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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 05:11 PM

Stop that! I'm at work--I don't want to startle the office with a loud guffaw.


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Subject: WHATT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: khandu
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 10:38 PM

WHAT???????????
MOAB was not ON THE BOARD when I checked in tonight! I stand agog!

Kk


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 10:47 PM

Of course it was! We haven't let MOM slip below the line--you must have been dreaming! We can support MOM in the style to which she is accustomed very well on our own, without Rapaire, if we have to. (It's quieter than usual, though, what with the lack of sabre rattling and big guns going off.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 10:51 PM

Hello . . . . .       out    . . . . .    there    . . . . .             Rap aire. . . can    . . . . .         you    hear. . . . .                me. . .

I figure if he can see Jerry in Connecticut he might be able to hear me in Texas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 10:52 PM

Nope. Nothing.

Guess not.

Bummer.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 11:09 PM

Maybe he only gets hyperspatial sensory abilities when he stands at certain vortices, like on the North Rim. Some folks are like that.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 04:03 AM

I saw something I should have bought for Mom last night, but they were a little pricey The Cow parade Auction was very silly indeed. 61 life size fiberglass cows, going at up to £15,000 each....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 09:06 AM

My goodness!! Life-size?? Fiberglass? Very clever folks with too much time on their hands? Where will they put them??

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 09:07 AM

Well, we were going to put one in the bottom of the garden, if they came down to a sensible price, but no luck....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 10:08 AM

I liked the ones with the bones on the outside. Terribly clever, these poeple. But...I think somehow...the event is marred by the lack of a certain je ne sais quoi ... a pinch of relevance, perhaps... but then, what do I know? I'm a colonial.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 10:52 AM

This is not an original idea, just so you know. They did this years ago in both New York City and Chicago. The Chicago show was quite large, made a big splash. I don't know where those folks stole the idea from. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 12:34 PM

I know, it's a company based just outside London who run it. Most of the profit to charity, and presumably enough to the people who though it up for them to keep doing it....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 12:40 PM

Those fiberglass cows, now, they're pretty light, aren't they? So if you put hinges on their legs so you could fold them up small, like, you could probably put several of them in the storage bins in the Space Shuttle Atlantis. If you hurry, you can get them aboard before next lift-off, given they have had to delay it to fix a sensor. It would be a historical occasion and well worth the trouble. Why?

It would surely be the herd shot 'round the world.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 02:40 PM

I'll get my coat....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 04:11 PM

Boy, Mom, yer doin' so good, it's hard to believe Rapaire isn't chiming in somehow pumping up those numbers like he likes to do. I am sure he'll hae lots to post about when he gets back though, and slide shows, too!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 06:43 PM

Keep it up, Mom!! Only 90 to go to the Big Fourteen!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 10:06 PM

I'm too tired to fool with 90 tonight--what say we spread them out over the next week or so? Leave a few for Rapaire, so he feels important. Mom would probably like that--you know how worried she is about him . . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 10:52 PM

Hmmm... good idea, Sis. I'll pace myself...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Sep 06 - 06:37 AM

You'll probably find you're about two paces tall, but may need some help establishing this, as pacing yourself is easiest for gymnasts and other contortionists.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Sep 06 - 11:08 AM

One pace tall, where I come from, would be two full steps (left right left). Pacing off a chain (66 feet) when I worked in the Forest Service meant 13 1/2 paces. 4.8 feet tall. A few inches shy.

Just so you know. Now what were we talking about?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Sep 06 - 11:30 AM

I forget -- I had the wind knocked out of me when I landed on my head after pacing myself.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Sep 06 - 04:43 PM

Any postcards from Rap yet? Maybe some of those garish colored cartoons they sell of the FooFoo bird, or rattle snakes too big to have a pit to hiss in?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Sep 06 - 10:50 PM

Finding some good stuff in the Mudcat threads this evening, and bookmarked a new page. I get a lot of good tips here that I pass on at work, and I think I have another. I might even share it with our other library person if he ever comes back from the wilds of AZ.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 01:43 AM

Looks like I'm twiddling my thumbs all by myself this evening. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 12:03 PM

It's a fine morning here in Fort Worth. Had a bit of a tussle with some neighbor's dogs off leash while we were out walking. But other than that, a good walk. (One of those anti-social pooches tried to take a chunk out of my pit bull's hindquarters! She just looked at it like it was a little bit nuts. We finally just stood there, then sat, waiting for the neighbors to catch the idiotic dogs.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 02:29 PM

I've been out and around, MOM. I'm not just moping over the computer, though it might look like it for all of the help the others are giving this afternoon!

Catch you later, after I get home from taking Moonglow back to school. (I upset her this afternoon, telling her it was time to rethink trying to work a few hours at DQ when it costs me half of what she earns just to go get her and take her back, and if I have to go get her, I'd rather enjoy her company than be at the beck and call of DQ. She needs a better paying job on campus.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 06:33 PM

Ah, Mom! It's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good to be home again!

And I got the tee shirts in MOAB, too! Now if SRS, Amos, and Bunn will PM me their mailing addresses (the ones for real, hard copy, mail, not email) I'll send the tee shirts off.

Naturally, Mom, I couldn't get everyone what they wanted, but I did get some nice ones in the sizes requested. For examples, they didn't have a tee shirt with a sporran for Bunn, or one ass decolletage as SRS asked for, but the I did get Amos pretty much what he wanted. I think he'll like the sparkly sequins and rhinestones.

Anyway, I'm back home and tomorrow I have to go to work and now I have to go unpack and do the laundry and things.

And I saw Jerry because Jerry told me that he and Ruth were going to be at the South Rim of the Grand Canyon at the same time I was at the North Rim and that he'd wear a white carnation so I'd recognize him! So nyah, nyah, nyah to all you heretics, infidels, and non-believers!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 07:48 PM

Hallo, Mom, and welcome back Bro! We went to the mopuntains for an evening and stayed in a quaint old Hotel dating from the 1890's, all touched up nice and friendly and quaint as hell, in a small town that turns everythign off by 8 PM and turns dead silent, with only the pine breezes to remind you that the world is in motion. Very restful place.

Rapaire, if it really has sequins I'll pass. Besides if I give you my mailing address, there's no end to the things youc ould mail me, like battery-operated singing cartoons or talking fishes and I might have a heart attack.

But welcome back anyway!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 07:55 PM

You wanted the shirt, you send me your address. Or else...remember, I've got a Master's in Library and Information Science and I'm not afraid to use it!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 08:06 PM

...and if you doubt my abilities...remember this?

...the plan for bridging Rose Canyon is (a) destructive (b) wasteful (c ) an idiocy of mismanagement or (d) all of the above.

It is destructive to one of the few remaining natural habitats in the area.

It costs millions of dollars more than a better alternative.

It is a bad-planning solution to a bad-planning problem, both coated in the kind of greed for which the worst of our kind is famous....


There is more...lots more...which is much more embarassing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 08:08 PM

Besides, you might actually LIKE a bobble-head of Bob Dylan and a black velvet painting of Elvis Presley. You never know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 08:18 PM

I emailed it to you at the liberry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 09:37 PM

Your attempt at blackmail, sir, is groundless. The Rose Canyon project is as bad as I said it was. It is not MOAB business or I would explain why.

However, I would suggest you be more discreet about rambling around the Internet digging up remarks people have made here or there outside this forum and using those remarks to gain some end of your own in the present--it is a practice with very dicey ethical aspects to it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Sep 06 - 10:19 PM

I, myself, have very dicey ethical aspects to me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 12:02 AM

Besides, you probably could have dug up a lot worse on Amos, without half trying. :-/ We live in interesting times.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 01:09 AM

Well, true enough, and I have some dicey ethical aspects of my own. Anyway, I have sent you my addy on your assurance it will not be used for rhinestones or sequins. ;>) Nice to have you back around!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 01:33 AM

Rapaire, hiz fizzical addy iz north of the ships and east of the seals. I know coz I've bin there.

SRS: I'm a hot-pepper-phobe, otherwise I would have bit at your bait above -- thanks for the thot!

Hi, A!

B in T in alter-ego mode


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 09:21 AM

I fibbed a little. Amos' tee shirt doesn't have sequins and rhinestones.

Amos' tee shirt is knit from fiber-optic thread and lights up to read "MOAB and "Party naked with big a Johnson" (whatever THAT means -- I think it has something to do with an outboard motor).

Two twelve-volt wet-cell batteries are required, as this is not particularily new technology.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 10:37 AM

That sounds pretty cool. I think I could reconfigure it to run on the output of a solar-panel hat, which would also convert thought control beams, and add them to the energy output. This is way kewl.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 01:02 PM

I dunno, Amos. Each "thread" is about a centimeter in diameter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 01:51 PM

Well..okay...but since the definition of tee-shirt usually includes construction by ordinary cotton or synthetic fabric threads, this doesn't qualify exactly as a tee-shirt, but rather as something else in the general shape of one. While I will be roundly gratified at your generosity, I do not feel bounden by my promise to wear it at the Getaway unless it can be shown to actually be a tee-shirt. Not a chain-mail vest, or bill-board, or bar-room sign, jammed into the FORM of a tee-shirt.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 02:49 PM

It's really just a cotton tee shirt that says, "Cops are wussies."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 04:07 PM

Oh, good. And I bet it says "oink" on the back, right?

So, you read any good birthday threads lately, Amos? We're practicing for tomorrow, it seems. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 04:50 PM

I was shocked right into the present by the appearance of one. Woke me right up! Thanks.

OK, a pig tee shirt I can handle, thanks Rapaire for your being so considerate.

In exchange I will send you a bumper sticker that says "MOAB! Smarter than all Idaho!", to put on your truck or car bumper. You'll get so many laughs out of it, I'm sure you will be dining out on it for months, although opssibly on a liquid diet.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 05:05 PM

And I'll send you one you can put on your car as you drive around Idaho. It says, "I'm From California And I'm Here To Take Away Your Guns."

Quid pro quo, ol' buddy.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 05:50 PM

LOL! Slash! Zoom! Clash! Clang!! Rapaire is back, fencing with the wrought iron gate in front of Mom's garden. Pow! Leap! Parry!! Clang!!

You quo'd before I quidded, Rapaire. Be fair. Sequins? Fiber optics? Pig shirts? Batterry attachments?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 06:15 PM

MOM! The boys are making too much noise out on the back patio again! Can I turn on the yard sprinkler and soak them down? Huh? Huh? Pleeeeze?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 11:00 PM

Who soaks me soaks trash.

No, wait, that's not right.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 11:03 PM

Mike, you are a crack up.

And I bet you do it standing on your head,too!! LOL!!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 11:17 PM

Fencing starts tomorrow evening. Actually, it started last Tuesday but I was Elsewhere then.

The question is: should I sign up for the epee matches which will be held here on September 23, or simply attend the matches as an interested observer?

Keep in mind that I haven't done and don't do electronic scoring.


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