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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 01:02 PM

I replied on your other thread.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 12:36 PM

Hey! I just spotted a Midwestern Jadrool in my garden. What a frikkin' UGLY bird. Yech.

Alert the Audobon Society at once.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 12:04 PM

It originally was called Moose Poop, but the folks who market it don't think the original name would make it a big seller.

Actually it contains fudge, not chocolate chips.

You can learn more at www.moosetracks.com.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 11:31 AM

Moose droppings has raisens as well.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 10:56 AM

Huh!!! Sounds fattening, all right. Imagining what it must look like, I wonder it isn't called Moose Droppings.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 10:44 AM

Chocolate ice cream with chunks of chocolate and peanut butter cups all mixed in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 10:36 AM

'Splain Moose Tracks????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 10:25 AM

DOnuel:

Meditate on the difference between division and subtraction. M/M=1, and M-M=0.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 10:04 AM

That's it, Moose Tracks! Chocolate (not vanilla) with all of the stuff in it. Mmmmm!

It's fattening.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Aug 08 - 09:00 AM

Poor Mom. Everyone went out for ice cream and didn't bring you any.

Here's a big, big bowl of Moose Tracks. I poured caramel all over it, just as you like it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 10:04 PM

Thanks, I just had a vanilla/caramel Drumstick.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 08:41 PM

I don't know, but now I have ice cream on the brain. I had better to make a run to the store to put ice cream on the palate instead.

I'll do a couple of other errands while I'm out there, to make the gas go farther. I'll get some of that vanilla with chocolate and peanut butter cups, okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 07:48 PM

The National Enquirer broke the drug addiction story of Rush Limbaugh and his Ocycontin ring.


e= mc2   so with algebra we can isolate C2 by dividing both sides...
e/c2= M
now we do the same for mass...

e/c2
_____ = 0

M


WHOA I JUST ANNIHILATED THE UNIVERSE !!!!

quick how do I fix it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 06:32 PM

Rapaire, you're butting bullshit in my mouth. Try ice cream.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 05:55 PM

Ice cream has mass, mass is another form of energy, energy is bullshit, therefor ice cream is bullshit (according to Amos).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 05:30 PM

Let's take the topic back to ice cream. Much easier to discuss. What is your favorite form or flavor?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 05:04 PM

But then you violate e=mc^2, don't you? After all, if e=mc^2, then m=e/c^2 or, to put it another way, if e=bs, then bs=mc^2.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 01:27 PM

I dunno. If apparent time is unidirectional, than t1=>t2 cannot equal t2=>t1; and it is perfectly conceivable that "energy=bullshit" is similarly irreversible, and should be written E=> B. Oversimplified, it would translate as "if energy, then BS", or more accurately "the existence of energy in any part of a continuum implies the necessary existencer of BS in that continuum."



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 12:47 PM

The reverse would then also be true, just as mass can be turned into energy and energy into mass. And if bullshit=energy and vicey-versy, then QED: bullshit=mass and mass=bullshit.

I'm too tired to publish the revision of Einstein's equations necessary to demonstrate this mathematically.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 11:41 AM

I didn't know the baked Alaska Pipeline had been routed through Dublin!! Most unusual. I suppose it has somethign to do with the proclivity of the Irish for getting well-oiled.

I have a proposition for debate here on MOAB, as nowhere else would it have any comprehensible context.

Resolved: Energy is Bullshit.


Discuss.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 09:02 AM

The year I attended the Lord Mayor's St. Patrick's Day Banquet in Dublin they piped in the baked alaska.

The Lord Mayor's wolfhound was also brought in by the hound's handler and the poor little doggie was so hungry it sucked down a whole liter-sized pitcher of cream someone had carelessly left within range. Poor little pup, it must have been still growing and if it was it must now be about 200 feet at the shoulder.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Aug 08 - 01:22 AM

It's the diametrical opposite of a Baked Alaska.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 09:24 PM

Well, if anyone's mind is in a whirl mine is. It's got more spin right now than a politician's press release.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 09:12 PM

They only seem similar to those whose minds are in a whirl.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 05:50 PM

Is a frozen tundra like a frozen daquiri?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 05:47 PM

Whooo I"M BACK from a cool ride on the way forward machine.

I met with the heiress to the Exon Mobile fortune in the year 2098.
Basicly her home is one of the few places on Earth that are still survivable. The gorgeous mountain bunker had natural light via fiber optics and required little air conditioning while the iar temp in Wyoming was a cool 156 F.

She showed me the disinformation campaign her grandfather had succesfully peddled at the turn of the century which led to the great warming of 2050 when the dimming factor subsided and added a quick 5 degree global warming.

To say she was grotesque by todays standards is polite but among her peers she was fairly attractive. Now I have what they call a heat wart. The increase in temperatures have hatched some new/old viri from the once frozen tundra of Siberia.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 05:39 PM

Hey don't forget Ivans targeted the editor of the National Enauirer with Anthrax. He suffered for his craft.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 01:54 PM

LOL! You amaze me sometimes, Amos. You should be working for one of those grocery store periodicals. You would impart a new aura of erudite sophistication to their articles, and it is sorely needed, I think.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Charley Noble
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 12:40 PM

I believe that the posts in this thread are rising to new heights, while the thoughts are sinking deeper and deeper.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 12:35 PM

The day some low-life dropped a video on You-Tube of Little Hawk practicing his crotch-sniffing techniques, everything went to hell. His dogs refused to have anything to do with him for violating their ancient rites and procedures; his girlfriend wanted to know who the hussy was he had found to practice on; his lawyer called to say an e-letter had been received from the DA. All in all, he wished he'd never dreamed up the idea of competing in crotch-sniffing. Besides, his knee-caps were all rugburned. Ah, he shoulda stood in bed.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 10:05 AM

And have someone take pictures, please...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 09:14 AM

Or you can buy them stilts. Or one of those high-seat unicycles. Or scaffolding with a little ramp for them to run up. Or some built-up shoes.

Geez, LH, don't you like dachshunds? If you did you wouldn't deprive them of the pleasure of crotch-sniffing. In fact, you should try it and then you'll understand.

If you do, let me know the results.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Aug 08 - 12:48 AM

Dachshunds can properly sniff a crotch! You just have to get down on their level first, that's all.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Aug 08 - 10:58 PM

I doubt there is such a talent as "properly sniffing a crotch".

Oh yes there is! But my crotch pooch is at the vet this week, being treated for heartworms (Sob! Annoying as she is, we miss her!) so she'll have to be more sedate about the nose lunge into the crotch for the next month. She's not supposed to get too worked up.

She's a hyperactive airhead, so this will be a challenge. And her walks to pee are all supposed to be accompanied on a leash.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 08 - 10:14 PM

Oh, I know where I left them, but I don't really want to go back to the Infantry to collect them. Once was plenty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 08 - 10:11 PM

Which raises an interesting subcategory: Things We Pretend Exist Which Are Not There.



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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 08 - 10:06 PM

My boyish grin and youthful innocence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 08 - 09:50 PM

I doubt there is such a talent as "properly sniffing a crotch". Another one of the Great Missing Things of Existence, a list for which I am indebted to Donuel for starting.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Aug 08 - 09:47 PM

Dachshunds can't be trusted to know anything.

They can't even properly sniff a crotch.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Aug 08 - 09:45 PM

Ah yes, I have just solved another mystery of the Universe....

They say 92% of the Universe is missing so they desperately called the missing portion dark matter. There is no such thing as dark matter.

Using Occam's Razor I simply put everything that is actually missing and came up with 90% of the missing matter.

Things that are missing accumulate over time so you shouldn't be surprised how many socks alone accumulate over 12 billion years.
There are a bunk of keys and huge piles of cash.
SInce the missing matter occurs over time it is expanding and casuing and accerated expansion of the universe.

Other missing things are:
the actual decisions you should have made
George W's early school, criminal justice and military records
The one year of tax records that you were asked to produce.
Credit for your best work.
Corporate respondsibility to one's country.
All the kids on milk cartons
Love that the church claims to promote.
homework
the memory stick of this week's work

etc ad infinitum!

The 2% still missing is either at the Pentagon or Bush's Swiss Bank account where the Saddam money now resides.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 08 - 07:03 PM

MOM! Consorting with low life! Oh, the shame of it!


Must be Amos's influence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 08 - 10:17 AM

Cool Breeze:

2 shots cheap vodka, 2 shots 151 proof rum, crushed ice, splash of grenadine, kerosene to fill the glass. Serve flambe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 08 - 09:59 AM

Geedub, the clown. Bozo was too smart to run for THAT office. So were Bonzo, Boffo, Bingles, and Clarabelle.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Aug 08 - 10:59 PM

"It would be like sending Bozo the Clown to the United States Congress"

Hasn't that already been done on a significant number of occasions? And who do we find in the White House, I ask you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Aug 08 - 10:56 PM

Oh, you woeful, jaded, world-bitten, life-burnt cynics. What cool breeze do you seek to reinvigorate your poor, charred, overdone souls?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Aug 08 - 09:24 PM

I thought it was kinda redundant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Aug 08 - 09:19 PM

Bozo the Clown to the United States Congress

No need to insult clowns, Amos.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Aug 08 - 08:37 PM

I am sure Little Hawk will agree, if he is honest with himself, that dachshunds are fiddle-faddle, an indulgence in frippery, a froth of frivolity, an animalesque minutia, a nuage of nonsense, a chokery of small change, a pungent poke of small potatoes, a truculent trio of trifles, and a tenuous triviality at best.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Aug 08 - 08:24 PM

Dachshunds can't be symbols of the phallos, because they are entirely too meretricious, flippant and frivolous to represent anything so serious. It would be like sending Bozo the Clown to the United States Congress.



A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Aug 08 - 07:16 PM

Hardly. Perhaps a symbol, but not a phallic one. As short as their legs are their "phallic symbol" is sanded off as they walk.


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