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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 07 - 09:07 PM

Reality is a feeble crutch, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 07 - 08:54 PM

Well, really, folks.

I mean really, now.

Really really!!

Now, c'mon, now, really.

REALLY really.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 07 - 01:55 PM

Mowing tomatoes in the Spring -- a wonderful thought, and one which could surely provide fodder for a really whimsical song. But since my last ditty evoked dire warnings about poisoning, I will refrain. Them love-apples are not to be messed with.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Dec 07 - 01:45 PM

I dragged my cherry tomatoes, plant support and all, onto the front porch last night so the last several dozen tomatoes might ripen on the large vine out of the freezing temps. I left a trail of tomatoes behind me that I discovered this morning. Rather amusing, but it means I'll be mowing tomatoes next spring.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Dec 07 - 01:34 PM

Yeah, well, don't overdo it. Pat did (once) and spent the day throwing up and finally was off to the ER, where ibuprofen poisoning (mild) was diagnosed. Couple days later, off the ibu, she was fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 07 - 12:13 PM

What a friend is Ibuprofen!
All our aches and pains dispel!
What a joy it is to take it,
When your body aches like hell.
Headaches, too, it quickly conquers,
When old age and stress betray!
What a friend is Ibuprofen!
Run and bring some home today.


Dungblatter, Bigges, Noizes

Library of American Poetry, 13th Edition, 1972


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 07 - 10:47 AM

Dammit, I am still in need of Ibuprofen this morning. I had hoped I would be eighteen again.

Oh, well. It's a clear cool morning, a bit chilly here -- it gets down to 50F at night anymore...I hate cold weather and am threatening to move to Southern California to escape it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Dec 07 - 12:15 AM

What a sacrifice!!

I just came from a live concert by Geoff Muldaur and Jim Kweskin.

They are both awesome.

Muldaur's techniques of voice and guitar are sans pareil.

Jim Kweskin is a Big Soul who plays and sings beautifully.

Catch them if you can!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 10:01 PM

On December 20 I will, with Pat, be flying to DC. I shall return here on the 27th, she on the 1st. Just so everyone knows just how giving and caring I am...going to DC so you all don't have to.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 09:33 PM

I'm slogging away here in the house, trying to clear up in time for company coming later in the week. You guys just go play, let me work. Unless you want to come help bake some cookies or put up the ornaments on the mantle. And you can listen to Amos' YouTube songs again. That was cute.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 09:14 PM

Mom, you should wash his mouth out with soap! Such language!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 08:18 PM

Mom,

I feel much better. Thanks for all the tea. I thought I'd end up in the damn hospital, it felt so bad. But this afternoon, after about 12 hours of sleep, I got up and said, "Fuggit -- I'm done with this!", and I was.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 06:06 PM

Well, exactly, except that its new, and its for Whattabrger and Whattaburger tee shirts.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 06:00 PM

Sounds like an old ad for Double Cola or Bubble Up or something.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 05:16 PM

I think you should have a theme song. Something simple you could play on the autoharp or mouth harp.

WhattaBurger is my tee-shirt
All day long to keep me warm,
If your tee was Whattaburger,
It would keep you safe from harm.
Whattaburgers are delicious
Round and firm and hot and sweet
Wear your Whattaburger tee-shirt
When you go down-town to eat.



What do you think?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 04:46 PM

Two one-one
Two -one-two!
Now the foot's in
The other shoe!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 12:18 PM

Here are some Holiday Wishes for my MOAB buddies.

A very talented performance....


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 12:09 PM

Amos, unfortunately, had been laid low by influenza or pneumonia or some such damn thing and was lying semiconscious in bed most of the day, exploring the Dark Side.

He is better today, though, still creaky and sore but he has received the beinitiŽ from Saint Tylenol, and seems to have recovered Grace.

Next thing is to recover Alice, Susy, Mary and Annie.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 11:12 AM

No, Stilly was busy describing Whataburger t-shirts to sell for her daughter's boyfriend on eBay.

One can put too many words on ads such as that. I used the old boilerplate. I think I'll trim the next few down a tad.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Dec 07 - 09:18 AM

Well, Mom, I see that they left you to sit home alone yestereve. Stilly was off carousing, Amos was doing whatever SoCals do (probably with movie starlets), and I thought that someone else would at least bring you a festive cup of eggnog and yes, I'm sorry I didn't.

But here are some nice raspberry muffins, a cheese omelet, and a cup of coffee made from freshly roasted and ground Jamaica Blue Mountain beans. The butter is home churned from good cream, too. There's Demarara sugar for your coffee and some of that good heavy cream over there. Oh, the toast is home-made sourdough bread!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 05:15 PM

No, years of therapy and surgery restored my rugged good looks. I have, however, cut both brothers out of my will.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 04:15 PM

My God!! That strange person who came to my house was a complete IMPOSTER!! You have been duped, Rapaire!



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 04:06 PM

Did I ever mention the last time I grew a mustache? Well, it wasn't really a mustache, I actually let my nose hairs grow long enough to provide me with a really good "Yosemite Sam".

One day I noticed that my ear hairs were also getting pretty long, and soon I was able to braid my nose hairs and ear hairs together. People would stand in awe of my facial hair, and cowboys and cops came from miles around to admire.

But I wasn't meant to be the center of attention for long. My brothers, jealous of my popularity, shouted my name and as I turned my head to the left I ripped my right ear off. Then my other brother shouted at me from my right and I ripped off the left side of my nose.

Ever since then I have been clean shaven.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 02:29 PM

He is already perfectly grounded, thank you, sir.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 02:09 PM

MOM!! MOM!!!

Amos stole my number!! Ground him! Ground him!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 01:56 PM

Now stands revealed all that is false and what is true:
THou posted 21-111
I posted 112.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 01:20 PM

I think, but am not at all certain, that all of the things pictures (including those labeled as "helicopters") are actually the starships of freds.

But that's just an educated guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 10:56 AM

Here is a strange hobby, videotaping satilites. http://www.rense.com/general79/wdx1.htm

Hey buddy, thery are probably watching you with better resolution than you will ever have.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 10:28 AM

I could not abide the responsibility of reintroducing the polyester leisure suit, no. If that is truly what they are about, it is clear they mean no good for mankind. Boot away, dear Stilly.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 10:14 AM

I didn't squash them, I booted them off of the porch.

Funny, the dogs seemed to like the smell. But then, the dogs need baths themselves.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 09:38 AM

Besides, which, Amos - they are threatening to re-introduce the polyester leisure suit.

You want that on your conscience?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 09:37 AM

we'll be missing pets, livestock and relatives if we don't.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 09:37 AM

I have reason to believe that they have infiltrated the city government of San Diego.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 09:34 AM

MAybe we should reconsider this whole freds policy. AFter all this is the first repeating coherent interaction we have had with entities from another galaxy. Aren't we missing something just squashing them?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 09:27 AM

Kinda like skunk, rotten cheese, and something in the midst of unspeakable decay. I hope you haven't angered them, though. They spray like skunks when angered -- I know, a while back I punted one from my yard onto the golf course. They couldn't play the second hole for months and all the grass on the fairway died.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 08:48 AM

The cold weather brings them around; don't feed them and they should go away.

stomping works too, of course, but how does one cope with the smell?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Dec 07 - 08:41 AM

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP!

STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! KICK!

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Did you know there were freds sleeping on the porch overnight? Geez, wasn't anyone paying attention? Good thing my pooches Poppy and Cinnamon decided to sleep in Mom's room last night (it got cold out in their garage stall!). That kept those cretins at bay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 10:16 PM

We have eaten a hundred.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 10:09 PM

There used to be Safeway here in Texas. You can still "see" them from their old footprint and stone fronts around the area. Can almost see the old yin/yang logo where they hung on the wall. They closed a long time ago now. They're still operating up in Washington, along with K-Mart, which we also lost a while back. Albertson's is perilously close to going away, it was purchased by someone else but is still called Albertson's for now. Not that I love Albertsons, but it is the store that has always had the proximity factor in its favor for about the last 25 years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 10:06 PM

Oh, did you apply for that course too?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 10:04 PM

I betcha that's that Secret Upper Level Librarian Mind Mastery Course he got from that matchbook. Very impressive, I must say.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 10:02 PM

Nah, I did it from memory. You could have a memory like mine, Amos, if you hadn't done all those things in the '60s and didn't live in SoCal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 09:43 PM

Rapaire is such an asset to this list. Who else would haul out the ole Yellow Pages just to make sure he was being thorough? Wotta guy.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 09:32 PM

There is one Albertson's in town, one Ridley's, one Fred Meyer, one Smith's, one Nel's Bi-Lo, one College Market, one Butcher Block, one Del Monte Meats, one Wal-Mart, two K&B Qwik Stops, three L'il Stinkers, two Cowboy Oil Companies, one Winco, and several places whose names I do not know and from which I would be suspicious of food purchased.

There is also Dancing Heart Chocolates and the new co-op. There's Ra-Nae's Rolls, Geraldine's bakery, and the Great Harvest Bread Company.

Sportsman's Warehouse, Ace Hardware, Emergency Supplies, Doc's Gun Barn, and several other places sell freeze-dried camping food.

And from May to October there's the Farmers' Market, which includes produce grown in local gardens and meats raised on grass and butchered on local ranches. A new twist last summer was trout fillets, seasoned and ready to cook -- we purchased some breaded with pecan crumbs and other breaded with black pepper and parmesan cheese.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 07:05 PM

Of c'mon. Call that a sidestep? Vons, Albertson's, Big Bear, Mormon Marketds, Uncle Joseph's Food Emporium, Moroni's Meat and Treat, whateverrrr....

Anyway, I don't that is a picture of you. Your head is bigger than that guys, and he's shorter nor you.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 06:35 PM

Well, mostly because we don't have any Safeways here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 06:30 PM

Mwahaha. Nicely turned, old fruit.

But that seems a very unsportsmanlike wya to go a-hunting.


Why not just "drop in" at the nearest Safeway?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 05:21 PM

Yes, and here's a picture of me using it (I was hunting at the time).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 05:02 PM

"Those...?..." --- you mean a strapon? RAPAIRE HAS A STRAPON!! WOW!! I didn't know that, Rapaire. Thanks for sharing.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Dec 07 - 04:38 PM

Meteors tonight! Woooo-hoooo!


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