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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

MMario 27 Jun 06 - 04:09 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 04:09 PM

I don't think that is necessary. YOu could be posting page after page of repetitious cut and paste quotes. That would be truly nont in the spirit of things, but you have been terse, but properly conversational.

On the other hand, none of this has really been quality BS if you know what I mean.

so - in an effort to raise the BS level...ahem.....

I was researching percussion instruments the other day and came across a fascinating monograph of a pioneer in big band music, Efrem Cympalist, JR., whose technique was considered, in his day, to be unbeatable.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 04:00 PM

Oh well. Shall I ask Joe to remove those out of spirit posts then?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:56 PM

I remember that day...it was a whim really - who ever thought that some day we would be watching, misty eyed, as the MOAB head for 13000.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: *Laura*
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:53 PM

i feel proud to have been at Mudcat when this thread began. (as I'm sure do many of you)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:52 PM

no - it really isn't. what possible answer is there to this dillema


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:47 PM

Making repeated short posts just isn't in the right spirit, is it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:47 PM

i'm in mudcat zone


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:44 PM

What time zone are you in?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:43 PM

Maybe


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:43 PM

maybe?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:42 PM

No


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:41 PM

Yes


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:13 PM

was + __

'bye!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:12 PM

thirty


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:11 PM

I don't know how Rapaire inserted the 'te' -

The rude response, (which since MOM raised me correctly I won't use) would be "sideways".

I would suggest an edit button - but that might risk a visitation by The Shambles.

Anyone think we can hit 13000 by 4:30 when I go home?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 03:08 PM

How do you insert the te? The only place that makes sense in conventional English generates Mathematical problems instead. Of course neither apply consistantly round here, but I'm still puzzled. Not that this is anything new....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 02:59 PM

oh! almost forgot. At the wedding I sang at Saturday - one of the gifts the bride and groom got was a wooden pestle like vase-like object - and they looked at each other and said "Spatula crock!!!" - because they have an entire drawer full of spatulas. Made me homesick for the cat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 02:51 PM

I inserted the 'te' and now I can't sit still.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 02:48 PM

please note that I manfully refrained from saying "insert where necessary" or even "insert where needed".

Mom raised me right.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 02:42 PM

here's the "te" missing from the previous post. Insert as necessary.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 02:40 PM

I agree the question "Why was 10,000 posts?" is confusing, MMario, but I think the confusion started when you posed the question! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 02:27 PM

on the other hand - that could really get confusing - why was 10,000 posts?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 02:20 PM

Maybe MOAB will be like a hotel and skip straight to 14,000.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 02:18 PM

Now that is Art Carne


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 02:17 PM

Sock it to ya!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 01:59 PM

Good Lord! If that's what you pay for socks in Scotland what do you pay for shoes?? I'm not even buying a simple sgain dhu at those prices!

The Bank of Scotland is beaming television messages at me, trying to subvert me and corrupt my mind. So far it hasn't worked.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 01:22 PM

Ha! Match these!
I knew they were expensive, but OUCH!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 01:04 PM

oh sure - give away the answer to two other questions.

MOM!



Rapaire's beein' a party poop!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 12:56 PM

Haha, he laughed! All of my socks are black except those that are white! Haha!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 12:53 PM

Don't believe her! Belief in anyplace on the Mudcat besides MOAB means your soul will rot, eternal torment will be yours forever (even if that is redundant) and you will never ever have matching socks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 12:44 PM

You mean that there really ARE other places on the 'Cat??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 12:36 PM

Not to cause unpleasant associations, but I lost my mother on Memorial Day (observed) several years ago. It's difficult to live so distant from parents and have to come and go when you'd like to just stay with them for a while if you could at a time such as this. I had just returned to Texas for a few days when Mom died. Best wishes to both of you.

On another matter, did anyone else see the fine succinct discussion of duck dogs that BWL published elsewhere in the 'Cat? (here, for your reference)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 12:22 PM

The evening and the day wore on,
Our lives were full of bother.
We posted when we had the time,
To our ever-bouyant Mother.
It was BS here, and BS there,
We'd not give up the ghost.
For we knew that somewhere down the road
Lay the Thirteen Thousandth Post.

Like the Grail of old, that number bold
Drew all our fevered dreaming
And if we let it fall to some drive-by cad,
We'd all be in for reaming.
We could hear the cheers and the bold halloos,
And the happy honoring toasts,
So we took the time to step once more
Toward the Thirteen Thousandth Post.

And if men died in far off lands,
And honor died betrayed,
And if we marched like Moses' band
Back into lives as slaves,
If virtue failed, and courage quailed,
And reason left for the coast,
Why, it's nothin' to us -- why raise a fuss?
Where's that Thirteen Thousandth Post?

Ephraim Symbolist, Jr.
Songs from an Empty Heart
Nihilist Pocket Books Press,
Greenwich Village, New York, 1947


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 12:07 PM

Her father has been, and continues to be, quite ill and hospitalized in Silver Spring, MD. We may have to make a frenzied trip out that way this weekend, but we hope not. Pat's been gone since Memorial Day weekend, an unintentionally lengthened jaunt in the East.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 09:52 AM

I commend your spousal enthusiasm -- it is obvious you are not being koi.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 09:39 AM

I though Mirackerelous myself...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 09:11 AM

Pat comes home today! Pat comes home today! At least for a while....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Jun 06 - 02:43 AM

I thought it was a Marvelous bit of adaptation, if I say so myself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 11:04 PM

Nothing loath, nor koi, about her!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 09:24 PM

Oh, just take the bait and the hook will be set! You'll be scooped up in the net of poetry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 08:54 PM

Considering the depths we could sink to, rather good. I don't fathom this poetry stuff at all myself though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 08:33 PM

It's pretty fishy, I think. But it does do a fin job of scaling the heights of poetry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 07:49 PM

Stilly, that's really poetical, like!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 06:52 PM

Had we but world enough, and time,
This koiness, lady, were no crime.
We would sit down, and think which way
To swim, and pass our long love's day.
Thou by the Indian Ganges' side
Shoudst fishies find; I by the tide
Of Humber would complain. I would
Love you ten years before the food,
And you should, if you please, refuse
Till the conversion of the Cod. . . .


Fish don't seem to adapt (or I can't remember any suitable names to fill in the appropriate niches).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 05:39 PM

Koi are carp. Carp will eat anything they can get their jaws around. I haven't tried it, but I understand that they're pretty exciting to take on a fly rod.

Filleted, lightly breaded with seasoned corn meal and fried, carp make a decent fish dish. They were originally brought into the US as a food source.

Koi too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 05:12 PM

I think you going to be wanting another pond...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 05:02 PM

Which, presumably, is not a description of BWL's hot-dog-like body part.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 04:13 PM

koi are carnivourous. They wil devour snails, crayfish, minnows, their own eggs, fry, and smaller koi. the only vegetarian koi are koi that haven't seen a living thing they can fit in their mouth.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 04:10 PM

But they're koi! Koi are vegetarians!. Well, supposedly...

We gave our daughter a small koi which she put in an indoor aquarium along with her tropical fish. She fed them all tropical fish food, which has lots of animal-derived stuff like freeze-dried brine shrimp in it. A couple of years later, the nice, passive, vegetarian koi had become a raging carnivore and had eaten all the other fish in the tank!

The idea of turning a half-acre pondful of five-pound koi into carnivores to get rid of some pesky neighbors and their yappy dogs does have a certain appeal. However, I do go swimming in that pond and I'm rather fond of all my body parts, especially the one the fish would be most likely to mistake for a leftover hot dog.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 26 Jun 06 - 03:15 PM

You're not supposed to feed them food. Try the dismemebred corpses of people who annoy you mildly. You'll find the labels won't matter much soon.


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