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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Little Hawk 15 Jan 09 - 09:41 PM
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Little Hawk 15 Jan 09 - 09:17 PM
Rapparee 15 Jan 09 - 08:57 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 15 Jan 09 - 07:52 PM
Acme 15 Jan 09 - 06:54 PM
Rapparee 15 Jan 09 - 04:07 PM
Amos 15 Jan 09 - 03:46 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 15 Jan 09 - 02:53 PM
MMario 15 Jan 09 - 01:35 PM
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Little Hawk 15 Jan 09 - 11:36 AM
Acme 15 Jan 09 - 11:29 AM
Amos 15 Jan 09 - 09:57 AM
Little Hawk 15 Jan 09 - 09:33 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 09:41 PM

Cool! What is it? Is it a Winchester repeater? I love those things. They're so classic.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 09:29 PM

LH, when you deal with a numbnuts doofus such as the one posting as "Shame McBride" you don't worry. Folks like that are all mouth (useful in prison, I suppose) but the only action they get into involves urinals.

Hey! Did I mention I have a new rifle?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 09:17 PM

Oh, Christ. You've done it now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 08:57 PM

More like "Oh yes, do whatever you want to Shame" and "Can Shame light your cig for you, please, sir?"

Dude (if such you are), my brother work for the Illinois State Police. I had him check the little "prison" story out -- hard time my eye! Shame was locked up with people like George Fogarty, who was in for repeat jaywalking, and that terrible person "Little Rat" Gibson, the guy who was caught stealing women's underwear from clotheslines in Blind River. Yeah, Shame was bragging about his "shank" but after the guards checked it turned out he had a piece of foam rubber that came off the mattress in his cell with toilet paper wrapped around half of it for a "handle".

My bro also checked out Officer Jennifer Dana. Now THERE'S one smart, good-looking woman. She once had the hots for Shame McBride, but then he drowned in that cesspool and she's taken up with Shame's brother Don.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 07:52 PM

Flippin' right, STillness. I try to keep "the equipment" indoors this ttime of year cos it could get froze off out side, speshally if it ain't zipped up tight, know'm sayin'? Besides you can get arrested if it's hangin' out....when yer in public I mean. Like out on the street or in Tim Hortons. I did get arrested once for havin' it out in the back of Tim Hortons by the dumpster but I thought I was alone at the time. Some dumb skank that worked there took a photo with her digidal cameron and I got flippin' arrested! She will pay fer that someday. She will be real sorry. I am plannin' my vengence.

Anyways, I see that Rapoophead is spreadin' his yewshual lies and misunderestimations of me and what I am, like, capable of. He will also be very sorry some day.

The present you sent me, man, you know what I did with it? You don't wanta know. Well, maybe you do, but I ain't gonna tell you. No way, eh? Go crazy just wonderin'. You gotta get up pretty flippin' early in the afternoon to pull one over on this boy cos I grew up on the grotty flippin' hardass streets of Blind River and Sudsy. I have seen it all. I shut 'em up and then I shut 'em down. Danger is my middle name and I ain't scared of nothin'. I have done time, man. Serious time. I have faced down craized flippin' lifers in the pen and touoght them a flippin' thing or two about RESPECT. When I came in the first day they laffed. By the time I left they was sayin' things like "Yessir, Shane, Sir! Nossir, Shane, Sir! Please don't hit me, Shane! Take my cigs, Shane, cos you are the BOSS and I am not worthy!" I am like a flippin' legend to them guys now. No word of a lie. You would hafta see it and then you would know.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 06:54 PM

I suppose it makes sense to keep all of that equipment indoors in a cooler climate, though down here there is a fan unit outside that operates in concunction with the heater or cooling part indoors.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 04:07 PM

I so pity the poseur who is writing in the name of the late Shame McBride. It has nothing to do other than to pretend to whatever greatness the corpse once possessed. And to prove that this...thing...that is posting as the Late Grate is not, I will ask a question ONLY the late Shame could answer:

What was the present I had delivered to Shame McBride less than a year ago?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 03:46 PM

Wow--echoes from beyond the grave!! And so realistic, too!! Bad grammar, bad manners, horrible spelling, no sense of punctuation, pissant vocab...it has it all!!


It's enough to make you believe in an after life!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 02:53 PM

Okay so I herd that you was, like, tellin' lies abowt me agen Rapaere adn I am here to, like strayten you out on a few fliipin' FACTS, eh? Number one...I ain't dead! Number two...yer a fliphead and a idiot! Number three...if you flippin' had any guts at all and you were not just a big flippin' mouth and a cowerd who is afeared of his own shdaow then you would come to Blind River and flippi8n' put yer mony where yer mouth is and have it out man to man with me! I wisht you would, man, becoz I would flippin' wipe the floor with YOU. Flippin' right! I been practisin' my moves with a boxin' dummy that I...borrowed...and I am totally flippin' deadly now. There would not be enuff left of you to haul away in a trash bag, man. You would be so distroyed when I was threw with you that it would be like you was a greese spot. They would just probally put a little stone to mark the flippin' remanes of what I left of you...and every now and then a stray dog would come over to pee on the stone but no one else would ever ever care to even look at it. You wold get no flowers, man. None. No girls would cry. No paper would print the flippin' O-bitchewary You would be deader than a dead skunk on a slow Sunday.

- Shane McBride who is your superiour has spoke.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 01:35 PM

Rap - Is that your drill team?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 01:34 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND now, on a whole new subject, let's play "Guess Where The Cartoonist Got The Idea!!" for:

THIS!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 12:45 PM

From the number of empties I think I'm part Scotch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 11:36 AM

He doesn't have to labor outside in my yard, Stilly. The furnace is indoors in a furnished basement which is quite livable. I have heaters going here, so the temperature's reasonable...about 60 Fahrenheit in here at the moment. I'm expecting him any time now. All he has to do is get his car started...

This will be their third visit here in 10 days, so I figure I'll be paying them enough already as it is.

Did I mention that I'm part Scottish? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 11:29 AM

Back in the land of the living, after yesterday's adventure.

MMario, there was nothing wrong with your spelling below, I had to go back and look at the arrangement of the letters to see that they were re-arranged. Dyslexia is great--as long as all of the letters are present, that's all I need. Though sometimes if they spell more than one word I have to work with the context.

LH, I hope you have a nice big bill handy to press into the hand of that poor soul after he comes out to your house and labors in your yard at 20 below. A generous tip is well-earned under these circumstances. Shane wouldn't know that, but you should.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 09:57 AM

IF you have a mental spasm
Blame it on your protoplasm!
You don't need to take the blame
For your errors or your shame,
All your crimes and those to come
Are not due to acting dumb!
Escape your duty in this fashion:
Call it protoplasm's passion!
Blame your cells and genes and say
It was all your DNA!

Whacchov Bodymonger
Songs of the Fleshly Flesh
Stackum, Pylem, Brakum,
Caledonia, 2001


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 09:33 AM

A man who reveals himself every time he posts...as Shane does...is a man with nothing to hide.

Shane is unafraid to show the world exactly what and who he is. In this respect he is following in the great tradition of the McBride family going back for centuries.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 09:30 AM

Truth is often unkind. The poseur who passes himself off as Shame reveals himself (and what a disgusting sight it is!) everytime he posts. Shame would have ridden the rails or even walked to get out here to "prove he was a real man" (the mental image is even more disgusting) and punch me out, but you know what they say and what the poseur proves:

A man of words and not of deeds
Is like a garden full of weeds.

In this case I'll change that a little:

A man of words who isn't it
Is like a bucket full of....

Cruel? No. It's "tough love" and if the REAL Shame HAD even shown up I'd have shown him what that really means.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 09:06 AM

You, sir, are unkind. You are unkind to Shane. That is all I have to say on the matter.

****

Well, I had to get up early today. Guess why? It's 30 below (Celsius) outside this morning...that would be about 20 below Fahrenheit for you Americans. And our furnace motor has died. That's the motor that blows the forced air...we have an electric forced air heating system here. The motor just makes a humming sound as it tries to start up and run the fan, but it never succeeds in actually starting.

So, it's a good thing I have some portable plug-in heaters here, just in case. There is one sitting under the desk as I type.

The furnace guy should be here with a new motor in an hour or two. This will be his third call here in tbe last 10 days, as we have tried to determine just what the problem was...it proved somewhat elusive...was first suspected to be a bad sequencer (replaced), then suspected to be an accumulation of dirt around the motor (cleaned up), now suspected to be a worn-out motor period (about to be replaced).

Dum-dee-dum. (humming a little tune) Canadian winters.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 08:53 AM

There was the time that he drank a two-four, ate six jumbo bean burritos, and lit a cigarette while...anyway, if you'll remember the resulting explosion damned near destroyed about a quarter of the Tim Horton's in Blind River and got the late Shame jailed for "Suspicion of possessing illegal explosives." They finally reduced the charge to "Possession of Cigarettes by a minor" because the couldn't prove anything else -- nobody believed at the time that a 12 year old could drink that much beer.

In some ways I'm almost, but not quite, sorry he's dead. And what a way to go: stumbling drunk into a disused cesspool, coming up twice, murmuring "Mmm, mmm, GOOD!" and then going down for the last time.

I understand that at his burial the firing party shot into the coffin to make sure he damned well stayed dead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 09 - 01:12 AM

That's something Shane has never done. Not yet anyway. He is such a good boy, I think he should get a public citation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 04:09 PM

No. 1 (and 2?) with a bullet: Man's pistol blasts toilet to pieces
Accidental discharge » Cops confiscate handgun after incident in Carl's Jr. restroom

By Steve Gehrke

The Salt Lake Tribune
Updated: 01/14/2009 12:49:56 PM MST

The public toilet at Centerville's Carl's Jr. restaurant never knew what hit it. But police say it was a .40-caliber slug fired from a patron's handgun, which went off as he was hitching up his pants.

Centerville police confiscated the 26-year-old Salt Lake City man's firearm, for which he has a concealed weapons permit, after the incident Tuesday.

Police Lt. Paul Child said the bullet shattered the toilet and sent sharp shards into the man's arm. The minor injuries were treated at the scene.

The toilet? A total loss.

Police said the man told them his pistol fell out of the holster and fired into the toilet as he was pulling up his pants.

"The gun fell out of the holster, striking the tile
floor," Child said. "When the gun hit the floor, it went off. ... The man was hit by some of the porcelain in the arm, causing some small lacerations."

No one else was injured in the accident, but a woman in an adjacent restroom reported chest pain after being frightened by the shot. She did not go to a hospital.

Police said the accident would have been prevented if the man had used a more secure holster.

"A good-quality firearm also should not fire if it is dropped," Child said.

No charges are being filed against the man, but Centerville police did take his firearm "for safe-keeping" while they review the incident.

"He was a little shook up, so we just wanted to take it right then and allow him time to gather himself before releasing it to him," Child said.

Utah Highway Patrol Trooper Cameron Roden said police commonly pull weapons permits after crimes of violence, felonies or convictions of weapons violations. But he said agencies also sometimes confiscate weapons for a short time as part of their investigation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 03:19 PM

For those examples I shall not resort to tepid denial.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 03:00 PM

Well, my grade school teachers all said something about my "genius for getting into trouble."

Does that count?

Or maybe my mother's "positive genius at avoiding work?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 02:49 PM

It depends on how you define "genius".


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 02:41 PM

In fact, come to think of it, the subject has never come up!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 01:10 PM

...and spelling ability.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 01:03 PM

Well, I have never denied Rapaire was a genius. Never have I denied it. Never had to.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 12:58 PM

hmmmm = was about to start som eowrdplay with "autistic" "artistic" genius, inteligence, education...

and decided not to go there at tall.

And to think MOM used to claim I had no social skills whatsoever!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 12:54 PM

A good thing; it can compensate when you take your occasional ventures into the autistic spectrum.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 11:02 AM

I have a tomahawk like this one, only mine is sharp. REALLY sharp. I also have an extra handle in case I break the one it has. I really like my tomahawk. It's my only friend in the whole world. And it's really, really, really, really sharp.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 10:23 AM

Well the hatchet, you see, is the one that is real. He got it for attaining First Class in the BSA back in '52, and it came complete with a little leather blade-guard and a sharpening stick. All the others are phantasmagorical derivatives of the hatchet.

And I already TOOK that bullet for Stilly several weeks ago. I guess there was a communications glitch.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 10:00 AM

I don't remember you mentioning a hatchet, Rapaire. Claymores,and various other blades commonly thought of as swords, and firearms of multiple natures, but I don't think you've ever mentioned the hatchet.

I don't recall even a tomahawk.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 09:36 AM

I guess we should be thankful that Amos and Rapaire only pretend to bitch at one another. They could pretend to have sex instead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 09:23 AM

Remember that's only noon in California, so if Amos was any sort of gentleman he'd do it for you and then it would be over with.

Oh good Amos, please know that yesterday I spent in the SLC VA Hospital. I was diagnosed as a dangerous psychotic sociopathic with fully developed homicidal tendencies of an extremely violent nature, but of no danger to society as a whole, only to individuals who criticize me. Therefore I was allowed to go home and return to my pseudo-normal life. Have I ever mentioned my hatchet?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 01:02 AM

I wish BWL posted more--he tells great stories!

Tomorrow afternoon (2pm, central daylight time) I go under the scope. Yuck. No solid food today, though it was nice of MOM to pour me a glass of white wine this evening. (No red or purple food today, so that leaves white wide open!) Tomorrow is the jug of salty water in the morning. Moonglow is going to accompany me, and probably take me past the Wendy's drive through for chicken nuggets when we finish. I'll bring MOM some fries, and pick up a packet of tartar sauce because I know she prefers that to ketchup.

MOM, I'll be home before you even miss me. Ignore these guys with their retro posts--they're just trying to think of something new to write. It'll come to them soon enough. (January 20 is a great date to plan on having some new stuff to write about!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 09 - 12:40 AM

Hey, guys? Amos and Rap? Eat my shorts.

Respectfully,

Little Hawk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jan 09 - 10:59 PM

Well, if you showed up more than once a quarter, BeeDubb, we'd be happy to pretend to bitch at you , instead; but the thing is, you're not reliable.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jan 09 - 10:55 PM

An observation:

If all the posts to this thread which consist of nothing more than Amos and Rapaire pretending to bitch at each other were magically deleted from it, there'd only be 6,782 posts left.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jan 09 - 10:42 PM

Oh, good Rapaire, oh, kind Rapaire, oh, valiant Rapaire, oh, brave Rapaire, oh, true Rapaire, oh deep and insightful and wise Rapaire:

Up yours.

Admiringly,


Amos


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jan 09 - 09:48 PM

Dear Amos:

Bite me.

Lovingly,
R


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jan 09 - 07:30 PM

21 Dec 03 - 08:47 PM (#1077555)
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapaire

If 'tis true, 'tis a pity, and the pity 'tis, 'tis true.

4 Nov 05 - 09:39 PM (#1605189)
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapaire

I wish to make the following statements and/or questions. They are made freely and without any coericion or intimidation of any sort or by anyone, human OR FAERY.

1. I have never watched "The Brady Bunch."
2. KMnO3 makes a fine bath salt.
3. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.
4. freds and faeries are your best friends.
5. Who would have suspected Ralph?
6. A good hondo needs a good burner.
7. Duns Scotus is dead.
8. Every good boy deserves fudge.
9. If 'tis true, 'tis a pity, and the pity 'tis, 'tis true.
10. Besides, the wench is dead.

: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos

1. A hondo is a form of Andalusian lament or sad song; why does it need a burner.

2. 'Tis is a contraction of "it is. Therefore it would be incorrect to say "and the pity 'tis, 'tis true". Prefer: "And the pity is, 'tis true".

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapaire - PM
Date: 01 Feb 06 - 08:23 AM

I will go, I will go,
When the fighting is over
To the Hopeful Land of George
Which I left to be a soldier
I will go, I will goooooooo.

No, really. I didn't listen to the State of Union rant last night, except for a few moments in the car while driving home from fencing. And even those few moments weren't very enthralling. I mean, where were the stirring phrases, the call to action, the emotion, the soul-stirring passages? Why, it sounded like a staged speech with "Applause" signs on the wall behind the speaker! Has the oratory of the world come to this?? Where are the thunders of Daniel Webster, of William Jennings Bryan, of Ralph Ingersoll, of Martin Luther King, of Patrick Henry, of Lord North, of Daniel O'Connell, of Padraic Pearse, of Rodney Claphart? Gone, all gone!

If 'tis true 'tis a pity, and the pity 'tis 'tis true.

01 Feb 06 - 08:37 AM (#1658965)
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos

If 'tis true 'tis a pity, and the pity 'tis 'tis true.

Dear Rapaire:

The contraction 'tis is derived for "it" + "is", as you know perfectly well. It should therefore be clear that using it in the expression "the pity is" is in appropriate. Your correct choices in this expression would be either "the pity o' 'tis, 'tis true" which I find awkward, or "the pity is, 'tis true".

This has been pointed out to you before. Don't make me come over there.

A

Hmmmm?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jan 09 - 11:35 AM

But watch you close well the outhouse door, for thence cometh our Mom in great ire!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 09 - 10:24 PM

I apologize not, for in thy misquote thou didst commit the error of which I spoke. Go run through thy hand, it will profit thee better.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 09 - 09:18 PM

Oh, no I didn't:

Polonius:
    Your noble son is mad:
    Mad call I it, for to define true madness,
    What is't but to be nothing else but mad?
    But let that go.

    Queen:
    More matter with less art.

    Polonius:
    Madam, I swear I use no art at all
    That he's mad, 'tis true, 'tis true 'tis pity,
    And pity 'tis 'tis true—a foolish figure,
    But farewell it, for I will use no art.

                     
                            -- Hamlet Act 2, scene 2, 92–99

I merely misquoted. Now apologize or I will run you through again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 09 - 09:14 PM

Another century mark!! And, BTW, it seems to me you made exactly the same grammatical error about a thousand back!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 09 - 08:57 PM

If 'tis true 'tis a pity and the pity 'tis, 'tis true.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 09 - 06:20 PM

It would be impolite, Rapaire, if you had a whole one. But, since it's just a decimal, you will probably end up in the "more to be pitied than censured" category.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jan 09 - 04:51 PM

Where does YOUR decimal point? And isn't it impolite to point?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Jan 09 - 04:36 PM

Little Hawk, how many times have we told you to watch out where you place your decimal point?

That should have read 0.98 and 0.02 percent, respectively. Now do the math.

It's still a pretty big number, outcome-wise.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Jan 09 - 04:31 PM

Well, they wouldn't care if he was a dirtbag. They'd be all, "Yeah, man, Shane is a dirtbag and it's beautiful and like, EX-cellent, dude!" and like that.


A


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