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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 08 Nov 06 - 11:17 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 11:17 AM

SRS has been honored with the title of Great White Dog Hunter. We already knew she was an expert slinger of shots, but this is a whole new dimension! :D


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 01:03 PM

Oh, bull shot!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 02:08 PM

DRINKS ALL AROUND!





Emily has presented Max with a son!





Detals at Max's announcment thread


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:10 PM

One needed get quite so carried away, you know....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:21 PM

What better reason?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:39 PM

We can be genteel about this, you know. A sip of sherry and a polite "Here! Here!" We needn't act like the hoi-polloi, you know.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 05:29 PM

I'll have one of those drinks--make mine a dark beer, please!

Great news, on the heels of other great news!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 05:52 PM

If we were to be genteel, good Rapaire, we would cry, "Hear! Hear!", a widely-accepted form of approbation, rather than "Here! Here!" more commonly heard as reproof. But as we are not, I suppose we can say "There! There!" in consolation.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 06:03 PM

Well, in truth the approbation out here in Idaho is "Beer! Beer!" This is especially heard at various gatherings, such as those at the Legion Hovel or at Dirty Dick's Dark Dingy Diggin's (a local bar of ill repute).

Perhaps this is the place to mention the celebration last night at DD'sDDD. It was over the election, of course, specifically over the breakdown of the county's optical scanning equipment. They're not much for technology over at DD'sDDD, other than a bottle opener or a corkscrew or a bung starter.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 10:40 PM

While you were digging around down there for the church key you should have given MOM a boost.

Don't know about the rest of you, but I'm a little tired after staying up late to bask in the election returns. The icing on the cake was today's resignation. Let Bush through Rumsfeld in front of the bus--we're not fooled.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 10:47 PM

Good thing about living on the West Edge of the Western World is you get to hear all the news before you crash. Looks like Virginia is conceding to the Dem Jim Webb, and that will tip the Senate to the left of center (counting the independents who are so inclined).

Ha!


Ha HA!


HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 08:59 AM

Amos! Amos! Snap out of it!

Good. Good. That's it. Deep breaths. Deeeeeeeeep breaths. Okay. Now remember, the Shrub is still President and Cheney...AMOS! It's okay!!! Here, lie down and hold your Teddy close. Close your eyes and go to your Happy Place.

That's it. Everything's going to be okay....


(Please, don't nobody mention you-know-what until he's had a good nap.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 10:25 AM

I heard that when I woke this morning--breakfast was a very happy meal here! And of course I didn't mean to get metaphysical about Bush and Rumsfeld in my last post. He may indeed pass harmlessly through the bus if his particles are less dense, but I meant that Bush THREW him in front of the bus, causing a messy impact for a major distraction. Just in case our philosophers thought different.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 11:02 AM

One well placed RPG and Pelosi would be Madame Prez.

MWahaha....oh...sorry. I know I am not supposed to harbor such thoughts.


I'm okay now.

Really.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 12:10 PM

Amos, if that's your happy place it's okay.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 12:22 PM

I don't know why you've all got so excited about this. You've got term limits, you automatically get rid of them after a while. We're stuck with them for life, and then their son takes over....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 12:31 PM

You are quite as entitled to use the RPG approach as we are, Bunn....


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 12:41 PM

but then they still suffer the genetic lotto in a replacment. At least we elect our congenital idiots!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 12:58 PM

ALERT!! WARNING!! ALERT!!

Tonga has apparently created a new island in its attempt to take over the world! A yacht and a fishing vessel have both seen the new island, which has four peaks and is about a mile in diameter. Neither the Tonganese government nor the Tonganese defense forces have either confirmed or denied the existence of this new island, proof positive that not only does it exist but that it is being used by Tonga for their nefarious purposes.

The UN must act now, before it's too late and the US does!

There is no word yet about oil reserves or weapons of mass destruction.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 01:03 PM

If there are oil reserves on a volcanic island I would be astonished. There is a possibility of rare earths and radioactives, of course. Most effective WMD though, would probably be a fire/magma diety with a bad temper.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 02:35 PM

This satellite photo clearly shows the tracks of military vehicles, circular encampments, and even working oil wells.

The UN must act immediately or we'll all be speaking Tonganese!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 02:37 PM

Rap? That's a picture of the surface of Ganymede -- I don't think there are many Tonganese there....

I could be wrong.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 03:08 PM

The Tongans out on Ganymede
Have means of travel, various;
(That's how they get to Ganymede
To pursue their ends nefarious!)
But though Rapaire sounds the alarm
And sets the bells a-gongin'
He cannot show a single soul
(On Ganymede) who's Tongan.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 03:15 PM

Yeah? Then how do you explain this???? That question mark ain't there just for grits and shins, buddy!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: MMario
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 03:17 PM

You mean 'Interogative Shoals' - an offshoot of the Great Barrier reef?

Lots of good snorkeling there - as long as you avoid floating pumice.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 04:06 PM

That shot is neither of Tonga nor of ganymede, clearly, so I fail to see its use to you as a rhetrical aid. Looks more like an impediment to your case, if you ask me.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 04:45 PM

Wrong! NASA and the ESA both say it's Tonga! And the CIA's report on the Tonganese military might is, shall we say?, sparse. Oh yes, Tonga is a threat to the world! For instant, this satellite photo, which shows the largest atomic cannon in the world (built in 1952) and which is currently housed near Junction City, Kansas (at the end of the zig-zag road in the center of the photo), is being readied for transfer to the Tonganese military! Courtesy, of course, of the Tongan-loving Bush Administration.

I hope that the new Congress stops Tonga before their plans become a reality!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 05:23 PM

Well, I'll take your word on it being Tonga, but you'll have to panic all by your lonesome this time, amigo.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 07:12 PM

link by stealth


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 08:50 PM

Tonga is not Krakatoa, by any rationale, surely?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 09:02 PM

Okay, you people can sit in your complacent homes and eat your complacent cheese, but you'll be happy to know that I've alerted the Idaho Legion to the Tongan Threat. Even as I type this they are readying themselves for the coming defense of the Homeland. Rifles are being distributed, knives are being whetted on the soles of boots, and horses are being saddled.

(Well, rifles WOULD be distributed if anyone could find the keys to that Arms Room, which most think that Pied Peter has with him, where ever he is. Somebody said that they think he was on a freight heading North or maybe East, so messages have been sent to Boise, Portland, Salt Lake City and Phoenix to be on the alert for him and to tell him that we need the keys to both the Arms Room and the Latrine.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 09:11 PM

Oh, Tonga, Toonga, Tonga, I don' wanna play the bonga, no-ho-hoo not meee....


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 09:37 PM

See? What have I been telling you?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 09:50 PM

No...I don't see. What have you been telling us, Rapaire? I forget...


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 09:56 PM

Oh, I remember now. I'm going upstairs and have bourbon and water.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 08:28 AM

I hope you navigated those stairs okay. And I don't want to read in the paper "he went to bed and he bumped his head and he couldn't get up in the morning."


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 08:42 AM

This is what's left of Arizona after the Tongans tesyed their latest weapon...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 08:48 AM

THOSE stairs are okay. It's the ones in his basement that are more of a problem. But not as much of a problem as the tree roots. Did you know he keeps The World Tree down there?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 08:55 AM

Yes, I did know that. The trolls are the worst part, always taking my pens so I can't write the checks and so the bills don't get paid on time. And they don't bathe unless they get caught in the rain or a sewer outlet or something. I tried every sort of troll repellent on the market, but found that the most effective one is simply bars of perfumed soap left lying around. Of course, the odor of these danged near repels me as well as the trolls.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 09:19 AM

Could be the genes. Ya think?

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 09:33 AM

Nah, trolls don't wear genes.

Now I know why there aren't any trolls in my bathroom!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 09:55 AM

Something is clobbering the 'Cat with gibberish spam. The Freds aren't up to this sort of thing--or are they?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 11:11 AM

I think it is a manifestation of Legionairre's Disease.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 11:15 AM

Hey, Rap, look at this! It came from an acquaintance on a literature discussion list. I'm posting it just in case any of the fellas in the Legion might have a reading level over sixth grade:

    The Idaho Humanities Council just published a collection of essays about food titled:

    Dishrag Soup and Poverty Cake: An Idaho Potluck of Essays on Food

    $15 retail. available from (altered to slow down bots) Wilma at idahohumanities dot org


I should go post this on a food thread, though it is more esoteric than just recipes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 01:43 PM

I just told the picker to pick it and she'll get right on it.

(Elsewhere those who select materials are called "selectors." Here they are called "pickers." This, it should be needless to say, leads to all sorts of comments, some of which are repeatable.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 02:28 PM

At last, Rapaire can justify his time with Mom as contributing to the execution of his duties!
Whew!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 02:37 PM

According to the data at HAPLR this Library where I'm at ranks Number One, Numero Uno, in the state of Idaho for cities with a population of 50,000 and up. And that includes Boise.

Within the states of MT, CA, OR, WA, and NV we're 17th for cities in the 50,000 population category (no way I can go mano-a-mano with, say, Seattle or SF!).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 04:16 PM

A friend just sent me the following tidbit:


GOOD ADVICE


Bono is at a U2 concert in Ireland when he asks the audience
for some quiet.

Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says, sadly, into the
microphone. . .

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A loud, grating voice from near the front pierces the silence. . .   

"Fuckin' stop doing it then!"


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 04:35 PM

The woman who recommended the book lives in Idaho, I think in Pocatello, so who knows, maybe you've crossed paths. She has an essay in it--sounds like a nice book to use for a fundraiser and do a booksigning with.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 06 - 07:32 PM

Ich haben a damned good idea for a fundraiser. But I'm after a fundraiser of a big massive sort, like several millions of US dollars. I want an endowment fund AND a building fund that'll expand the current place and fix the cheap-shit stuff they did when they built it. And I've got just the two books to reprint into one volume to do use, too. AND I've got century old roofing shingles and the branding irons to use on them.

HAPLR has rated us as the numero uno library for cities of 50,000 or more in all of Idaho. We rock! (And for cities of 50-99,000 in CA, NV, WA, OR, and MT we're 17th.)


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