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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

gnu 22 Mar 15 - 06:37 PM
Rapparee 22 Mar 15 - 11:48 AM
gnu 22 Mar 15 - 05:23 AM
Rapparee 22 Mar 15 - 12:43 AM
Amos 21 Mar 15 - 10:48 PM
Rapparee 21 Mar 15 - 09:19 PM
GUEST,# 21 Mar 15 - 12:50 PM
Amos 21 Mar 15 - 12:42 PM
Acme 21 Mar 15 - 10:45 AM
gnu 21 Mar 15 - 10:30 AM
Amos 21 Mar 15 - 10:04 AM
GUEST,Blind Drunk in Blind River 21 Mar 15 - 01:44 AM
Rapparee 20 Mar 15 - 07:46 PM
GUEST,# 20 Mar 15 - 06:37 PM
Rapparee 20 Mar 15 - 06:06 PM
Amos 20 Mar 15 - 02:20 PM
Rapparee 20 Mar 15 - 01:27 PM
GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River 20 Mar 15 - 12:29 PM
Rapparee 20 Mar 15 - 08:54 AM
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Amos 19 Mar 15 - 06:16 PM
gnu 19 Mar 15 - 03:35 PM
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GUEST,Rapparee 19 Mar 15 - 09:47 AM
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GUEST,Chongo Chimp 17 Mar 15 - 06:59 PM
gnu 17 Mar 15 - 01:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 17 Mar 15 - 01:34 PM
Rapparee 17 Mar 15 - 11:56 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 15 - 06:37 PM

Either Mom Nature stops this snowing crap or she's... another foot of heavy wet snow today? What the fuck is her problem??? STOP IT! JEEZUS this is getting me down. Like near 3m in seven weeks? I got yer arthritis from me fingers to me toes ya callus slut! I hurt 24 hours a day from shoveling. Give me a fuckin break eh? Spring this bitch!

On the other hand, I will sleep well tonight. Lots of exercise in the fresh air. Fer fuck sake!!! I can't wait for June when I will be suffering from the heat and humidity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 15 - 11:48 AM

Ah, Mom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 15 - 05:23 AM

My aunt Dora is Aunt Dora. Thanks for reminding me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Mar 15 - 12:43 AM

Amos, old chap, within any "combat" by chordates (which I assume that Shame McBride, like Chonga Chimp, is supposed to be) one of the most common actions is "posturing". While this is found primarily in males, it is not unknown in females, especially those guarding young. Posturing includes but is not limited to pawing the ground, beating the chest, yells and screams, and other actions intended to impress the rival with the posturer's "courage" and "combat ability" without have to actually engage in combative activities. This behavior is often seen in bars and is not unknown in music circles (e.g., "dueling banjos"). The problem these posturing people find is that there are some rivals who cannot be bluffed, so that when actual violence seems imminent person bluffs runs away, apologizes and otherwise tries to make amends, or is beaten to a bloody pile of feces and thrown out with the rest of the garbage. Both Shame and Chonga can do neither me nor you nor anyone else any harm whatsoever. And I have no doubt whatsoever that if, say, Chonga were indeed "done away with" another would arise to fill the rest of the void thus created: perhaps Venereal Veronica would take Chonga's place even though that position might better fit her Aunt Penelope (who appears to be named after a cow).

So do not fret, mon vieux! I tell you, myth will displace reality in the end -- just watch any country's politicians ply their ancient trade.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 10:48 PM

It's kind of droll seeing the battle of imaginary wits being levied against an imaginary shuck. Just saying'. Rapp, if you make Shane die,don't you know that could give Little Hawk a headache by creating a vacuum in his creative field? Whfwoooomp! Ow! Ya gotta play nice with your sibs, man...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 09:19 PM

Wow, that's prime stuff!

Gonna get a new fridge. The old one is 18 years old and we want to replace it on our terms, not its (please note the correct word to indicate gender-neutrality) terms.

Speaking of something being gender-neutral, Shame would end up that way should he 1 attempt to place me in a headlock. Shame -- should we ever meet (very, very unlikely) please do not attempt any sort of combat. Believe this if you value your life: I taught it in the Army. If I am pushed into unarmed combat you will die.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,#
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 12:50 PM

The last post was a prime number too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 12:42 PM

But not when you use it as a general or common noun: "I visited my aunt, Dora."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 10:45 AM

If you use it as her name like "Aunt Dora."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 10:30 AM

Suit and tie put away. By the looks of some of my relatives (Mum's side), it won't be there all that long. Uncle Reg was a nice guy. Joined the navy before high school graduation and sailed the day after. I had a sniffle when I hugged aunt* Dora but, when the vets honour guard played taps it was tissue time. Same for others.

* Should that be an upper case "a"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 10:04 AM

Shane's been eavesdropping on the fifth graders at recess again, looking for role models.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind Drunk in Blind River
Date: 21 Mar 15 - 01:44 AM

All I gotta do is put a headlock on you, man, and you are DONE! This is how I spread fear and get respeckt when I am in jail, eh?

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 07:46 PM

Wow! # is copping primes left and right and right and left and up and down and front and back. He, she, or it is one prime person!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,#
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 06:37 PM

Post 52021--another prime.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 06:06 PM

And if you don't use them the muscles of the mind become rock hard.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 02:20 PM

Actually, what Rapparree meant to say is Póg mo thóin, which is Irish Gaelic for "Kiss my royal Irish arse".

He is wrong about books. Books build all kinds of muscles in the fingertips and wrists and shoulders.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 01:27 PM

Dear Shame,

Pogue mahon, acushla machree.

Sincerely yours,
Rapparee


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 12:29 PM

That is the stoopidest thing I ever hearn. You must of fell on yer head after you was born! How the flip did you ever become a Liberrian? It takes branes to run a liberry, eh? And I can see that you ain't got none.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 15 - 08:54 AM

Books are the opium of the elite. They lead to a life of crime:

Books contain knowledge.
Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Corruption is a crime.
QED: Books cause crime.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 15 - 09:00 PM

Books, Amos?

How very, very, quaint.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Mar 15 - 06:16 PM

There ain't nothing in the world like a book, ole girl,
To make you act real dozy,make you feel so cozy,
Make your mind run loose, like a long-necked goose,
Like a book! Oh, baby, thassa what I like!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Mar 15 - 03:35 PM

Have fun, SRS. See ya when ya get back... if ya do.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Mar 15 - 02:43 PM

Whoa. I need to stop all of this Internet shit and sit down to read some books. Yesterday I picked up a book from the ILL desk and they are only letting me keep it until April 3.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Mar 15 - 12:12 PM

BWL... man you don't get around!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Mar 15 - 12:03 PM

Rap, you will not escape. The last time I was in the Salt Lake City airport was in 2000, and I'm still there. And the last time I was in Chicago O'Hare was in 1980, and I'm still there too. Furthermore, I've never even been inside Tampa International, only driven past it many times, and I'm still there also. Next time I'm down that way, I plan on meeting myself. I also suspect I'm in Sea-Tac, having driven past it as well, but I don't plan on going back to Seattle any time soon to find out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,#
Date: 19 Mar 15 - 10:02 AM

This is post 52009 which is a prime number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 19 Mar 15 - 09:47 AM

I'm in SLC. Pray for me that I may escape!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 15 - 05:43 PM

Houma! RJ and J Paul will be on tonight on my favourite TV show! Thanks for reminding me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Mar 15 - 04:17 PM

IF you are going to go looking for virgins in Louisiana you certainly need a sense of Houma.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Mar 15 - 02:17 PM

I have deja-neige. Started shoveling AGAIN an hour ago and gave up. It's just drifting back in... over and over and over and...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 18 Mar 15 - 02:08 PM

It feels like deja-vu.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Mar 15 - 01:38 AM

FIFTY TWO KAY! I mean, come on, youse guys! Doncha know this is EPIC? There has never been anything like in the history of The Mudcat Café! Fifty-two THOUSAND posts in one single thread!! Are you KIDDIN'?? This is a BIG elfin' deal!!

Thanks to all of Little Hawk's imaginary entities and his profligate fingers for contributing such a fine measure of output to our world-record-shatering total! Thanks to BWL for returning to the halls of Mom, and to steadfast Stilly and Reliable Rappp for their countless contributions. God bless us one and all, the children of MOAB. ANd thanks to Gluon the Duckdog for edging us past the finite bounds of all credibility.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 09:55 PM

Have fun at Duffy's Chongo, but stay away from O'Leary's. They have a new cook from someplace in Africa and he hates corned beef and cabbage. Says it'd taste a lot better with bush meat.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 09:32 PM

Going home tomorrow. Walked my poor legs down to stumps today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 07:21 PM

52000!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 07:21 PM

It's so close - what the heck . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 06:59 PM

It's Saint Paddy's Day! HOO-HAH!!!!!!! I am gonna get drunker than a boiled owl tonight! Just about to head out to Duffy's Bar and get together with my primate buddies there. Renata is outta town for a few days on a lawyer job. Probably a good thing.

- Chongo


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 01:39 PM

Happy St. Patrick's Day!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 01:34 PM

I had one of those but the wheels fell off.

I once had a marriage like that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 11:56 AM

Shame McBride would know what it meant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 11:13 AM

I had one of those but the wheels fell off.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 10:52 AM

Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Duit! Beannachtaí na Féile Pádraig oraibh agus sláinte is táinte! Tabhair dom an rud céanna mar atá ag an fhear ar an t-úrlar.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 10:41 AM

Hangin' around, Ebbie. Pat and her friend Mary are attending a conference on textiles and fabrics and quilts and stuff. I'm going to go walkabout in the Hysteric District today and tell people that they dress funny.

Probably going to make dinner reservations at Shields' Tavern for dinner.

We're flying, in an airplane, tomorrow and will be home again, home again Thursday.

It's supposed to be near 80F here today.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,#
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 10:06 AM

This is post 51991 which is a prime number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 09:13 AM

Yes, Amos, there are no extra virgins in Italy. There are also no extra virgins in Idaho, Nebraska, or North Dakota. All the extra virgins are purportedly being housed in an undisclosed location within shouting-but-not-spitting-distance of Greenville. Since there are at least thirty-five Greenvilles in the US and since shouting-but-not-spitting-distance is a relatively nebulous and undefined term, those fuckers non-fuckers could be damned near anywhere. Except New Orleans. Virginity, at least beyond age twelve, is rumored to be a criminal offense in The Big Easy. If you want to find virgins in Louisiana, you need to go to Houma. They reportedly have a few, but no extra ones.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Ebbie
Date: 17 Mar 15 - 12:31 AM

Whatcha doin' in Wmsburg, Rap? I spent some time there upon a time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Mar 15 - 11:34 PM

It
s a sham anyway. I have it on good authority that there are NO extra virgins in Italy. It;s some kind of PR stunt to offset the wave of attention being garnered by the Muslims, I reckon.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Mar 15 - 09:04 PM

Mom! When did foodies start referring to extra virgin olive oil as "EVOO"? I was walking through the store the other day and saw an "EVOO Bottle" and had no idea what in the hell they were talking about. Took thirty seconds to decipher it. Why didn't they ask my permission to coin yet another ridiculous and unnecessary acronym? Like it's so damned hard to say "olive oil" that it has to be shortened. I mean the "extra virgin" part pretty much goes without saying if you're a foodie. They'd rather cut off a finger than use regular olive oil.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Mar 15 - 08:10 PM

Here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Mar 15 - 08:06 PM

77F here tomorrow.

Mind you, I'm in Billysburg, VA.

Ebbie, it IS rude. But it's better then it used to be, with people flinging guns at each other. Why, people could have had a eye put out or something!


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