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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

GUEST,William Shatner 11 Aug 06 - 08:07 PM
Rustic Rebel 12 Aug 06 - 01:49 AM
Amos 12 Aug 06 - 02:21 AM
Acme 12 Aug 06 - 02:30 AM
Acme 12 Aug 06 - 02:34 AM
Rustic Rebel 12 Aug 06 - 10:27 AM
Rapparee 12 Aug 06 - 10:37 AM
Amos 12 Aug 06 - 12:14 PM
Amos 12 Aug 06 - 02:30 PM
Amos 12 Aug 06 - 04:38 PM
Acme 12 Aug 06 - 06:24 PM
Acme 12 Aug 06 - 06:31 PM
Rapparee 12 Aug 06 - 07:30 PM
Acme 13 Aug 06 - 02:19 AM
Acme 13 Aug 06 - 01:23 PM
Amos 13 Aug 06 - 02:24 PM
Acme 13 Aug 06 - 04:41 PM
Acme 14 Aug 06 - 01:53 AM
Amos 14 Aug 06 - 09:29 AM
Amos 14 Aug 06 - 01:44 PM
Rapparee 14 Aug 06 - 04:13 PM
Amos 14 Aug 06 - 04:54 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 08:07 PM

You want to beat the heat? Get a good swimming pool and a modern air conditioning system. I don't know about you, but I can sure use a little cooling off in these sultry summer days.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 01:49 AM

Freedom to express a thought or desire will come to those who are willing to express a thought or desire. If a thought changes that desire to another desire, then that thought is more desired than the thought that was less desired therefore, considered undesirable or less desirable but non the less once desired.
If the desire to express freedom is a desired expression it is to be considered a desirable expression and free expression is a desired freedom from which to express that freedom in a way that will and is desired.
Free to expression, desire of expression and expression of freedom leads to a free form of desired expression of freedom.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 02:21 AM

Man, RRR, do you know your subject, or what?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 02:30 AM

You sure she hasn't been watching too much Star Trek?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 02:34 AM

(Full disclosure--I did actually program a new satellite dish channel into my "favorites" on the remote control thingie recently. It's one that has a lot of Star Trek episodes every day. I actually sat and watched an episode of the Next Generation the other night. . .)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rustic Rebel
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 10:27 AM

Amos is right and has said it so often
The chit chat has won and bullshit in a coffin.
That doesn't mean that it can't be resurrected
Hell, it can float on water.

Amos has plead for more insanity,
He wanders this thread in hopes to see
All the little chit chat be rejected
Hell, BS can float on water.

Amos can see where it all may lead
To pointless chatter we all must read
But bullshit is strong and can rise from the dead
Hell, it can float on water.

So Amos hold tight,don't give up hope
Pot-bellied pigs, can climb up a rope
All is not lost, don't be disenchanted.
Hell, bullshit can float on water,
from a pond,
into a creek,
connect with a river,
on to the sea,
into your glass,
out with your pee,
Oh!
Hell, bullshit can float on water.


This has been a public service message, please stand by for further information from your local area....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 10:37 AM

You want insanity? Hell, I'm in DC!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 12:14 PM

Wow, Rustic...I really never thought of it that way before!! It's so true!

Now, one of our chief manufacturing firms has "gone to Newcastle" by visiting the DIstrict of Columbia, home of the lost and the stolen, national model of excellence in corruption.

I hope it doesn't turn his head.

"How ya gonna keep 'em up on the thread
After they've seen DC?"

You know... what if he gets ambition and wants nothing to DO with the folks back at MOAB? He's seeing world-class BS where he is. I just hope it doesn't out cow-pies in his eyes....


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 02:30 PM

The big 13600 of the MOAB goes tp Stilly, writing about...Star Trek!!! Yayyyyyy.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 04:38 PM

Should be "doesn't put cowpies...."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:24 PM

Yep. Now we're on that downward slide to ol' 14,000. Fear not for Rapaire, Amos. He can wipe that shit off his boots when he prepares to get back on the plane. Or maybe he can wash it off at the security checkpoint with the water from his carry-on bottle of water, or his shampoo or his shaving lotion or his conditioner . . .

There's only so much BS a person can be exposed to before they have to push the lower calibre stuff away and stand up for the true meaning of BS--which isn't synonymous with "nonsense," as the FAA/Homeland Security actions would suggest.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 06:31 PM

Here's a tidbit for those who want to do a little trolling through the databases while acrueing BS:

from The Chronicle of Higher Education,
August 10, 2006

Library Searches Made Easy
The OCLC Online Computer Library Center, a nonprofit group, announced this week that it was making available to the public WorldCat's search engine of library holdings. WorldCat, which is maintained by the library center, is a database of materials from 10,000 libraries worldwide. Previously, only library patrons could gain access to WorldCat's search tool. Now available through WorldCat.org, the search tool also helps people locate the library nearest them that has the book, article, or video or audio recording they are looking for. "People are starting their searches on the Web rather than in the library, and that's where we want to be," said Bob Murphy, a spokesman for the library center.—Andrea L. Foster


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 07:30 PM

If my wife didn't want to check her email right now, I would tell you of our visit today to the National Museum of the American Indian -- and the more-that-a-hundred-bucks we spent there. But alas and alack, I cannot deprive her of her sole and only connection to the quilting world (except for the two friends who are also here for the burial, and G Street Fabrics, and...).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 02:19 AM

I can well imagine you dropped that much at that museum. I've seen the New York City branch of it (in the Customs House at Bowling Green in lower Manhattan). They have some nice books and hand-crafted trinkets.

There could conceivably also have been some nice quilts at the museum. There are some famous quilt patterns favored by American Indian quilt makers. Star quilts, in particular, I seem to recall.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 01:23 PM

Wonderful librarian skit on the compiled program on Prairie Home Companion this week. The program had bits from three different programs taped at state fairs.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 02:24 PM

Bye, Mom -- Off to LA to see Deda who's down from Colorado for the the day!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 13 Aug 06 - 04:41 PM

Wow! Google has ads for Quark Nursing Shoes and Clog Quark. Who knew?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 01:53 AM

MOM, I know it's quiet with the boys away for a little while. I wish I'd been better company today, but I was finishing up web pages and announcements at work because the kids all come back to campus in a couple of weeks. You know how THAT is. . .

I wonder if Rap is going to be able to bring his loot back in the airplane, or if he'll have to FedEX his luggage home. (Peter Greenberg, the travel reporter on TV, says he does that all of the time, just to avoid the airline luggage threshers and light fingers).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 09:29 AM

Mom, I'm back, okay? I'm going up to my room. I wanna nap.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 01:44 PM

It is really strange having oles healing in your jawbone. But I believe in a few months it will be as good a snew and I will have two titanium-core teeth to grind my food with. This will make me feel lively and carnivorous. I look forward to that. At the moment I feel bruised but basically operational.

Thanks for being here, Mom. Rapaire said he says thanks, too. He saidf to tell you the Mother's Day card I sent you was really from both of us.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 04:13 PM

I selected it, Mom. I paid for it. I even helped Amos sign his name because he's not very good with penmanship yet. Amos put it in the mailbox, but I paid for the stamp and put it on.

The burial is over. The caisson and the horses were there, and we walked after the caisson and as far as I know nobody stepped in the road apples. The firing party fired, the band played, and the bugler played "Taps." Very nice. I thanked a captain afterwards and he said, "You're welcome, Sir" and I told him that I wasn't a "Sir", I worked for a living, and he smiled at that old NCO witticism. There is/will be a video.

All for now Mom, I'm tired. And don't take Amos too seriously, but you know that.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 04:54 PM

The very idea of Mom taking me seriously is laughable, you doodoohead. And I dunno why you have to go making up stories to suck up to Mom, just because you forgot her birthday and I didn't. But that's okay. We're brothers under the MOAB Flag, so I will back you up if she asks. But I don't think she's gonna.

I got to sing and play for Sam Hinton Friday night!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 08:06 PM

Don't call me a "doodoohead" you doodoohead!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 09:08 PM

Hey, anybody we know qualify for this? Deadline's tomorrow at midnight (EST, presumably).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 09:30 PM

cont'd...

The catchphrase of the display ad in yesterday's paper was,
"Has a public librarian made a difference your life? Tell us about it."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 10:45 PM

I'm glad to see there will be a component for academic librarians. I have one in mind. . . she makes me work my tail off, but she's doing great work. I'd love to nominate her. Maybe I can make it a surprise!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 10:51 PM

Dang, I'd a nominated that Doersman fella but I dunno nothin' bout his 'complishments. I am sure they are many and great but I'd hafta write 'em down and fer some reason only he can do that.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 14 Aug 06 - 11:44 PM

He won't win any awards for sword fights in the library, so best not mention those.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 10:23 AM

MOM! Wake up! You're gonna be late taking the boys to school! It's the first day!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 04:20 PM

I'm flying back tomorrow. Good thing, too, for we've been criticized for a policy intended to help the citizens over the tourons. Death to armchair generals!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 05:12 PM

What, the citizens are leaping over the tourons? Stumbling over them? Climbing them?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 07:07 PM

How fairer than a stuttering ghost!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 07:07 PM

ANd, lord, how much more fun!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 07:08 PM

To see the number of your post...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 07:08 PM

Reach the Enviable Pinnacle and Glorious Plateau...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 07:09 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 15 Aug 06 - 09:40 PM

Meanwhile, at the bottom of the page, Google is offering BOTH Librarian Gifts and Librarian Jobs. Wow! Get one and you can receive the other!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 08:42 AM

Hi mom! I'm not home, I'm house sitting for someone, but I am back from 1585. what a weekend! The fact it was 5 days long tells you something. I'm not sure what.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 09:03 AM

A mis-named slice of time?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 09:11 AM

or just a warp in the sub-space time continuim. Saturday the time from 10 am to 3 pam took about 1/2 hour; but from 5 pm to 7 was about 4 hours.

Sunday there was a five minute stretch of time that seemed to take an hour or so to experience. things was warping all over the place.

and then of course, Her Majesty came by and gifted me with a present during the ONLY break I had during the day sunday - luckily I arrived back before she and her court had left.

she gave me soap. I hope it wasn't a hint.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 09:28 AM

Procedure for ensuring your hosts remember you:

Take several uninhibited, amply endowed ladies.
Take an equal number of tight, low cut, front laced bodices.
Take away any other clothing above the waist.
Keep up supply of alcohol and comliments.

And enjoy*












* Enjoy pointing out to our nosey busybody self appointed moral guardian that they're responsible adults and he would be best off keeping both his hands and opinions to himself. What did you think I meant?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 09:38 AM

sigh - yes, I will miss weekends at the ren-faire. BTW - shouldn't that read:

"take one less then an equal number of tight, low cut, front laced bodices"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 09:50 AM

What's one bodice more or less, between friends?


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 11:34 AM

They needed the bodices, or else there would have been nowhere to stuff their money in the top of....


I have eschewed all of that behaiviour though, and am going over to the mudcat Tavern, where nothing like this could ever happen.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 12:00 PM

Turn the fan on high in the tavern this afternoon--the wind will blow hot through the Texas door. Supposed to hit 106 here today. We're not used to it being THIS hot!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 12:05 PM

Bunn--weren't you at the Tavern for last years "musical Bodices" night?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 08:37 PM

Well, I see they've downgraded our heat a little. This morning the forecast was

Thursday: 106
Friday: 105
Saturday: 103
Sunday: 102

Now we're looking at
Tomorrow: 105
Friday: 104
Saturday: 100
Sunday: 100

That's a relief!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 11:01 PM

Wow, Stilly, I think someone should mention that those numbers are really too high. It's too hot!!

Maybe you should get an ool.

That's a pool with no p in it.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 11:38 PM

Yeah. No "bodice rippers" like Bunn was looking for, just "bodice drippers" with the sweat pouring off of you. Along with any other garment you happen to be wearing if you consider going outside.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 16 Aug 06 - 11:40 PM

If I really wanted this kind of heat, I'd move out to Arizona, or California's Central Valley.


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