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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 19 Apr 05 - 02:58 PM
Rapparee 19 Apr 05 - 04:08 PM
Amos 19 Apr 05 - 04:51 PM
rumanci 19 Apr 05 - 04:58 PM
Rapparee 19 Apr 05 - 05:23 PM
rumanci 19 Apr 05 - 05:26 PM
Rapparee 19 Apr 05 - 06:17 PM
rumanci 19 Apr 05 - 06:23 PM
Acme 19 Apr 05 - 06:48 PM
Amos 19 Apr 05 - 07:51 PM
rumanci 19 Apr 05 - 07:54 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 19 Apr 05 - 09:03 PM
Rapparee 19 Apr 05 - 09:24 PM
GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell 19 Apr 05 - 11:11 PM
GUEST,MMario 20 Apr 05 - 08:39 AM
Amos 20 Apr 05 - 09:23 AM
Acme 20 Apr 05 - 10:13 AM
Amos 20 Apr 05 - 10:56 AM
Amos 20 Apr 05 - 11:05 AM
GUEST,MMario 20 Apr 05 - 12:18 PM
Rapparee 20 Apr 05 - 12:38 PM
GUEST,Poop Crapslinger 1˝ 20 Apr 05 - 02:01 PM
Amos 20 Apr 05 - 06:06 PM
Rapparee 20 Apr 05 - 06:10 PM
Rapparee 20 Apr 05 - 06:42 PM
GUEST,Amos 20 Apr 05 - 07:26 PM
rumanci 20 Apr 05 - 07:53 PM
GUEST,Peter Woodruff 20 Apr 05 - 08:11 PM
GUEST,Rapaire 20 Apr 05 - 09:41 PM
GUEST,Amos 20 Apr 05 - 09:57 PM
GUEST,Poop Crapslinger 1˝ 20 Apr 05 - 10:16 PM
Acme 20 Apr 05 - 10:52 PM
GUEST,Poop Crapslinger 1˝ 20 Apr 05 - 11:13 PM
Amos 20 Apr 05 - 11:29 PM
GUEST,Rapaire 21 Apr 05 - 08:46 AM
GUEST,MMario 21 Apr 05 - 10:21 AM
GUEST,Amos 21 Apr 05 - 10:45 AM
GUEST,MMario 21 Apr 05 - 10:50 AM
GUEST,Rapaire, or, He Who Must Not Be Named 21 Apr 05 - 11:25 AM
GUEST,MMario 21 Apr 05 - 11:44 AM
Rapparee 21 Apr 05 - 12:04 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 02:58 PM

I know I am in deep doodoo when I am tempted to review this entire thread. Devil finds work for idle hands, they do say!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 04:08 PM

You will find it in a publication called "Brillig," which was published at Quincy College, Quincy, Illinois, in 1965. It was a single-issue magazine of poetry, so no citation is needed to date of publication. The poem (such as it is) was published without attribution, but I can now announce, formally and publicly, that I wrote it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 04:51 PM

Devil trickster, thou!! I might have known you would have a penchant for both tomfoolery and soft silent bottoms at a young age!!

Still, it has talent in it.

So I will take a turn wearing the sheepish raiment, devil-doggerel man!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 04:58 PM

Won't you be fleecily recognised Amos ?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 05:23 PM

You needn't dip to shear self-abaaaaaaaaaaaaasement, Amos. The publication isn't on the web, and you certainly haven't done a half-baaaaaaaaaaaaad job of finding things.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 05:26 PM

oh ewe are a one Rap ! - that's really ramming the point home
;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 06:17 PM

Well, Amos is shy and shofor hasn't tooted his own horn much.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 06:23 PM

hmmmmmm
I wool be amazed if these flocking digs don't bring him out !
:-D


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 06:48 PM

They'll not only bring him out, he'll cook us all a meal of his favorite east* (*waaay east) of the border foods, chamois chongas.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 07:51 PM

Camois Chongas? Sounds like a dance craze!! As for ram's horns, and the walls they bring down, I am thinking of taking temporary employment driving a bevy of lovely rich Jewish widows around for pay. I understand they make a celebration out of blowing the chofer.

Now I AM sheepish -- aren't ewe?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 07:54 PM

Bleating hell !!   
the wether must have changed for the better


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 09:03 PM

The Catholics have elected their new Pope, but we MOABites have made no progress toward electing a new Poop! The Reform School of Dickybirds must be convened immediately and locked away in a room at a Motel 6 in Scranton, where they will cast ballots on sheets of toilet paper until they either elect a new Poop or decide to have a circle jerk instead, whichever comes first.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 09:24 PM

I nominate Bee-dubya-ell for Poop. He's got about as much of Poopishness as anyone else around here.

I suggest the names Poop Libertine I or Poop Hilarity I.

White smoke...do I see white smoke? Pote est ut uno Poopius Maximus habemus?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 19 Apr 05 - 11:11 PM

I, accept Dickybird Rapaire's nomination. If elected, I shall call myself "Poop Crapslinger 1˝". No need to burn the ballots. Just put 'em in the compost pile.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 08:39 AM

well - looks like MOAB now has a king and a poop. So we can now have power struggles between church and State - and the unwashed masses (and the washed masses for that matter) can rise in rebellion!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 09:23 AM

Well, Poopa, what is your position on orthodoxy of the BS faith? Enquiring minds want to know!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 10:13 AM

We can also have a Prime Minister if we want, too. Look at all of the overkill in some of the British lands (the UK). The can't get enough of these various heads of state (thus creating a Hydra-headed monster, but hey, THAT'S what the MOAB needs!)

Who should be in charge of our prime [ad]minister[ations] tasks?

If MMario sought this position, I daresay he'd have it all knit up in a jiffy. Or Amos might rattle of a timely fresh ditty to persuade our MOAB votes. Eh?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 10:56 AM

The old story says that a man was strolling down a country road with Satan, conversing about life and the Universe and all, and way up ahead they saw someone who might have been BWL bend down to pick something up from the roadside.

Satan started chuckling mightily at this, and his companion's curiosity was piqued thereby. So he asked the Prince of Darkness what was so goddamned funny, so to speak.

"That man down the road there, who just picked something up? He has discovered True B.S.!!!" laughed Satan.

"Why should that make you laugh, Satan? Seems to me your time on Earth is curtailed to the degree humans discover True BS -- it would make everything you do so obvious and transparent!"

Satan chortled, "Because I'M going to help him organize it!!"




I dinna think we can support top-heavy management in the MOAB. If nominated, I will not run, if elected, not serve, and if drafted, will not do well.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 11:05 AM

AN OCEAN OF QUARKS. Nuclear physicists have now demonstrated that
the material essence of the universe at a time mere microseconds
after the big bang consists of a ubiquitous quark-gluon liquid.
This huge insight comes from an experiment carried out over the past
five years at the Relativistic Heavy Ion Collider (RHIC), the giant
crusher of nuclei located at Brookhaven National Lab, where
scientists have created a toy version of the cosmos amid high-energy
collisions. RHIC is of course not a telescope pointed at the sky
but an underground accelerator on Long Island; it is, nevertheless,
in effect, a precision cosmology instrument for viewing a very early
portion of the universe, a wild era long before the time of the
first atoms (which formed about 400,000 years after the big bang),
before the first compound nuclei such as helium (about a minute
after the big bang), before even the time when protons are thought
to have formed into stable entities (ten microseconds).

...

...Brookhaven physicist Samuel Aronson said that having established the
quark-gluon-liquid nature of the pre-protonic universe, RHIC
expected to plumb the liquid's properties, such as its heat capacity
and its reaction to shock waves. The liquid is dense but seems to
flow with very little viscosity. It flows so freely that it
approximates an ideal, or perfect, fluid, the kind governed by the
standard laws of hydrodynamics. At least in its flow properties the
quark liquid is therefore a classical liquid and should not be
confused with a superfluid, whose flow properties (including zero
viscosity) are dictated by quantum mechanics.

One of the reasons for RHIC's previous hesitancy in delivering a
definitive pronouncement was concern over the issue of whether the
observed nuclear liquid was composed of truly deconfined quarks and
gluons or of quarks confined within hadrons, or maybe even a mixture
of quarks and hadrons. According to William Zajc (Columbia Univ.
and spokesperson for the PHENIX detector group at RHIC), the
patterns of particles flying out of the fireball, including
preliminary data on heavier, charm-quark-containing particles such
as D mesons, support the quark liquid picture.

To summarize, the main stories here are (1) that based on the
evidence of the RHIC data, the universe in the microsecond era would
seem to consist of a novel liquid of quarks and gluons; (2) that
RHIC has reproduced small fragments of this early phase of the
universe for detailed study; and (3) that these results are vouched
for by all four RHIC groups. If there had been delays in making an
announcement of the results or if the exact nomenclature for the
novel nuclear matter had been left unsettled, the RHIC physicists at
the press conference seemed more interested in pursuing their new
kind of experimental science---a sort of fluid-dynamical cosmology.

(All four groups are also concurrently publishing "white paper"
summaries of their work in the journal Nuclear Physics A. Preprints
are available as follows: BRAHMS,
http://arxiv.org/abs/nucl-ex/0410020 ; PHENIX,
http://arxiv.org/abs/nucl-ex/0410003 ; PHOBOS,
http://arxiv.org/abs/nucl-ex/0410022 ; and STAR,
http://arxiv.org/abs/nucl-ex/0501009)

(From the AIP Bulletin of Phsyics News #728, 4-20-05)




Well, there you have it. Given the parallelism inherent between the physical universe and the spiritual/BS universe, it is clear that pre-memetic BS must have similarly been a perfect liquid, a mix of dissonant half-formed memes and cognitive disasters seeking equilibrium, but too highly energized and chaotic to achieve it.

This of course is something any farm boy learns the hard way.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 12:18 PM

Obviously that was before the universe got enough roughage in its diet


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 12:38 PM

And it's Gluon in the stretch, with Quark neck-and-neck as they come into the final turn....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Poop Crapslinger 1˝
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 02:01 PM

What do you get if you cross a duck and a dog?

I don't know, but it goes "Quark! Quark!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 06:06 PM

I suggest we adopt such an animal, a cross between a duck and perhaps an Airedale, name it Gluon, and have it be...oh, ther ehe is!! Glun, welcome to MOAB. Sit. Spea!


"QUARK! QUARK!!"

Good dog, Gluon!! pad your little webby feet over here and get a treat! Look what I got you!! Radicals!! Aren't they DELICIOUS!!??

"QUARK!!"


Yes, I agree, Gluon, this is a very interesting place, and now that you're here....OH!!! BAAAAAAD GLUON....where's my newspaper....NO pee on the MOAB floor, Gluon!! BAD!!

Huh?? It's gone!!

Amazing. Gluon has invoked the Uncertainty Principal to re-cast a past event from P into anti-P!!! I'll be damned.... This bears scientific observation. I wonder if he can play chess...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 06:10 PM

Poop Crapslinger 1.5: Bishop of Bisque, Vicar of Khandu, Successor of Tweed, Supreme Artifact of the Universal BS, Patriarch of the Southeast, Primate of Floribama, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Swamps, Sovereign of the State of the Panama City, Servant of the Servants of MOAB.

Kinda rolls trippingly off the tongue, don't it?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 06:42 PM

"spea"???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 07:26 PM

I left a letter off, Rapaire. The letter "k" , followed by the exclamation point. Lost in the rush of keystrokes, I suppose. If I had typed those, the letters would have formed the word. "Speak!", which is the directive form, a command to another to perform a verb. In this case, Gluon, the Quark-Speaking dog-duck.

I am sorry to see that I had to spell out in so much detail the explanation that anyone able to sift probabilities and use a tiny modicum of imagination would have concluded on their own, but in respect of our long friendship I am happy to do it for you. I know you would never take advantage and would only ask for that sort of help if you really needed it.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: rumanci
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 07:53 PM

oh
that's alright then .......I thought it was the story of the Princess and the Spea
I should lispen better


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 08:11 PM

Enough is enough!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 09:41 PM

Amos, I thought that you might have been called Gluon's attention to one of these.

Were I unprincipled I would call attention to your use of the phrase "Uncertainty Principal" -- but then, I remember my high school daze and he whom we had nicknamed "Heisenberg."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 09:57 PM

Ah, good Rapaire, KIND Rapaire, PRINCIPLED Rapaire!! How have I wronged thee! Your benevolence in not mentioning my unprincipled abuse of Heisenberg's reputation as Principle Investigator of the Uncertainty Principle is -- much like Schrodinger's cat -- almost mythical in its ambiguity. Such gentility exceeds all I had ever imagined in your dubious character, sir, and I apologize for my misestimation!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Poop Crapslinger 1˝
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 10:16 PM

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to The Subatomic Cafe. My name is Werner and I'll be your server tonight.

Might I suggest you start off with our house specialty, the quark and gluon soup, followed by some nice lambda particles in a bed of fresh gravitons.

Then, for the main course, our special tonight is stir-fried neutrinos served with a spicy mix of hadrons and bosons.

And for dessert, our famous "Spin ˝ Pie" with your choice of up-quark or down-quark ice cream. So good you can't tell if it's particles or waves!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 10:52 PM

our special tonight is stir-fried neutrinos served with a spicy mix of hadrons and bosons.

I think I've been spending too much time on that thong and butt-crack thread. I didn't read that as "hadrons" when I first looked it it. . .

Down, Dyslexia, down!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Poop Crapslinger 1˝
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 11:13 PM

What? You mean you didn't misread "bosons" as "bosoms" as well?

Look, if yer gonna let yer mind be in th' gutter, let it be all the way in th' gutter, will ya?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Apr 05 - 11:29 PM

Gluon? GLUUUUON?


Dang, where IS that Dog-Duck???

Heeeeere GLUON!!

Damn...probably out chasing some sweet little boson with a hadron as big as his leg, or I miss my guess.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 08:46 AM

Yeah, I work hard at it. You don't get a rep like mine without a lot of hard work, lemme tell ya. I remember one time back in, oh, '70 or mebbe '71, when I was just beggining my career. It was a different time, then, I mean, Nixon was President and the Vietnam Unpleasantness was happening. Nehru jackets had passed into fashion history, which was just as well, and leisure suits were still in the future, thank God. Anyway, my brother and I were both back from the Army and we'd wear each others clothes. I remember he had a double-breasted sport jacket, even though I wouldn't wear such a thing nowadays, that we both thought was the most fashionable thing we'd ever seen. Granted, we hadn't seen much back then, pretty much just what we'd see in the Army, really. We've made up for it since, of course. My brother has too. He did a canoe trip up along the Boundary Waters area with a couple friends once, and they were paddling along near shore when one of them thoght they should get a cloaser look at a young moose; well, momma moose was nearby by and when she raised her head up out the water those four guys paddled so fast that the canoe was planing, let me tell ya! Anyway, like I was saying about leisure suits, I had one, like a lot of men, but I got rid of it pretty quick, let me tell ya. Polyester double knit, it was.

So there you have it.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 10:21 AM

for a change of subject - or atleast messing about in another heap...

Does anyone beside me remember the terrible churnadryne?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Amos
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 10:45 AM

Churnadryne this:

Controlled multiple quantum coherences of nuclear spins in a nanometre-scale device

Go Yusa1, Koji Muraki1, Kei Takashina1, Katsushi Hashimoto2,3 and Yoshiro Hirayama1,2

The analytical technique of nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR1, 2) is based on coherent quantum mechanical superposition of nuclear spin states. Recently, NMR has received considerable renewed interest in the context of quantum computation and information processing3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, which require controlled coherent qubit operations. However, standard NMR is not suitable for the implementation of realistic scalable devices, which would require all-electrical control and the means to detect microscopic quantities of coherent nuclear spins. Here we present a self-contained NMR semiconductor device that can control nuclear spins in a nanometre-scale region. Our approach enables the direct detection of (otherwise invisible) multiple quantum coherences between levels separated by more than one quantum of spin angular momentum. This microscopic high sensitivity NMR technique is especially suitable for probing materials whose nuclei contain multiple spin levels, and may form the basis of a versatile multiple qubit device.




Man those Japanese guys take their Qubits seriously!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 10:50 AM

But go they have a source for gopherwood?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapaire, or, He Who Must Not Be Named
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:25 AM

Gopherwood? You have a source for gopherwood??


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 11:44 AM

Which one? antedeluvian gopherwood or postdeluvian?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:04 PM

Pre, if it can be had at a reasonable price.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:10 PM

7395


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:11 PM

7396


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:11 PM

Flaming Ted:


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:12 PM

Nobody here cares.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:13 PM

Least of all, me.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:13 PM

Understand???


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:14 PM

7400!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:16 PM

Sorry, old chap. Better luck next time.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 21 Apr 05 - 12:23 PM

best guess for pre-flood gopher wood is probably cypress. BTW - they now believe that the "gopher" was probably an old term that has come down to us as "chamfered" or wood pieced together .

For modern gopherwood - try the kentucky yellowood


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