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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 04:28 PM

Well, Amos, not in Idaho. It's a criminal offense here if you're still virgin, or even vergin' on virgin, after you reach the age of 97 years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 04:04 PM

I don't think there is a legal age limit on virginity, Little Hawk. It runs from 0 to as old as you care to extend it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 03:11 PM

Yeah...but you didn't have any virgins out there either until the Catholic Church threatened to permanently boycott Boise and issue a Papal Bull! You guys were facing complete excommunication. I understand that there are now at least 3 virgins of legal age in the greater Boise area. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 01:48 PM

We're probably going to go with fiberglass, or something other than metal -- but it WILL be Class A fire resistant!

Lots of folks around here don't have gutters -- with an average of 17 inches of precip of all forms per year gutters aren't often needed. Heck, the city didn't even have storm drains for a century, and then the EPA insisted.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 12:11 PM

I'm surprised they didn't put those alpine deflectors in when the installed the roof. I suppose you could go up and tack in some deflector strips.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 12:06 PM

gutters ain't gonna stop snow from sliding off a roof - they fill up too fast.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 10:42 AM

Well, see, it's this way, ole pal. If I don't cite a source, then the work is genuine creativity on my part. Unlike some folks I could mention.

And as I recall, citing sources is a recently learned skill on your part; it is bad form to brag about it until you've had a bit more experience...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 10:41 AM

Hey, Rap, when I called Capital One today to get them to lower the rate on my credit card we got talking about expenses and I mentioned needing a new roof. She said she put a new metal roof on her house (that has already had snow on it, she's just north of you, apparently) and now every time they slam the door the snow on the roof slides off. If someone is near that eve they get snow on their heads or down their necks.

Don't Idaho folks believe in gutters? Or does this happen just at her house?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 09:00 AM

I cite MY sources, Amos.

Unlike some I could mention....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 24 Oct 07 - 08:55 AM

Arise! Arise, Mother, from the gloam
As Aphrodite did arise from foam
And like unto the sea-girt wave
About thy feet BS replete



J.J.J.Smythe, excerpt from 'Shite Happens with Classical References'
manuscript from the personal collection of
O.M. River, Jackson, Mississippi


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 10:47 PM

Wow, IDaho -- that sounds almost GEN-yewine!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 10:41 PM

There ain't no jive to shuck, my man
Cuz the Hovel's under a Health Dept ban.
Seems the grease was thick and the soap was thin
And Sam 'n' Ella wuz movin' in.
Toe Main and Cryptosporidium too,
Ol' E. Coli and quite a few
Other fellers who'd make you sick
So the Health Dept shut the place up quick.
Now all the guys 'n' gals are lost,
Cuz the taverns don't sell booze at cost
Like the Hovel does to the Legion folk
(Or give it away if they come in broke).
They're wanderin' around corruptin' youth,
Sellin' dirty postcards at a church fair booth,
Startin' fights and kickin' ass,
Whistlin' at a handsome lad or lass.
Oh! what will the ree-sult be
If the Hovel is not soon set free
Of the Health Department's awful ban
So the girls and boys can once again
Cavort and gambol as they did of yore,
And drink and lie and sleep and snore?

      -- Prudence Chastity Marx-Engels, Songs Of My Youthful                                       
         Desperate Days
(Midlothian, Idaho: Ft. Hall Press, 1847)
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 05:41 PM

I never dreamed that I would strive
Even if I were the last man alive
To write 20, rwo-seven-five.
But someone has to shuck this jive!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 01:29 PM

I didn't mention this but Wild Animal Park reports they have safely evacuated all their large animals. This is an organizational miracle all by itself.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 10:35 AM

So far ourneck of the woods which is just by the coast inside the La Jolla curve is in the safe zone; the main Witch Creek fire is no less risky than t was, no more contained. It will get better today -- the Feds are sending in Big Momma water-bombers this morning.

Over 300,000 people in this county are living in football stadiums, churches, and huigh-school parking lots. The entire county has become a social experiment in Mutual Support, and it is an experiment that is succeeding.

Although the fire-storm is worse than the famous Cedars fire of five yearts ago, the death toll has stayed at one this time, largely because of better communication, coordination, and a more coperative attitude of folks told to move out.

70,000 acres in the south region have been burned; 100,000 in the wilds north and east of here.

The key for us is the wind holding and not veering around too far northerly.

I've gone to work, but am keeping the public data stream on in case anything changes.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 09:18 AM

How are things today, Amos?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Oct 07 - 01:09 AM

Amos, you take it easy out there. Rescue the instruments only if they come when you call. Any banjo that hides under the bed, its a gonner if a human has to risk their life to find the foolish thing. OKAY?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 10:05 PM

Save yourself the cost of facial surgery, freds, and just look in a mirror and kiss it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,freds
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 09:47 PM

If there is anything we can do to help just let us know because there is a plentiful store of protein and genetic material in the place you call San Diego. We will be happy to assist Amos in escaping and will be happy to probe his every opening for an opportunity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 09:27 PM

Between out of town troops and borrowed choppers and planes finally being able to make air drops, we may be about to turn this around. I am feeling more confident about getting through this unscathed. Morning will tell--the air drops stop at darkness except for one chopper which has infrared equipment.

The ground forces will probably dance all night.


Fingers crossed and 'bated breath.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 02:12 PM

Rainy day today here in North Texas. It shoulda' slid west and visited Amos before coming through here. We've had more than enough precip this year.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 11:31 AM

I thought you'd written "giraffes AND large eyelashes" and I thought perhaps it was also a refuge for...well, never mind.

I hope that the animals are okay. And if this was human started, I hope that the human is NOT okay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 09:58 AM

Oh, the humanity...I am worried about Wild Animal Park, a huge rolling environment housing all kinds of beautiful critturs, including giraffes with huge eyelashes. Fire within three miles. Thanks for your profound charity in offering the LEgionairre's hovel to refugees, Rapaire. You will be justly rewarded in the hereafter, if you survive.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 09:29 AM

Amos, did I mention that I've recently acquired an interest in "Cowboy Shooting" and that I now own a .357 magnum revolver and a .30-30 rifle? Unlike California, out here in the Wild West we tolerate guests with pets, but cell phones make great targets. Louie, who lives across the street, can shoot a cell phone out of an ear and hardly ever hits flesh and/or bone anymore (he shoots a .454 Casull because he's afraid of grizzlies in his backyard).

The Legion Hovel has more parking space, so I suggest that your neighbors put up there. There's also more beer, etc.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 12:13 AM

I have plenty of driveway for all of those vehicles also. My son has been paying attention to the length of the drive because he has the task of digging a wide swath of grass off of a large crack (seam) up the right side of the driveway. The grass has captured enough dirt to create it's own little spread-out ecosystem, all anchored down the middle by roots in the crevice. So by digging and prying and pulling he has been clearing his way down the drive. There are five large concrete slabs and he has finished two of them and had the third all ready to go (pulled up the sides but didn't cut off the roots) when he got tired and found more blisters. I was able to knock most of that one out with the string trimmer, but the last two are too much for the trimmer. They must come out by shovel.

My neighbors put in a pretty brick drive last month, then the city paved the street. So I told my son that we need to do our part and do a little road work. I am getting an unusually prompt reaction to the request for his help, because we have An Arrangement. I owe him $60 for some of his toys I sold on eBay a few weeks ago. He wants to buy a game that comes out next week (Guitar Hero III) that will come to almost $100 with tax. That $40 he needs is being earned by the hour with this work in the drive. I figure by next Friday when the game arrives (he reserved a copy) the drive will be completed.

MOM didn't raise no stupid children!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Oct 07 - 12:09 AM

That's real good Rapaire, because I have given your address to a bunch of nervous neighbors who don't know where they would go if they had to evacuate. I tell 'em just show up and I will be there to coordinate things for them, but I may not be able to get up that far, as I have family in Arizona. So please be on the lookout for them. You'll be able to recognize them by all the house-pets in their cars, and they'll be talking on cellphones as they pull in.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 08:17 PM

I have a half-circle driveway AND a long slab of concrete along the side of the garage which will easily accomodate a 24 foot motorhome -- I know, because friends rented one and parked it there when they came to visit. Talking regular cars and pickups and not big honkin' elephantine SUVs we could probably park about a dozen vehicles on concrete here.

Now, if we also include the back yard, which is about 50 x 100 feet....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 08:06 PM

BEtween my driveway and your garage, Stilly, we have all the "space to put cars in" anyone could want. Unless we turn into RV and ATV and boat and motrocycle and Ferrari owners.


Mom was so happy that the doctor told her she could still have children. I like that part the best.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 06:28 PM

Welcome back, Mom. Everything went okay at the doctor's, I guess?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 12:01 PM

Certainly not. He's more of a dusty haim.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 11:51 AM

No one would ever accuse William Shatner of that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 11:50 AM

And even today, when an actor thinks overmuch f his own greatness, they call him a bloody haim.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 11:24 AM

No, he was Noah's son. He was a great songwriter, and even today they sing Haim's in church.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 10:32 AM

Who is Haim? IS he the guy who lives out in Haim's way, where they send the soldiers?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 08:53 AM

When I was twenty-two-and-fifty I heard a wise ass say,
"Give farthings, groats, and pennies, but not your Mom away.
For a Mom out of dear MOAB was only gi'en in vain."
But Amos was twenty-two-and-fifty, no need to talk to haim.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 01:53 AM

"A little older" is not what I particularly want to be at this point... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 01:10 AM

I'm proud of myself this evening--a little tired, but plenty proud.

I parked the truck IN THE GARAGE!!!

It has been a while. During the summer, in fact, when I started parking on the driveway so I could spread out all sorts of stuff that was being arranged for a garage sale. The sale barely happened (too hot, so we shut down early) and hasn't reoccurred, but the clutter stayed on the floor. I'll keep working to declutter, toss, or sell, and for now I have to back the truck out before any passengers can easily reach that side of the truck, but it did move in and the door shut behind it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 12:37 AM

And now, because I'm feeling fine
And think it would be nifty
I'll jump from 20-249
to 20-two-and-fifty.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Oct 07 - 12:36 AM

You'll understand more, when you are a little older, Little hawk.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 07 - 10:17 PM

Yeah? So?

Is this something people are supposed to get worked up about? ;-)

She should reveal the stuff about the chimps if she wants to really come clean!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 07 - 07:35 PM

I found that out earlier Amos, but I didn't want to disturb Mom right now.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Oct 07 - 07:33 PM

Don't tell Mom this. I know she's open minded, but she reveres the old wizard, you know...it might shake her up:

"Harry Potter author JK Rowling has revealed that one of her characters, Hogwarts school headmaster Albus Dumbledore, is gay.

She made her revelation to a packed house in New York's Carnegie Hall on Friday, as part of her US book tour.

She took audience questions and was asked if Dumbledore found "true love".

"Dumbledore is gay," she said, adding he was smitten with rival Gellert Grindelwald, who he beat in a battle between good and bad wizards long ago.

The audience gasped, then applauded. "I would have told you earlier if I knew it would make you so happy," she said.

"Falling in love can blind us to an extent," she added, saying Dumbledore was "horribly, terribly let down" and his love for Grindelwald was his "great tragedy".

"Oh, my god," Rowling, 42, concluded with a laugh, "the fan fiction".

Rowling said her books are a "prolonged argument for tolerance"

Fan sites have long speculated on Dumbledore's sexuality as he was known for having a mysterious, troubled past.

Rowling told the audience that while working on the planned sixth Potter film, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, she saw the script carried a reference to a girl who was once of interest to Dumbledore.

She said she ensured director David Yates was made aware of the truth about her character."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 07 - 06:29 PM

LOL!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 07 - 05:45 PM

Spaw would attach it with a harness. Shane would use a nailgun.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 07 - 05:43 PM

Look, I didn't order it, okay? It was an unsolicited offer. Don't blame me. Only Spaw would even consider attaching something on himself that was this far out of proportion.

Well...Shane might too, I guess.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 07 - 05:34 PM

Well that's just fine. When did you decide to start dating a gray whale?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 07 - 05:31 PM

From what I gather from their email, it is so large that picking it up at all would be quite difficult. I think one might need a wheelbarrow just in order to get around.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 07 - 05:25 PM

Wait until you find out that you have to go to Nigeria to pick it up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Oct 07 - 01:23 PM

Funny. I got that same email, Rapaire, and I don't remember ordering one either. I wonder what kind of warranty they offer?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 07 - 01:12 PM

I wish the insurance company would call....


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