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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Rapparee 10 Oct 16 - 09:14 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Oct 16 - 11:53 PM
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Amos 11 Oct 16 - 11:13 PM
Donuel 12 Oct 16 - 03:32 PM
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Acme 12 Oct 16 - 10:03 PM
gnu 13 Oct 16 - 06:44 PM
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Amos 13 Oct 16 - 11:12 PM
Vashta Nerada 14 Oct 16 - 01:07 PM
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gnu 14 Oct 16 - 03:42 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 16 - 09:14 PM

Yes, it has been quite a day. For one thing, my wife left me. Or rather, I took her to the bus which will take her to airport so she can fly to Chicago where a friend will pick her up tomorrow so they can drive to Lincoln, Nebraska for a conference at the International Quilt Study Center at U. Nebraska on the use of Turkey Red fabrics in quiltmaking. The moderator is coming from the Musée de l'Impression sur Etoffes in Mulhouse, France.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Oct 16 - 11:53 PM

The process of creating Turkey Red fabric involves steeping the fabric several times in a hot liquor made of sheep shit and olive oil. No lie. Look it up yourself.

Now we know where Papa John's got the recipe for that nasty "dipping sauce" that comes with their pizzas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 16 - 09:45 AM

Lead acetate? No wonder they use more modern dyes. I just happen to have a packet of Turkey Red Putnam dye. It will go in my dye box.

"And when I dye,
And when I've dyed, dyed, and gone...."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Oct 16 - 11:13 PM

Jay Gould's daughter said before she dyed.
Three more hues that I have got to try!
Jay Gould said "Honey, what could they be?"
"Oh, Brandywine, Regal and Ivory!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Oct 16 - 03:32 PM

I have half a tube of oil paint my mother used called Mummy Brown.
They actually used ground up mummy wrappings.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Oct 16 - 08:24 PM

Donuel made post #55155! And that's after Rap called dibs on all posts ending in 55 through 55955. Boy, is he gonna be pissed! And he's been practicin' up on all that Evil Overlord shit. Been nice knowin' ya, Don. Enjoy your slavery. I hear castration only hurts for a few days.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 16 - 08:35 PM

We do not do that. We would not cut away anyone's male reproductive organs. No, We insist that Our Imperial Torturer use a stump and a sledge hammer.



Emperor Rapparee, Imperious Rex       ®       His mark


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Oct 16 - 09:14 PM

I meant to mention this before but forgot.

I was in the store, just cruising the rows to see if I needed anything other than what was on the list, when I was stopped by the Gatorade display.

There it was. A flavor called "Fierce Melon."

Several    images crowded my mind.

Now I'm afraid to go near the garden or walk through the produce section of the store.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Oct 16 - 10:03 PM

Calm yourself, Rap, and instead gaze upon the cleverness of Caroline's Cart (not my Caroline, but she is clever enough to design this, should the need arise). THIS is what MOM could ride around in.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 13 Oct 16 - 06:44 PM

Love the cart. Gonna go after the new manager at Sobeys about it. Yup, a new manager. Doug got the manager position at the Riverview store. Hope Chris is as good.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 16 - 08:37 PM

Makes sense. Probably too much sense.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Oct 16 - 08:56 PM

Iffen somebody comes a-visitin' I generally take 'em to either the Legion Hovel or to the gas station to eat. The Hovel is in a bit of a mess right now, 'cause Squirrel Tooth Alice* says Long Slim Jym didn't pay her and she took it out on him in the barroom with several chairs, a couple of tables, a bung starter, and a few other things before she threw him through the window to the patio below.



*Real name Elizabeth "Libby" Thompson.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Oct 16 - 11:12 PM

Adieu, dear Mom, at last, farewell
I take the high road (not known well)
To wander down the eastern way
To the hills of Arizon-i-ay.
ANd when I'm there I'll sleep and dine
Enjoy good coffee, and good wine,
Saguaro hills, red rocks, and then
I'll turn and head out West again!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Vashta Nerada
Date: 14 Oct 16 - 01:07 PM

Enjoy Arizona! A friend from work is on vacation there, sending blow-by-blow text files with photos, just to make me jealous.

Rap, North Tejas has a lot of gas station restaurants also. There is one near me that I've frequented for some pretty darned good gyros.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Oct 16 - 01:17 PM

We have several "gas station" restaurants around here. When stricter regulations on underground fuel storage tanks went into effect, a lot of marginally profitable stations chose to close instead of installing expensive new tanks. The buildings went up for sale cheap, and a number of them were turned into eateries.

We also have a carwash restaurant. It's an AYCE Thai buffet that shares a building with a carwash. You can gorge yourself on spring rolls and curry while watching cars go through the carwash side. And there are even windows between the two businesses so you don't have to worry about getting suds in your peanut sauce.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 16 - 03:42 PM

Can you take a shower and watch big screen TV in the truckers' lounge too? Irving... taking over one province and state at a time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Oct 16 - 03:47 PM

Irving... largest private land owner on earth. Resistance is futile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Oct 16 - 08:18 PM

Unilever: Owner of Red Rose tea, Canada's favourite brand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Oct 16 - 08:40 AM

Cosmic coincidence! I'm reading a book set in New Brunswick. One of the characters mentions Irving as "owning the entire province". Had it not been for gnu's very recent mention of Irving on this thread I would have had no idea what he was talking about. To the best of my knowledge, that is the first time anything vaguely resembling useful information has been imparted via The Mother of All BS Threads. Thanks, gnu! Thank's Mom! Thanks Evil Overlord!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 16 - 10:08 AM

Another piece of useful information to the Children of Mom: if for some reason you have been logged out, you cannot log out again no matter how hard you try. Mom insists that you must log in to log out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Oct 16 - 10:44 AM

Had an interesting conversation about tea yesterday. I shop for bulk tea, good spices, fresh pita and other Middle Eastern breads at a Halal market near work. After a lunch at their next door restaurant (no menu, just a buffet, and the ladies behind the counter will tell you what each dish is) I did some shopping, and compared the tea classifications I was finding on the containers (something you WON'T, to my knowledge, EVER find on a box of Lipton). A young Arab man entered the aisle and we struck up a conversation. At one point, one of us picked up a bagged package of loose tea and pointed at the label to illustrate what we knew about that particular grade of tea. We passed it back and forth between use several times, each time the bag was flipped so whoever held the bag could read the language on top, English or Arabic. In the end he chose the Arabic version of Lipton (he needed tea bags this time, apparently).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 15 Oct 16 - 01:05 PM

BWL... Herring Chokers go further than that when they talk about Irving "ownership". It's not just what but also who. BTW, if you care to read any of the linked *PARTIAL* list, look at Brunswick News (scroll down a wee touch). And, I don't think it includes the oil refinery in Ireland they just bought.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irving_Group_of_Companies


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Oct 16 - 10:42 PM

Want to have fun? Check out the governing boards of each of the companies. See who sits on what board...you'll find a huge crossover. Now compare those people to those who donate to politicians.

Always: Forget the woman, follow the money.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Oct 16 - 02:43 PM

And here I find poor old Mom at the bottom of the pile, about to be crushed by the unbearable weight of all the heavy discussion in the threads above. Well, Mom will endure! The weight of three Donald Trump threads, two Anglocentric threads that mean nothing to Americans, and something about teaching a youth to cook cannot keep our Mom from rising to the top once again! Rise, Mom, rise! Remember the Alamo! Look for the union label! Drink Blatz beer!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Oct 16 - 04:38 PM

Remember the Maine! Remember Pearl Harbor! Remember to wear your rubbers! Remember to take your pills!

So much to remember....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Oct 16 - 05:19 PM

My pill! Thanks!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Oct 16 - 05:24 PM

"And don't forget to boogie!"

Canned Heat, Boogie With Canned Heat, 1968


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 16 Oct 16 - 10:33 PM

I have that album. I don't know why. Been at least 40 years since I listened to it. I don't even have a platter any more.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 16 - 09:52 AM

Well, boogie on down and get one! Vinyl's back, man!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 16 - 09:59 AM

Besides, if you play "Boogie With Canned Heat" backwards and speed it up to 78rpm Alvin and Chipmunks send you a secret Satanic message about bath soap and tell you that Sonny Bono is dead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Oct 16 - 04:52 PM

SONNY DIED? Does Cher know? I mean, she's always off to some fancy resort, skiing and such, so???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 16 - 09:20 PM

No, that's just what the record tells you. "Sonny's croaked, kicked the bucket. Sonny's croaked, kicked the bucket." Over and over, as sung by Alvin and the Chipmunks.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 17 Oct 16 - 11:02 PM

Chipmunks are noisy little buggers. Squirrels are worse... unless you know how to "use" them when you are tracking in heavy cover. Other than that, squirrels are tree rats with bushy tails. And, they stink and taste like they stink.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 18 Oct 16 - 12:09 PM

Hi, Mom! According to Wikipedia, "Eleven cities conquered by Montezuma in the 15th century paid a yearly tribute of 2000 decorated cotton blankets and 40 bags of cochineal dye each." That's 22,000 blankets a year! What the hell did Montezuma do with all those blankets? Sell them to witless schmoes in the parking lots of defunct filling stations? If so, did he also sell rebel flags, black velvet paintings of Elvis, cheap sunglasses, and boiled peanuts?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Oct 16 - 02:20 PM

Yes, he did. That's why he had all that gold that Cortez stole and lost.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 18 Oct 16 - 10:39 PM

Mamma mia! Get back up there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 18 Oct 16 - 11:16 PM

The weekly grocery fliers will be out tomorrow morn. PLUS!!! It will be garbage day! I live for Wednesdays. The excitement of Garbage Flier Eve is almost more than a boy can stand. I must abed and try... try... to sleep. Whilst visions of sales and seagulls dance in my head.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Oct 16 - 01:52 AM

Safely at rest at home in California. It is good to be back close to sea level. The high desert just sucks the moisture right out of you. Hi, Mom!! Hi!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Oct 16 - 09:19 PM

High desert. You ain't seen high desert until you also walk over lava rocks that cut your shoes to shreds. That Arizona stuff is a mild walk in the sunshine. What's in Arizona besides a Big Slit? The not-so-Grand Canyon isn't as deep as either Hell's Canyon or the one outside of Twin Falls. For pretty I suggest Thousand Springs over West of here, summer, winter, spring, or fall. Or Upper Mesa Falls up by Island Park. But you want high desert - just don't go wandering around there in the Arco Desert because the guards at Idaho National Laboratory are likely to shoot first and leave your remains for the buzzards and coyotes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 20 Oct 16 - 06:55 AM

This is post #55190. The US Postal Service Zip Code 55190 is in Saint Paul, Minnesota. If you do not live in Saint Paul and you are in the habit of putting "55190" at the end of your address, please stop. Just imagine what would happen if everyone wrote "55190" at the end of their address. Every piece of mail in the entire country would go to one post office in Saint Paul! The entire mail system would come to a screeching halt! Just don't do it! Okay? Put "83201" instead.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Oct 16 - 03:06 PM

Thousand Springs? Looks like runoff of groundwater at the top of bedrock to me. Springs are springs because they spring under head. A spring is a spring because it springs. Just ask Jean Chretien. He can prove it. Jean... he know what he say eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Oct 16 - 10:20 PM

MOM! I made a batch of sugar cookies this evening! It's like a blast back to childhood (except back then I made a double batch and made the cookies a lot larger. Just for the novelty, I followed the recipe according to cookie size.)

Tea and cookies, anyone! Make it civilized, sit in the living room on the couch and chairs, don't chow down over the kitchen counter. Just keep your eye on the coffee table, Gluon has been known to inhale food left unattended.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Oct 16 - 11:19 PM

Gluon is eating coffee tables?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 21 Oct 16 - 03:00 PM

No, Gluon does not eat coffee tables. Read Acme's post again. Gluon inhales coffee tables.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 16 - 03:13 PM

As long as Gluon doesn't leave tooth marks. A coffee table chewed by a duckdog is a fearsome thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Oct 16 - 11:04 PM

Mom, you get back up there right now! You hear me? Right now!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 16 - 04:45 PM

I come and find Mom lying at the bottom with young men with menstrual problems! Oh, thank goodness I arrived! Those problems could possibly be contagious!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 22 Oct 16 - 09:22 PM

If "problems" are defined as things which are difficult to do, then all men have menstrual problems. No man has ever been able to successfully menstruate, no matter how hard he may have tried.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 16 - 09:28 PM

I dunno 'bout them young folks today. Seems like they're tryin' all sorts of things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Oct 16 - 09:30 PM

I worked for it and I deserve it!

55200!!!


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