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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

keberoxu 06 Jun 17 - 06:39 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 06 Jun 17 - 07:51 PM
Rapparee 06 Jun 17 - 10:58 PM
Acme 07 Jun 17 - 12:21 AM
Rapparee 07 Jun 17 - 10:02 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 07 Jun 17 - 01:06 PM
Rapparee 07 Jun 17 - 10:53 PM
Acme 08 Jun 17 - 07:31 PM
Rapparee 08 Jun 17 - 11:01 PM
Rapparee 09 Jun 17 - 10:03 PM
Amos 09 Jun 17 - 10:30 PM
Rapparee 09 Jun 17 - 10:47 PM
Rapparee 10 Jun 17 - 10:25 AM
Acme 10 Jun 17 - 10:56 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 10 Jun 17 - 12:27 PM
Rapparee 10 Jun 17 - 09:30 PM
Acme 11 Jun 17 - 11:37 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 11 Jun 17 - 12:00 PM
Rapparee 11 Jun 17 - 10:52 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 12 Jun 17 - 09:33 AM
Rapparee 12 Jun 17 - 10:16 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 06 Jun 17 - 06:39 PM

Well,
while the Imperious Rapturous Rapparee Rex is motivating the recruits,
and the dates cited begin in July,
perhaps the solstice would be an opportune time for a

MIDSUMMER MUDCAT TAVERN 2017?   

No such thread has been started -- just a suggestion.
The recruits have to spend June doing something
besides fighting the filthy flies (national month thereof),
and those of us who are hors de combat
might want to give them a right old send-off.

What do you think?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jun 17 - 07:51 PM

As a non-drinker, I do not participate in Mudcat Tavern threads. It's a bit silly for someone who has not had a drink for 27 years to pretend to do so in imaginary on-line watering holes featuring Jello pits and giant squid. However, please feel free to start such a thread if you desire.

Or start a Mudcat Coffee Shop thread. No guarantee I'll participate in that one either. Seems like most coffee shops have followed Starbucks' lead in making their coffee strong enough to lift a Toyota. Keep the coffee potable and the prices reasonable and I'll think about it. Maybe.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Jun 17 - 10:58 PM

If you want to eat MREs, fine. The menu items I provided was only an example, and menus promise quality varying from the damned near inedible to
something a bit more so.

As for the uniforms and the chinstraps, that is a picture of the Legion Parade Guard, a group of strange people chosen for their extermely obsessive-compulsive ways. They are let out only for parades, and thus allow the real Legion members to get on about the business of defending Earth. I mean, would YOU want one of those with you when you are fighting for your planet's life, not to mention your own?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 07 Jun 17 - 12:21 AM

I don't drink coffee, I'm a tea drinker. But not a teetotaler. Go figure.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 17 - 10:02 AM

Teetotalers can join the defense of Earth. Teas available range from Tieguanyin to Tetley's. Coffees range from Jamaica Blue Mountain to Folger's coffee bags to stuff left over the WWII C-rations to "Coffee Essence" from the US Civil War.

Alcoholic beverages (should anyone want such during off-duty hours, of course) include, but are not limited to, Old Granddad, Macallan 40 Year Old Sherry Cask Highland Single Malt Scotch, Bookers, Midleton Dair Ghaelach, and 2011 10 year old Loch Dhu. Your pick, and the distillers have donated their wares for the defense of Earth.

The recruiting office is open. We suggest enlistment, as a draft is next, and then the press gangs go to work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 07 Jun 17 - 01:06 PM

I think I've solved the "vegetarian taco pasta" mystery. Forget the "vegetarian" part. It's irrelevant. Almost anything can be made meatless (except meat). The mysterious part is the "taco pasta". I bet it's just pasta with a Mexican-tasting sauce instead of Italian-tasting. Ergo, taco pasta. Tastes like a taco. Looks like spaghetti.

However, having deciphered the term's meaning does not mean I would want to eat it. My enlistment in The Legion is contingent upon an ironclad guarantee that I will not be compelled to eat vegetarian taco pasta under any circumstances short of "Eat this shit or you'll die of starvation. It's the last thing in the MRE package. You already ate the toilet paper and the wet-wipe."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 07 Jun 17 - 10:53 PM

Unlike other military, paramilitary, or quasi-military organizations, you get to choose from a daily menu. If you wish something that's not on the menu (and it's quite extensive) you can request something else and it will be prepared for you, to any specifications you request. For instance, surf-and-turf from grass-fed, free range cattle and fresh lobster from the cold waters of coastal Maine and the Canadian Maritimes are always a favorite when partnered with a 1988 Pol Roger Sir Winston Churchill, with a simple creme brulee and a good sherry or port for dessert. Here are examples from today's dinner menu:

A selection of Aged Cheddar Cheese, Smoked Gouda, and Soft Brie with Dried Fruits, Nuts, and Toasted Rounds

Peanut Soup

A salad of a Wedge of Baby Boston Bib Lettuce, served with Toasted Almonds, Grapes, Red Onions, Goat Cheese, and drizzled with Herb Champagne Vinaigrette

Maple and whiskey-brined Pork Chop with a Grain-mustard Glaze and Sauce served with Mashed Potatoes and Haricot Vert Green Beans

Roasted Meadow Mushrooms with Balsamic Reduction, served with Blended Wild Rice Vegetables

Oyster-stuffed and Bacon-wrapped Beef Tenderloin with Claret Sauce, Vegetables and Roasted Fingerling Potatoes


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Jun 17 - 07:31 PM

This week I'm listening to Julia Child's My Life In France during my drive to and from work. It is making me very hungry.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Jun 17 - 11:01 PM

Julia Child was one of the original chefs du Legion.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 17 - 10:03 PM

Poor Mom was in a deep depression, but my counseling pulled her out of it. Now she's
hopping around and dancing as she was taught (not like she used to do to get through college).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Jun 17 - 10:30 PM

It seems a shame and I hate to do it, but I have to set the record straight: Rapparree has not been authorized to start recruitment actions on his own, and in fact was specifically prohibited from doing so after a very unsuccessful misadventure a year sgo. An experiment he dreamed up which resulted in the Corps being inundated with left-handed Slobovian vegans suffering from myopia and restless leg syndrome. There were hundreds of them, lining up restlessly, wanting to sign on to ensure they would be regularly fed their peculiar diet of kale trimmings and dark leafy green sauces. It was a logistic catastrophe which set the strategic planning of the Corps back sixteen months.

Just sayin'.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Jun 17 - 10:47 PM

See if you get your enlistment bonus, Amos! It will be sent to the Aid to Lower Slobovian Veterans of the Great Sun Shutdown War (ALSVGSSW). Like you, many of them suffer from nyctophobia and yet they have and will fight those who would shut off our Sun. Unlike you many also suffer from heliophobia, causing them to shun "the limelight" and although many are also wonderful singers and performers on the Slobovian Pyrophone without equal anywhere, they do not perform in public as they also suffer the enochlophobia. Your enlistment bonus, "The Earth's Shilling" as it is called, will be used to help these veterans have a full and meaningful like.

YOU will still have to report and serve!

I probably didn't mention that there's also now a draft....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 17 - 10:25 AM

PEOPLE OF EARTH!
a/k/a People of Terra


Greetings from Earth's Defen(c/s)e Forces (Forces de Défense de la Terre, Die Verteidigungskräfte der Erde, Fuerzas de Defensa de la Tierra, 地球防禦力量, Силы обороны Земли, Vörnarsveitir jarđarinnar, Óglaigh na hÉireann Domhain, Talmhainn Děon Feachdan, Lluoedd Amddiffyn Ddaear, 地球の防衛軍, 지구의 방위군, et al.)

Oh dear, we've run out of time. Just assume you're going to be drafted, okay?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Jun 17 - 10:56 AM

Hell, NO! We Won't Go!

One of those useful lines from the 1960s that comes to mind.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Jun 17 - 12:27 PM

There's really no need for a draft, or even a mass mobilization. Since the invaders' goal is to turn off the sun, Earth could be more effectively defended by elite forces trained to defend the switch and the power cord.

Of course, that power cord is 93 million miles long. If every able-bodied adult human on the planet were to be drafted, that would provide a defensive force of roughly 40 defenders per mile of power cord, or one every 132 feet. And that's assuming they're all awake at the same time. Pretty slim coverage there....

I take back what I said about a draft not being necessary. Not only do we need to draft every available human, but we need to draft all the dogs and cats as well. Let's just see those invaders try to snip the power cord where it's being guarded by a vicious Shih Tzu!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Jun 17 - 09:30 PM

Earth Statutes 10.342, Chap. 47, ¶81, §25B: Anyone failing to assist in the defense of the Sun shall be deprived of the benefits of said Sun for a period of no less that thirty (30) days and no more than thirty (30) years, as measured by the rotation of the Earth (a/k/a Terra, et al.) and shall be fined as much as the market shall bear and more, and bear all the costs of the prosecution of said individual or individuals, and said individual or individuals shall spend much time looking like this.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 11 Jun 17 - 11:37 AM

Get smart, train rodents and cockroaches to protect that power cord. There are a gazillion more of them and they're perfectly suited to the work.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 11 Jun 17 - 12:00 PM

Acme, rodents have been known to chew through power cords. If we're going to leave power cord sentry duty up to "lower" life forms, it'd probably be better to go with frogs. They only have lips. And they come equipped with sticky tongues with which to ensnare the invading hordes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 17 - 10:52 PM

On August 29, 1945, 250,000 pounds of explosives (that's a lot!) exploded outside the town of Arco, Idaho. Frogs in the Lost River wetlands had "lipped" power cables in the Naval Proving Ground and caused "the largest non-nuclear explosion" in history.

No frogs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 09:33 AM

The frogs that caused that explosion were not typical frogs. They were super-ultra top-secret weaponized bullfrogs with bionic jaws which had escaped from a research lab. The alterations made to them were not genetic in nature, so they were not passed down to subsequent generations. There is nothing to fear from using frogs to patrol the trans-space power cord.


By they way, did you know that Arco, Idaho was originally known as Root Hog, Idaho?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 10:16 AM

Yes. A nuclear submarine,USS Hawkbill, SS666, tried to surface there. Obviously it didn't succeed, and the city (city?) put a cement border around the conning tower. The crew did manage to escape but the Captain stayed with his ship.

The Captain, it is said, received orders to report to the Naval Reactors Facility outside of Arco and he was so excited he tried to "drive" there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 11:03 AM

Yes, Arco is a city by Idaho (and other western state) standards. There is a little-known federal law requiring that each state designate at least one inhabited area per five thousand square miles as a "city", regardless of its population. In some parts of Wyoming, individual shacks owned by grizzled old prospectors are considered cities.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 12:07 PM

I think you'll find the post office is one of the bossiest agencies around when it comes to names and designations. For example, there used to be an intersection in Arizona between Ajo and Tucson, where you could head south to go to Organ Pipe National Monument or cross over into Sonoyta, Mexico. That was a "Y" in the road. The post office finally got serious and the town is now "Why, AZ." There were many snowbirds wanting to park their RVs in the vast open private campgrounds and they wanted to receive mail.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 12:08 PM

That's (preposterous) entertainment

A clown with his pants falling down
Or the chief who tweets for relief
Or the show where the fired would go
That's entertainment!
The lights on the wife in tight tights
Or the bribe that the White House can't hide
Or the war that the Navy ignores
That's entertainment!
The plot that is hot grabbing for sex
A President who is suing his ex
Could it be a Narcissus Rex
Trump picks a Nazi and envies Bill Cosby
The clerk who is thrown out of work
By the boss who is thrown for a loss
By the skirt who is doing him dirt
The world is a stage; the stage is a world of entertainment!
It might be a fight like you see on the screen
A wussy grabs pussy then insults the queen
Some great Shakespearean scene
Where everyone cries over incredible lies
Hip hip hooray! Its the American way
The world is a stage; the stage is a world of entertainment!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 01:06 PM

There's a town in Mississippi called Hot Coffee, so named because someone built a store at a crossroads and put up a large sign advertising (drum roll, please) hot coffee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Charley Noble
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 09:40 PM

I'm assuming this will be the last live thread on Mudcat but most likely someone has already predicted that.

Charlie Ipcar


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 10:04 PM

The MOAB will not die until they take the mouse from my cold dead hand.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 10:21 PM

Hey, Charlie! Welcome! Sorry I can't make Getaway this year, but I'm going to Iceland. Maybe Skarpi will come to Maryland.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 17 - 10:12 AM

I have of late—but wherefore I know not—lost all my mirth,
Forgone all custom of exercises,
And indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition
That this goodly frame, the earth,
Seems to me a sterile promontory;
This most excellent canopy, the air—
Look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament,
This majestical roof fretted with golden fire—
Why, it appears no other thing to me
Than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors.
What a piece of work is a man!
How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty!
In form and moving how express and admirable!
In action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god!
The beauty of the world.
The paragon of animals.
And yet, to me,
What is this quintessence of dust?

Our revels now are ended. These our actors,
As I foretold you, were all spirits and
Are melted into air, into thin air:
And, like the baseless fabric of this vision,
The cloud-capp'd towers, the gorgeous palaces,
The solemn temples, the great globe itself,
Yea, all which it inherit, shall dissolve
And, like this insubstantial pageant faded,
Leave not a rack behind. We are such stuff
As dreams are made on, and our little life
Is rounded with a sleep.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 13 Jun 17 - 04:19 PM

hmmmm... so Prospero is off to the sun himself?

Maybe the Mudcat Midsummer Tavern could be for the draft dodgers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 17 - 09:08 PM

Hmmm....draft dodgers.....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Jun 17 - 09:31 PM

I have a Draft Dodger. He keeps cold air from blowing under the door in the winter. Since I live in Florida, he only gets used about ten nights per year. Pretty cushy job for a stuffed critter. All the Teddy bears that belong to sadistic little children are so jealous. "You're twenty years old and nobody's even pulled your tongue off yet?"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Jun 17 - 10:43 PM

Eternal vigilance is the cost of freedom from stolen thought. Rapparree's last post was lifted whole from Shakespeare. Hamlet .   Act 2, Scene 2.

Rapparree will now begin losing sleep awaiting a knock on his door...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 17 - 09:45 AM

Rapparree's last post was lifted whole from Shakespeare. Hamlet .   Act 2, Scene 2.

BULLPOOP! It was also lifted from The Tempest, Act 4, Scene 1.

But I must say,

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Amos is but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. He is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


And you can quote ME.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 14 Jun 17 - 11:58 AM

Time is simultaneous and 3 D. p-p-f

The last could easily be first and still have an active future.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 17 - 01:38 PM

I apologize for the misuse of italics in my last post.

Fixed by a mudelf who is accustomed to the VERY heavy lifting involved in repairs at the MOAB.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jun 17 - 01:57 PM

Quoting The Bard is not usually considered plagiarism, since most reasonably educated people recognize the quotation's source without having to be told.

Only the exceedingly ill-bred would confuse one of Hamlet's soliloquies with anything original to M Rapparee.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 17 - 04:39 PM

Shut, shut the door, good Bee-Dub'! fatigu'd, I said,
Tie up the knocker, say I'm sick, I'm dead.
The dog-star rages! nay 'tis past a doubt,
All Bedlam, or Parnassus, is let out:
Fire in each eye, and papers in each hand,
They rave, recite, and madden round the land.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jun 17 - 07:50 PM

To clarify:

Quoting seminal passages of Shakespeare sans attribution is okay. Pope, not so much. All immortals are not created equal.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Jun 17 - 08:55 PM

Good one!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 17 - 09:05 PM

I have a papal dispensation.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 14 Jun 17 - 09:19 PM

I hope that clears up soon, Rap.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 17 - 08:49 AM

The time is not remote, when I
Must by the course of nature die;
When I foresee my special friends
Will try to find their private ends:
Tho' it is hardly understood
Which way my death can do them good,
Yet thus, methinks, I hear 'em speak:
'See, how old Rap begins to break!
Poor gentleman, he droops apace!
You plainly find it in his face.
That old vertigo in his head
Will never leave him till he's dead.
Besides, his memory decays:
He recollects not what he says;
He cannot call his friends to mind:
Forgets the place where last he din'd;
Plies you with stories o'er and o'er;
He told them fifty times before.
How does he fancy we can sit
To hear his out-of-fashion'd wit?
But he takes up with younger folks,
Who for his wine will bear his jokes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jun 17 - 10:18 PM

To the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General"

Rap is the very model of an unrepentant plagiarist
He steals from poets, playwrights, men of letters and anthologists
His posts are often borrowed and they lack originality
It surely is a symptom of a disturbed personality
He steals from Shakespeare, Pope, and Swift and does so with impunity
His lack of attribution is a blight on our community
It's not that he is ignorant, he worked as a librarian
He really does know better, but he must play the contrarian
He has been warned repeatedly, yet in this crime he does persist
Rap is the very model of an unrepentant plagiarist


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jun 17 - 09:41 AM

Bless those little MOABites
    That should have gone to school;
Blessed be the MOABites
    That obey the golden rule.
MOABites, love your betters,
    For they have cared for you;
When you were little infants
    They watched and prayed for you.

Love your little thread-mates,
    Be gentle in your play,
Be kind to your betters,
    And their commands obey.

Oh! then you will be happy
    In the world that seems so trite,
For then your friends will love you
    Forever, MOABites.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jun 17 - 02:23 PM

Beware the purple carrot.
Carrots in the US are orange and can tan you up with high quantities of carotene. I bought a bag of frozen mixed colored carrots. Each color yellow etc. did not amount to one large carrot. I used them for stews and casseroles. The scant few slices of the blue carrots actually dyed any added meat to a deathly blue color. Now I know why we don't grow many blue carrots anymore. I knew a girl that ate mostly free mangos off the trees in Maui for 2 years. She turned orange. If you are fair, beware the blue carrot.

At least plagiarists exhibit good taste. I'm thinking of Melania.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jun 17 - 02:34 PM

Rap, speak and break appear to rhyme to the AI autopoet 6000
but not to me. Upgrade to the 7000.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 16 Jun 17 - 02:38 PM

If there is a Midsummer Mudcat Tavern, I can't be there, because I have been summoned to show up in a group regarding jury duty. When we will discover whether we will get through Voir Dire and then be seated, or not. Will let you know what transpires.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 16 Jun 17 - 05:52 PM

Why do they call it Midsummer when it actually marks the beginning of summer? Midsummer should be the point midway between the first and last days of summer, which is August 4th. I shall defer my celebration until then.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Jun 17 - 08:13 PM

Let us know if the secret grand jury believes the collusion is real.


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