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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Acme 24 Jul 08 - 04:32 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 04:32 PM

Naw, he went to Takeout.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 03:53 PM

I think he went to Eatin or Harlot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 03:44 PM

The Old School, then, I would have to guess, subscribes to the categorical imperative that ideals must be based on force. ANd I thought PLato was old!! His school is 20th century compared to the neanderthal version.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 02:35 PM

Teribus is, obviously, Old School.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 01:26 PM

I'm not "T-buddy", Teribus is "T-buddy". Now there is a serious case of having some burning issues.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 01:19 PM

Yours may be a more burning issue than mine, T-buddy.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 11:54 AM

Keeping abreast of all those burning issues, are we?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 10:20 AM

T-cups, like T-ball, are intended for the pre-pubescent training set.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Jul 08 - 09:19 AM

Why are T cups so small and the others so big?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 11:26 PM

No, and I haven't noticed any bags under my eyes, either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 11:04 PM

That would be a steep price, darjeeling; perhaps you've been under a strain?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 10:47 PM

I'm going to get T-ed off by this banter if you don't put it on ice pretty soon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 09:16 PM

I have not complained, have I? Has Little Hawk? Has Stilly? Has anyone??

"The guilty man flees when no one pursueth."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 08:12 PM

So... it was far fettched!! SO???? So, what--everybody runs off until Mom calls allie-allie-in-free?



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 04:51 PM

Well, either you or the thing you pekoe at is ptobably an ass anyway, if not both.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 03:26 PM

Not if you take a little pekoe first, Amos. Prevents you from making an assam of yourself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 03:19 PM

Some people will do anything ferment; others are fonder of chamomile. It's enough to turn an Earl gray. Or at least send him to an earl-y grave.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Jul 08 - 08:35 AM

It takes longer to ferment if you put it in the refridgerator....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 11:20 PM

I prefer the lovely red color to come from the grapes. This batch (next to the beer purely for scientific reasons--perspective, you know) hadn't been filtered yet. It was made into jelly last week over at a friend's house. I have another smaller batch of juice in there now so I can show my son how jelly is made.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 10:53 PM

Oh fer...look. A bit of powdered magnesium, some powdered aluminum, a touch of potassium perchlorate, maybe some strontium nitrate for a lovely red color, sprinkle liberally on the poison ivy, drop a lit match.... But do it when the wind is blowing away from your house since the smoke for poison ivy carries the irritant. Don't make your house unlivable -- annoy the neighbors.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 10:44 PM

The red wine creepeth as evening under my poor senses,
And brings on an eventide of the spirit; so
Are the posts of the Mother delayed, slowed and dulled,
Until another sun showeth their truer lights abroad.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 08:18 PM

Grape Day in the Morning!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 06:08 PM

Well in that case. . . but you'd better bring a cooler for your beer, that is, if you're planning to make an evening of the event. The creek next to the grape and poison ivy tree is probably 90 degrees by now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 05:59 PM

Oh, well, you harvest the grapes first, you see. Then transplant the grapevines (and the pit bulls) temporarily to a safe location. Then blow the poison ivy to kingdom come.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 05:09 PM

Besides, you'd blow the grapes to kingdom come. No point in doing that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 04:33 PM

Betting on the MOAB entering the real world--especially at a trans-reality portal somewhere in Texas--is too easy, LH, and no real bet at all.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 03:50 PM

I can guaran-damn-TEE it that if Stilly does this, she will become a household name in her community. Probably get a spot on the national news too. Five minutes of fame, here she comes!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 03:35 PM

Wasn't it Khandu's coronation that 'Spaw first attempted that?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 03:30 PM

Hey!! Let's do a dramatization of Spaw's infamous Patty Poop-Chute Dolls and the Christian Inflatables!! Do it right at twilight, and invite all the neighbors in, bors in, invite all the neighbors in.

Sparkler dicks and gas-filled inflatable dolls and BANG! The ivy goes away and you get cash and infamy!!!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 02:53 PM

By the way, if you want to get rid of that poison ivy patch for certain sure, just hire Rapaire to do the job. A little excavation, a little plastic explosive, some wires, a detonator....

It'll all be taken care of in one glorious moment, and your whole community will take note. In fact, I would consider selling tickets in advance of the event. A lot of people (mostly males) really like seeing things like that, and you are in Texas, right?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 02:46 PM

They'd always rather be doing "something else". ;-) My dogs feel that way too, except when mealtime rolls around.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 02:22 PM

They might even learn something along the way.

Step one of my final day of picking grapes has been completed: I took a pruning shear over to my tree with grape vines and I cut out as many of the spreading poison ivy tendrils as I could. I had my rake and I moved them all off to the side. Then after 15 minutes or so I came home to take a paper towel with rubbing alcohol and swabbed off my hands and legs then my rake and pruner. Trying to put that pesky poison ivy oil out of commission.

Next, I'll take a tarp and the long handled pruner and see if I can't get another quart or so of grapes, to top off my batch I've been juicing this week. Third time's the charm. I'm going to teach my 16-year-old son to make jelly later this week. He eats enough of it, he might was well know how to make it! (He also helped pick most of the grapes yesterday, despite his protests that he'd rather be doing something else).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 01:51 PM

I share your hopes; for even though you are a foreigner, are not we brothers under the skin?


Let me not expand on this theme unduly, however...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 12:23 PM

I hope that Homeland Security gets a hot tip to investigate the MOAB, and that when they do it buggers up their database to the point of rendering it unusable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 12:16 PM

And Shaw, too!



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 10:51 AM

Just think about the disappointment of someone trying to Booble serious smut and ending up on MOAB. Harharhar!

Oh, and Rap, Bosch!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 10:41 AM

Chinga is much more believable then Shatner. I mean really.

And you have to admire her for her stamina and drive.

Stilly - you ever tried eggplant in chili/garlic brown sauce? YUMMERS!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 10:23 AM

Your mind, quick as any computer, is now traveling to Egypt and calculating on the contents of the memory banks of Denial.

Chinga is perfectly real, penis-breath. As real as Shane! As real as Chongo!! As real as Shatman!! As real as Shane's brother!! As real as the Authorial Hamster Corridus!! As real as Rapaire!!

And besides, just because a gal is a little liberal with her favors and lives life on the scandalous side is not any reason to go calling her unreal. That's very judgemental of you, LIttle Hawk, really.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 09:27 AM

So Chongo denies his own kinfolk? He disowns his own sister? And he expects to be elected??? How awful, to disown your family over a name!

Except for my former brother Percival Heironymus. We don't talk about him, mostly because nobody can pronounce his name and his initials would be PHD and we just don't DO that sort of thing in my family! The very Idea of getting educated!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 06:55 AM

You were the origin of the vomit, Amos. You and you alone invented "Chinga", Chongo's supposed sister with the dreadful name. Chongo HAS no sister named "Chinga". Not now, not then, not ever. There is no such personage as Chinga Chimp, except in your own fevered imagination. MMario has been taken in by your false propaganda and is extending the falsehood. Next you'll be claiming that in fact there IS balm in Gilead and that Harry Lee Wigley did not revolutionize our entire concept of sartorial approbation when he had that epiphany in Dagget's Gulch, Idaho....

You are unscrupulous, sir. You will stoop to anything. And that is why I think Spaw should hire you to accompany him when he takes those noisome Weimaraners on their daily jaunt around the block. Just the sort of job you are perfectly suited to, no?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 01:12 AM

THat would be really grate.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Jul 08 - 12:19 AM

There are now at least 10 eggplant in my fridge. Looks like we'll have to do a big pan of eggplant parmesan with some baba ganoush on the side. Who wants to start grating the cheese?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 07:54 PM

At twenty-four five fifty the beats is still strong.

MM was not the origin of that vomit, sirrah; it grew fresh from your slavish, decadent imagined proto-simian and his abysmal immorality.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 01:26 PM

Humph! You return to that sordid subject as a dog returns to his own vomit, sir. "Chinga-Gate" indeed! For shame!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 12:46 PM

SO, LH, how is Chongo going to handle "Chinga-gate"? Besides installing a pay turnstile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 12:14 PM

I've dabbled in lycanthropy for years, Rapaire. I recommend it. It increases vitality, improves circulation, and keeps the sex drive strong despite the advancing years.

Also, you only have to work about 3 days a month.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 10:50 AM

Aplomb in the handling is worth two holes in Bush, I always say.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 09:26 AM

Well, they didn't consider it much of a corrupting influence, given that there aren't any kids in Lowman and...well, there were other reasons. I don't have much aplomb, if you you must know. I had to sell most of it when I was a little kid to help Mom pay the bills. I remember one day we had nothing to eat but what we could scrounge from the leavings of the sewer rats, and that was mouldy. I whacked off some of my aplomb and sold it so that we could afford water. Luckily, the next day the wolf was at the door so we killed and ate it. Ever eat wolf for a week? Mmm-mmm GOOD! Especially when it's been aged five or six days. And we wore the skin that winter and it kept us warm. Unfortunately it turned both of my brothers into werewolves, but we finally cured them of that a few years ago. Now they only howl at the new moon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Jul 08 - 12:12 AM

Especially when it's not a plumb aplomb.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Jul 08 - 11:18 PM

Blush!


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