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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 16 - 11:43 AM

You know, surfing (surf riding) began with Polynesians seeking a way to send someone ashore without endangering everyone in a sea-going canoe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Mar 16 - 12:20 PM

Cool!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Mar 16 - 08:33 PM

I went whale-watching this morning. Got a great photo of a diving whale, but it was a fluke.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Mar 16 - 11:48 PM

Well, I understand, LH; but your spiritual explorations will not prosper in a matrix of fear. It is necessary to confront all universes with equanimity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Mar 16 - 12:17 PM

Nonsense, Amos! Fear can bring out the most creative faculties one might possess.


When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has glean'd my teeming brain,
Before high – piled books, in charact'ry,
Hold like rich garners the full-ripen'd grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starr'd face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And feel that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance;
And when I feel, fair creature of an hour!
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the faery power
Of unreflecting love;'then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think,
Till Love and Fame to nothingness do sink.

                      -- Li'l Johnny Keats


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Mar 16 - 01:23 PM

Fear is probably THE great impediment in life at every level of it, Amos. However, there is also preference. I don't "fear" the game of football, for example. I just don't prefer it to, for example, basketball or table tennis or soccer. My preference is for those, not for football. This might be because my physical type (small and lightly built) was never very well suited to playing football...or it might be something else, but I think it's perfectly reasonable that a person have preferences and have the right to be interested in one thing more than in another. Same goes for Paris Hilton. :) It's not that I fear her....I'm just not interested! I don't think we'd find much to talk about. And so on...

Now, as regards deep and cold water...again, Nature did not equip me with a physical body type that is well suited to those. I get cold too easily, and I don't have much buoyancy. I am going to die of exposure a lot faster in cold water than a person who has more meat on their bones. Accordingly, I seek out warmer environments. This is just sheer practicality and common sense on my part. An animal does the same thing...it seeks out an environment that suits its physical needs and limitations.

I have a buddy who loves the cold. He's like a polar bear. He suffers terribly in hot summer conditions, which I find ideal. Accordingly, he loves winter sports, and I avoid them. I love hot places, and he avoids them. It's not fear, it's mostly knowing what conditions suit you best, that's all.

(Though I will admit that I fear deep water, yes, and I know why. It has to do with some past traumatic incidents.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Mar 16 - 02:24 PM

Ah, so. Nothing like a few good drownings to teach one to avoid deep water. But preference is masterful in its delicate intent. I approve.

Rapp, fear in a dangerous moment is a rich emotional delight; but fear in the absence of danger is misplaced and adds to confusion and inability.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Mar 16 - 03:11 PM

I nearly lost my life five times in one three week stint in construction supervision on the coast of Labrador. Two of those because the idiot game warden that took us up Fraser Canyon on a fishing trip had neglected to keep his gas cans clean of settled 2-stroke oil. I was pissed. One was when a float plane pilot for Crash Airways (Labrador Airways) decided he needed to "chance it" before dark. I was pissed... I fell asleep as we taxied out into Nain Bay only to be wakened by a sudden sensation when the right pontoon went about 8' into salt water when he was turning back into the wind and I looked out to see to see the right wing-tip of the Otter in the water. FUCK!!!!! But... we caught some great Artic Char and Trout so it was fun.

Oh... then, on another one, I had to swim to a Beaver floatplane on a lake in La Belle Province because the fuckers in Wabush, Labrador flew us into a cabin that had been evacuated by a PQ government order due to a forest fire. They knew it would be empty and wanted to make $ on a cash deal. And it came so close, I had to swim! I was MORE than pissed. But, I got a story to tell out of it... and a fine story it is.

I have told the story of the whale in Nain in Mudcat before. Maybe not life threatening but, when you have doubts and piss your pants, kinda the same deal eh?

And I got more. But I have seldom put my own life in danger without good cause. Skydive? Yeah. Ride a surf board? Fuck that.

Far as I am concerned, Rap is the one here that has truly "put himself in peril". For that, I salute him.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Mar 16 - 12:12 PM

4:11 PM? Must be the meds.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 16 - 12:06 AM

Putting your life in danger isn't a big deal -- you do that every day just by living. Someday it will catch you. The trick is in living, not in the danger of so doing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Mar 16 - 12:40 AM

Well said, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Mar 16 - 05:16 PM

Well, well, well... I got a Facebook message request from Dale! Apparently, he is alive and not in jail. Unless they allow posts from mobile in lockup. It just said, "Hey buddy, it's me Dale." I didn't accept the message. Dale ain't my cup a tea, so to speak. LH knows of what I speak. Dale is Shane on steroids+. Ya got rednecks and ya got good ol boys. Then, there's Kent County good ol boy rednecks. Best ta keep clear a that there eh?

Dale... so tough ya could drive him inta rough ground. Brought up in the fly infested bog country of Kent County, new Brunswick. Last time I saw him, he was at my camp and wanted help with a moose. His arms were covered in blood beyond the elbows. I, for reasons I will not get into, declined by saying I had one hour to get home to tend to Mum as per my schedule and I left my camp (camp #3 in 6 camp cluster; Dale's camp was #6). I sold it a while later for reasons which included being a "neighbour" of Dale. Subsequently, NB DNR bulldozed Dale's camp for Game Law and Outfitter infractions. I told many stories about Dale and Del and Daisy in Mudcat. Only difference between Shane and Dale... Dale is real... and fuckin dangerous... scary! A lot more dangerous than Shane. I SEEN it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 23 Mar 16 - 08:31 PM

Good judgement to steer clear of unneeded troubles, good Gnu. Unlike some simians I could name.

Blessing on all in Mom's great hall
And those who dwell there with her.
The only thing that would add to joy
Is a billionairess sister.
A yacht of sleek, dynamic line
And a fine plce for to dock her!
And never a sight of bums like Shane
Or that Chongo mudderfocker.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 23 Mar 16 - 08:50 PM

Well the good thing is gnu, you now know how forgiving an Otter can be.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Mar 16 - 09:59 PM

Yeah, but a Beaver is an Otter thing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Mar 16 - 10:00 PM

Otters ain't the problem. It's bush pilots that figure, "I can make it." for whatever reason. Near bit it in Makkovik too. That was really scary. Overloaded. Even after dumping cargo back at the dock after nearly pitching in trying to take off, we flew at full flaps for an hour but couldn't get out of the canyon to go straight to Goose Bay... that costs FUEL! Plus, I had to clean up the vomit from two small children because, well, I am a gentleman and I wouldn't let the mother take off her seat belt to get to them as it was a bumpy ride and she was pregnant... very pregnant. Hand gestures only. They weren't too happy that a stranger was tending to them but the mother said something in Innu and they became as calm as kittens in an instant.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 Mar 16 - 12:19 PM

What amazing adventures you've had, gnu! I'm impressed that you are still alive, what with hanging around Dale, all those bush pilot trips, and so on. Dale sounds like one wild character, definitely worse than Shane, although they do share many of the same basic instincts, no doubt. But Shane is a town kid, has never gutted a moose, knows little or nothing about surviving in the bush, and just isn't anywhere near as dangerous as Dale. He'd like to be as dangerous as Dale, sure...but it ain't gonna happen. Strictly imagination on Shane's part.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Mar 16 - 07:07 PM

Yeah, LH. Wild bunch up there in tha back country. Camp #1 in the cluster was owned by some lads from eastern Kent County. They found a "patch" on the other side of the river. Drove all over it with their four wheelers on accounta them fellers didn't care fer that kinda farmin eh? There is an old ford near Camp #2 and that is where they crossed on there 4X4s. Well, when ya mow down a patch, ya get that there "smell" on yer tires and this here fellah what owned the patch and fed his family from the proceeds just followed the trail tracks like a hound dog and confronted them and demanded compensation which they just laughed at. Now, that's not a good idea iffin ya know anything about good ol Kent County Boys.

Next time they went across the ford, funny thing happened. They all got flat tires. Seems someone threw a bunch a smashed up beer bottles in tha river. They had a helluva time getting back ta camp. By the time they got back, the camp had a new name... Camp Charcoal.

Now... all that is just a story... just a rumour... fantasy. I made it all up just for a lark. For entertainment.

Just don't try to cross the ford in front of Camp #2 or in the shallows that are kitty-corner from Camp #6 unless you know where to go.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Mar 16 - 09:24 PM

Weren't nothin' compared to what happened down in the bottoms along the Mississippi some time back. Ya see, the effing bee eye had been eying a patch of some rope makin' material and finally decided to burn it all up. Right there on the spot.

So they cut it down, let it dry good, and put it into a big pile. Then with the help of a little scoutwater they lit 'er up.

Cops busted a half dozen fellers who were standin' downwind, tokin' on the smoke.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 16 - 12:12 PM

Then there was Bill "Billygar" or "Gar" Cramer, who got himself pretty well messed up in WWI. Gassed, shell shock, wounded, all that. When Gar came back the US was dry and his thirst wasn't. So he made hisself a houseboat and a still. Tied the boat up to Bay Island, like the others did, and caught and sold fish, trapped some muskrat, poach...er, shot...some deer or squirrels or rabbits. Anyway, one day ol' Gar was burned by a fur buyer. Gar had fifty 'rat pelts and the buyer owed him ten bucks but stiffed him. That feller is probably still around somewhere, if the turtles left anything.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 16 - 05:34 PM

Hey, folks! Here's some light reading for a Spring day:

First-Line Trastuzumab Plus Epirubicin and Cyclophosphamide Therapy in Patients With Human Epidermal Growth Factor Receptor 2–Positive Metastatic Breast Cancer: Cardiac Safety and Efficacy Data From the Herceptin, Cyclophosphamide, and Epirubicin (HERCULES) Trial.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Mar 16 - 06:49 PM

Thoughts and prayers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 Mar 16 - 07:38 PM

LEt's hear for good old Metastasis. Hi-yi-yippee-ki-yi!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 25 Mar 16 - 10:24 PM

I do not beleeve any of yer flippin' crasey storeys, Rap! You are makin' them all up, eh? Not a flippin' word of truth in even one of them! You lie like a flippin' rug, eh? I seen worse lyers than you mabye...but not in a flippin' long time! If you think this will get you girls I think you are wrong, eh? They can see right throo you, man.

- Shane


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Mar 16 - 10:31 PM

Shame, I been married longer than you've been alive, if you call whatever that is you do living. Before I was married, well, I don't brag but there are more than a few women who sigh in fond remembrance when they think of me and get all melty inside. But you wouldn't know about that sort of thing.

Tell me though: is it true what they say about ex-cons like you? Is that why you've given up on women? Officer J. has been transferred, I understand, and you're left with your right -- is that correct?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 10:48 AM

That's Officer D, Rapp, not J. Dana. Remember?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 11:56 AM

Wow, did I miss some great stories this week.

And my best to both Rap and Pat.

All winter if felt like an early spring, so now that spring is here, it feels like a late winter. Gotta love an El Niño year.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 01:04 PM

A truly SHOCKING development, people! Shane tried to post today to answer Rapparee, and found that he had been blocked from the forum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is furious about it! He can no longer talk directly to his friends...and enemies....here, because he has to be a member of Mudcat Cafe now to post in the non-music section. As for the music section, well, who knows? It's been a long time since Shane has posted there, because there are very few Ozzy fans on this site, so why bother?

Does this mean that Shane can never speak directly here again, but only through a 3rd party, such as myself?

If so, it is the END OF AN ERA! Just one more sign of the perilous and increasingly Orwellian times we live in, when the powers that be can monitor all your cellphone conversations, your credit card transactions, read your email, track your online activities, and probably record each time you break wind and for how long....

Let us all bow our heads in a moment of silent prayer as we remember, sadly, the last time Shane ever posted on this forum...it happened yesterday at 25 Mar 16 - 10:24 PM. And he said:


"I do not beleeve any of yer flippin' crasey storeys, Rap! You are makin' them all up, eh? Not a flippin' word of truth in even one of them! You lie like a flippin' rug, eh? I seen worse lyers than you mabye...but not in a flippin' long time! If you think this will get you girls I think you are wrong, eh? They can see right throo you, man.

- Shane"

And that will be remembered, yes, for generations to come, as the last time Shane actually spoke on Mudcat Cafe. People are in tears all over northern Ontario as I post this. The world we once knew and depended upon is (sob!) gone forever!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 01:30 PM

GLORIOUS weather. In like a lamb, out like a lamb this year. I am LOVIN IT! I hope we have a long spring and a moderate summer like we did last year. Of course, with the snow cover (WAY down from last year), well, we shall see.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 01:35 PM

What is the MATTER with you? Don't you realize the world just ended?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 01:42 PM

Well, LH, Max, and many, many, others, said "please" to the trolls for years and got pissed on. I think I am gonna like the upgrade.

As for fictional characters posting, I understand all of your angsts but you'll get used to it. I recall seldom posting as Dale or Del or Daisy or... I always told tales, many, perhaps even, most of which were true absolutely true.

I recall posting as Dale from gnu's computer (the story of him breaking into my house) but my prose was "in setting". I am sure you will overcome.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 02:06 PM

That'll teach that stupid fool to break into the Public Library to use their computers to post here! He'll have to sign up as a member, which in his case he hasn't got!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 02:08 PM

Oh, you are SO lacking in compassion! Poor Shane. He must feel so rejected.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 03:08 PM

I am sure the reject is used to it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 03:33 PM

Well, he does experience it pretty frequently.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 03:48 PM

And then there's Chongx, who's now shacked up with Bad Penny in her stately ancestral home in Blighty. Without MC support he can't even continue to run himself ragged!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 03:58 PM

He's a celebrity on Facebook, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 04:27 PM

I don't see any mention of Shane here.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 04:52 PM

So is Da Donald.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 04:54 PM

No, they don't mention Shane, do they? Gosh, I wonder why? Heh! Heh! It might be because of the 30 or so stolen snowmobiles he has put in the bottom of the lake. It might be due to his public drunkenness and his many mindless acts of property destruction. It might be because he has embarrassed the community in countless ways, and failed to make any positive contribution. It might be his personal hygiene problem. It might be many things like that.

But what a great website, eh? Doesn't it make you long to go to Blind River ASAP? And if you do...you might be lucky enough to meet Shane outside the Tim Horton's or the Iron Horse, and he'll try to bum a smoke off you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Mar 16 - 09:01 PM

More likely rummaging through dump or dumpster diving behind Tim's.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 27 Mar 16 - 12:04 PM

An easy fix--let Shane take out a membership. An average donation of $100/year, say, to the Mudcat Maintenance fund should cinch it. And then his brother Dale could do so, and also Corridus, Chongo, Penny Frigidity Incarnate, Lady Whatnot, and that Cosmic Overlord character. Let's see--seven or eight memberships, still a boggain for Mister Hawk at less than a grand a year for his unlimited funsies. And besides, once you start paying their way they become dependents, just like wee babbies, and can be written off on your income taxes! Just like sprats! And often begun in a similar gleeful whirlwind of irresistible sensory overwhelm, I might add.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 27 Mar 16 - 08:20 PM

My dogs had started pestering me about wanting to post to MOAB. I put them off with excuses, but now I can simply tell them that Joe won't give pit bulls or Labrador Retrievers accounts here. Poppy doesn't care for the Internet, so didn't ask to start posting.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 27 Mar 16 - 08:27 PM

Shame, really. They could certainly top some of the drivel and snipe at Mudcat BS. Oh well, perhaps the new rule will stifle some of it but I fear the majority of the troll BS will continue and afflict the mods on a regular basis. Sigh.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 12:16 AM

Shhhhh! Don't say that, don't even put it out there!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 08:38 AM

I'M going to change my name to Martin Gibson! Or Claymore!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 09:16 AM

That's an amusing idea you have there, Amos...but it's a tad expensive, and you know that Shane could better use that $100 to buy cigarettes. Penelope, on the other hand, could easily afford to fund the entire website...but would she? I think not, specially after being referred to as "frigidity incarnate"! Ah, well....(sigh), another opportunity blown there by your hasty and ill-considered remarks. And Corridus? A plucky little rodent to be sure, and he may yet emerge from his cryogenic sleep to embark on great new adventures.

But the Cosmic Overlord? Amos, that is not one of my characters. I have no idea who came up with the Cosmic Overlord, but it was not me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 12:19 PM

Oh, deny Him twice more, thou villain! :D ANyway, I think imaginary characters ought to have paying subscriptions to compensate the site for the dalliance of their assorted authors.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 01:05 PM

If I say even ONCE that the Cosmic Overlord or any other such fictional character is NOT a character that I created, that settles it, you feckless poltroon! I don't have any problem owning up to the characters that are mine, because I'm proud of all of them, but I will NOT take the rap for other people's fictional characters that I had nothing to do with, so go piss up a rope if you can't accept that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Mar 16 - 04:06 PM

Tsk, tsk, Hawkster! Don't be touchy. The deny him twice more jape was merely an invocation of Christian mythology, intended as spice for the mix, not as a slur on your sterling character. You may go date Paris Hilton as amends.


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