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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Amos 25 May 06 - 01:59 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 06 - 05:06 PM

I dunno -- there are a couple of small rogue systems in there, one of which houses a planet named Tern which has been known in the past to be disruptive to Cosmic Order, so that night have something to do with it. Buncha treehuggers.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 25 May 06 - 02:39 PM

Scout Weasels?! Please explain, or make up something up...


BWL, how did you know? Little Hawk was the one in the green skirt and spike heels.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 06 - 01:24 PM

Actually, the Large Magellanic Cluster was tested and found wanting during the Third "Operation Candidate Sites Survey for System Headquarters (CSSSH). I think it was because we lost too many scout vessels in there, for reasons still not clear.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 May 06 - 09:54 AM

She's out chasing the band truck from North Crowley High School. We saw it last night, like it was slow motion. . . well, it WAS slow motion, come to think about it, because the street was full of people and the truck was trying to back into the convention center loading dock and Gluon wanted the truck to go the other way. I think she finally accomplished that, but didn't see it because we were already down at Denny's ordering a late-night breakfast for my starving son (who didn't eat before heading down to the graduation).

It isn't Haines or FoTL--it's Jockey, near as I can tell when I do the laundry. He switched from briefs to boxers last year. I think it's because the hold up his pants better when he lets them slouch (even though he always has them neatly in place when I drop him off at school in the morning--amazing how that works!)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 06 - 09:27 AM

Where is Gluon when you really need him?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 06 - 09:23 AM

Verily, to ye who preach from false pulpits, to ye who pander to false spirits, and to ye who pose as leaders of souls but lead not, nor wot knot of the Soule, unto ye do we of MOAB speake, saying,

"Ya got to find out
Find out who
Find out who you really really are.
Ya got to find out
Find out who
You're being now or ya won't get far
You can't run a lifetime
As a taker and a scrounger,
Ya can't build a life
From a Barca - Lounger
Ya got to find out
How to be free
If ya really want to preach to me,
Yeah yeah yeah
If you want to preach to me."

So sayeth we one, and sayeth we all unto ye. Foreswear thy hypocrisies and be washed clean as the religion-free childe is, new unto the day, and open unto the world and alle its mysteries.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 06 - 09:00 AM

I dunno. The Rev is making sense here. Not much, but that business about sheep and goats should appeal to some Catters, whose names I won't mention.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 06 - 01:59 AM

BeeeeDubb!! For shame. That was uncalled for!!

For YOUR information, 'taketh', third person singular, is NOT appropriate language for a man of the cloth -- whole cloth too! -- as you have used it here.

It should be "...and when thou hast found the rolling donut, then at it should thou take a flying fuck!", or possibly " then shouldst thou take at it a flying fuck!".

Aside from that, I greatly appreciate the concision of your observations and wholeheartedly endorse them.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 May 06 - 11:46 PM

And I say unto you, Reverend Jimmy Ray Humbrew, seek ye the pastry that doth proceed in a rotational fashion! Yea, verily I call upon you to search out the donut that doth roll! And when thou hast found the rolling donut thou shouldest taketh a flying fuck at it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Reverend Jimmy Ray Humbrew
Date: 24 May 06 - 11:33 PM

And I say unto you, sinners, REPENT! For the judgement of the Lord is at hand, and He will seperate the sheep from the goats and cast the goats into the fires of Gehenna, but the sheep He will clasp unto His bosom. And I will clasp you unto my bosom, like the Lord clasps the sheep, if only you will repent of your evil ways! For the Lord loveth a cheerful giver, and I will give unto you, especially to the young women who are too easily led astray by glib talking city men. And you must give unto me, for it is in giving that we receive, and I cannot continue my mission, my stewardship, my ministry, to the young women without your help. Yea, verily, I cannot continue without the goods of this world, for it is written in The Good Book that "the workman is worthy of his hire" and you can show your repentance by furthering my work among Those In Danger of Falling. Humbrew Ministries is a nonprofit religious ministry, and all contributions are fully deductible from your Income Tax -- but this is the Lord's Work, and as it was said by Him, "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's and to God that which is God's" and so you will not want to disobey His command and make any record of your contribution to my ministries. Be at peace, Brothers and Sisters, be at peace! Repent now and in doing so help others!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 06 - 10:49 PM

Sorry, Bee Dub, I've tried those. They still were uncontrollable. I finally slugged 'em down with a two-liter Thorazine/Valium dart, and even THAT lasted only barely long enough to get the logging chains on and the lock locked. Got thing I had the kryponite handy, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 May 06 - 10:34 PM

Usually, when I deign to post to the MOAB after a lengthy absence I will read what's been posted since my last visit in an attempt toward something resembling continuity. However, I have decided that continuity is mere illusion and that it makes just as much sense to simply imagine what has been said since my last visit. I'm almost certain it's more interesting than what may have actually been said. It also gives me a chance to address a few people individually and respond to what I imagine they've said in the last few days.

Rapaire: Bullwhips and handcuffs usually work quite well.

Amos: The Large Magellanic Cluster, for one.

Still River Sage: Hanes or Fruit of the Loom, though Hanes seems to have more durable elastic.

Bunn: Either Fig Newtons or Vaseline petroleum jelly.

Little Hawk: The one in the green skirt and spike heels.

Khandu: A 1934 Ford pickup truck with a load of watermelons.

Tweed: Oh! You mean that one? I wouldn't touch it with an eleven-foot pole!

William Shatner: Blow me!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 06 - 10:16 PM

Why, it's good old reliable Rapaire, Rapaire, Rapaire, Rapaire from Pocatello,
If you're looking for information, he'll turn it on the spot,
Even when the heat is on, for him it's never too hot.
But for the good old reliable Rapaire, oh it's only just a short stroll,
To the oldest established permanent floating info center in the World.
There are well-heeled searchers everywhere, everywhere,
There are well-heeled searchers everywhere,
And awful lot of lettuce for the fella who can get us to play.
If we only had a lousy little byte, we could be a millionaire.
Oh the good old reliable Rapaire, Rapaire, Rapaire, Rapaire from Pocatello,
If the size of your knowledge you want to increase,
He'll arrange that you go nuts in quiet and peace,
In a carrell provided by Rapaire, where there are no neighbors to howl,
It's the oldest established permanent info center in the World.
Where's the action? What's the game?
Gotta have the game or we'll die from shame.
It's the oldest established permanent floating info center in the World.


                --Nathan Detroit, For Love AND Money (New
                  Yawk: Crap Press, 1948)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 06 - 10:01 PM

I have access to materials from the city, the county, the state, the region, the nation, and the world. My access to materials transcends the Library of Congress or the British Library or the former Lenin Library or any of those combined. I can get information from growing peas to making fusion weapons or a hyperwarp star drive. I can find out information on anything or anyone at will. That is because I am trained in the Arcane Mysteries And Eldritch Secrets of Librarianship, and I am not afraid to use them to enhance your life...or destroy it so utterly that not even your dust's dust will be remembered.

I am...Librarian.

Fear me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 06 - 07:52 PM

Does Rapaire run the world's largest floating library?

Enquiring minds want to know.


"I got a book right here,
Wuz writ by Paul Revere,
And the desk gal says
My card ain't in the clear!
Overdue!
Overdue!
The gal says it's overdue!"

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 24 May 06 - 05:31 PM

I'm sure I left a libary round here somewhere. It must have floated off when I wasn't looking....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 06 - 04:41 PM

Good on ya, Moonglow. Now go get a job so's you kin support yer old lady in the manner she deserves.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 May 06 - 03:13 PM

Somebody has to hold down the library and keep the kiddos out of the carpeted area with their sticky candy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 06 - 03:13 PM

Congratulations, Moonglow!!!




A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 06 - 01:14 PM

I haven't posted here yet today. That is because my wife left me. She took her parents and left. Just like that yesterday. Off they went. Last night they were in Yellowstone NP and today they'll be in Grand Tetons NP.

I would rather have left with them.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 May 06 - 10:35 AM

My Mudkitten Moonglow will be exposed to all in the auditorium tonight--she graduates from high school! Though she'll be dressed in a pretty silk skirt and knit top under her gown and cap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 06 - 10:27 AM

I had me All exposed oncet. Didn't care fer it. Never been the same since.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 06 - 11:02 PM

He has holes in his pockets, so that he has something to play with. So no, he's hardly ever out of pocket.

But he has been secreted off by the MIBK (Men In Black Kilts) from the Bank of Scotland and I, for one, feel that we should really consider possibly doing something about it maybe. I can get the Eclectic Horse Troop* of the Idaho Legion to ride to his rescue, if they ever sober up enough to know a cinch from a hackamore or their backsides from holes in the ground. Probably take about a week or so, because as windy as it's been around here the MIBK won't be moving too fast for fear the wind will tilt their kilts and Expose Their All.





*Kinda like Custer's Gray Horse Troop, only this one consists of an appaloosa, a black, a pinto, two bays, a bucksin dun, a zebra dun, three mules, a Shetland pony, a Newfoundland dog, and a jenny. Getting correct saddles is kinda iffy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 May 06 - 09:03 PM

So he's not out-of-pocket?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 May 06 - 08:02 PM

Innuendo takes a week? Maybe he was using the wrong endo...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 May 06 - 06:58 PM

MMario tried innuedo first, but found it just couldn't be kept up for a week....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 06 - 06:47 PM

Yes, I've had Dealings with the Bank of Scotland. Financial dealings. They are a large international bank and fully capable of dealing in yen, yuen, rubles, dollars of all sorts, ruppees, pounds, punts, marks, angels, groats, farthings, bullion, and even swapping pigs and wool. People who go incommunicado for a week or so are probably taken by Men In Black from the Bank of Scotland to a remote, desolate, secret location (possibly the Isle of Uffa) and reprogrammed into automatomistic capitalist consumers and wearers of kilts. Poor MMario! I knew him, Horation! A fellow of infinite jest...until he fell afoul of those Scots Bankers.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 23 May 06 - 03:39 PM

Dear Mom;

I am about to go incommunicado** for about a week. I will be attending the graduation of the youngest nephew (you know, the one that is taller then anyone else in the family - the brat!) and trying to de-stress. Any rumours you may hear about me and the Georgia Renaissance Festival are probably just rumours. I've got my alibis all lined up.

Try not to fall too often.




**I wanted to go incognito but couldn't get reservations.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 May 06 - 03:30 PM

Leo offered this site on another thread, but I think it is just the sort of thing we should sponsor over here at MOAB.

Crochet a coral reef in your spare time. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 23 May 06 - 03:29 PM

I surrender. I am looking for the relevant authorities to surrender to. Afte this, I hope life will leave me alone.....

BTW Rapiere, the Bank of Scotland is a big international bank, so does have interests in London. It's a UK number, as noted, but a mobile though.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 May 06 - 03:22 PM

They sit around the campfire singing Abdul Abulbul Amir.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 May 06 - 03:13 PM

I dunno what the name is of this guy you're talking about, but that fez sure is familiar...

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 06 - 12:00 PM

Shatner has a fez?? What year? Is it the E-type Fez or one of the crappy later models? What color is it?

Gee, I haven't seen a Fez on the road for years and years.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 23 May 06 - 09:59 AM

I didn't want to name any names MM. I just said "Frightening" and left it at that. The last thing I need is to be assaulted by a large Canook chimpanzee in a fez.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 23 May 06 - 09:47 AM

NO! they wouldn't, not really.



They tell their children stories about....









Shatner?!?!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 23 May 06 - 09:44 AM

Doctors are thinking about their upcoming summer vacations when they will pile their families into station wagons and head for the campgrounds, pitch tents and cook spam for breakfast over wood fires with coffee grounds boiling in a tin can hanging by a wire. Yaz, and later they will teach their childrens to properly tie on a fish hook so it won't come off the line when the "Big One" latches onto the nitecrawler.
And when the sun goes down and all is still, they will tell frightening stories, by the campfire while the owl goes ....HOOO...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 May 06 - 09:07 AM

No, I can't, but physcians continually threaten me: with their "Eat right." "Exercise more." "Don't drink." "Don't smoke."

Why, I damned near froze last winter! I took their advice and the alcohol level of my blood fell so low that the blood prit near froze up in my veins and cracked the engine block! Danged good thing that I managed to get up to the Legion Hovel and get 'er fixed whilst it was still slush. Poor old Jerry had his freeze up solid after listening to the doctors. Of course, we followed his last instructions and shoved him in the ice house. We use him to chill the drinks for those who can wait that long, so now he's makin' his friends happy while bein' surrounded by that which he loved so much. And not only that, but we had him skinned and made into a sidesaddle like he also wanted, so that he could be the second and third favorite things in his life.

And how in the heck am I supposed to keep up the Minimum Daily Requirements of the four or five basic food groups if I give up salt, sugar, alcohol, grease (and chocolate)?

I ask you! What are those doctors thinking?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 May 06 - 01:44 AM

Heh! I see you have the pharmaceutical industry all figured out, eh, Rapaire?

I'd watch it. They'll be arriving any day now to take you off in an unmarked van, and you'll never be seen again. You can't threaten profits in the USA!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 06 - 11:48 PM

Now it says, "Why lose your memory?" Does that have something to do with bowel detox? Would, perhaps, a fast-drying cement help you retain your crappy memories?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 May 06 - 10:43 PM

They might even be peddling it!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 May 06 - 10:42 PM

Great. Now Google is pedaling "Bowel Detox" and "Carpel Tunnel Treatment."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 06 - 04:46 PM

I want to tell you about Wondercyclicillin, the latest and greatest medicine to hit the market.

Hear what Vonda O'Herrinski says about the drug they call "Wcillin": "Once I was sick and now I'm well, and I owe it all to Wcillin. And to my doctor and my pharmacist and the hospital and the lab and the x-ray, but mostly to Wcillin."

Yes, Wcillin cures genital warts, improves breathing, restores sexual vigor, provides whiter teeth and fresher breath, obliviates body odor, cures irregular menses, destroys toenail fungus, puts the sparkle back into your eyes and a smile upon your lips. "After just one dose -- one dose! -- of Wcillin I was ready to sing the lead in 'Aida'," says Curt Torres of Belle Forche, South Dakota. "My backache disappeared, I lost weight, and even my wallet was thinner."

See your doctor about Wcillin. It's cured heads of state and it can cure you!

(Not to be used by adults or children, nursing fathers, gravid or nongravid women, or mammalian creatures. Possibly side effects include, but are not limited to, Abdominal or stomach cramps and pain (severe); abdominal pain; abdominal tenderness; agitation; area rash; black, tarry stools; bleeding; blisters on mucous membranes, with fever; blistering, itching, loosening, peeling, or redness of skin; bloody or cloudy urine; coldness; burning, crawling, itching, numbness, prickling, "pins and needles" , or tingling feelings; chills; chest pain; clay-colored stools; confusion; cough; dark or amber urine; diarrhea (watery and severe, which may also be bloody); difficulty breathing; difficulty swallowing; discoloration of skin; dizziness; dry mouth; excessive muscle tone; fainting; faintness, dizziness, or lightheadedness when getting up from a lying or sitting position suddenly; fast, pounding, or irregular heartbeat or pulse; fatigue; flushed, dry skin; feeling of pressure; feeling of unreality; feeling of warmth or heat; fever; flushing or redness of skin especially on face and neck; fruit-like breath odor; hallucinations (seeing, hearing, or feeling things that are not there); hives or welts; incoordination; increased hunger; increased thirst; increased urination; inflammation; infection; irregular or fast heart rate; itching; joint pain; lack or loss of strength; large amount of fat in the blood; loss of appetite; loss of memory; lower back, side, or stomach pain; lumps; muscle stiffness; muscle tension or tightness; nausea; noisy breathing; numbness; pain; pain at site of injection; pain in calves, radiating to heels; pain, warmth, or burning in fingers, toes and legs; painful or difficult urination; a burning sensation upon urination, pale stools; palpitations; peeling of the skin; problems with memory; problems with speech or speaking; problems with vision or hearing; rash; sterility; rash with flat lesions or small raised lesions on the skin; redness; redness of skin; redness, swelling, or soreness of tongue; scarring; seizures; sense of detachment from self or body; shakiness or tremors; shortness of breath skin rash; sore throat; sores, ulcers, or white spots on lips or in mouth; soreness; stomach pain; stinging; sweating; swelling; swelling of face or neck; swelling of calves, feet, or lower legs; swelling or inflammation of the mouth; swelling or puffiness of face; tenderness; tightness in chest; innumeracy; tingling; troubled breathing; ulceration; unpleasant breath odor; unusual tiredness or weakness; vomiting; vomiting of blood; warmth; wheezing; yellow eyes or skin; fainting in coils, and horrible death. Keep this and all medicines away from children.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 May 06 - 03:28 PM

That international business world is like that. Give it a whirl!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 06 - 03:20 PM

The Bank of Scotland trusts me!!

FROM MR CHRIS S.
HEAD OF DEPARTMENT
BANK OF SCOTLAND
UNITED KINGDOM
+44-
7040112855.

DEAR PARTNER,

IN ORDER TO TRANSFER OUT (THIRTY-MILLION POUNDS STERLINGS) FROM OUR BANK HERE IN LONDON. I HAVE THE COURAGE TO LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND HONEST PERSON WHO WILL BE CAPABLE FOR THIS IMPORTANT BUSINESS TRANSACTION,BELIEVING THAT YOU WILL NEVER LET ME DOWN EITHER NOW OR IN FUTURE.

THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT IS MR JOHN HUGHES FOREIGNER AND THE MANAGER OF PETROL CHEMICAL SERVICE HERE IN LONDON,A CHEMICAL ENGINEER BY PROFFESSION AND HE DIED SINCE 1995.THE ACCOUNT HAS NO OTHER BENEFICIARY AND MY INVESTIGATION PROVED TO ME AS WELL THAT HIS COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT AND THE AMOUNT INVOLVED IS (30,000,000.00)POUNDS STERLINGS.

I WANT TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO A SAFE FOREIGN ACCOUNT ABROAD BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY FOREIGNER,I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE AS WE DON'T KNOW OUR SELF BEFORE,BUT BE SURE THAT IT IS REAL AND A GENUINE BUSINESS.I BELIEVE IN GOD THAT YOU WILL NEVER LET ME DOWN IN THIS INVESTMENT.YOUR FULL CONTACT INFORMATION PHONE AND FAX NUMBER,NAME WILL BE NECESSARY FOR THIS EFFECT.

HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU IMMEDIATELY.
CONTACT.
THANKS

MR CHRIS SMITH.


Just out of curiousity, why would the Bank of Scotland be in London? Can't the bank afford it's own email server, so that Mr. Smith doesn't have to use Yahoo's Hong Kong server? His country code is for the UK. Gee, I don't know whether or not to contact him. Of course, Khandu could use the money....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 06 - 01:40 PM

I could handle the hair, but I'm not sure about the leather pants.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 06 - 01:27 PM

Do you have enough hair to pull it out...I mean, off?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 06 - 12:24 PM

Doors? You mean I'll get to play with Robby Krieger and Jon Desnmore and Ray Manzarek? That I'll have gorgeous groupies clawing off my clothes and tossing their's at me on stage? The I will -- FINALLY! -- be recognized as a better singer than Jim Morrison??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 06 - 11:41 AM

Not that there is anything wrong with your personality, you understand. Just that reducing wind-resistance is always a good thing. :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 May 06 - 10:22 AM

As long as your making a list for midnight body parts, how about a streamlined personality? I understand they can be had very inexpensively - the New Age stuff in the 70's kind of glutted the market when poeple took to reinventing themselves more often than necessary.

Think of the adventures you'll have! The doors that will open and the Doerrs that will close!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 May 06 - 08:57 AM

Oh, dang! I sooooooooooooooooo need a new liver! New lungs, stomach, pancreas, Islets of Langerhans, spleen, cortex, epidermis, pericardium, epididymus, meninges and assorted other parts would be nice too.

(Has to do with my college days....)


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