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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 21 Nov 09 - 06:05 PM
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Little Hawk 21 Nov 09 - 04:36 PM
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Acme 21 Nov 09 - 03:52 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 06:05 PM

We had an admissions dude in college named Quinn. He was a pretentious Korean War wannabee and everyone knew it. His office was DIRECTLY over the Student Union...I think "Mighty Quinn" was played was played day and night for a week or more before the Powers That Be had it removed from the jukebox. Seems like the students had learned how to turn the volume on the 'box up. WAY up for that song.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 05:15 PM

LH
Interesting how an artist singing someone elses song can often make their version seem so unique.

A good example is Dylan's version of Johnny Cash's "Train of Love", played at the JC Tribute session.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=31470699


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 04:36 PM

That's true, Ed. During his career Dylan has written some songs that he more or less "donated" to various musical friends to do as cover tunes and seldom performed himself. Or else it just happened that way in a passive sense. Some examples:

Farewell Angelina - a Joan Baez standard
Love Is Just a Four Letter Word - another Joan Baez standard
Seven Days - Ron Wood cover
This Wheel's On Fire - The Band
I Shall Be Released - first covered by The Band, I think, but Dylan has also played it a fair bit in concerts
The Mighty Quinn - barely ever performed by Dylan, but Manfred Mann had a hit with it


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 04:12 PM

LH, as to your Dylan comment "gives "Seven Days" to Ron Wood".
It's odd, but the first person one hears sing'in a song seems to influence yo in the future. I heard it first from Ronnie Woods, not from Dylan.

Science says ancient pathways our brains gives us direct access...from what you smell....to memories from the past. I feel it's also true for music. Hearing a song you heard as a young'un brings you directly back to a youthful experience.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 03:52 PM

Still moving furniture around here MOM. I may be disturbing a few of those particles they're trying to shake loose at CERN. I'll let them know if we have any spare ones around the house.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 02:55 PM

I say, old chum--every minute you live has become new history even now! So what's new?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 02:38 PM

Oh, by the way -- the other night I was in Barnes & Noble bookstore and saw a sign that has to be a classic. Right there on a bookcase was the sign reading:

New History


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 02:35 PM

So doth Mrs. Baxter's. And those of the "girls" who work for her. If you were ever to come to Pocatello Mrs. B would show you a good time. She's a Friend of the Library, too, so if you mention my name she'll give you a discount on whatever you buy. Just the first time, though. Poor woman's got to make a livin' while carin' fer them poor orfant girls. But from what I understand 'bout you and Sarah and Hillary and Winona, you might be better off at Charley's. Crowd might be more to your taste, but that's just guessin' on my part. Ol' Blood Chewer goes there "jist ta warm up" he says. He's called that because he only eats blutwurst and black puddings. Lotsa people are afraid of him, but he's fine in the library and in general is a peaceable sort who wouldn't hurt neither lamb nor grizzly much unless he was provoked somehow. Like with Bob Dylan music. THAT sets him right off. You sing "Blowin' in the Wind" and first he gets all weepy and then starts smashin' things, like cars, trucks, brick walls, and the Lewis Street bridge (the city made him pay for the repairs, even though he said he was sorry).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 01:09 PM

Ah, Rapaire, I have it on good authority that you are no longer allowed to leave the state of Idaho due to those unfortunate incidents with the sheep....and Mrs Baxter's Shitzu...

Meanwhile, I am excited to report that I saw an Ambiguous Chimera at the bird feeders today, right next to a Peckerson's Glebe and a Lesser Plundering Nuthatch. All these birds are considered quite rare in southern Ontario, so it has been a red letter day which I shall not soon forget. My cup runneth over, as it were.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 11:58 AM

Could it be that the swollen edible root, the swiss chard, was made evident through a comsumption of cheap Italian-Swiss Colony Port wine?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 11:32 AM

Two things: first, this video of Little Hawk and his one of his weener whineys in a competition (LH entered under an assumed name, because otherwise he wouldn't be allowed into the US due to that little mixup about that girl's age).

Secondly, the boatswain for HMS Higgs skipped off in Port Moresby in 1894 after they found him with the cabin boy instead of the Captain. Since he was last seen heading for the interior, it's likely he ended up in someone's interior (given the folks living around Port Moresby at the time). In any case, it's certain sure that HMS Higgs never touched at a Swiss port.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 11:25 AM

"What a chimera then is man! What a novelty! What a monster, what a chaos, what a contradiction, what a prodigy! Judge of all things, feeble earthworm, depository of truth, a sink of uncertainty and error, the glory and the shame of the universe" Blaise Pascal


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 11:18 AM

"On the road from the City of Skepticism, I had to pass through the Valley of Ambiguity." Adam Smith

"It's lile...an affair between a mad rocking horse and a rawhide suitcase."
Noel Coward


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 11:09 AM

Ambiguity is relative to breadth of view. To the enlightened, there are no accidents, nor confusions. To the confused, all is ambiguous.

As for a chimera, I have always held that chimera is where you find it. The daughters of Typhon go where they will, whether the mind of man says yea, or nay.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 10:58 AM

Are you suggesting an ambiguous chimera? Or, maybe a computer Geep?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 10:09 AM

Yeah, I saw that but was still keeping my fingers crossed.

I think there is an interesting parallel between the Higgs boson and the stupidon. One imparts mass to other particles, the other imparts density to minds and viewpoints.

Both are thought to exist on the basis of much evidence, but neither has been found. If we could learn to manage one of them we would achieve amazing improvements in society.

Many years ago I declared there must exist a spation and founded the subject of spatonics, the study of how space comes to exist and operates. No-one took me up on it, but if the LHC is successful it may become obvious.

Congratulations on being related to someone named Higgs, Stilly!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Nov 09 - 03:16 AM

Hey, Amos! They're looking for one of Gluon's siblings!

Finally!

The Large Hadron Collider experiment has re-started after a 14-month hiatus while the machine was being repaired.

Engineers have made two stable proton beams circulate in opposite directions around the machine, which is in a tunnel beneath the French-Swiss border.

The team may try to increase the £6bn ($10bn) collider's energy to record-breaking levels this weekend.

The LHC is being used to smash together beams of protons in a bid to shed light on the nature of the Universe.

It is the world's largest machine and is housed in a 27km-long circular tunnel.

During the experiment, scientists will search for signs of the Higgs boson, a sub-atomic particle that is crucial to our current understanding of physics. Although it is predicted to exist, scientists have never found it.

etc


As it happens, Higgs (a Higgs, anyway, from Staunton, VA) is a cousin of mine. Small world (literally!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 10:42 PM

That's a good selection of Dylan favorites, Ed. "Where Are You Tonight" is a really intense song with some terrific lyrics in it and great music too.

He seems to have given "Seven Days" to Ron Wood, but there is a pretty good version of Bob doing it on one of the Bootleg Series.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 09:45 PM

I've always like his "A Child's Christmas In Wales."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 07:50 PM

LH, Good job on theDylan song...saw it on you tube. Gives it another perspective.

I am a fan of Dylan, like or most all of his stuff. Have my favourites, like
When I paint my Masterpiece, Absolutely Sweet Marie, trust yourself, If you see her, say hello, and Where are you tonight (especially this version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QorhSo2UCik&feature=fvw

However, some of his songs sound better sung by others, like Seven Days.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PGtLig7i2Q


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 07:24 PM

Part of the existential approach to the puzzle of human meaning was to reduce all assertions to the absurd. In your last post, Ed, the one about shitting from the rooftops, you have carried this dubious art to new heights. Well, new extremes, anyway.

Of course, as I am sure you know, the fact that you can reduce something to the absurd does not make it absurd in its natural state.

You can search high and low but you will never find a better warm fuzzy anywhere, nor beat the price of Mom's.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 06:57 PM

We're shitting off the rooftops
Everyone screams down below
Shitting from the rooftops
Everyone scream your heart out

Shitting from the rooftops
Go ahead scream your heart out
We'll give you all that we've got
Go ahead scream your heart out

We'll are the skid marks of time
We've always said we tried

We're shitting from the rooftops
Waiting to hear the bombs drop
This is all we got now
Scream until your heart stops

Scream your heart out below
Scream your heart out below
Scream your heart out below


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 05:57 PM

MOAB: Remedy to Existential Malaise and Metaphysical Ennui.

Amos, you've pegged it exactly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 05:52 PM

Yeah, Mom, like Amos said. Shit from the rooftops or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 04:50 PM

Dead songbirds make a sad meal.

Dogs have so many friends because they wag their tails, not their tongues.

Chinese proverbs


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 04:35 PM

My point exactly. That is why MOAB is Great. She is Great because she taps the very Eessence of All We Are, as well as embodying the Remedy to Existential Malaise and Metaphysical Ennui.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 04:23 PM

Of course. All one has to do is look at our political and financial systems to know that... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 04:05 PM

Rise up, mom, and sing it from the rooftops!! BS rules.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 02:04 PM

I jes' loves it when the Hawkster goes all subtle...



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 01:43 PM

That was code for... F*ck off!!! (said with a big grin on my face)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 01:02 PM

The having sex on the move bibles (versus sex without movement):

Oooh, mi fai il solletico … no, non ti fermare! Mi piace!


http://www.nomadicmatt.com/travel-blogs/how-to-have-sex-in-hostels/



http://www.amazon.co.uk/Okay-like-Sex-Travel/lm/BKTSVFYLQW7A

http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2009/jul/16/learn-italian-phrases-love-sex


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 11:59 AM

IF youlda HAD the dough ya wouldna DONE dem tings, Rapaire, an' you know dat fo' sure, eh?



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 11:33 AM

Oh no! I could be US$40,000 richer if the State of Indiana's retirement program had given me answers to the questions I'd asked over the last four years! I could have given it all to a good cause, like The MOAB Drinking And General Whoopee Fund! I could have bought cheap banjos for everyone on MC who lives in Idaho. I could have become an Eternal Member in the Idaho Legion. I could have paid for my meds. Goodness, I could have visited someplace like Moose Jaw!

Well, that's fixed now. I can't get the money I didn't get, but Moose Jaw had better watch out next year, cuz I'll have the money to come visit and raise hell! Or maybe Johnson's Crossing...yeah. Big city, bright lights, mosquitoes, black flies...all that Canadian stuff.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 11:22 AM

Ed...do you like sex and travel? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 10:28 AM

"Bad men don't sing".

"He who willingly gives you a finger will also give you the whole hand".

"I have two masters -- God and the devil; I work for the devil until lunch then I follow the Lord".

Gypsy proverbs


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 20 Nov 09 - 09:29 AM

I think I got it:)
Oh, no....the little green wheels are following, again.....

http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=tin+foil+hat&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=WKYGS-bXD8_ElAfDzPWEBA&sa=X&oi=image_result_group


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 10:20 PM

Times are hard, and times are easy
Some feel low, and some feel breezy
SOme are liars, through and through
But only the angels sing the blues.

Swing the corners, make the deal
Tell the gypsy how you feel!
Tell the world what you know is true--
But only angels sing the blues

Ain't no use pretending now
Putting on the show,
Best you be just facing facts
When you're sad and low


No need acting out the answers
No need adding two plus two.
Even when the answer's hiding
Only angels get the blues
Angels always get the blues.
Only angels
Get the blues.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 09:41 PM

Angels don't sing the blues.
Bob Dylan sings the blues
Dylan is no angel
LH sings Dylan
Therefore, LH is no angel
If LHhas multiple personalities....one may not be aware of the other?

LH phychological Test:

Please post using the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, ,type 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to ,type 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, ,type 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the lhread so we can trace your IP address.

If you are delusional, ,type 7 and your post will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to type.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you type, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, tpye 9696969696969696.

If you have short-term memory loss, type 9. If you have short-term memory loss, type 9. If you have short-term memory loss, type 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please get off this thread... we are too busy to talk with you.

If you are blonde, don't type any keys, you'll just mess it up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 07:55 PM

Amos is right. But I'm not talking about the "Little Hawk's multiple personalities" part of his previous post. His opinion on that subject may or may not be the case. What he's definitely right about is the "I swan" part. He does, in fact, swan.

Everybody on rhe MOAB swans. It's a requirement. If you're some noob who's been posting here without ever swanning, please either leave or go take some swanning lessons.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 07:37 PM

As LH would say...I see yer swan and I raise you a pair of ducks....

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 06:47 PM

DOnuel:

It's a tricky business, especially here at MOAB, figgering who is really who, and it is doubly dicey when Little Hawk is concerned as he is an expert at being someone else. He has spent many moons mastering the art of the slippery multiple identity and he has gotten so good at it I dunno if there's a who to be had there any more, I swan.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 06:43 PM

No, LH is really some guy named enither Zimmerman (as in Telegram) or Roy Haley or perhaps McKenzie "Yukon" King.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 06:31 PM

Amos if that was Chongo who is Little Hawk. Last I heard, Little Hawk is really Bob Dylan!?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 05:50 PM

Angels don't sing the blues.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 02:34 PM

And the other thing about real angels is they don't blame the pins--they jes' dances on 'em.

Rapaire, your alibi is so durable, so thick, so redolent, so rife with inimitable detail. so stout and sturdy, and so heavy with effort that I can only say, with my old friend Willie, that methinks thou dost protest overmuch.

Of course no-one wants their geezerhood to be exposed in public, so I can understand the protest, but don't overdo it or folks will get uspicious.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:57 PM

Those are pretty interesting lyrics, Ed.

What I'd say about (real) Angels is...they don't pin blame, they inspire and lend great assistance.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:45 PM

A sinking feeling has been lurking at your door,
That it is real you can`t deny you must ignore.

Sing like the angel that you know you`ll never be,
And try to pin the blame on me.

The heart that beats inside your chest the awful need,
It burns with holy fire, righteousness, and greed.

Sing like the angel that you know you`ll never be,
And try to pin the blame on me.

Like the angel that you know you`ll never be,
But you still try and pin the blame on me.

"Breadwinner"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:39 PM

So yer sayin', Rap, that this could be a brazen attempt by the REAL miscreant to misdirect people's attention away from his own foul play and pin the blame on an innocent party? Hmmm. It bears lookin' into, that's for sure...

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 12:03 PM

Ah, Amos...my friend is a lawyer (as is my wife), admitted to full practice in Indiana (state and federal courts), admitted to practice before the United State Supreme Court, and an Associate Dean of Law at an ABA-approved law school. She received her JD from the University of Notre Dame, her Master's from the University of Oregon, and her bachelor's degree from Creighton. She is also ABD in American History and owns a dachshund named "Huey."

I really don't think Mary would perjure herself in court, and I can PROVE beyond a shadow of a doubt that I have been nowhere near San Diego since I had dinner with you and you wife.

YOU, on the other hand, have a perfect hideout AND a SEEMINGLY air-tight alibi. But a little stage make-up, the tiniest bit of acting ability, a water pistol painted all black...come to think of it, you wouldn't need the grease paint or the acting....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Nov 09 - 11:53 AM

Lonesome 77203is Houston, TX
(You're the only one I'm givingthis new number to)


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