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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

Amos 24 May 04 - 10:17 AM
freda underhill 24 May 04 - 10:28 AM
JennyO 24 May 04 - 10:40 AM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 May 04 - 01:04 PM
Tweed 24 May 04 - 01:17 PM
freda underhill 24 May 04 - 03:17 PM
GUEST,MMario 24 May 04 - 03:24 PM
GUEST,The Right Reverend Albert P. Twobyfour 24 May 04 - 03:30 PM
GUEST,PeeWee Bozzallo 24 May 04 - 03:33 PM
Amos 24 May 04 - 03:35 PM
GUEST,Thelma June Bumpastickah 24 May 04 - 03:37 PM
beardedbruce 24 May 04 - 03:39 PM
freda underhill 24 May 04 - 03:39 PM
GUEST,MMario 24 May 04 - 03:41 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 24 May 04 - 03:43 PM
Amos 24 May 04 - 04:05 PM
Rapparee 24 May 04 - 04:08 PM
Tweed 24 May 04 - 05:46 PM
Rapparee 24 May 04 - 07:38 PM
Acme 24 May 04 - 11:37 PM
GUEST,sister of perpetual indulgence 24 May 04 - 11:50 PM
Little Hawk 24 May 04 - 11:57 PM
Bee-dubya-ell 25 May 04 - 12:07 AM
Amos 25 May 04 - 12:43 AM
Rapparee 25 May 04 - 08:54 AM
Acme 25 May 04 - 11:12 AM
Amos 25 May 04 - 11:26 AM
freda underhill 25 May 04 - 12:16 PM
Amos 25 May 04 - 12:47 PM
GUEST,First Cousin of Ceaseless Debauchery 25 May 04 - 06:25 PM
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Amos 26 May 04 - 11:16 AM
GUEST,MMario 26 May 04 - 11:23 AM
freda underhill 26 May 04 - 11:26 AM
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Amos 26 May 04 - 12:31 PM
Little Hawk 26 May 04 - 12:41 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 04 - 10:17 AM

Great tale, Freda.

I have a much admired sister-in-law who worked for many years in national parks, and one morning discovered a large rattler on her back porch. just as she was getting ready to go out. She somehow got it swooped up into a black plastic trashbag and threw it in to the freezer, and left for a business trip. When she returned, it had frozen to death, and she skinned it and made belt buckles out of the skin.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 24 May 04 - 10:28 AM

eek, thats scarier than the earring story, Amos! she must be a very capable woman!

don't know if ive told any snake stories here before, but one afternoon i was sitting on my sister's back verandah, in an old cane chair, reading in the late afternoon. Their farmhouse was very isolated, surrounded by bush, and down the bottom of the back yard was a lovely river.

I'd been sitting quietly, for about an hour, reading, and having a cup of tea. I got that funny feeling you get when someone is watching you..

I looked up, and wound around the verandah post was a huge, long, diamond python. I froze, and did not move, absolutely paralysed with fear.

It was rubbing its head against the post, and i just sat there, not moving, watching it rubbing its head & chin against the post, as if it had an itch. after about ten minutes i could see what was happening, it was shedding its skin, slowly,as it rubbed, like taking a long glove off an arm. my sister Rosie came out with a cup of tea. "Don't move".. i said hoarsely.. "snake"...

Rosie looked across and laughed.. o, thats just Fred, she said, he's fine, he lives in the roof and keeps the rats and possums away.

(there's a picture of me and my sister rosie on my photo page, on the verandah of their previous property, Goannamanna, in the Blue Mountains)

freda


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: JennyO
Date: 24 May 04 - 10:40 AM

While we're on the subject of spiders, here is a rather dark tale of funnel-webs and revenge written and sung by Australia's Pat Drummond.

It's one of my favourites - good for scaring visitors from OS, heh heh heh (laughing wickedly)

Somewhere in the Car (The Spider Song)

It came out of the dashboard, barely two foot from her face,
when the heating fan inside the vent began to oscillate.
She could not believe her eyes.
She thought the vent had come alive,
as the probing legs came blackly through the grate.

A spiky sheet of fear flew up her back.
She fought to force her fingers to relax;
but with one eye on the grate,
she stabbed blindly at the brake
and the battered Holden skidded off the track.

It squeezed past the plastic, fell forward with a 'plop';
she screamed and watched it run back through the car.
Like a herky-jerky doll, spring-loaded in a box,
she catapulted through the door onto the tar.

The night air hit her body like a blow.
It was very nearly four degrees below.
On the back road to Khancoban, from the lights of Jindabyne,
she'd been running with the coming of the snow.

Chorus: It's somewhere in the Car! Lord, it's somewhere in the car!
The cabin light's not working and the night is deathly dark.
You know there's matches somewhere, but you don't where they are;
and the mongrel thing is somewhere in the Car!

She'd driven down from Sydney, where it must have got on board.
he knew it was a Funnel Web; she'd seen the things before.
But they're rarely quite as large, or as ugly and as fast,
as the thing that she'd seen running on the floor.

Now she flipped the driver's rear door open wide;
but the moon was gone, she couldn't see inside.
Under the empty biscuit packets and discarded burger wrappers,
there was far too many places it could hide.

Chorus.

(Spoken) So she walked round in front of the Holden and looked at it, as it lay in the ditch like a wounded beast.
She knew no one else was coming up the road that night from Khancoban...
She wondered what the hell she was going to do.

Several feet of fallen tree had gone in through the grill
and the one remaining headlight glimmered dimly in the chill.
Then the first few flakes of white spun and danced along the light,
as the blizzard came in howling from the hills.

The horror of her situation dawned.
She knew she'd freeze unless she sheltered from the storm.
With every nightmare that she'd known,
she climbed back inside the Holden;
driven by the desperation to be warm.

Through the hours of the darkness she stared into the blackness.
Every muscle in her body quivering in wild alarm;
every time she thought she heard it as it skittered through the papers;
every time she thought she felt it on her arm.

The howling mountain blizzard locked it's fingers 'round their prison
and the storm clouds blotted out the stars.
"Hell, isn't hot at all", she thought, "it's colder than the grave!
And it runs on silent legs inside this car!"

Now the spider died at midnight, frozen by the alpine air,
but as it fell down from the roof... there was a scream of wild despair;
and next day they found her there, with a catatonic stare,
and the Funnel Web still tangled in her hair!

So they searched the woman's body for a bite.
Though there was none, she was dead and icy white.
The coroner said, "Probably, a stress-related coronary."
'cause he didn't want to say she'd died of fright!)

Chorus.

Now there's a scientist on the Sunday social page
who's just been married to a girl who's half his age;
while back in his laboratory at Sydney University...
there's a Funnel Web.... that's missing from it's cage.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 May 04 - 01:04 PM

Okay. I finally got around to finishing the cicada song.

(To the tune of "The Hungry Hash House Blues")

Got cicadas in my britches
Lord I hate them sonsabitches
There's cicadas with me everwhere I goes.
They're a flyin' through the air
Got a couple in my hair
And I've got cicada goo between my toes

They're a chirpin' in the trees
Lord I wish they'd shut up, please
Oh their noise is so painful to my ear
And you know my windowshield
With cicadas is congealed
I'm just thankful they don't come 'round every year

Well the sidewalks of my town
In cicadas have been drowned
When you step on them they make an awful crunch
And the bottom of my shoe
Is covered with cicada goo
It'd make an undertaker lose his lunch

Lord they're such a noisy crowd
Why'd ya make 'em so damned loud?
I've got cotton stuffed inside both of my ears
Maybe I'll just move some place
Where them bugs don't show their face
Like Antarctica! It's guiet there I hear.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 24 May 04 - 01:17 PM

My God that's some fine work BeeDubz, you were not named Pote Lariat for no good reason!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:17 PM

in Australia we have a Poet Lorikeet... Denis Kevans.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:24 PM

just what *is* the difference (if any) between a lorakeet and a parakeet? or for that matter - between a budgie and a parakeet?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,The Right Reverend Albert P. Twobyfour
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:30 PM

Blasphemers! That's what you people are! Blasphemers!

I have read this thread from beginning to end and I have seen NO, I repeat, NO mention whatsoever of Our Lord Jesus Christ and His Saving Grace! (HALLELUJAH!) I have seen references to pagan deities, evil demons, imps of Satan and the dreaded Secular Humanists, but nary a mention of Our Saviour! Why, you have even mocked The Holy Trinity by creating "The Holy Trinity of BS" (Bill Shatner, Barbara Streisand, Britney Spears).

I am here to warn you. You are all going to burn in Hell unless you change your evil ways RIGHT NOW! Renounce BS and accept Jesus!

Get down on your knees and beg your "JoeClones" to close, nay, not just close, DELETE this evil thread before it's too late! Then STAY on your knees and beg forgiveness from Our Lord Jesus and accept Him as your one and only true personal Saviour!

Yours in Christ,

The Right Reverend Albert P. Twobyfour


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,PeeWee Bozzallo
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:33 PM

You tell 'em, Rev! Buncha heathen Comm'nists!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:35 PM

Dear lord,

From starvation, the rabid invader, and fanatacism
PLease deliver us.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Thelma June Bumpastickah
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:37 PM

That's right, Reverend Twobyfour! It's so refreshing to hear a voice speaking The Truth among all these guttermouthed Athiest drunkards and dopefiends.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: beardedbruce
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:39 PM

Matthew 23:24........


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:39 PM

MMario

some information on Australian parrots can be found here

http://www.tasweb.com.au/bapa/s-index.htm


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:41 PM

Jumpin JESUS rev! What in Christ's name do you want the thread closed for? do you know what a mess it would make, bacuase the BS in this thread would have to go somewhere - and it's already overflowing into Dave the Gnome's computer and causing him all sorts of trouble - and that is depite our valiant efforts to shovel as much of the shit in this thread as possible.

GOD almighty - we've been busting hump here - what do you want!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 24 May 04 - 03:43 PM

Yo! Thelma June! Learn how to spell! It's "Atheist"!

Anyway, I personally consider myself a Taoist, not an Atheist, if that means anything to you.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 24 May 04 - 04:05 PM

Dear Reverend:

You think you know what the truth is? You can't HANDLE the truth. Because the truth is that your brand of control-obsessed, fixated authoritarian, hypnotized, fixed-idea fanatic slathering sanctimonious condescending bullshit is toxic to the truth. The truth is that you, sir, are a liar and you are pounding the desk trying to get everyone you meet to buy in to your lies in the hopes that if they do, they won't notice how full of falsity you are. Your kind of falsehood corrodes the hopes of the young and ruins the futures of the many, undermines the soul, compromises the integrity and hoodwinks the innocent.

I wouldn't embrace it for pay, and that's the truth.

All right??

Onward and upward, then!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 04 - 04:08 PM

Mark Twain (as usual) said it best, Rev:

Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Tweed
Date: 24 May 04 - 05:46 PM

O Reverend Twobyfour pleeze help my pore dumbasst self to reclaim the rightful path...I iz a pitimous sinner and habv frequented this godawful road at MOAB sinse the conception, which had no virgins involved whatsomever thet I culd tell. It iz a pit of awful sin and corrumption and I am ready for the river to warsh away the filf and decay on my pore performated soul.

How much will it cost me and kin you take a tattered Visa card to git the job done? I kin tell thet you are a man obv great compassion, mercy, forgibness and general good will tward obther childern obv the Lord.

Yerz,
Tweed


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 May 04 - 07:38 PM

I dunno, Tweed. You might want a life jacket or sumthin, cuz iffen your gonna wash away all of yer sin and corruption and stuff, you'll probably have to be anchored out in deep water fer quite some time. MOAB alone'll probly take three or four weeks, at least.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 May 04 - 11:37 PM

Good song, Jenny! It works out sort of like a modern play on Scylla and Charybdis.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,sister of perpetual indulgence
Date: 24 May 04 - 11:50 PM

jennyo and bee-dubya-ell

your poems just hit the spot.

i pray that you will be free fromf guilt and dogma, that you express your full potential and juiciest desires, and that you reject cant, hypocrisy and superstition. enjoy your mind, your heart and your body, however comfortable it may be, and give thanks to hormoans, cicadas, and song.

May you indulge in life, tasting its pleasures, and give freely to your fellow beings without superciliousness, self righteousness or arrogance. for you have inherited the loves and joys of life.

LIVE IT UP!

in praise

Sister Yogini Bare
from the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 24 May 04 - 11:57 PM

Reverend Twobyfour, that is certainly a refreshing new take on the whole subject of BS. It was courageous of you to take the bull by the horns as it were and EXPOSE Satan's use of this deleterious thread to mislead the INNOCENT!!! There is one thing that worries me, however. You stated that you had read this entire thread "from beginning to end"...

If so, I fear that you have most certainly lost your mind and that casts doubt on your reliability as a spiritual advisor.

Are you aware that Oscar Meyer died for the collective sins of all weiner dogs? (which sins, even if they were listed sequentially in shorthand, would make even this thread look like a flyspeck in comparison) We owe Oscar Meyer a lot.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 25 May 04 - 12:07 AM

Welcome to the MOAB, Sister of Perpetual Indulgence. I used to hang around with your brother, Perpetual Indulgence back in my single days. I didn't even know he had a sister. Hell, If I had known I would have probably asked you out.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 04 - 12:43 AM

Don't pay him no mind, Sister - thet BWL is over indulged long ago since, I promise you. Iffen you granted him one more indulgence, even effen it were a teensy one, he'd likely just POP!!

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 May 04 - 08:54 AM

Are the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence anything like the Sisters of the Holy Smokes or the Sisters of the Divine Figure?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 May 04 - 11:12 AM

They're sweet things like the Sisters of Divinity.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 04 - 11:26 AM

The Sisters of Divinity were famous in my town for allowiing folks to fudge everything just a little.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 25 May 04 - 12:16 PM

The Sisters, an Australian order of nuns, have been described as..

the "Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence," a self- described "order of gay male nuns" whose vows are to "expiate stigmatic guilt and promulgate universal joy."

the quote goes on (from the Sister's own site) ..These sodomites dress up as Catholic nuns, and "rebaptize" themselves with such names as Sister Homocycle Motorsexual; Sister Sleaze Du Jour; Sister Florence Nightmlare, R.N.; Sister Boom Boom; Sister Mad, Power-Hungry Bitch; Sister Missionary Position; Sister Chanel 2001; Sister Sadie Sadie the Rabbi Lady; Sister Helen Damnation; Sister Opiate of the Masses; Sister Atrociata von Tasteless; Sister Exposia; and Sister Perpetually Pruretic Prostate.

When Pope John Paul II visited San Francisco in 1987, the "Sisters" "canonized" Harvey Milk, the murdered homosexual city supervisor, and then conducted a parody of the Roman Catholic Mass. They handed out foil- wrapped condoms at "communion," and referred to them as "our holy savior," who was to "vouchsafe the safety of our sexual play." The enthusiastic "congregation" was then instructed to inflate the condoms with "the guilt and shame organized religion has foisted" on them, and then pop them.

http://www.zip.com.au/~mmqc/siscrd/sissy.html

http://www.zip.com.au/~mmqc/hitmil/review.html

check these for more insight into our sisters, including the great Mother Inferior and others

best wishes

freda


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 25 May 04 - 12:47 PM

ROTFLMAO!! These guys are teerriffic!! Thanks, Freda!! LOL!! What names!!

I am of the considered opinion that the Mudcat's own eternal Temple of the Golden Globes and Order of the Divine Curve should, in their typical up-front, touchy-feely manner, approach the Sisters to discuss a possible integration in massive public ceremonies.

We could provide the necessary hooks to support a great deal of the advance work, and stay ahead of the curve while the Sisters followed up with analyses of potential indulgence. Just think of the potential we could uncover and spring free from the oppressive restraints of guilt and garment if we combined forces!! Holy Moly!!

Brother Hapticus Intimus, Pastor
Temple of the Golden Globes


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,First Cousin of Ceaseless Debauchery
Date: 25 May 04 - 06:25 PM

Bee-dubya-ell, that was not Perpetual Indulgence with whom you were associating back in your footloose days. It was My Main Man and first cousin, Ceaseless Debauchery. Perpetual Indulgence is related to our side of the family by marriage only. We see him and his sister at weddings and such but we don't really hang out together. Man, you must have been really fooked up to not be able to tell the difference.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 26 May 04 - 10:31 AM

It was a slow day on the MOAB. The scents were veering from the earthy to the humourous and back again like a pendulum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 May 04 - 11:16 AM

If I had a MOAB of my own
I wouldn't bitch or whine, or moan
About the problems that I see
Or difficult reality
I'd never want to leave my home
Or go off to the woods alone
If I had a MOAB of my own
BS would be my Blarney Stone
With a MOAB of my very own!
I could sit and sing a MOAB song
And BS all the whole day long!!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 26 May 04 - 11:23 AM

Nobody knows the MOAB I've seen....


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 May 04 - 11:26 AM

Amos, not only do you have your very own MOAB, you ARE a MOAB.
it's like that medieval etching of the guy sticking his head through and looking out to see the cosmos (you know the one I mean..)
we are immersed in MOAB, we are living breathing MOAB, and this thread is a sort of hint of reality, which is screaming all around us... MOAB! we think we have a spine, but its a MOAB, we think we have an intestine, its a MOAB, this long thread is like a cyber threadworm, devouring us from within, while we keep consuming, unaware that we are being .. consumed.

good night all

freda


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 26 May 04 - 11:28 AM

I've been posting on the MOAB
All the live-long day!
I've been posting on the MOAB
Just to pass the time away!

Can't you smell the BS rising?
Rising each hour of the morn?
Can't you smell the BS rising;
Dinah won't you blow MY horn.

dinah won't ya blow,
Dinah won't ya blow?
Dinah won't you blow my HORN!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 26 May 04 - 11:52 AM

charming.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 May 04 - 12:31 PM

I think GUEST must be male...or wish to be.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 26 May 04 - 12:41 PM

Cross your fingers, folks. We might get another visit from the Shatman soon!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 May 04 - 01:03 PM

Dear Gawd, can't you find something else to play with Little Hawk? Shatner is growing REALLY old.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 26 May 04 - 02:22 PM

Isn't anyone going to give Leonard Nimoy a chance to take us up to the next level?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 26 May 04 - 02:35 PM

Nimoy played an excellent Tevya (fiddler on the Roof) and quite a passable Arthur (Camelot).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 26 May 04 - 03:04 PM

I've been wondering if I should have mercy on you poor obsessed people and not bother posting here when it hits the next 100. I could call up Leonard and have him do it instead, I suppose. Or we could just leave you alone for awhile to stew in your own juice. Decisions, decisions...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Leonard Nimoy
Date: 26 May 04 - 03:09 PM

I fail to see any logical reason why I should post to this thread or even make any appearance on this forum.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 26 May 04 - 03:10 PM

For the hell of it, Leonard, that's why.

Sorry, folks, it seems that you are on your own on this one.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 26 May 04 - 03:11 PM

for the best of all reasons - to annoy Shatner.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 May 04 - 03:21 PM

Bill:

Get bent. F**ck off. Get out of here. Go. Leave. Avaunt, aroint, begone. You are a nuisance and a fat distraction, a Bad Actor and an Overweight Person. Your input is unwanted here, your advices unsought, your humor unfunny, your insight unwise, your reflections shallow, and your compassion unfeeling.

Go away, get thee gone, get thee to a nunnery, be off, hie thee hence, get lost, take a long hike off a short pier, take a powder, get on your bike, disappear, make like ice and melt, go to, go elsewhere.

You are unwanted in these sacred MOAB halls.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,James Tiberius Kirk
Date: 26 May 04 - 03:43 PM

You wound me, Amos. Is it for this that I gave the best years of my life battling Klingons and phaser-wielding maniacs so that you and you ilk could produce more squalling brats on an insignificant planet rotating around a minor star called Sol? Is it for this that I went boldly where no man had gone before? Is it for this that...

Naw. Couldn't have been for this. I know what it was for. It was for this great place I've got, the horses, the barbecued steaks, the glory, and the leisure time. My 4 x 4 and my jacuzzi. That's what it was for.

So screw you, Amos. I laugh in your general direction.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 May 04 - 03:47 PM

Captain Kirk:

I wasn't talking to you, but to a dull witted wannabe actor who comes around these parts from time to time looking for a role to play. Now you have taken all my wrath on a s some kind of personal insult, right? That was inaccurate and illogical.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 04 - 03:57 PM

3299...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 May 04 - 03:58 PM

3300! I did it!!


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