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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Bee-dubya-ell 09 Mar 05 - 10:33 AM
GUEST,MMario 09 Mar 05 - 10:31 AM
Amos 09 Mar 05 - 10:18 AM
GUEST,MMario 09 Mar 05 - 10:03 AM
Layah 09 Mar 05 - 09:56 AM
MOAB 09 Mar 05 - 09:46 AM
Bunnahabhain 09 Mar 05 - 09:29 AM
GUEST,MMario 09 Mar 05 - 09:19 AM
Rapparee 09 Mar 05 - 09:09 AM
MOAB 09 Mar 05 - 05:43 AM
Rustic Rebel 09 Mar 05 - 01:53 AM
Acme 08 Mar 05 - 11:50 PM
Bunnahabhain 08 Mar 05 - 09:58 PM
Amos 08 Mar 05 - 08:15 PM
Bunnahabhain 08 Mar 05 - 07:07 PM
Rapparee 08 Mar 05 - 06:43 PM
Rapparee 08 Mar 05 - 12:58 PM
Amos 08 Mar 05 - 12:53 PM
Rustic Rebel 08 Mar 05 - 12:34 PM
GUEST,MMario 08 Mar 05 - 11:36 AM
Rapparee 08 Mar 05 - 11:27 AM
GUEST,MMario 08 Mar 05 - 09:12 AM
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Amos 07 Mar 05 - 03:42 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 10:33 AM

For self defense purposes, nothing beats a Gibson Mastertone banjo. But you'd better make that first blow count 'cause the neck'll probably snap in two and you won't get a second shot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 10:31 AM

WHOO_HOO! Skeet shooting!

PULL!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 10:18 AM

If we liberate the dishware for our target practice we don't mind if they haven't been washed, we can take dirty ones. That makes the washing up go faster! See?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 10:03 AM

when you hit someone with a fiddle it hurts - but when you hit them with a harp - they die!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 09:56 AM

Ooh, I could use a gun to do the dishes! You should them all, and then you don't have any dishes left to wash, so they must all be done. I think I'll start that method of cleaning up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 09:46 AM

Rapaire, why does your post #6700 say "6699 is a cool number"? You confused your Mom and made me think that was post #6699 and that Susie got #6700. But, look, I've already spent the money on the needlepoint kit so that's what you get. If you don't want it, I'll just give it to Susie anyway. That rifle is very nice, but I'd be afraid you might put somebody's eye out with it. Swords and guns! My, my, my! You know, Rapaire, you really should take up playing the guitar or fiddle or something like the rest of the boys. Maybe it'd help you get over that obsession you have for things designed to inflict bodily harm.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 09:29 AM

Only if you can explain how it will help you with the washing up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 09:19 AM

Mornin' Mom.

Life bites.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 09:09 AM

Ah, Mom? I snagged 6700. Can I have one of these? I'll help with the dishes for a week, too!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MOAB
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 05:43 AM

Dear Susie,

In honor of your making post #6700 and to help keep your mind off of sex until after Lent, CLICK.

Love,

Mom


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 09 Mar 05 - 01:53 AM

Okay, I meant to say
Pure as, as pure does.

jeez.
take everything literal please. the cat is telling me that all is not literal but the dogs tell me , "fuck the cat"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 11:50 PM

What this culture knows about the Boer War 100 years out can be summed up in one name: Shirley Temple.


The Little Princess by Burnett
SRS


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 09:58 PM

The Royal Artillery are the corps that I mean,
Whose motto, Ubique, can clearly be seen,
Written in craters across many a land,
Like a vengeful God's right hand!

The original verse was from 'Ubique', a Kipling poem about the Royal Artillery in the Boer war.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 08:15 PM

The word you mean is "ubique", it's clear as mountain air
The root of our "ubiquitous", which means, "found everywhere";
That much is plain from your small quiz, but what I cannot say
Is whether Right Ascension is what you mean by your "R.A."


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 07:07 PM

In hibernation?

There is a word you often see, pronounce it as you may-
'you bike,' 'you bykwee,' 'ubbikwe'- alluding to R.A.
It serves 'Orse, Field, an' Garrison as motto for a crest
An' when you've found ut all it means I'll tell you all the rest.

If Kipling can't bring out the leftists, nothing can...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 06:43 PM

Hey, they said that this was a "Red State." So...where are all the Leftists?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 12:58 PM

I got a good gig here. Work a little, preach a little, get a lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 12:53 PM

I do believe Rapaire needs a vacation away from the gun-toting right wing brigade up there in Idaho.

C'mon down here, Rapaire. We can re-ignite the fire of liberal tolerance under yore scrawny butt.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 12:34 PM

Pure ass pure douche.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 11:36 AM

St. Thais was a new one on me...

Thais was a public sinner in Egypt who was converted by St. Paphnutius, brought to a convent and enclosed in a cell. After three years of penance she was released and placed among the nuns, but lived only fourteen days more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 11:27 AM

Miss Maiseybelle has found the Path To The Right! Yes, I have personally consuled her for hours, fighting the demons that have possessed her, and she is FREE!! She is entering the Convent and Monastery of Sts. Thais and Dismas as I write this, there to continue her spiritual experiences.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 09:12 AM

From what I've heard* - there isn't anything on earth (or off it) that will make a decent woman of Maiseybelle.



*okay - read - mostly on the walls of the steam room at NYCFTTS.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 09:06 AM

See? Physicists only thing about sex, sex, sex! P-N junctions. Charge-coupled pairs. Queer quarks. And don't get me started on quantum mechanics! That is the foulest, most degenerate, spawn of the Devil that has ever been concieved filthy minds! Yes! I say to you now, brethern and sistern, that if physics isn't meroved from the schools, our children, our precious, precious children, will learn such shocked and degenerunt things as "spin!" Have you ever heard of the book The Dancing Wu Li Masters? Yes, my sisters and brothers, dancing! Dancing, the cause of consupiscient cognition! Dancing, the git of demons! And who are these Wu Li Masters? Why, they are nothing less than the Chinese, who are at our doors at this very moment, a Yellow Peril enticing our youth into dancing and...yes!...even opium smoking! Have you seen, as I have, a debauched young woman, her life before her like a rose-lined pathway, lying on the rough wooden slats of a bed in an opium den, her clothing disheveled and her mind locke in the fantastic dreams of the opium eater, her virginal temple dispoiled by a lecherous fiend in human form?

And this is what comes from physics, brothers and sisters. Debauch, and the inevitable sinking into sin and despair, and, all too soon for the promise shown and now blighted, into the plunge from the bridge and the unmarked grave of the suicide! Eschew physics, I beg of you, for the sake of your soul and the souls of those you love! Think of Mom, and change your downward path to one of light, and purity, and virtue. It's not to late!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 08:43 AM

Specious rationalization, Rapaire!!

Buck: Now Wilbur, put down thet shotgyun, Ah kin expleen evvuhthing!!

Wilbur: You low down varmint, knocking up our Maiseybelle!! I oughta send yew tuh Hayull!!

Buck: Now Wilbur, 't'wasn't whut yew think!! We couldn't do nuffin' 'bout it -- us wuz a CHARGE-COUPLED pair!! Like yew done read about!! 'Twasn't like we had a choice!!

Wilbur: Charge coupled, my Aunt Mathilda!! That's just spin talk. Get yer pants on, boy, we're gonna go see thuh preacher!! He'll getcha proper charge-coupled all right. Charge about five bucks. But hat least it'll make a decent woman outta Maiseybelle!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Mar 05 - 08:18 AM

Charge-coupled pairs! Charge-coupled pairs! Hahahahaha! SRS can't tell a charge-coupled pair from quark spin! Nyaa, nyaa, nyaa!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 10:58 PM

The number between 6701 and 6799 that is of MOABic importance is "12". Not "6712", just "12".

I'd look forward to the number between 6801 and 6799, myself, simply because I would only have to look once, not 98 times. (Don't worry about this. . .the last number that I checked out was "2003" on the bottle of Kabinett. . .)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 10:49 PM

There are few things more surprising than a coupled densiton/teensyton pair.

Mom! Rapaire's talkin' dirty again!

And who was that guest asking about hard-ons and lust? Was it a regular Mudcatter, or was it a true guest, and did he read the whole thread before asking that question?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 10:02 PM

True, Amos, but don't disregard the influence of tinytons and the even smaller teensytons. There are few things more surprising than a coupled densiton/teensyton pair.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 08:00 PM

That's the effect of densitrons, not gravitrons. Densitrons and gravitrons are always playing tug o'war with each other in order to have something interesting to do, and to make up for having no intrinsic will AND being too small to have an opposable thumb.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Teresa
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 07:35 PM

I may have pointed this out before, but I can prove gravitons don't exist.

Put many objects in a container or bag. Make sure they are all different sizes, shapes, and weights.

Now, after a vigorous shake or drop or just normal travel wear and tear, try to find the smallest ones. Where are they?

On the bottom of the container, of course.

What's up wi' dat?

Teresa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 07:35 PM

Only 88 more posts 'til "6789". Unfortunately, that number is of absolutely no consequence in the MOABic scheme of things. The number between 6701 and 6799 that is of MOABic importance is "12". Not "6712", just "12".

"How can the number '12' be between 6701 and 6799?" you ask. Well, it can't. That's why it's so damned important if it does happen!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 07:28 PM

Onward, upward, and outward, Susie!! YEehaa!

Excelsior!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 07:19 PM

I'd go for dispelling gravity. A mass movement on the upward incline to the age old problem of droop.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 05:35 PM

6699 is a cool number.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 05:30 PM

...spinning...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 05:29 PM

I'm spinning....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Nic
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 05:14 PM

Bugger!!! Just missed it..


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Nic
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 05:12 PM

....100 !!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 04:44 PM

I remember taking my dad's Jeep for a 1/2 spin when I was a teenager. It would have been a whole spin but the tailgate had been left open and a buncha stuff started flyin' out the back end of the thing. So I had to stop spinnning and pick all the stuff up from the road. By the time I got finished I didn't feel much like spinning any more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 03:42 PM

The photon, while it has a spin of 1, has only two spin states (polarizations) allowd -- most spin-1 objects can be in three states, +1, 0, and -1, but the photon is massless and is missing the 0-spin state. The W and Z also have spin one, but they have all three spin states allowed. The gluon and the graviton are also missing the zero-spin state.

In addition, in the MSSM, there are five (!) Higgs bosons, three neutral ones, h, H, and A, and two charged ones, H+ and H-.

Here's the boson counting for superpartners:

Neutral Standard Model bosons (and extra Higgs for the MSSM)

photon (2 spin states)
Higgs (3 particles, each with no spin)
Z(3 spin states)

Their superpartners have the same quantum numbers and can mix. There are therefore four spin-1/2 "neutralinos" in the MSSM (each has two states, for a total of eight states, to match the eight total states above). Each of the four neutralinos can have a different mass.

The gluino (superpartner of the gluon) has spin 1/2, with two states to match the 2 polarization states of the gluon. These all have the 8 color states. This one doesn't mix with the others because it has color charge.

The gravitino (superpartner of the graviton) has spin 3/2, and so has four allowed spin states, to match the four spin states of the graviton. The gravitino doesn't mix either; it has different interactions from the neutralinos.

The charged bosons are the

W+ (3 spin states)
H+ (1 particle with no spin)

and there are two spin-1/2 "charginos" (mixtures of the superparters of these four states). The negatively-charged bosons correspond to negatively-charged charginos.

That just about does it!


I'll say!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:56 PM

Isa it true that most hardons have the quality of "lust"?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:54 PM

Oops. I forgot to mention that, in this context, MSSM means "MOAB Standard Subliminal Model."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:52 PM

Here.

The imagicon and the ficton must both fit within the MSSM, but this would be easily done, I think. I am currently thinking about gluons that, within a fermi of each other, might collect and form a glueball. If this is true -- and I see no reason why it should not be -- then gravitons would form graviballs, imagicons imagiballs, fictons fictballs, bluons bluballs, and hardons hardballs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:16 PM

for example - nightmaricions have a high degree of "fear" and (normally) low giggle - tho' there are nightmaricons with high fear and giggle and yet others with high giggle and little to no fear. (The latter tend to have high hindsight).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:10 PM

Qualities equivalent to spin have been identified yielding attribute-names such as hope, fear, introv, extrov, reaching, withdrawing, causation, effect, percept and decide. The blending of these quark-like categories is what accounts for the amazing variety of viewpoints and experiences among living beings. A few rarer attribute types have been postulated: transcend, giggle, and permeate. But they are still being worked on.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 02:01 PM

MTentatively "nightmaricons" has been assigned to imagicons with a negative energy.

6688


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Layah
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 01:56 PM

qarks have very...inventive...names. Do imagicons have good names as well? Like Sally and Bob and Zaphod and Mary?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 01:42 PM

Imagicons have assorted energy levels, just as quantum level of energy can be found causing orbital delta in atomic orbits, but in imagicons, instead of esentially defining the elemental natur e of an atom, the energy states define the cognitive capabilities and energies of the imagicon. These range from slow black-looking imagicons which typify the attention of extremely apathetic or death-oriented individual, through various bands of attention energy that respond to symbolism, trickery, effort, thought, negative emotion, positive emotion, displaced knowing (knowing about), denied knowing (not-knowing things) and various degrees of pure knowing.

Just as composites of atoms with different orbits and numbers of electrons have been tabulated into the Periodic Table, it is possible to create an Attitudinal Chart from the various elements made up of imagicons with different numbers and degrees of orbital energies.

This work will finally make a science out of the incompetent meandering bullyragging opinionated ineptitude that passes for psychology and psychiatry.

MM's basic observation that imagicons are undetectable by normal physical-range metering is absolutely correct. The use of the word "energy" in these descriptions should not be confused with mechanical, thermal, atomic, luminal, electrical or radiant energy as found in physical systems.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 01:11 PM

Has anyone submitted evidence for gravitons as particles? I've lost track. ANything we can do to dispel gravity is so important a discovery it will surely start a mass movement./ Eh?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 07 Mar 05 - 12:36 PM

everything and anything can be explained through the fact that imagicons are the basic building block of the pysical and non-physical universe. since they have no wieght, length, breadth,depth , colour, spin or charge they are quite difficult to explain or to prove. Plus, since they are highly sensitive to the influence of observation any experimentation to prove their existance is flawed.

It is theorized they have various emotional states, chielfy embarressment - which is why they don't like to be observed.


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