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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 04:20 PM

I am skeptical about LH needing an Extra Large codpiece. Unless he wants to put LEJ's harmonica in it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 03:36 PM

y'see, LH - you have fallen prey to the major misconception about codpieces. They were not for *storing* of cods - they were for the easy *releasing* of same.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 03:32 PM

wooden boxes are traditional - though barrels and sacks have been used.

Or you could just nail it to a wall.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 03:06 PM

I have an extra large cod here, and I need something to store it in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 02:53 PM

whyfor? (They aren't that hard to find)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 02:46 PM

Anyone know where I can acquire a extra large size codpiece? They don't appear to have any in the Sears or the L.L.Bean catalogs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 02:44 PM

Amos, I know that you are really an escapee from Area 51. That you got out before they could autopsy you    and that                                                                                                                                    you then assumed your current identity so that the MIBs couldn't find you. But your secret is safe with Mom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 01:07 PM

I am sure Rapaire would be happy to find you some out of work Pittsburghians who would be glad to come to Texas and work for minimum wage just to getout of the cold...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 11:26 AM

Just a tip from one who has been there, Mag: do not use ducks for this work! The lack of opposable thumbs causes too many accidents, and the rough shingles wear their little beaks out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 11:26 AM

Well no wonder it's taking so long to get your roof fixed, Stilly!

Ducks just aren't cut out for roofing labour! (If you don't believe me - remember the cartoon whe3re Donald tried to roof a building? Pure disaster!)

Try to line up some woodpeckers - or maybe some pigs (though they tend to work in straw or twigs)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 11:20 AM

Gorgeous day today, Mom! And I'm getting my ducks lined up to put on a new roof. Maybe some of the work can begin next week. I'll have you sit a little off to one side so you're not disturbed by the falling shingles or dropped nails.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 11:14 AM

I am more than happy for you to believe that I am a spy for Microsoft, Rapaire, a conviction I can only attribute to breathing in Pittsburgh. But it is fine, it keeps my REAL identity all the more secure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 08:11 AM

Rapaire - while you are in Pittsburgh - remmember; don't drink the water, take shallow breaths and for gods sakes if you touch anything wipe your hands down with disinfectant afterwards!

The food, however is perfectly fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 07 - 07:03 AM

Ah-HA! Amos is a spy for Microsoft! Probably going to be the next CIO!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 11:47 PM

Stilly:

I think you have a good point. Duly noted in the minutes. Should we get out some Action Items on this? Who are the stakeholders here? We need to get a real top-level sponsor for it, I think, so the meme will spread and a lot of folks get on board with it. Let's run up a pro forma battle plan and see if we can get some salutes...


(Pay no mind....this is Getaway aftershock, post partum psychosis talking...).


:D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 11:26 PM

Oh, good! You can get out of town and come visit Fort Worth! I look forward to it.

Amos, Amos, Amos. Really. What were you thinking? It is incumbent on us, as the Keepers of the MOAB Flame, to plan for next year's BS.

It's an ELECTION YEAR. It's redundant to suggest we need to plan anything! It will arrive in heaping mounds. We just have to try to keep ours a pure play.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 09:51 PM

Nah, it's free wireless, but you CAN pay for premium service by the day or the week. They also charge if you have to use cat 5. I have an "invitation only" meeting tomorrow which will be on "why open source sucks" and then I give a presentation. Tomorrow evening, at 9:30 p.m. EST, all of the available Past Presidents (which includes me) will be gathered at the bar drinking a toast -- for this is the last Conference of the group. 2008 will have no Conference, and from then on we'll be meeting with our counterparts on "the other side" of the company (the 2009 meeting will be   i n                                              D al las.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 07:31 PM

...in a hotel where they charge you by the second for dial-up, I assume?

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 05:26 PM

Hi, Mom. I'm in Pittsburgh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 02:10 PM

It is incumbent on us, as the Keepers of the MOAB Flame, to plan for next year's BS. We should collect candidate BS themes, and also any suggested guidelines for regulation, process improvement, and quality-control assurance. From these, we can generate a manageable schedule of BS to maintain our status as mater prolix while distibuting the work-load against resource-hours, and optimizing the synchronization of joint inputs into the team environment.

(Sorry -- just practicing getting back into the work mindset...).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 07:10 AM

You can bring yer Depends with man, n-one will say anything...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 07:02 AM

Maybe. Depends on a lot of things: work, money, Depends....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Nov 07 - 01:13 AM

Anyway, I charge you each and every one to fly to Maryland next October and dance at the Getaway.

Bill D just posted some decent pix of the events.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 03:52 PM

It was, Rapaire; I was so disappointed when it turned out to be a JetBlue Airbus and I was going back to an Earthian aerodrome. But what could I do? By the time I figured it all out, all the Koolaid was gone.

Next time I will be ready!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 12:36 PM

No, no...I believe ALL of what you wrote, Amos. I suspect that you all were a trifle disappointed when the Rapture and/or Starship didn't come and get you, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 10:51 AM

Well, obviously Rapaire's perfervid imaginings, in which he projects his favorite unfulfilled libido-fantasies on others in order to justify his self-denial, are much more interesting than the actual getaway. In the ACTUAL event, everyone was stately, polite, moved slowly and took turns, sang precisely, played gently, and gave all historical sources for each song's provenance before singing it. Every guitar was perfectly tuned, and none of the songs had any bad words. We wore white gowns over our street clothes so there would be bno opportunity for envy. It was really a lovely week-end, and I am deeply grateful to those who made it happen.

(All of the above except thre last is BS -- it was a riproarer. The jams that ran until 0400 were just a tad spicier than those which broke up at 0200, and the Irish flowed like springwater, but everyone handled it nicely.)

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 06 Nov 07 - 12:13 AM

It's the drugs--sounds like LaLa Land. Wait till he's over whatever it is he caught. Bronchitis? Pneumonia? Whooping Cough?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 10:27 PM

Good heavens, man, get a grip on yourself! These bizarre fantasies about some of my favorite characters that you are indulging in are becoming quite disturbing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 10:21 PM

Penelope Rutledge asked it of "Shane" -- and then went on a did it. "Shane" has never been the same and can barely sit down.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 01:17 PM

Still wrong, Rapaire. It was not Shane who said it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 12:54 PM

He hasn't come dragging in yet--I thought for sure he would stick his head in early to say how much fun he had when we couldn't go.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 07 - 09:30 AM

I feel lousy, thanks. Tomorrow (and possibly today) I have to deal with people make "substantial" contributions to the Library ("in lieu of flowers" -- the wish of the family of lady the Library is named after, who died last week). Definitely Tuesday; the appointment is made and the donors ask only for a bronze plaque on the "brag wall" -- no press, nothing like that -- and the brag wall was $5,000 or more. We're thinking that it will be in the vicinity of $50,000.

Wednesday I fly to Pittsburgh for a conference (and plan to meet up with Azizi); on Thursday I have to do a presentation at said conference.

Well, at least the medicines (prednisone, Avelox, and codeine prn for cough) seem to be working.

But thanks for asking.

Of course, I don't feel nearly as bad as Amos's hangover is making HIM feel! I just hope that he didn't contract a "social disease" again this year at Getaway. Mom gets SOOOOOOOOOO distressed by that boy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 11:57 PM

Feeling any better, Rap? I have a nice pot of chicken broth I made this evening. You would have to come to Texas to have bowl, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 06:21 PM

"Shane" McBride asked it of Penelope Rutledge.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 03:35 PM

LOL!

Wrong. Try again.

Shane would probably be dead if he'd said that to Chongo. And anyway, he wouldn't have.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 10:11 AM

"Shane" McBride asked it of Chongo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 10:07 AM

Okay, here's a trivia question. Who plaintively asked the question:

"Can I wham my oingo-boingo into your velvet underground?"

And it was addressed to whom?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 05:09 AM

We had a flyer this week from Bad, Breath and Beyond (or some store with a name like that) for a toaster oven that was also a convection oven; I think the price was about $70.00.

Why am I up at this god-awful hour, before the Deity has arisen? I coughed myself awake in spite of the meds. I'm also going back to bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Nov 07 - 01:32 AM

Okay, so you're not cavorting, you're kvetching.

I'm doing laundry and baking bread. I just had to pronounce my convection oven dead. The fan is kaput. I fixed it once, but it didn't stay fixed. This after I replaced my hot water kettle ye$terday. My small appliances seem to be unhappy. (Let's hope the large ones decide to be "big" about it all, whatever they're grousing about.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 07 - 09:25 PM

Yeah. I went to a funeral service (with Dixielanders blowin' sweet on the hymns) and then to a reception at the local country club, where I stayed long enough to have a glass of water, present my personal and the Library's condolences and take care of one last piece of business, drove to work and put a toilet out of order and dealt with an angry patron, went to church, had dinner, and am now home.

Cavorting...I'm on antibiotics and predisone, ferchrissakes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Nov 07 - 09:00 PM

You never realize how much noise the boys make until they're all out running around and you can hear yourself think for once.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 03 Nov 07 - 04:30 PM

Hey, MOM, maybe you want to head over to the Mudcat Tavern. Amos has headed out of town for a couple of days and it looks like Rap is cavorting at the Country Club.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 07 - 09:47 AM

Knowing the CG I'd be very, very surprised if she hadn't. Well, not exactly -- I know the CG, but unlike almost everyone else I haven't really known her, if you get my meaning.

She's lived a very full and exciting life.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Nov 07 - 12:08 AM

He's got a few tricks she probably hasn't seen yet...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Nov 07 - 11:50 PM

Hey, Mom, I'm still working on my roof job. I've got a good bid and a painter to tidy up after the roof and the gutter replaced. Now I have to figure out the IRS rules regarding my IRA. That could take longer than replacing the roof, once the crew gets started. No spare money for running off to folkie weekends.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 07 - 04:40 PM

A message to you from Colonel-General Smyte-Withers, Commander of the Idaho Legion: "Is this Chongo a trick monkey? We like trick monkeys up at the Legion Hovel. They're so cute!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 07 - 04:19 PM

Chongo would. He has a pretty sensitive nose.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 07 - 01:50 PM

Come to think of it, Getaway could be held at the Legion Hovel. Nobody would notice any difference.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 07 - 12:29 PM

Contemplation of the orgy that is called "Getaway" kind of makes you sad, doesn't it?

To know that our comrades and comradettes are spending their time and precious bodily fluids in riotous living...a shame, a real shame.

I hope that we aren't asked to bail them out again this year.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 07 - 10:31 AM

Yes, those who wish to avoid being totally corrupted should NOT go to the Getaway.

I told Chongo about that, and he was surprised. He says he might just go this year.


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