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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Feb 17 - 10:01 AM

Amos, I'm afraid that I simply couldn't be rollicking on the commons. I am far too well bred and brought up for sort of thing. "Commons" indeed! Humph!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Feb 17 - 09:32 PM

Well, it was 48F (call it 9C) here today. Then it rained. Then it snowed. I took a nap, and when I awoke it was brilliant blue sky and today's snow had melted.

Monday 02/20 80% / 0.2 in

Showers in the morning, becoming a steady rain in the afternoon. Windy. High 43F. Winds S at 20 to 30 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Rainfall near a quarter of an inch. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.
Monday Night 02/20 70% / 0.16 in

Steady light rain in the evening. Windy with showers continuing late. Low 41F. Winds S at 20 to 30 mph. Chance of rain 70%. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.


On the 14th I went to a concert by the The Irish Rovers and on the 16th one by
The Bar J Wranglers.

However! I woke up on the 14th with a bad, bad pain in the inside of my left elbow. To the doctor! and was told it was probably a strain or a sprain so just rest it. Friday I went again -- it's probable that I've torn at least the bicep loose, just as I did some years back on the right arm.

On the 13th of March I'm supposed to leave for a cruise up and down the sunny coast of Norway. Fill in the blank with the expletive of your choice: Ah, ___________________________________________!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Feb 17 - 05:16 PM

Meanwhile we are rollicking on the commons in 65F sunshine today, a Sunday classic for early Spring in the middle of Febraury. Dogs are gamboling, folks chatting in their shirtsleeves, and the stately Eno rolls down to the sea under the kindly afternoon sun. Daffodills have begun flowering.

Back in California I had one rocking session a week. Last week I had the Nash St Brewery, the Thursday night jam session and tonight I am going to a bonfire old-time music jam Folks remain open and kindly and friendly in spite of my origins as a goddamned carpetbagger. They are taking their duties as citizens and as kind souls seriously.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 19 Feb 17 - 01:49 PM

Poor gnu. Thanks for letting us know that you are still alive, shoveling, and cussing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Feb 17 - 08:35 AM

What I don't understand is why Gnu doesn't pack up his mother and leave that whole "good manners, smart president, good health care" shtick behind and move south to the land of imbecilic autocrats and overpriced pharmaceuticals and free BS. It just doesn't make sense to put up with such terrible weather every year!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Feb 17 - 08:28 AM

Yes, gnu, a bit of rain on top of all that snow and then a return to sub-freezing temps would turn your situation from unpleasant to truly biblical. Expect people from Hollywood to come knocking on your door offering mega-bucks for the opportunity to film it all.

Of course, they'll want to toss in a few plagues and pestilences, bring in a pharaoh or two for a bit of scourging, and have a few bushes spontaneously combust just to add a bit of context. I hope your back yard's big enough to accommodate the Red Sea so Moses can do that parting thing he does so well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Feb 17 - 05:17 AM

The Thursday storm didn't happen as forecast. Twas only suppose to really get going toward daylight and we were suppose to get 60-90 kph NE which would gradually turn NNW and subside to 40-70 KPH by early afternoon. But, no, Old Man Winter decided that would be too easy on my back so, in the middle of the night, he decided to change it to snow like a sumbitch with 50-80 N such that, when I went to clear Mum's back door, I had to shovel my way to the door through double thigh deep drifts... prick. By noon, it was 40-70 kph NNW and the storm stalled and spun until it blew itself out around 7PM. The centre of the storm at the end of it was directly across from Mum's backdoor where her driveway meets mine. The only thing that could really mess us up now is more snow soon or maybe, say, if, on the chance, the temperature rises to 5C tomorrow and we get some rain... prick.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 17 - 09:44 PM

Yes, Amos is a force field to be reckoned with. Or upon. If he'd been in the South between 1861 and 1865 the South might have won The War. But he wasn't and as a result the South lost.

SO IT'S ALL AMOS' FAULT!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Feb 17 - 03:29 PM

Speaking of winter storms, southern California is going to drown this weekend. What's being called the biggest storm in six years is on its way there. That's what happens when Amos moves away and takes his Cosmic Weather Shield with him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 17 - 10:37 PM

THere all goofy, but this one is no mini.

We are having chilly weather here in the South, too. Wearing sweaters even. Bitter winds blowing around. But the daffodils are up and trhe redbud tree is blooming; let us hope it is not misplaced vegetarian optimism.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Feb 17 - 04:02 PM

Winter Storm Pluto, huh? Did I miss Winter Storm Goofy?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Feb 17 - 03:14 PM

I do hope Gnu is still alive after "Winter Storm Pluto."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Feb 17 - 09:52 PM

Well, good. The piles of ice and snow have pretty much sublimed away. Next week: rain and snow. And of course flooding. Lots of snow left in the "higher elevations." I drove through an underpass which had been flooded last weekend and except for the flotsam and jetsam and tree trunks and bodies and stuff marking the high water line you could barely tell it had happened at all.

Fortunately, no water has gotten into the Alky Cellar up at the Legion Hovel.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Feb 17 - 08:41 PM

MOM, we had a speck of chilly weather down here, nothing like the Gnuser up in NB, but cool enough that a fresh batch of lentil soup hit the spot. Not the icy top step on the porch, but the empty spot in my tummy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Feb 17 - 08:01 PM

Crowd goes wild, rafters shake with the stamping of feet and the echoes of applause. Infatuated groupies carry BWL off tot heir boudoir on their naked shoulders.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Feb 17 - 07:21 PM

To the tune of "I Love Paris"

I Don't Miss Chongo

♩♪♫♬♩♪♫♬

I don't miss Chongo in the springtime
I don't miss Chongo in the fall
I don't miss Chongo in the winter
I don't miss that ape at all

I don't miss Chongo in the morning
Don't miss him in the afternoon
I don't miss Chongo
Why the hell would I miss Chongo
He smells like a baboon

♩♪♫♬♩♪♫♬


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Feb 17 - 10:46 PM

Out here in NAWTH Carolina, it's all good! The weather bounces between 80F and 50F, and the winds slip from five to twenty knots. The days slip from sunny and bright to windy and gray as Spring sneaks in and Winter fights back. The people just line up and cheer on the sidelines.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Feb 17 - 08:09 PM

Rap, everything in Louisiana is good. Except the cops in New Orleans. And the so-called health professionals in New Orleans. And the politicians in New Orleans (plus about half the politicians in the rest of the state). Put 'em all together, and they're worth about half as much as a bowl of red beans and rice from a greasy diner on Magazine Street.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Feb 17 - 06:07 PM

Snowed Thursday and Monday (16"+ on Monday). Gonna snow Thursday. Fuck off Old Man Winter ya fuckin prick! Jesus H. Christ what is yer fuckin problem ya cranky old fuck? You think this is fun for and elderly man with arthritis? Screw you!!! Tried out my video cam. Figured our how to download to YT... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KebFH2ce4dk&feature=youtu.be


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Feb 17 - 02:22 PM

Like Moon Pie? Ewwwwwwwwww!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Feb 17 - 01:31 PM

Moon Pie is good. Lone Star is good. Grits are good. PBR is good. Shrimp are good. Alligator is good. Crawdads are good. Cypress is good. Beignets are good. Catfish is good. Hushpuppies are good. Collards are good. Pot liquor is good. Poutine is not good. Chicken fried steak is good. Biscuits are good. Molasses is good. Sweet taters are good. Barbecued ribs are good. Black-eyed peas are good. Okra is good. Red-eye gravy is good. Hoppin' John is good. Turnip greens are good.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Feb 17 - 05:16 AM

Yeah, I was a bit concerned that a Mardi Gras chicken might taste like cheap plastic beads, but it didn't. It tasted like Moon Pie.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Feb 17 - 12:01 AM

Just so it didn't swat you across the face with a string of metallic plastic beads.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Feb 17 - 10:11 PM

Hi, Mom. For dinner tonight, we had a rotisserie chicken from the supermarket. You know how they're labeled "Lemon Pepper" or "Mojo" or some such? Well, this one was labeled "Mardi Gras". When I took it out of its package, it drank a beer, took off its bra, and shook its breasts at me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Feb 17 - 09:41 AM

Bamboo.

Bamboo.

Bamboo.

Bamboo.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Feb 17 - 10:28 PM

There are many types of bamboo. Some are quite civilized. Others spread like kudzu, only taller.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Feb 17 - 01:26 PM

Amos, don't try to bamboozle bamboo. Bamboozling bamboo breaks Bambi's bravado.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 12 Feb 17 - 01:02 PM

Amos, do keep an eye on that bamboo grove. Rooted bamboo is a force to be reckoned with. The permanent deacon at my former parish told me a bamboo story. When he originally installed bamboo in his yard, he did so by burying a metal garbage can, open end up, with the bamboo coming up inside.

A long while later, with the bamboo fully grown and extending itself towards pastures new, the deacon got out the shovel and had a look at what was left of the installation below the topsoil.
He found that the growing, thriving bamboo had expanded so as to TEAR the metal can into shreds and pieces over time underground.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Feb 17 - 11:24 AM

Good news you're throwing yourself into regional events, Amos. Have you set the house up completely, every box unpacked and corrugated responsibly recycled, or is marching a way to remove yourself from the sea of boxes throughout the house, contents now unknown?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Feb 17 - 10:24 AM

Like Trump is America's favorite. A convenient fiction to assuage narcissism. A solipsistic sop, a teething ring of distraught confusion of the soul.

Yesterday's March on Raleigh was very stirring and u[plifting--there were, I think, easily twenty thousand of us in full agreement that the loofa-faced twitter-bird should take his shit-gibbon hijinks elsewhere. Ca;;s for reform of every kind--above all the removal of HB2--rang out and we marched through the center of Raleigh. Janey put up some good picturers on Facebook. There's ever a news clip video with me strolling past the camera. Fame at last!

But anyway, it was a real deal hoot of an event. Plenty of peace to go around.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Feb 17 - 09:57 PM

Possibly she did, because I'm her favorite.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Feb 17 - 09:40 PM

Hey, MOM,

You didn't use Rap's birthdate for your computer passwords, did you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Feb 17 - 09:28 PM

I will be by your side, adding my vehement ignoral to yours is fraternal solidarity!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Feb 17 - 07:08 PM

That makes three threads in which mention of Rapparee's birthday has been made. Ignoring it is becoming quite difficult, but I shall persist in doing so.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 11 Feb 17 - 05:39 PM

Rapparee is busy observing his birthday.
So I'll hoist MOM for now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Feb 17 - 08:07 PM

That is definitely the plan. When the enviable SPring finally appears we shall birst forth in gloriousd acoustic merriment. Mwahahaha. No more Wagon Wheel for me.

I have a banjo and I know how to use it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Feb 17 - 01:27 PM

There's a house in one of the older sections of Pensacola whose address is 222 Spring Street. For years, it was the semi-communal domicile of a number of musicians. (Think the Grateful Dead's house in Haight-Ashbury.) It was so well known that everyone just called it Two-Two-Two. No need for a street name or any further explication. Everyone knew what you were talking about.

Perhaps Amos's new old house will achieve a similarly near-legendary stature in Hillsborough. "Big jam at Two-Twelve tonight! Be there!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Feb 17 - 10:15 AM

212, eh? I thought you'd have switched to metric by now. But then, I understand that back in your day you and ol' Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit used to go out "freezing water" and "bringing things to a boil." Of course, ol' Danny Boy never married and was "associated" with people like Olaus Roemer and Pieter van Musschenbroek. I'm sure you wouldn't have had anything at all to do with Danny Boy's "experiments" in "shades of heat" (did someone say, "50"?).

Then there's Pete. He is said to have invented the capacitor as the "Leyden (pronounced 'LAY den', emphasis in the original) jar" and "machines" for "testing" tension, compression, and flexure. One of his more, well, arousing (to Danny Boy and Pete anyway) examples was a problem in "dynamic plasticity" dealing with the penetration of butter by a wooden stick subjected to impact by a wooden sphere.

There's a picture of Pete here, and one of his partner, Danny Boy, here. Not being given to making assertions without proof, I shall only mention that they inveigled young Andy Celsius into the claws and maws of their so-called "temperature research" (or "temperatuur onderzoek" as they called it).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 11:21 PM

We've had wicked, wintry winds coming down the valley, thunder rolling down the hills and heavy rains before dawn. Not too bad. In a couple of days it'll be back in the 60-70F range. There will, however, be one more mean freeze before SPring asserts her golden self. Buty Spring here in the South last three or four months, I am told, so it's well worth the wait.

The shake=down here at 212 continues apace and the place looks a little more homelike every day. Dani came over and blessed our progress, so good on us. :D

Hugs, Mom. Don't buy any wooden emperors!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 07:29 PM

I sit and I wait.
And I anticipate.
The snow we deserve
After the fate the fate endured
With that fuckin freezing rain
What a fucking pain
In the arse

She's gonna go Nor'easter ona night eh? Wee touch of the pure driven and a touch of yer wind. No worries. Not like it's gonna be 1992 again, or worse, what I survived as this post proves. Bout time. At there rain shite we had back in January month is nasty stuff. Some up north had their power out for two weeks last go. I had er out for four days and that was all I wanted ta suffer right? Small potatoes for me says I. So... let it snow. Besides, it'll be good for the partridge. Poor little buggers musta been droppin like flies with the freeze/thaw/rain/freeze. Well, drop? More like smother or starve to death in their burrows. On the other hand, the deer are lovin the lack of snow. Coyotes are showing up with mange on accounta they can't just eat all the deer they wanna eat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 07:05 PM

Try not to get arrested, Amos. I understand NC chain gangs are not very nice, although you can pick up some new blues songs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 09 Feb 17 - 04:51 PM

Before I brush the snow off my parked car, I will give MOM a boost up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Feb 17 - 08:56 PM

Ah, yes, I recall Cornwallis--caught a glimpse of him once. At least I was told it was he--he had his back turned and was fleeing at the time.

Annyhoo, I had a long talk today with one our brightest and best activists. We have a lot of work ahead to untangle the wicked webs of deceit, greed, poverty, racism and sheer tomfoolery that have troubled these parts for too long. I am going to Raleigh on Saturday, to rub shoulders with the legions of goodhearts who turn out there for the Moral March conflation of high-minded types.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 17 - 08:05 PM

"One legend has the nickname being applied to the state's residents as long ago as the Revolutionary War. According to this story, the troops of British General Cornwallis were fording what is now known as the Tar River between Rocky Mount and Battleboro when they discovered that tar had been dumped into the stream to impede their crossing. When they finally got across the river they found their feet completely black with tar. Their observation that anyone who waded North Carolina rivers would acquire tar heels led to the nickname first being used."

               --From the same place as Amos's explanation, goheels.com


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 17 - 06:21 PM

Lost, didn't they? Yup, they lost.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Feb 17 - 03:11 PM

What did the guy on the right do?

Played a fun set at the Nash Street Tavern. I had to go back to the DMV three times because they couldn't read the plain legal language of a trust document. I mean, really!! This kind of subliteracy is an embarrassment to the Great North State!

Which, by the way, fought most valiantly in the unfortunate dispute between the States, and earned their men the nickname of Tarheels. The story as sometimes told:

"Thus after one of the fiercest battles, in which their supporting column was driven from the field and they successfully fought it out alone, in the exchange of compliments of the occasion the North Carolinians were greeted with the question from the passing derelict regiment: "Any more tar down in the Old North State, boys?" Quick as thought came the answer: "No, not a bit; old Jeff's bought it all up." "Is that so; what is he going to do with it?" was asked. "he is going to put it on you'ns heels to make you stick better in the next fight." "


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Feb 17 - 11:34 AM

'Round about here we don't do that. Idaho does it 3-7-77.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 08 Feb 17 - 11:27 AM

Barack needs some (proper) shooting training. And what's with the wimpy recoil vent(s)? Da girls I goes with be laughin, eh wha?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Feb 17 - 09:49 PM

Hi, Mom. I didn't get the $21,000 reward they were offering for information leading to the capture of that guy who made the national news for killing three women near here. The cops caught up to him in a motel in Georgia and he shot himself. Actually, I wasn't going to provide information leading to his capture anyway. I loaded my 12 gauge over-under with 00 buck and was waiting for him to come cruising up my driveway. Then I was going to let my buddy Barack shoot him. I guess we would have had to split the reward, but that's okay. $10,500 ain't chicken feed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 07 Feb 17 - 08:43 AM

Feed deer meat to a dog? I'd share a bit but mostly just the pancakes and maple slurpup. Hmmm... not too much of the slurpup as I assume it might upset a pup's tummy.


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