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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Oct 10 - 01:46 PM

You know, most parties and gatherings can be improved if one adds a tasty mix of primates to the guest list. Several apes and a large barrel of monkeys will absolutely make any social occasion unforgettable. Ask Chongo for details.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 31 Oct 10 - 10:15 AM

Sounds like fun! Are you officiating, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Oct 10 - 10:11 AM

Not as hectic as thirty twenty-somethings...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 31 Oct 10 - 04:58 AM

Hey, Mom,n and my nephew and his fiancee and about twenty thirty-somethings descended on a small hotel in the seaside village of Del Mar and rehearsed for tomorrow's wedding. Big dinner after with Peruvian delicacies. Awesome, chaotic, high-energy crowd. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here....



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 10:30 PM

We are going to have to hustle this through pretty quickly. If I find there are latecomers (there are bound to be) I may need to find some extra participants; idealy, for every two players I'm set, so if there is an odd number, it might be time to ask if anyone has a few local items to send. I have used a calendar this year in my office that came from my Australian Secret Santa last year. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 10:17 PM

Rapaire's the right man for the SS job. Just don't step on his cloak and dagger.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 10:00 PM

Maggie,

Is there any way we MOABites can help with your SS crisis?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:56 PM

If you keep aeroplanes at an aerodrome, you'd keep Palins in a palindrome.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:36 PM

Say what say?

Is that a Sarah Palin drone kinda thing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 09:27 PM

Around and around and around we go! Twirling on this palindrome!!!

Emordnilap siht no gnilriwt!!! Og ew dnuora dna dnuora nda nduora!


Eiseley

Yelesie


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 08:25 PM

Oh dear... I hope Liz is okay???? Haven't chatted with her in ages but I hoped it was just that she was busy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 07:58 PM

I picked a pair that looked like what I wore for summer forestry work many years ago in the Western Cascade Mountains of Washington.

The trick to keeping your feet warm is to have enough room for a couple of pairs of socks. Cotton on the inside, wool on the outside. Probably goretex or thinsulite socks now. And keep your boots dry by keeping them properly greased.

I must be insane. I just volunteered to take over organizing the Secret Santa program. Liz has had problems and hasn't been able to follow through. We're all desperate to start tormenting each other. I may have to spread some cards out on the kitchen table, so you guys clean up the spilled maple syrup, okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 05:24 PM

I'm not sure about deer, but I've heard you can attract grizzlies by walking through the bush with some fresh cut bloody beef slung over your shoulder and yelling, "Here, bear!" at regular intervals.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 03:23 PM

Re pepper in yer boots? I'll try that next cold day eh.

The key to foot warmth is to keep the blood pumping. Simply raising heel to arse alternatively if you must stand in place will help greatly. Or a fire, but no sense in standing there as deer have oldfactories and earfactories which will warn them away. Unless you make your fire about 15' up in a tree... but, you probably won't get any deer by doing that either.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 02:41 PM

Iffen ya put a nice thick layer of horse manure in the bottom of yer bottoms it'll not only give soft insoles, but as it "works" it'll provide ya a plumb organic foot warmer, too. Since ain't nobody in their right mind changes socks or longhandles during the winter won't nobody notice, neither.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 02:26 PM

I've heard that if you put powdered red pepper in your boots, it helps keep your feet warm by increasing circulation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 02:20 PM

SRS... 400 gram Thinsulate... yad freeze yer toes off up here. Specially with steel toed boots. Of course, if yer movin a lot, 400g might get ya by.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 02:02 PM

I always knew my children's friends would be able to say 'Your mother wears logging boots' - except that their friends are clueless about logging boots. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 01:19 PM

Yessiree. But a bazooka is even better! ;-) Then ya got them tactical nooks....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 12:35 PM

Boy, you could really stomp a liberal with them there hobnails eh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 12:20 PM

I'm gonna get me a pair of caulked loggers boots for Getaway! Heck, I might just get them for going to the Legion Hovel. Maybe hobnails, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 11:52 AM

Those are fine work boots, Stilly. I had something a little more stylish in mind, though.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 30 Oct 10 - 12:05 AM

My son got a reasonable pair for about $60 a couple of years ago at Sears.

I got a good pair when I was about 16 at Redwing. Steel toed boots that laced above the ankles, 8" boots logger, great for working in the woods. They finally wore out. Good lord, they're $279 now. They probably cost about $30 when I bought them in 1971. They were men's boots, and I probably bought what amounted to boy's boots, size-wise.

SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 11:43 PM

I'm not quite sure what the story is with Bata or Rite-Way these days. All I know is most of the boots I see look like they are meant for outer space or Olympic skiing or gansta rap or some damn thing. ;-)

We need a time machine so we can go back to when there was real product being made right here in North America.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 10:36 PM

Actually, Fugawee makes pretty good footwear.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 09:50 PM

I demur roundly, sirrah!! What has ALWAYS carried Mom forward despite the scores of idle chaff and self-serving furbelows tacked on to her weekly by the less than brilliant is the overpowering force of pure creative scintillating, gemlike and diamantine BS.

That's the force that will carry Mom to her Fifty Kay!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Charley Noble
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 08:55 PM

Rapaire-

I'm pleased that you provided the link to "fugawee" for those who want to purchase vintage replica footware and are clueless where to find it.

It's just this kind of post that may carry this thread to its immortal 50,000.

So sad in its way...

Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 06:47 PM

Okay...fugawee you!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 05:15 PM

Yes LH... just a straight forward pair of well made ONE colour boots. No need for "wicking technology" or "quad comfort" or "outerspace insulation"... just a good pair of fucking boots like we used to make in this country!!!

Does Bata still make footwear up there LH?

Hmmm... you still got Rite-Way stores up there?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 05:10 PM

US$300 for a PAIR OF 6" BOOTS? f THAT.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 05:03 PM

Boots? You want boots?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 04:44 PM

You're not godless, Stilly. You just think you are. ;-) Probably because your definition of "God" is a bit too small.

gnu - That's exactly what I want too: "a black or a tan boot that protects my ankles from The Great White North"

Dead simple. Why the hell do the stores not stock such items???

I would also like to buy T-shirts in "warm" and vibrant colours like golden yellow, warm green, tan, sky blue...can't find such a thing anywhere right now. The ones they have are mostly in black, brassy lifeless red, unpleasant pale turquoise, and other crap colors like that. I want colors that look alive, not colors that remind me of parts on a plastic lawn mower.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 04:01 PM

Resoled... leather? My Grebs are not.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 03:56 PM

And there's a man out in Indiana who claims to be using Abraham Lincoln's axe: two new heads and three new handles, but the same one even so.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 03:35 PM

You can get good boots resoled if you take it to someone who specializes in boots. I have a 40 year old pair of climbing boots that I don't wear often, and they're on their third set of soles.

I may be godless, but I'm not soleless.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 03:13 PM

LH... indeed. The odd looking shoes at the shops these days are atrocious! Why can't I find a well made, comfortable shoe/boot that is just one colour and doesn't have the look of a teenager's sneaker?

I just want a black or a tan boot that protects my ankles from The Great White North. And I don't want one that has anti-skid technology. All that means is that the soles will wear out in far less than $200. $200... made in China, Korea, Pakistan...

I have two pairs of Canuck made Greb Kodiacks that are about 30 years old. Most comfy boots ever woth felt insoles in them but the tread is worn... like walking in Italian shoes which is not fun in The Frozen North.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 02:52 PM

0, my! Custom women's boots a specialty of the Rapaire network, for reasons which deponent sayeth not?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 01:48 PM

I know where you can get boots and/or shoes made to your specifications. However, your specifications better be open-ended on the price.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 12:21 PM

I do have some sandals. Awhile back I bought a pair of women's leather boots that fit me, because all the boots in the men's section were so damn ugly and clunky looking that I couldn't find any I liked there. ;-) I'm not too impressed by the shoe styles that are being offered lately. About the only people who seem to make real shoes and boots any longer are the Italians.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 11:22 AM

Nice song.

You'd better at least have some women's flip flops handy, I don't think she'll like those boots.

Eiseley, I meant to mention earlier, wheezing as you read MOAB is okay as long it is suppressed laughter, but please don't develop asthma just for MOM, okay? :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 11:12 AM

I'm slim myself, Stilly. I think most of my stuff would fit her okay. She could just put on some jeans and a T-shirt.

If you haven't seen me, here I am, in the green T-shirt....

playing a Dylan song...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 10:36 AM

I was up working. Best time of the day for it. Fewer distractions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 10:31 AM

Would Winona be able to successfully dress for the day from your closet, LH? Better keep a few slim belts, at the very least, so she can at least keep the jeans on. T-shirts are so commonly unisex they should be fine.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 10:27 AM

4:24 a.m. in Ontario is 2:24 a.m. in Idaho.

I was in bed. Asleep.

What I did not mention is that Hector Ballsdirty ALSO has a thing for LH as Winona, unless Shame gets there first.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 04:26 AM

Rapaire, the "problem" you mention would be no problem at all for me. I'd get into a lesbian affair with Penelope Rutledge in a heartbeat. ;-) Penelope may be a bit of a snob, but she's definitely got an attractive aspect and she also has a good deal of character and lots of courage.

I have no trouble imagining being a woman. It would be as easy as changing into another set of clothing. That's why I am always rather bemused (if not astounded) on the rare occasions when some misguided individual on this forum accuses me of some form of male chauvinism. It has happened once or twice. When it does, they're only seeing the chip on their own shoulder reflected in the great mirror of life, but they're not seeing me.

I think it's absolutely cool to be either a man or a woman. Wonderful possibilities. Certainly nothing to complain about in either case...

So, it's 4:24 AM and I just got up. Where are the rest of you? ;-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 29 Oct 10 - 01:11 AM

MOM knows about your children, but do your children know about MOM?

They came and read over my shoulder sometimes when I was laughing too hard to stop them, but for the most part they thought it was all totally boring. No loud noises, few animated parts, nothing but (to their minds) poetry and adult stupidity. It's the best kept secret on the Web.

I did show Tom a run of posts when the boys fought a duel. He was intrigued, so I had to take evasive measures. This isn't the type of thing a twelve-year-old should read in his spare time. He could probably figure out the vocabulary but it would rob him of innocence a bit early. Mostly the fellows just got used to my wheezing with suppressed laughter and paid me no mind.

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:17 PM

Little Hawk wakes up to find he has become a beautiful woman. This transformation becomes hellish as he gradually discovers that Penelope Rutledge has a "thing" for him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:14 PM

That's a great plot twist from the Kafka pattern .

Little Hawk wakes up to find he has become a beautiful woman. This transformation becomes hellish as he gradually discovers he must now reject all his lascivious imaginary playmates. It ruins his life.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 10:08 PM

He'd never get near her, I assure you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Oct 10 - 08:49 PM

Your old buddy Shame would like that....


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