is the Queen. She shall endure! She shall prevail!

Thou shalt have no truck with upstarts and pretenders.

Thou shalt also have no car, motorcycle, SUV or Bradley Fighting Vehicle with upstarts and pretenders.

It is okay to have a bicycle with them as long as you wear a helmet.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 01:02 PM

As an HISTORICAL REMINDER when May hoves around, here is the Post That Started It All:

Subject: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: khandu
Date: 05 May 03 - 08:31 PM

Another brainstorm of mine, inspired by Tweed, Spaw, Carol the Sailor and their ilk.

We can save time which we spend searching through all the BS threads very easily. Henceforth, post all BS here in this thread. Soon there will be only one BS thread. We won't have to look for particular threads as this will be the only one and it will contain all the BS we have to offer.

My Gawd!! Why has this not been thought of earlier? It is so obvious!

I swear, sometimes I even amaze myself!...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 01:00 PM

What is really amazing is that this is MOAB's only first burfday. Imagine that!! Do the math!! Life is a wastin'!!!

:>)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 12:56 PM

Well, I like catfish if it's fixed right and I grew up on the banks of the Mississippi and I've even visited the state of Mississippi and I've sailed in the Gulf of Mississippi, but I don't live there and I wouldn't want to be an absentee landlord because that can cause a revolution or at least get you shot at.

Can I be king of the Portneuf River instead? Or maybe the Bloody Baron thereof?

Besides, Khandu might come back and then where would the ersatz king be?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 10:01 PM

I hate it when ransom money falls between the chairs....especially for the King.

By the way, Martin Gibson has agreed to keep an eye on Clinton Hammond



Use yer Dakota!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 09:37 PM

Oh, shit! We got sidetracked and never came up with the ransom money! Poor khandu's probably rotting away in some hovel in Toledo.

Oh well, that's the way it goes. Anybody wanna be King of Mississippi? I hear the pays not real great, but ya get t' eat lotsa catfish.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 08:50 PM

Does anyone know if Khandu is still alive? We should probably invite him, even if he doesn't stay sober.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 08:47 PM

Our Mother's birthday is coming up in a month and a day. Shouldn't we start doing something about invitations? Putting together a guest list? Catering? Booze for God's sake!

Secret message follows:

Clinton Hammond can only come if Little Hawk will guarantee his good behavior.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 03:18 PM

Well, I know artists in Montreal who are fond of doing Still Lifes. But Kentucky is a Still State! I don't think we can do without it downhere, guys. Please return in original condition!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 11:40 AM

Figures....


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