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BS: The Mother of all BS threads

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Pete Jennings 21 Nov 13 - 06:06 AM
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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Nov 13 - 10:28 PM

No, these were not the Straits of Juan de Fuca, but different, and more dire, straits. The ferry was called "SS Pinkybelle" and was used to move manure from Republic to Ritzville and back again.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 18 Nov 13 - 11:32 PM

The sheep down there are different. That is where they raise the rare mixed herds--the Fuca Ewe and the horse Eurodinion..



Sorry...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Nov 13 - 10:32 AM

Punning is the sole of wit, Amos. "Puns -- never apologize, never explain", you know. Repent, perhaps, but no apologies or explanations. Never. And no regrets even when you're standing tip-toe in a lake of boiling, stinking, dung heated by the puns you uttered in life, with demons gaily cavorting as they retort with their sharp barbs and jabs insulting every aspect of your sorta sordid past. Just reflect in the mirror of your soul on the pleasure your puns gave to others and you'll realize why you are there.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 19 Nov 13 - 12:11 PM

"Your search - Eurodinion - did not match any documents."

Well, took Mum to the new Target store. No need to go back unless there's a reeeeeal bargain in the weekly flier. Nice wide aisles is all I liked about it. Oh, sure, the sanitary napkins are cheaper when regular prices are compared but I doubt they'll beat Jean Coutu on a sale price.

I went to the Stupidstore but the checkouts were jammed. Whilst headed for the in door, I spied a wet, filthy PC Financial Card in the lot and took it to customer service so one down, two to go. Went to Sobeys and helped a lame woman find eggs and a couple of other items. Two down. I walked all the aisles twice, desperately searching for number three and my back said "ENOUGH! GO HOME!" Helped an old lady learn how to use the automated checkout. Three! just in the nic of time. I was happy. Then, gold! The cart wrangler musta been on lunch on accounta there were two elderly couples and an elderly lady waiting for little carts so I gave mine the the first in line. Then, the pain? I put n outta me mind, sir. I stode to a cart corral, roped 6 small carts and drove em back in. Smiles and thank yous. "Nuttin toit, nuttin toit." says I. Still gotta go back to the Stupistore for frozen Petite-Eclaires on accounta Mum's 87th is Saturday. You guessed it, $9.99, regular $12.99. I AM a smart shopper.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 19 Nov 13 - 11:37 PM

Eurodinion = You rode in on (i.e. all of these fine examples)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 20 Nov 13 - 12:03 AM

I have a couple of first rate animals for you, Rapp.

Thanks for helping the elderly, Gnuzer. And clarifying the definitions, Stilly!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Nov 13 - 07:15 AM

Thanks, SRS. I hadn't thought to drop the "i" as it's seldom silent and my brain simply has not be functioning at it's regular 51% lately.

A, nuttin toit sir. I started my three good deeds a day quite a while back and it just so happens the elderly need help more often... something that becomes more apparent to me with each passing day. >;-)

Wednesday! Flier day!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Nov 13 - 01:47 PM

Took a day off today, called in sick. A self-declared Mental Health day. So of course I have to check in to see how MOM is doing in one of the healthiest spots on the entire Internet!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 20 Nov 13 - 03:03 PM

Mental health day. Pretty much every day for me these days but not quite the same kinda day... until sleepies as I am not so stressed out when asleep until the nightmares kick in.

I took some of that stress by the horns today. Bought a new fridge. Maytag that qualifies for the Government du Canada 2013 Energy Rigginfriggin Savings. The Province du Nouveau NB will give me $75 toward it. My Frigidaire Leave It There Refrigyouuperator will no longer snap and crackle and bang in the middle of the night and wake me up and cause me STRESS! On Friday at oneish PM, the Maytag will be here and the Friggedupidaire will be toast. $800 plus plus $10 delivery and removal of the old piece of shit plus 13% sales taxed on. Of course, I bought it on sale at $100 bucks off on accounta... u know.

All I gotta do is clean off the half inch of frost on everything in the freezer compartment before I load it into the new fridge. Did I mention Frigidaire is a piece of shit?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Nov 13 - 09:18 PM

I thought Canadians just kept everything in The Big Walk-In Fridge they all share.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 20 Nov 13 - 10:06 PM

Guests to the MOAB should use a guest name or sign in. With this many posts we sometimes need a scorecard to tell all of the thousands of guests apart.

gnu, if you invest a few dollars in amber lenses to block blue light in the house in the evening, you might sleep better. Solar Shield over-glasses blue blockers. It's the lights and the television and computer monitors that may make sleep more difficult. Alice told me about this and I bought a pair and am testing them out. Put them on in the evening, maybe around 8pm, and when you feel sleepy, go to bed. Your brain hasn't been exposed to stimulating blue light for a couple of hours and should sleep better. Maybe it would help with the dreams.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 21 Nov 13 - 06:06 AM

Amber liquid works for me...


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 21 Nov 13 - 09:51 AM

Actually, while it may put you to sleep, very much of that amber liquid will mess up the stages of sleep and you won't get as good a rest. Something I think I tested on my own enough to be convinced of it. You're better off with a glass of apple juice than a dram of Scotch at bedtime if you're going for amber. But water is best.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 13 - 10:28 AM

The Last Guest was me. I didn't realize that I was cast out, alone, cold, and cookieless, to be kicked and abused and eventually to drift to The Fatal Glass of Beer and slide down the Great Chute to Perdition. Alas, I was such a good person Before!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Nov 13 - 11:11 AM

THANK YOU SRS! Capslock intended. I shall search these out immediately, if not sooner.

Pete... hashahahahahahaa


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 21 Nov 13 - 01:37 PM

$84.64 at my door from CNIB... Fitovers.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Nov 13 - 07:58 PM

Just stacked up there, waiting for you or someone to find it? I mean, I know Canadian money isn't REAL money, but it might blow away and litter the street.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 21 Nov 13 - 11:34 PM

Well, it's innerestin', I declare, ow the world ebbs and flows. I wanted a little extra dough to buy a studio work table for my audio setup, and just then I gets a long distance phone call that nets me a grand in a month. Unexpected, but perfectly fitted to the moment.

I am going crazy learning how my mixer works. It's a beaut--ALlen and Heath--great preamps--all the necessaries in a small package. Why it's got a recording bus, an aux bus, a main mix bus, and a special effects bus, and you can patch the playback bus into the aux bus and run it through the FX bus. I never seen such a mish mash of routings and tweakings. And that's before we even glance at the software. I swan, it is enough to make a man spin on his tiptoes.

But I am getting my wits around it slowly but surely, enough to use. Somewhere down the road there will be all kinds of recordings coming out.

There will be a schmaltz CD, and an AL Grierson Memorial CD, and a Western Trails CD and a bunch of historical epoch CDs, andf gawd knows what else, plus one or two of my own writings. Assuming my voice holds up and I don't get arthrotic paralygalosis of the zygotic regions.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 06:52 AM

Numb nuts?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 10:04 AM

Or a pain in the ass.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 10:05 AM

Where do you park all of those buses?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 03:53 PM

gnu, Amazon has a pair at 1/10th the price.

Amos, Mixer or mixer?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 05:35 PM

SRS... I don't do internet transactions. But, I appreciate your help.

THE NEW FRIDGE IS HERE! THE NEW FRIDGE IS HERE! It doesn't snap, crackle and pop! The freezer freezes! -19C!!! It's one cubic foot bigger but the shelving arrangement sucks so it isn't as spatially convenient as the 18 cubic feet piece of fucking shit that was taken away BUT this one WORKS! It won't wake me up at night with the snap, crackle and bang and so by piss me off so much that I can't go back to sleep. It won't piss me off every time I open the freezer compartment because there won't be a half inch of frost on everything just a month after I defrost the "frost-free SOB". This is a Maytag. I had a "Frigidaire... leave it there".

The Frigitair was deleivered Nov 23, three years ago. Cost a penny, Cost a lot more pennies in grief.

Happy dance time!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 09:13 PM

Iffen you bought it new why didn't you yell at the company about the warranty? Once Frigidaire was a good brand, but it would be my last choice these days.

We're talking about a new fridge to replace the Amanna we bought 20 years ago. Probably something in basic white with a bottom freezer. But who knows? We may replace the washer first, since the crick is friz over and that hard water is tough on the clothes.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 22 Nov 13 - 11:57 PM

ALlen&Heath Audio mixer4, not the cake-batter type. I remember licking those blades when Mom made chocolate frostying. Mmmmhmmmm! But mine just mixes signals, including effects like echoes, reverb and so on, on a number of differe4nt buses. Very fancy on a small scale for home studio use. Only one Auxiliary send, for example, for each channel, where a big operation might have six or seven Aux sends for each channel, so you can blend a select set of outputs for each artist to monitor, for example, And only one FX can be selected at a time, but it can be attached by degrees or not to each channel.

All of which is several steps removed from what I intend to end up being, just a soulful soul with a sole guitar and maybe a few angels singing harmony.


A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 13 - 12:06 AM

I'm a sucker for the fancy Kenmore's at Sears. I don't need the hugely-high-end monstrosities that some places sell. Keeping up with the Joneses.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 23 Nov 13 - 05:39 AM

SRS... do they meet code? From the Fitovers website :

Amber
Luminous Transmittance Value (Tv) = 14%

•Polarization reduces glare
•UV400 protects against UVA & UVB
•Blocks 99.9% of all reflected glare
•16% visible light passes through lenses to the eyes.
•medium to dark brown/yellow tint
•Blue Value 0.83, (greater than .40 passes)
•Ideal for bright sunny days and overcast conditions.
•Class 1 optics requirements and passes ANSI. Z80.3:2008; EN 1836:2005 (A1:2007), and AZ/NZS 1067:2003 (A1:2009).


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 23 Nov 13 - 02:45 PM

Just what code are you trying to meet? They block all I need them to. This is from the tags:

Solar Shield
Non-Polarized fits over
Blocks 100% UVA/UVB
NSI Z80.3 - 2010 meets strictest UV blocking requirements
Distributed by Dioptics, a Division of FGX International, Smithfield, RI 02917

As importantly, they don't break the pocketbook.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 24 Nov 13 - 07:21 AM

SRS... YOU are a smart shopper!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Nov 13 - 11:27 AM

Notre Dame 23, BYU 13.

Colder than a miser's heart in the stadium; I left before the half. Well, it wasn't the temp (25F) but the wind cut right through you and all you were wearing.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 24 Nov 13 - 12:38 PM

Trying to sit still in frigid temperatures is a challenge, and if you have to go to the bathroom at half-time it takes ages to get through the clothing and outer gear to take care of business. You made a wise choice!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 24 Nov 13 - 08:08 PM

So what should I know about Churchill, MB in early February?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 06:58 AM

Rap... hell actually does freeze over. You can even leave your rosary home on accounta Billybob can't get up thru the frozen tundra.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 12:26 PM

Hell is Manitoba?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 12:49 PM

Thursday, Surprise Mum Day, a dozen white and a dozen red roses so Mum could have two vases - living room and kitchen. Then, supper was fresh cooked lobster. Saturday, BDay, three packs of Macedamia nut cookies, two small fruitcakes, two cans of Shediac Bay lobster, a new 4X magnifying glass with LED light, a 600g box of frozen mini-eclaires, and a simply but well stated card. And a lot of hugs, of course. Now... the cookies were her idea. SiL hase been known to bake 120 dozen - no shit, 1440 - cookies and many, many pans of desserts such as Nanimo Bars and the like and various types of fruit cakes. She does this starting in late November. She freezes a lot of these in large plastic containers. BUT, each container contains various types of goodies (and I use that term loosely). Ya know what a cookie that sits in these containers, especially unfrozen, for any length of time tastes like. Kinda like what they are supposed to taste like plus all the other fuckin cookies. When SiL visited on BDay, Mum told her about all the cookies and fruitcake and that Penny SiL needn't bake any cookies for her for Kissmeass. Sly as a fox Mum is.

I must go get some cashews for her. The wind is dry and cold... it's a Blistex here. I know she's cashewless and she ain't goin out so that might perk up her day eh.

Bored? Why, yes I am, actually.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 02:08 PM

Hell, Manitoba is. I can say Winnepeg because Mum isn't here. (Don't tell her I said that.)


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST, Galactic Overlord's Evil Twin, Infinite Emp
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 02:24 PM

Let me introduce myself. I am the Galactic Overlord's "evil" twin, the Infinite Emperor, Lord of All Dimensions, Bringing of Joy in Evil, Proctor of the Sniggering Masses, Imperator of All Created and Uncreated.

You may address me as "Lord of this worm, your sniveling and lickspittle slave, (state your name)."

I only deign to post here because my foolish twin has done so. He will be dealt with, as there can be but One. Look to the skies, for what you call "Ison" is in Truth my twin, who is being cast into the flames of you star.

I expect that you will be grateful for this small time of Fame.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 05:28 PM

The last GUEST was me. I'm learning to use an iPod.

Yes, Pat and I are really going to Churchill, Manitoandba in February to study the aurora borealis. I've purchased my longies (lower part), my gloves, my glove liners will rent the parka, boots, and pants. I think I'll get some googles and a good facemask, too.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 09:00 PM

Yo! E2 er Yer Galactic Overbearing Twaddle er whatever tha fuck ya call yerself. Piss off eh? Bend over and take Ison up yer ass at megaspeed fer all I care. Flin Flon Fuck You Manitoba style... while the blackflies and skeeters from the land of a billion lakes are bitin yer ass.

Oh, yeah... speakin a blackfly and skeeter country and bendin over, here are the LHs in all their glory and shamne?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 25 Nov 13 - 11:29 PM

Okay, I'll bite. What is a Nanimo Bar? I've been to Nanimo and I don't remember any particular drinking establishments OR accretions of sand worthy of naming a cookie after.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 07:52 AM

SRS... Wiki says : "The Nanaimo bar is a dessert item of Canadian origin popular across North America.[citation needed] It is a bar dessert which requires no baking and is named after the west coast city of Nanaimo, British Columbia. It consists of a wafer crumb-based layer topped by a layer of light vanilla or custard flavoured butter icing which is covered with melted chocolate made from chocolate squares. Many varieties exist, consisting of different types of crumb with different flavours of icing (e.g., mint, peanut butter) and different types of chocolate. Two popular variations on the traditional Nanaimo bar involve mint- or mocha-flavoured icing."

I say a Nanaimo Bar is a vile and disgusting coagulation of sugar, particularly the minty one.

Oh... I meant... 'where' are the LHs?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 11:15 AM

I am SOOO flaming glad y'all are maintaining such civilized discourse, except for the EGO's twin.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 11:39 AM

Civility in discourse is a sine qua non at MOAB, Amos. You know that. Mom would never tolerate it if, for example, I were to call you a cross-eyed, unweaned, skunk-jumpin' urinal drinker even if it were true. She would force me to admit that you are neither strabismic nor drink from urinals and I would admit that was true. That would force me to apologize and of course a gentleman, such as you are, accepts an apology no matter how badly one is tendered. Civility and politeness are the watch-words of any truly great MC thread and MOAB just reeks of both.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: gnu
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 02:01 PM

I supose I should apologize. Manitoba is actually quite nice... the fishing is speckletacular! There are 94,241 km² of lakes to fish and a whack of rivers and streams. Sorry, Manitoba... my bad.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 26 Nov 13 - 02:07 PM

Thank you, Rapparee. I DO accept your apology, but I hope next time you will make it a little more abject.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST,laptopgnu
Date: 27 Nov 13 - 05:47 PM

MOMMY!


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Nov 13 - 09:13 PM

Having carried a forty pound lit candle while crawling through hot ashes for override a mile of blizzard-like conditions I cannot be much more abject in my apology, Amos. Perhaps an auto-auto-de-fe?


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Nov 13 - 10:23 PM

Before I do that though I'd like to know what you abject in all this is. I'd like a Mission Statement.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Acme
Date: 28 Nov 13 - 12:31 AM

Whew! Not only was Mudcat.org off the air, but Internet Explorer 11 was pushed out last night so I had to log on. I almost couldn't talk to MOM just now as myself.

Turkey is in the brine, a loaf of bread is rising. It'll bake before I go to bed and I'll put it way up high to keep the Labrador retriever from retrieving it from a countertop while I sleep. He's a counter surfer of the first order. Dinner is around 6pm tomorrow if any of you are in the neighborhood.


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Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Amos
Date: 28 Nov 13 - 01:11 AM

I wish you all the happiest of Thanksgivings, and reflect that you are, each of you, among the things I am thankful for in Existence.


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