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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Aug 14 - 05:04 AM

Elm Sawflies are fugly.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Aug 14 - 10:36 AM

Two more cucumbers this morning, MOM. It seems like they shoot up overnight, from too small one day to too large the next. I'll leave these in the fridge for salads and use the small ones for pickles. Will someone dust out a pot so I can boil some water and vinegar? The stove has cobwebs and the trash is piled up with Tim Horton's takeout containers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Aug 14 - 10:54 AM

Yo MOM! Member when Amos n his cuz come ta visit last summer? Member I spent a week cleanin the dump up? Even vacuumed and mopped n stuff? I just vacuumed the whole upstairs an it's only been just over a year! Well, not under my bed cause a all a that shit I stuffed against the wall by the bed so's Amos and his cuz could sit down while they were here. No, no, I didn't do under the empties. I gotta take em to the recyclers… no sense in movin em twice eh? No, no, I didn't do behind the office desk on acoounta… nevermind… ya ain't comin ta visit anyway.

Just ain't no pleasin some women.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Aug 14 - 10:59 AM

Now... Tim's??? You got Tim's in Texas? Ya don't buy the coffee, do ya?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 14 - 12:22 PM

Ain't no Tim's near here, but there is a Tim's-owned subsidiary, Cold Stone Creamery, not very far from where I sit. Ain't no Dunkin Donuts, no Krispy Kreme, no Dixie Cream, no nothin'. Cops gotta go inside The Donut Shop to pick 'em up, or eat the ones from Albertson's or the various Kroger stores (Fred Meyer, Smith's, etc.). Or the ones from Winco or Ridleys. The Donut Shop uses the original Spudnut recipe and they're pretty good but awful pricey.

As for coffee, there's S******ks, Snake River Coffee, Mocha Madness (I gave up on them when they'd never heard of Kenya AA), and a bunch more.

Tea? We got everything from Liptons to Red Rose to Yorkshire Gold.

Demarara sugar, Powers, thick cream, good coffee -- what more do you want? Oh, I see -- scones! Well, we've got those too, freshly made and warm with honey butter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Aug 14 - 02:09 PM

Liptons to Red Rose? Oh Saints be still in yer graves! Red Rose is lucky Saint Kermit, The Patron Saint of Tea Drinkers, hasn't been able to get a Special Smite Chit from Dog. To quote Saint Kermit... "Pffftt! You call that shit tea? You got the fuckin nerve to serve me that fuckin dishwater shit? Get yer ass back in the kitchen and fire up some King Cole Orange Pekoe RFN! Red fuckin Rose? Next thing, you'll serve me that shit made by the Tetley Elves. And elves ain't even real. Seriously, if you pull that crap on me, I will go evil archangel on yer ass and I'll see you in hell."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 Aug 14 - 04:13 PM

It is just loverly to see that there are matters which can inspire even the long-torpid Gnu from his overheated lassitude into fits of passionate preference!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 14 - 05:47 PM

Oh, we have Tetleys. We also have Barry's Gold, right from downtown Cork. We have King Cole. And there are many more teas, just as there are coffees and beers. Drop around and see about tea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 14 - 05:54 PM

Oh, dear God! I've just done some checking and found something that will undoubtedly cause gnu a nervous breakdown. It's awful, so I'll put it in secret MOAB code.

Red Rose tea is made by G. E. Barbour, the same company that makes King Cole tea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Aug 14 - 08:06 PM

Ye got King Cole and the stores actually carry other brands? What? Is that fer practical jokes n shit? King Cole, blended just up the road from me (the website ain't shite... it's blended in Sussex, NB) is real tea. The only way it can be better is when...

We got to the back bridge. Dad pointed to a large tomatoe juice can hung cant-wise down on a broken pine branch near the butt of the pine. It had a handle fashioned from a coat hanger. I fetched it and Dad...

Well, you just know how good that cup a tea was gonna be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 14 - 11:10 PM

Read the coded message.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Aug 14 - 11:20 PM

gnu! Read this!!! Tell your buddy Shame McBride.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Aug 14 - 03:58 AM

? I ain't got no business edgemecation so's I dunno how as you can own somethin without being a majority stock holder. Ya can't, which is why I went back and read it again. I gotta get me a time delay... or go up ta Hortons and grab a coffee before I read anything at 4:40 AM. I'd have some tea but I gave it up fer yer New Years Revolution.

So, the ugly guy with the fake crown is buying Tim's eh? Why, I'll bet that, pretty soon, all our major retailers will be owned by Yanks, just like now we got Costco and Walmart and Target... hmmm. At least our government... I need some tea.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Aug 14 - 03:08 PM

I haven't been in a Burger King in years, but at least their hamburger patties were cooked on a grill that smoked so they had a little more flavor. I wonder how Whataburger would be received in Canada?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Aug 14 - 05:08 PM

Well, with a fucked up website that I can't scroll thru on accounta some silly ass advert that I can't get off the screen, not much.

I don't do fast food. I cook my own. Closest I get is the 1kg Vito's (Moncton family) lasagna at Costco. I do it slooooowwww... 2 hrs on the counter, 2 hrs at 170F... 35 minutes at 350F. 15 minutes standing. Buddy, ye can't get no better.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Aug 14 - 06:37 PM

Oh-oh. Sorry. It was him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Aug 14 - 10:39 PM

...We recently went with a group to Vitos for lunch ("oh, come on, the food's good"). When I got there I order the lasagna - how could anyone mess up the lasagna? When the dish was place in front of me, I saw that it was indeed not remotely reminiscent of any lasagna I've previously had. It was composed solely of lasagna noodles and leftover spaghetti sauce (that tasted deplorable). No eggplant or spinach or cheeses.

The appetizer I ordered was also uneatable...

Again, restaurant popularity in New Brunswick, Canada does not equate with "good" food. In fact, I've learned that if a restaurant is "popular", then the dishes will be inadequate for someone who appreciates fine fare....


From a Yelp review of Vito's.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Aug 14 - 04:40 AM

Here's my review... It ain't no by reservation only penthouse dining experience. It's good food at good prices with good service. Must be okay because Vito is worth millionssss.

BTW, the 1kg lasagna at Costco is $8 (4 meals or 2 'that was too much' meals).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Aug 14 - 11:30 AM

HAd a buncha kooks over for diner to celebrate BBW's birthday. Cooked a chicken--well, at least I served a roaster from Costco. Threw the carcass in a crockpot with a mess of parsley and onion and H2O etc. and it worked on this mess overnight, and all the bones had disconnected and the soup was delicious.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Aug 14 - 12:25 PM

Details man. I need details. So, one raw chicken, one mess* of (chopped?) parsley, one mess** of (chopped? yellow?) onion, some (lots? to cover?) water. Low setting for ? hours. Were veggies involved? Was alcohol... never mind. What size crockpot?

*mess of parsley = handful?
** mess of onion = one or more?

P.S. Now, reply only if you have nothing better to do and consider me a friend. No pressure. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Aug 14 - 10:26 PM

Kill, clean, and pluck a chicken. Be sure to singe off any feather stubs.

Kill some onions, carrots, celery, and potatoes. Rip them from the earth, cut off their heads (and tails), and wash them. Then flay them. Cut them into pieces and throw them in a crock pot.

Drop the carcass of the dead chicken in and drown everything with water and/or crushed, fermented grapes.

Throw in some innocent parley leaves and perhaps some rosemary you tore from the main stalks.

Plug in the crock pot and cover it. Set the heat to "low" so that the innocent beings you've thrown together will be boiled.

At some point you might want to toss in noodles, composed of never-born baby chickens, the dried and crushed gametes of wheat, and water or milk taken from the mouths of calves.

Some salt and pepper, the first raped from Mother Earth and the second the dried and crushed hopes of a pepper plant.

When everything is soft and mushy removed the bones and skin of the chicken you murdered and skim off the oil rendered from its fat.

Serve and enjoy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Aug 14 - 11:32 PM

I suspect that Costco, like Sam's Club, sells a rotisserie chicken ready to eat as soon as you get that container home. I have also done what Amos described, gathered up the bones, skin, and drippings from the microwavable container and put them in a pot (or crockpot) to simmer to create a broth to use for soup. Waste not, want not. I use the broth in soup or use it as the stock when I'm making rice. Delicious!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 28 Aug 14 - 04:16 AM

Sounds gruesomely delicious, Rap.

SRS... yes, I had wondered about "a roaster from Costco" which is one of the reasons for my questions. How long do you crock it or simmer it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 14 - 10:12 AM

Behead the chicken and let the blood drain well.

A Costco roaster might already be cooked.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 28 Aug 14 - 04:46 PM

we find that our old clay pot & cover makes the softest most delectable chicken.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Aug 14 - 11:01 PM

As I noted elsewhere, Μόνο κάποιος που έχει γνωρίσει η δουλεία μπορεί να εκτιμούν την ελευθερία.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Aug 14 - 04:44 AM

I could make a Walmart joke but I do have some sense of good taste... at the moment.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 29 Aug 14 - 05:20 AM

It was the remains of a Costco rotisserie roasted chicken after the easy meat had been sliced off. I pout that into a crockpot with "some" water and an array of vegetables based on what was abvailable. It doesn't matter--say, for example, half an onion, a cupful of fresh parsley, slice some carrots, or what have you.

I found it most annoying having to strain out the chicken bones which had fallen apart in the soup. I think it was ten hours on medium heat.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Aug 14 - 11:48 AM

I make soup stock from the carcass of a rotisserie chicken by putting it in a pan with enough water just to cover most of the bones. You don't want it real watery. Put a lid on and simmer for 20-30 minutes. Don't add veggies to this, just get the meat flavor. Add veggies when you make the soup.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 29 Aug 14 - 03:44 PM

Information is wonderful. Thanks. I shall experiment!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 29 Aug 14 - 07:43 PM

End of a long week, nice to have a three day weekend. MOM wonders if anyone wants to crank up the barbecue and singe some meat? Someone else can fill the cooler full of ice and beer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Aug 14 - 09:07 PM

You mean burn the dead flesh of fellow creatures? Cool and drink the byproducts of dead yeast?

Shall we also make ice cream?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 30 Aug 14 - 12:59 AM

Funny--you never re-frame the process when you're sitting down at a restaurant table!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Aug 14 - 04:31 AM

Observed at:Greater Moncton Int'l Airport
Date:5:00 AM ADT Saturday 30 August 2014
Condition: Clear
Pressure:102.4 kPa
Tendency:rising
Visibility:24 km
Temperature:5.6°C *********************************** I am LOVIN IT!
Dewpoint:4.6°C
Humidity:93%
Wind:SW 13 km/h


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Aug 14 - 05:49 AM

6:25... the eastern sky is blue & pink & white & yellow and the pattern changes as the clouds waft on high. My cheeks are a tad pink too because it's now 5C. >:-D

Yesterday morning was glorious. Still had high humidity from the rain overnight and not only was it about 8C but there was fair bit of wind on the go. First time in a few months that I got a real nice breeze through the house. Had to put me hoody on.

6:50... I got a call and then I got hungry and then I forgot to hit Submit.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 30 Aug 14 - 07:41 PM

What da fook be yees at what's more important n Mom eh? Wha? Yees got lives er sommat?

Check this out. I like it. Got a few up on Kijiji like this. >;-)

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details.html?adId=1015314243


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Aug 14 - 10:51 PM

As I said, and which for some reason didn't take:

You've never taken me out for dinner, Amos. Come by here and do so and see what happens.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Aug 14 - 01:29 PM

Poor Mom was down amidst aardvarks and rainbows, smelling of a sort of sweetish smoke.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Aug 14 - 09:04 PM

Got some pork "sirloin tips" at the store yesterday on a buy one, get two free deal. Not reading closely we assumed that they were pork tenderloins.

They weren't. There were perhaps eight two-persons-sized, lean tips in each package. Cooked and ate one for dinner (sauteed in onions, peppers, and the pineapple it was marinated in) with rice. Tasty, but I didn't use enough pepper.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Sep 14 - 01:08 AM

Did too, you ingrate. I took you out of that cheap motel down by the MCRD and got you a tasty spaghetti dinner with red wine at a little place I know up in western University City. How SOON we forget.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 01 Sep 14 - 08:27 AM

I had dinner with Rap. In Dallas. Fancy hotel that had a lot of librarians visiting town. I'd forgotten about that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Sep 14 - 10:59 AM

I had supper with his nibs and his cous in a reasonably clean Bed & Breakfast. I recall the chef offered a choice of roast beef dinner and/or hamburgers if the roast was overdone (tardy they were). Ale was available but, graciously, they BTOB. The featured entertainer was in fine form and many lies and laughs were told until a late hour. Breakfast was hearty... tea... lots of tea. >;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 01 Sep 14 - 03:01 PM

$80 this afternoon. ATV box and electronic deer call (call was a Kissmeass present given to me after I stopped hunting by an asshole relative). Got even more ads on kijiji. I like this one... http://www.kijiji.ca/v-view-details.html?adId=1015694587


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Sep 14 - 06:33 PM

No one ever 'gives up' hunting. You just realize how dumb it is to sit in the cold, dank woods at dawn with snow flying around you when you could be in a nice warm cabin or tent sipping hot coffee or tea, snacking on donuts and telling lies about hunting and fishing. But you never really give it up.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Sep 14 - 03:38 AM

Y'all mean like that there guy on the TV? Whasissname... Jackie Brewmasterer something?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Sep 14 - 09:35 AM

I dunno. I rarely watch television. More like the last time I went hunting a couple years ago. Niles, my two brothers and I sat around in the machine shop drinking coffee and lyin' while every so often one of the 18 to 20-somethings would pop in a announce, "I got a deer!" and someone would reply, "Well, you know what to do" and we'd go back to lyin'.

They filled the freezers and we didn't have to climb hills and stay out in the cold. Even when Niles' electric fence failed and we herded the calves back into the pasture one of the younkers went out and fixed the fence. Chasing them calves back meant being out walking and swinging our arms randomly -- most work we did all day.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 02 Sep 14 - 01:43 PM

I drop hints amongst all of my deer hunting friends that if there is something I can grow in my garden that they'd like to exchange for some of their venison (I love the hot sausage in particular) then I'll put in a crop. No takers so far.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Sep 14 - 02:08 PM

Act I, Scene I

Hark. WTF is that?

Tis I, gnu, come to tell you of my hots for Julie.

Closer then, and tell me of your designs and desires.

I dunno. A drive-in movie er somethin.

Nay. I know the intentions of such a tryst.

'Kay. Whaddabout goin fer a walk up ta Horton's fer a coffee?

Decaf? You'll have her home by ten and bring Timbits?

Sure.

Julie! gnu's here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 02 Sep 14 - 05:24 PM

Oh, GNUUUU! Julie's here!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 02 Sep 14 - 06:02 PM

Oh! BTW! I met up with the Ladybug at the Coop checkout. About a week prior, the apartment complex employees whipper-snipped the works between their property and all the properties on my street. Twas my next door neighbour that got his neighbours to the south to agree that he should get the complex to destroy Ladybug's (all our) micro-ecosystem.

He told her he was gonna do it. She asked why. He said it was to keep the skeeters down. She said that it was full of dragonflies and that cutting it would increase the skeeter population. Then he didn't like the look of it. ??? He can't even see it if he stays within his fenced in yard. She said... amateur entomologist... riddled with arthritis... can't stand without a cane... this is the only joy I get outside of the apartment... He said, I and my neighbours don't like it and walked away. What a fuckin prick!!! (Tho it's par for the course.)


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