Movements - Bowel

Subject: Movements - Bowel
From: gargoyle AKA Twezeliwop 1978-82
Date: 17 Aug 98 - 08:37 PM

This is a portion of a little ditty I learned at the UCLA "Uni-Camp" from an "inner-city" camper.

Found nothing on the DT with it....(Except for the unending August "movement" postings) and figured there must be MANY more than the small portion the camper blurted out the entire week.

Diarrhea, duke, duke,
Diarrhea, duke, duke,

Some people thinks its funny,
But, its really only runny.

CHORUS

When climbing up the ladder,
And you hear something splatter.

CHORUS

Subject: RE: Movements - Bowel
From: gargoyle
Date: 17 Aug 98 - 08:58 PM

mea culpa
Mea Culpa
MEA CULPA

My most SINCERE apologies....
The search was of the DT >>>>>
Not the discussion group...

Subject: RE: Movements - Bowel
From: Jenny
Date: 17 Aug 98 - 09:50 PM

I think you need to find another forum more indicative of your IQ.

Subject: RE: Movements - Bowel
From: Big Mick
Date: 18 Aug 98 - 12:53 AM

Off color cute - OK. You are just disgusting. I'm with you Jenny.

Subject: RE: Movements - Bowel
From: leprechaun
Date: 18 Aug 98 - 01:52 AM

Gargoyle - Look up Naughty Kids Greatest Hits in the thread filter.

Subject: RE: Movements - Bowel
From: Joe Offer
Date: 18 Aug 98 - 02:57 AM

Aw, Gargoyle, you're just not looking hard enough. Click here for the other extreme.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: Movements - Bowel
From: Bob Schwarer
Date: 18 Aug 98 - 09:02 AM

Check out John Updike's (yes, that John Updike) "The Beautiful Bowel Movement"

Bob S.

Subject: RE: Movements - Bowel
From: Earl
Date: 18 Aug 98 - 11:48 AM

Screamin' Jay Hawkins' "Constipation Blues"

Subject: RE: Movements - Bowel
From: Martin Ryan
Date: 18 Aug 98 - 12:12 PM

There's a version of "Fiddlers Green" doing the rounds these days based on switching "dockside" to "dog-shite" and proceeding from there!

Regards

Subject: RE: Movements - Bowel
From: Bill D
Date: 18 Aug 98 - 02:04 PM

Art Thieme used to sing...on stage... roughly to the tune of "Turkey in the Straw"

"A man fell into a septic tank,
Boy, that tank it really stank.
He couldn't really swim inside that tank,
But he went through the movements before he sank."

Subject: RE: Movements - Bowel
From: Mountain Dog
Date: 18 Aug 98 - 02:13 PM

Would it be untoward to suggest that the time has come to cut this crap?

Subject: RE: Movements - Bowel
From:
Date: 18 Aug 98 - 06:39 PM

Unfortunately, I posted all the crap songs I know in the Naughty Kids thread a while back.

Such humour was not always sneered upon. Get yourself a copy of the Tudor play, Roister Doister. I sometimes use one of the insults from it --"Thou shitten knave!". We are too puritanical these days when it comes to body functions.

For those of you interested in the folk aspect, a version of The Beggar's Song ("let the back and the sides go bare me boys, etc) is found in that play.