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Subject: Lyr Req: Invisible backward facing grocer From: Steve Parkes Date: 13 Oct 03 - 10:53 AM Anyone know this? It was extant in the early 70s, even before the famous MP for Bexhill and Sidcup and former grocer, Edward Heath, became Britain's first invisible backward-facing Prime Minister. With has the chorus Don't try to peer through the holes in the glass/ Speak at the opaque space provided, and including such poetic gems as One day as football was turning to cricket/And the roar of the traffic was drowned by birds, it tells the story of John Green, grocer, who loves his work but can't stand the public; inspired by a railway ticket office, among other things, he installs an opaque glass screen on his counter with a little slot at the bottom to pass out the goods. Mike James used to sing it at the Fitter's Arms, Walsall. Sounds a bit like a Leon Rosselsson song, but I don't think it is. Steve |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Invisible backward facing grocer From: greg stephens Date: 13 Oct 03 - 11:17 AM It is one of Alasdair Clayre's (may have spelt this wrong) songs. I'm sure a search will reveal a lot about him, as long as you try a few ways to spell his name! He wrote a lot of songs in the 60/70's, made radio programmes for Charles Parker etc etc.I have got the words and music for this somewhere, but it's buried deep in a box and I dont know where. Sorry! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Invisible backward facing grocer From: Dave Bryant Date: 13 Oct 03 - 11:35 AM Edward Heath was MP for Bexley and Sidcup. Bexhill would have meant a constiuency which stretched from SE London across Kent and Surrey, to the Sussex coast ! |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Invisible backward facing grocer From: Steve Parkes Date: 13 Oct 03 - 11:41 AM Well, I'm sure it wouldn't have been for the want of him trying, Dave! Although that kind of megalomania is more associated with grocers' daughters than with grocers, of course. Greg, Ithink you've spelt AC's names correctly -- I've got his 100 Folk Songs and New Songs at home; although IBFG isn't in it. Google didn't turn up anything for "invisible backward facing": astonishing -- you'd think there'd be tons of stuff under that heading! Let's see what it gets for "Alasdair Clayre". Steve |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Invisible backward facing grocer From: Steve Parkes Date: 13 Oct 03 - 11:48 AM Eighty-one, mostly for our Alasdair; but not a backward-facing sausage. Oh well, over to you again ... |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Invisible backward facing grocer From: mack/misophist Date: 13 Oct 03 - 12:04 PM Somebody please find and post it. I love the idea. |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Invisible backward facing grocer From: GUEST Date: 13 Oct 03 - 12:10 PM Google gets a couple of hits with "invisible backwards facing" but neither go much further than confirming Alasdair Clayre as the spelling |
Subject: Lyr/Chords Add: INVISIBLE BACKWARDS-FACING GROCER From: Leadfingers Date: 13 Oct 03 - 05:55 PM John Green the grocer lived a peaceful life He kept his mother to feed and protect him And he never ever dared go look for a wife Fearing that women would all reject him One spring when football was changing to cricket And the roar of the traffic was drowned by birds When he went to buy his Springtime season ticket At the booking office window he read these words Chorus Dont try to peer through the hole in the glass Speak at the opaque space provided He boarded his diesel with a thoughtful air And saw the little schoolgirls dressed in black Sat up at the front seats combing their hair In the massive shadow of the drivers back And he thought if those girls saw my face They would giggle with a tinkling feminine sound So I'll buy a sheet of glass with an opaque space And serve in my shop with my back turned round saying:- So the very next day his customers saw The space above the counter taken By a sheet of glass not there before There was no reply when they asked for bacon One of the customers peered wide eyed But all she could see was the back of a head Then a hand edged out with their bacon tied And a neatly printed card which read Now the customers talked and the press came to They pried and they peered but they couldnt closer And soon the whole wondering nation knew Its invisible backward facing grocer His gentlemanly ability to hide all feeling Made the breasts of the League of Political Women stir And John Green rose via M.P. for Ealing To Invisible backward Facing Prime minister Saying in Parliament And in the Cabinet And sometimes quietly to himself in the bath :- Inspired by British Rail doing away with the old grills at booking offices and replacing them with Shatterproof Plastiglass with a circular space that was audio clear. AND there was a sign that said Dont try to peer through the hole in the glass,Speak at the opaque space provided. Not a bad effort cosidering I havent sung this for about ten years.If any one wants the chords I will have to look up the book when I get home.Or PM me and I might be able to e-mail the dots. |
Subject: Lyr/Chords Add: INVISIBLE BACKWARDS-FACING GROCER From: allanwill Date: 14 Oct 03 - 03:01 AM From a book (circa 1966) I have that has lost its cover, so unfortunately I can't quote it: THE INVISIBLE BACKWARDS-FACING GROCER WHO ROSE TO FAME. Words and Music by Alasdair Clayre. John (C) Green the grocer lived a (G7) hesitant (C) life, he (G) kept his mother to (C) feed and pro-(G7)-tect him, and he (C) would not dare to (G7) look for a (C) wife, for he (G) dreaded that women would (G7) all re-(C)-ject him. One (G) Spring as (F) football (G) was changing to (G7) cricket, and the (G) roar of the (F) traffic was (C) drowned by (G) birds, as he (C) went to buy his Springtime (G7) season (C) ticket, at the (G) booking office window he (G7) read these (Am) words: (G) Don't try to peer through the (F) holes in the glass, (G) speak at the opaque (G7) space pro-(C)-vided. He caught his diesel with a thoughtful air and saw the little schoolgirls dressed in black, crushed up on the front seat, combing their hair in the massive shadow of the driver's back. And he thought; When those girls see my face, they giggle with a feminine, tinkling sound. I will buy a sheet of glass with an opaque space and serve in the shop with my back turned round. Saying; Don't try to peer throught the holes in the glass, speak at the opaque space provided. The very next day the customers saw the space above the counter taken by a sheet of glass not there before; there was no reply when they asked for bacon. One of the regulars peered wide-eyed but all she could see was the back of a head. Then a hand edged out with her bacon tied and a neatly printed card which read: Don't try to peer through the holes in the glass, speak at the opaque space provided. Allan |
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Invisible backward facing grocer From: Steve Parkes Date: 14 Oct 03 - 05:09 AM I posted to this thread about an hour ago, and it's disappeared! Well, I'll try again ... Thanks both for the words. I can still recall the tune. Wonder if I can re-learn the words in time for Thursday night? Steve |
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