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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 10 - 01:27 PM

Oh, I see... no thanks! Is she the origin of the $200 million a day trip rumour?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Nov 10 - 01:24 PM

Michele Bachmann, whose latest coup is slandering Obama with false data about costly business expeditions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 10 - 12:06 PM

Oh, be quiet. ;-)

I would take Winona out to the local song circles, for walks on the Uthoff Trail, for meals at the Thai restaurant...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Nov 10 - 11:51 AM

Randy Bachman would be a hoot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Nov 10 - 11:50 AM

Who the heck is Michel Bachman? And why not Winona Ryder instead? I would teach her how to relax and accept her real self and stop worrying about things...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Nov 10 - 11:14 AM

I think we should send Michel Bachman to move in with Little Hawk and learn about life.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 05 Nov 10 - 10:38 AM

Yes, I know!

It's Friday!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Nov 10 - 10:00 AM

Sure. It means we change clocks on Sunday, and Guy Fawkes is still dead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 10 - 09:57 AM

Today is November 5.
Do you REALIZE what that means?

    DO YOU??

         DO YOU???

                WELL, DO YOU????


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Nov 10 - 05:56 AM

Good golly!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Nov 10 - 08:01 PM

I miss Molly; only Maureen makes me feel better.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Nov 10 - 07:49 PM

Mollie Ivins is sorely missed. That is true!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 10 - 03:59 PM

Texas needs you, Mollie Ivens, et al.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 04 Nov 10 - 11:09 AM

Eiseley, at least you may have had a hope of change in your state? It's pretty well set in stone down here in Texas that the GOP has much of the state in a stranglehold. And Little Ronnie Earle isn't in office any more, so there is barely a voice of reason.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Nov 10 - 10:34 AM

Well, I finally got Mom sobered up after the election results came in. She really shouldn't hang out with those folks up at the Hovel -- in addition to everything else she's got a black eye and badly scraped knuckles. I don't know where or how she got that money and I don't want to find out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 04 Nov 10 - 09:58 AM

Sunlight is expected soon.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Nov 10 - 11:30 PM

Grim, I say, what?

Nevertheless, if we pound truth in like mad artillery captains, the middle ground will be that much smoother.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Nov 10 - 09:31 PM

Dennis Kucinich won his seat again. Hurrah for one ray of light in a wasteland of influence peddling, lobbyists, and lies.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 10 - 08:54 PM

The fault, dear Eiseley, is not in our stars,
But in ourselves, that we are underlings.

(To paraphrase Billy Bob, my old drinkin' buddy.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 10 - 07:02 PM

Eiseley, you know that's how Idaho is. They'll take a pretty face and the status quo over real change (and work) any time. Where, oh where, is Harry Orchard when you need him?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Eiseley
Date: 03 Nov 10 - 10:41 AM

Two of our best candidates ever to run . . .


lost. :(

Eiseley


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Nov 10 - 10:31 AM

Alas, alack, oh rue, oh, woe! Oh, sorrow to us all!! Oh, moan, oh, mourn, oh, sigh! Oh, winds of dark fated and gray-tinted fortune shadow all our days!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Nov 10 - 10:07 AM

Well, amidst the spilled beer, the stench of cheap whiskey, the odd molar or two, the bloodied bandages, there is a big sign across the front of the Legion Hovel. It reads:

Well, More SOS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 11:46 PM

Flashback!

That Legion gathering reminded me (the ambulance bit) of a party the Student Government folks at my community college held at an area lake. In about 1974. I was the mountain climbing instructor and a first aid instructor, and couldn't turn it off for a party. When someone cut off the end of his finger while cutting watermelon, I sent him to the emergency room, and a friend drove him. When a woman was running down the dock with these dinky little toy-cleats for tying up boats and actually tripped on one by ramming it between two toes and having a rather blunt puncture that might need a stitch and certainly needed a tetanus shot, I had another friend take her to the emergency room.

Apparently, when all four people were at the same emergency room they ran into each other, all were sobber and glad to see each other even though two were the walking wounded, and the emergency room staff were heard to ask "you were all at the same party? What kind of party was this?" One with a first aider, obviously.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 10:25 PM

Not much. But if you register at www.stumbleupon.com you get a button that takes you to pages you are interested in, at random.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 10:17 PM

We was born in a wagon of a political show
We all dance for the money they throw
We go and do whatever we could
Pander to the interests
Sell ourselves cheap for someone else's good

CHORUS:
Politicians, tramps and thieves
We hear it from the people of our towns
They call us politicians, tramps and thieves
But every night the Special Interests come around
And lay their money down

Picked up some cash just south of Mobile
Donor give me a ride, filled me with a hot meal
I got a quarter million, he got twenty-one
Rode me to pieces
Folks back home woulda shot us if they knew what we'd done

CHORUS:
Politicians, tramps and thieves
We hear it from the people of our towns
They call us politicians, tramps and thieves
But every night all the PACs will come around
And lay their money down

I never had schoolin' but they taught me well
With their smooth talkin' money style
Three months later, I'm under arrest
And the Ethics Committee is looking at my files
The Ethics Committee is looking at my files

CHORUS:

Politicians, tramps and thieves
We hear it from the people of our towns
They call us politicians, tramps and thieves
But every night all the crooks will come around
And lay their money down....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 09:40 PM

Boy oh boy, are they at it up at the Legion Hovel. Seems like they're taking their politics pretty darn seriously: Liberal vs. Tory, Whig vs. Federalist, Socialist vs. Communist, Labor vs. Labour (it's a spelling dispute), Independents against everybody else.

Totty McIntyre smashed Belle Smarts over the head with an oak barstool because Totty thought Belle's husband was messing around with Vera Smallstack, only it turned out to be Totty's boyfriend who also happens to be Vera's fiance. As she smacked Belle, Totty said, "That'll fix you, you blood-sucking Tory!" But when the dust settled Totty and Belle were crying in each others' arms and passing around a bottle of Golden Anniversary blended whiskey.

Big Tim Little was fending off everyone who dared assail his position on the 54-40 question with a fire extinguisher. Free Silver is another big issue, especially with the cowboy community, which is very well represented. The city ambulances are working shifts up to the Emergency Room -- the last ride contained Blinky Blackenstrap who was somehow hit on the head by a barrel full of beer; the medics think that it being Blinky no damage has been done except to the beer.

Fortunately, the CG required that all firearms, brass knuckles, dirks, dagger, switchblades, razors, explosives, slingshots, belt buckles, suspenders, and "all similar items, of whatever sort, type, composition, or potential or actual use" be checked at the armored car conveniently parked outside the door every election night.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 08:58 PM

Dunno. Do you mean stumbleupon? It seems to tie up your web page.

MOM, let's get a bottle of cheap wine and watch the election returns. The wine is the anesthesia for the pain of watching the stupidity of the American people who think 2 years is enough to repair 8 years worth of damage. Quel domage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 01:31 PM

So, what happens at www.stumbledupon.com?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 01:29 PM

And toasty.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 12:59 PM

I don't think it would be advisable to pinch Hitler. He was pretty irascible.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 11:55 AM

I kept reading it as Pinch Hitler too, and only just realized my mistake about a minute ago.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 11:53 AM

I love it! I offered to step into the Secret Santa assignment role when Liz the Squeak wasn't able to get it finished, so Kat changed the thread title to reflect that there was a "Pinch Hitter" taking over.

One of the UKers just said he kept reading that as "Pinch Hitler" and had no idea what it meant.

How can the entire world not understand our idom "pinch hitter?" Really! Haven't we leaked out culture out into the rest of the world long enough to take care of this kind of thing?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 11:44 AM

Politicians, BAH! I'm sick to death of 'em.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 10:59 AM

Shane is a politician? Huh?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 10:55 AM

So true. That's because they are archetypes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 10:37 AM

Shame McBride and other politicians go on forever. Not even silver bullets or a stake through the heart will stop them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Nov 10 - 10:21 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Nov 10 - 11:48 PM

Rapaire thought so because it was Rapaire bumped him off several Kay back. Don't you recall? I misremember how he got resurrected but I doubt it was a good idea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Nov 10 - 10:50 PM

Oh. I thought he was...never mind. I'll bet he didn't need a mask and costume yesterday, though.

"When they smell him coming they all step aside;
A lotta folks didn't and a lotta folks died.
With an odor of skatole, dead skunk and bad cheese
The odor won't kill ya if watch the breeze...."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Nov 10 - 10:41 PM

He isn't dead! He just smells that way.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Nov 10 - 06:57 PM

Probably help if he wasn't dead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Nov 10 - 06:32 PM

I'm really excited, Rapaire! Can you give me a quote on those outrageous rates? I'd love to have you handle Shane's wedding to Officer Dana...the only trouble is...she hasn't said "yes". Actually, she hasn't said anything. The lad hasn't had the mungoberries yet to come right out and ask her.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Nov 10 - 06:19 PM

That does sound like an eye-popper of a wedding!

This Santa business is interesting. I'm going to be doing some cut and paste later on - it's a very low-tech operation. Print the list twice. Cut the names out of one of the printings and tape them down next to the names on the other printout. Then let everyone know and watch the ruckus that ensues.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:52 PM

Just for you, LH, I'll do a two-for-the-price-of-one. And for the late Shame McBride I'll only do a 75% escalation, including the additional costs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:39 PM

Ha! Ha! I love it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:29 PM

I think I'll go into business as a wedding consultant.

When Only The Worst Is Good Enough!
    Where Bad Taste Is The Watchword
      Ask About Our Outrageous Rates!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:26 PM

Well, you seem to be contradicting yourself, just because I was sarcastic. But I am always sarcastic! Therefore....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:23 PM

MARVELOUS!!! Your scenario for weddings is inspired, Rapaire.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Nov 10 - 02:18 PM

Did I mention that they shouldn't have cleaned the spitoons in the place the wedding is held and that they should be so placed that almost anyone can step in them?


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