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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 11 Feb 13 - 09:12 PM
Rapparee 11 Feb 13 - 08:06 PM
Amos 11 Feb 13 - 05:41 PM
Little Hawk 11 Feb 13 - 04:52 PM
Donuel 11 Feb 13 - 03:51 PM
Amos 11 Feb 13 - 03:04 PM
Eiseley 11 Feb 13 - 12:17 PM
Acme 10 Feb 13 - 11:08 PM
gnu 10 Feb 13 - 09:09 PM
Rapparee 10 Feb 13 - 08:48 PM
Little Hawk 10 Feb 13 - 08:42 PM
Amos 10 Feb 13 - 08:31 PM
gnu 10 Feb 13 - 05:28 PM
Little Hawk 10 Feb 13 - 05:01 PM
Amos 10 Feb 13 - 02:36 PM
Acme 10 Feb 13 - 01:27 PM
Acme 10 Feb 13 - 12:40 AM
Rapparee 09 Feb 13 - 08:18 PM
Little Hawk 09 Feb 13 - 04:51 PM
Eiseley 09 Feb 13 - 01:31 PM
Little Hawk 09 Feb 13 - 09:31 AM
Amos 09 Feb 13 - 08:40 AM
Rapparee 09 Feb 13 - 07:48 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 11 Feb 13 - 09:12 PM

Happies Rappies!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 13 - 08:06 PM

Thank you for the birthday wishes, and I must correct Amos.

Blind River had a very exciting time a couple years ago when Shame McBride flushed his stash and caused the sewers to back up and act as geysers in every drain in town. It wasn't a very big stash, but it was such bad stuff that even the sewers threw up. That was the official explanation given by the Blind River Sanitary and Sewer Commission and it was backed by whatever the Canadians call their version of the EPA. Unfortunately (for Shame) he was partaking of the facilities at the time and it acted as a gigantic enema on him -- the jail hasn't been the same since.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Feb 13 - 05:41 PM

Nothing like that, or like anything else, has ever occurred in Blind River.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Feb 13 - 04:52 PM

Nothing like that has ever occurred in Blind River.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 11 Feb 13 - 03:51 PM

They have a new float at Mardi Gras this year that is over 300 feet long. With over 200 people aboard ,it is the all time grandest float in MG history. I think it is called Librarians gone WILD


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Feb 13 - 03:04 PM

I join in birthday wishes for our Inimitable Manne of Booques, without whom our Mother of All Things BS would be bereft beyond description.

The Pope's resignation is stunning--first time since 1415! How does one really retire from being the Mouthpiece of God? What if one kept getting messages, forgot to hang up the phone? What if they conflicted with the New Pope's Telegrams from Infinity?? Chaos unleashed upon a sleeping world!! Oh, NOoooo, Mister Hands!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 11 Feb 13 - 12:17 PM

Happy Birthday, Rapparee!

I hope lots of good things happen for you today, including: good food, good friends, and good music.

And too bad it wasn't the Monsignor who is resigning.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 11:08 PM

I have a cousin who was a Sister of Mercy. I didn't know her very well, and ours was the "lapsed" side of the family, Protestant (nominally) when I was growing up. Shed myself of all of that biblical nonsense a long time ago. It's fine for literature, but other than that, no interest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 09:09 PM

Yer just dickin me around. I will have nun of that!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 08:48 PM

Pat's friend used to be one of the Sisters of the Holy Smokes, but changed orders to the Sisters of the Divine Figure. Now she's just a CSC -- a Holy Cross nun, as opposed to a hot cross bun or a holey, cross, nun or even a wholly cross nun. She used to work at St. Whoever's Hospital in Boise fixing broke-dick mamalukas without anesthetic and big, dull, square needle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 08:42 PM

I have often thought that Penelope Rutledge, given a different family background, might have made a fine nun.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 08:31 PM

ALthough none of my friends are Sumerian, some of my friends are Nuns. Some are loony, many are nutty and belong in a nuttery, but none live in nunneries. Nunneries are all for nuns, but not all nuns are in nunneries. New nuns often shun nunneries, but new nuns know so little and none are inundated with knowing.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 05:28 PM

Nuns are cool. Regular people. Some are nice as can be. Some are as crazy as a bag a hammers. Sister Mary ********* cracked my knuckles with a wooden pointer and I disagreed with her judgement and decision so I grabbed it and broke it in two. She reached out to grab me but I was 9 years old. She chased me but I was 9 years old. I got home and told Me Mère. Sister Mary had some explaining ta do when Me Mère arrived at the school. Me Mère was about 5 tall but she would give you the shirt off her back or take yours if you fucked with her. Sister had NO chance in... you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 05:01 PM

I've never actually known any nuns, loose or otherwise, not having been around the Catholic Church much during this life.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 02:36 PM

The very best nuns are "loose". It adds to their air of mystery. I am back from a delightful expedition and dinner with fine friends of north of LA. And I have returned, which is how I got back. In case anyone wondered.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 01:27 PM

MOM - let's get you dusted off and fed. Here's a cuppa tea and some bacon and a bagel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Feb 13 - 12:40 AM

Is this new snow or part of a steady supply of snow that you're shoveling, Eiseley? Did this big winter storm take a swipe at your house on its way east?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 13 - 08:18 PM

She's putting on the Polish polish.

You needn't worry about my walking stick. Here in Merryland-On-The-DC Border -- at least where I am -- there's no snow and it's supposed to be 45 tomorrow. Besides, my walking stick has a tungsten carbide "ice point" under the rubber tip. It's useful for walking on icy surfaces, wading mountain streams, poking holes in the floors of airplanes, and threatening people who are mean to me.

Well, you guys missed out on my turquoise toilet and now you've missed out on a collection of a couple hundred holy/prayer cards. They went to a friend who's a loose nun. That is, she doesn't live "in community" but has her own place and works with a hospice. She's also a MS in Nursing and more-or-less nuts. Eiseley, she says she's going to come visiting this year so be warned.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Feb 13 - 04:51 PM

Soon you'll have mastered the pronunciation of words like "zbynkqr" and "kznvczvch".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 09 Feb 13 - 01:31 PM

Good morning, Mom!
(No, I'm not referring to the one who lives south of here, but the ubiquitous web-based maternal thread.) I just finished shoveling the walks, and will spend an hour or so learning Polish before prodding the boys to finish their weekend homework. Please don't slip on the icy patch by the bridal veil bush. Rapparee might be persuaded to put the 4-pronged spikes on your cane so you can get around better.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Feb 13 - 09:31 AM

Yes, I see. It is the Mother of all the other BS threads. I get that. So when you refer to it as "Mom", you mean Mom only in that relative sense, not in the sense of your own family.

Okay. That's a good point, Amos, and it has done much to alleviate my concerns that you might all have been sliding into dementia.

Have a nice time in Gomorrah.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Feb 13 - 08:40 AM

...as each other? As Blind Riverians? As Freud?

I am off to Gomorrah.

Oh, and LH, don't be silly--no-one here thinks of a thread in cyberspace as their own mother. That would be absurd. Even Mom says so. Have you observed, yet, what the title of this particular thread is? Just wondering, after all this time...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 13 - 07:48 AM

People in Kent County have the same DNA helix.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Feb 13 - 10:46 PM

I don't think Dale's use of the word "fuck" in that context has much to do with sex, gnu....but I might be wrong. Perhaps he was sexually abused in childhood, thus he suffers a negative complex in regards to the sexual act. Whaddya think? Or is he just aping the behaviour of his general peer group when he says "fuck you"? Or could they ALL have been sexually abused in childhood? Truly, Freud would have a field day here. I think that if Freud had spent some time in Blind River, he'd have found enough source material to fill at least 10 volumes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Feb 13 - 09:57 PM

Sorry I've been away for a couple of days. Spring seems to be here, at least in the form of spring cleaning. At my office today, and in my house this evening. The dust kittens are the size of sabre tooth tigers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Feb 13 - 08:57 PM

Dale has a "sexual explanation" to respond to such... "fuck you". Appropriate in some circumstances.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 13 - 08:44 PM

Freud first theorized (based upon considerable evidence) that many, if not most, psychoses originated from childhood sexual abuse and trauma. When he proposed this to his colleagues they were appalled, for even in fin de siecle Vienna such accusations were not comme il faut, shall we say. So he changed his original theory, which had much more basis in fact, to what we now recognize as "Freudian psychology."

This is true, by the way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Feb 13 - 12:38 PM

You're mostly a bit too frisky for your own good, as far as I can see. It makes you mentally hyperactive, encourages ADD, and you start imagining that a sesquipedalian conversation in cyberspace is your own mother. That's scary. I'm sure Freud would find it fascinating, though, and he'd probably have a sexual explanation. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Feb 13 - 10:21 AM

I am still pretty frisky on the inside, Gnuzer. We all are, here. That's why MOAB is so very long.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Feb 13 - 09:48 PM

Amos!... you frisky colt you! I would never do that unless I was asked and, even then, I would ask that the administrator granted access to open that app and supplied a password. Or looked me in the eye and said, "Bite me."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Feb 13 - 09:32 PM

You lose your bet, monsieur. But you win for etre bete. You have been hoist by your own petard, also a type of cannon, whose name derives from the French word for farting. Seems somehow poetically juste le mot, non?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 13 - 08:10 PM

Amos, I'll bet you didn't know that a batarde is a type of cannon. So is a carronade, and all this time you probably thought it was some sort of cooling drink made from carrots.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Feb 13 - 07:37 AM

You need a circumflex over the first "a" in "batardes", Amos. One of these: ^. It indicates where an "s" was left out of a word in French, although the "s" appears in the English word.

Yours for bettering your French, because I don't care about mine,
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 11:39 PM

J'm'en crisse des batardes tetons!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 11:13 PM

Tabernac!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 10:16 PM

"Et je ne carez pas about le punctuation et grammar correct, see?"

Hahahahahahaaaaa!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 09:10 PM

In the beginning there was The Song, and The Song looked upon The Music and saw it was good, and The Music and The Song created The Getaway. And They looked upon The Getaway and saw copious amounts of wine and distilled water of life and fermented grains being consumed and They were appalled, and heard singing and music being sung and played off-key and were appallered, and They said to each other, "Let Us smite these Getawayers for their sins, but if there is but one among them who is Pure and Honest and Beyond Reproach We will not smite them" and They searched and found one who was all that and more and They said, "We will not smite the Getawayers because of this one called Rapparee, for he is the one is whom these qualities bloom, and he's never strayed all he believes and he's blessed with an iron will, and if he had been made the partner of Eve, they'd be in Eden still, for there he stands, as pure as a pray'r, incredibly clean, with virtue to spare, the godliest man We know!" And so the Getaway was blessed from Above even though there was all sorts of carousing and carryings-on.
                      The Good Book: 4/4: Molto Largissimo, at 6.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 12:06 PM

That's why God invented the FSGW Getaway, you guys! C'mon!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 09:56 AM

Sounds good, if a few Mudcatters can get together for a meal in a neutral place (away from the estate - they never seem to be neutral, they are haunted).

I just got up but I need a nap. Another gray day. Wake me in time for lunch, MOM.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 01:11 AM

Merryland ?, mebbe Bill and I could meet you at our Italian restaurant. Boat load of red boat load of white...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Feb 13 - 12:08 AM

Back in Maryland? Ah, si!! Entiendo que tu es un pendejo rico, mon ami.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 13 - 09:17 PM

I am now in Les Pays du Marie, je suis fatigue, et maintenant je me dorme. Et je ne carez pas about le punctuation et grammar correct, see?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Feb 13 - 04:11 PM

Had to think about that one for a moment.

Have a sane trip, Mike and Pat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Feb 13 - 08:46 AM

Smelt is like smores, only made with ice cream instead of marshmallow.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Feb 13 - 12:06 AM

I have known folks who were in the smelter business and they assure me smelting is not all it is cracked up to be. One guy kept at it so long he keeled over in front of a blast furnace and just smelt to high heaven.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Feb 13 - 11:01 PM

Smelts are good eating when, like anything, they're cooked right. If they're not cooked right you can use them as fertilizer.

Well, Mom, I'm off to Merryland again tomorrow morn. Well, really just after noon, local time, but I get on the shuttle tomorrow morn. Hope this trip will finish things up out there. Then we can go back for things like graduations and we can even spend Christmas in our own home without having to have surgery as an excuse.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 13 - 10:10 PM

nd these are the little ones

WTF? That long post gone? OOOOOH yeah... WIN 8 is just great!

Anyway... to recap the gist of it... I bought frozen Jack Smelts today rather than the fresh $5.49 a pound little smelts. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Round smelts fer ye ferriners.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Feb 13 - 09:54 PM

Fish driving? That would be a driving school?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Feb 13 - 09:04 PM

Fish driving automobiles?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 04 Feb 13 - 06:34 PM

I have an AutoCodd program for designing and drafting fish.


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