Subject: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: Katherine Rhoda Date: 09 Sep 98 - 12:14 PM Does anyone know, please, the origin/authorship of the song (sung to the tune of the hymn "The Church's One Foundation") the following? &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& The dogs once had a meeting, they came from far and near They came in automobiles with a loud hurrah and cheer But before upon the meeting they were allowed to look They had to take their a******* off and hang them on a hook. Then in the hall they went at once, each mother, son and sire, But barely were they seated when someone hollered "Fire!" Then out they ran all in a rush, they had no time to look, And each one grabbed an a****** at random from the hook. They got their a******* all mixed up, it made them awful sore To think they did not get the one they always had before. And that's the reason why a dog will leave a nice, fat bone To go and smell an a****** in hopes he'll find his own. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Please excuse the transparent absurdity of the asterisks. I don't know this website's guidelines, if any, on earthy language, and am trying to be as respectful as possible while asking a question about a crude song. Thanks very much, Katherine Rhoda
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Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: Barbara Date: 09 Sep 98 - 12:35 PM Katherine, if you enter a key word into the box upper right, you will find the songs in the database. The word "asshole" will get you a number of hits, including the Dogs Meeting, the tune, and the information that it is performed by John (Roberts) and Tony (Barrand). I thought I had perhaps heard Stan Hugill's name associated with it, but I'm sure other Mudcatters will know more. Thank you for being considerate of my finer sensibilities, they're around here somewhere, I know it, I expect them to show up any day now... Blessings, Barbara |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: Bob Bolton Date: 09 Sep 98 - 06:39 PM G'day Katherine, We have in Australia a version of the "Dogs' Meeting" or the "Dogs' Festival" collected in the inland town of Gulgong during the 1950s by folklorist John Meredith. Although local rumour claims that the verses were dashed off by poet Henry Lawson to fund a few more drinks (circa 1910), I suspect that it is more recent since it uses the tune "Lincolnshire Poacher" as modified for a 1950s (?) novelty song "The Thing" in which the words concealed are replaced by a spoken "Boom, boom, boom" or some other substitute such as three 'tambor' beat on the face of the performer's guitar. The words, tune and details are in "Folk Songs of Australia and the men and women who sang them", John Meredith and Hugh Anderson, Rigby (?), c. 1965 - if I remember correctly. I must now look into the DT and see what else of the history can be gleaned. I know the Australian version was picked up by visting English singers in the 1960s but I would not claim authorship for us (and I don't know if I would want to anyway!)> Regards, Bob Bolton |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE DOGS' MEETING and THE CHANDLER'S SHOP From: Bob Bolton Date: 10 Sep 98 - 06:14 PM G'day all, This is the gen on 'The Dog's Meeting' as collected in Australia. At least this time I have the publisher correct (I realised my error as I sent the reply away).
From 'Folk Songs of Australia and the men and women who sang them', John Meredith and Hugh Anderson, Ure Smith, Sydney, 1967. The following text is written by Hugh Anderson, describing the collecting of this song by John Meredith in the 1950s (c. 1957, as the Sloanes still lived in Lithgow).
"Several elderly people have told John Meredith that Henry Lawson wrote 'The Dogs' Meeting' as well as the well-known 'Shearer's Lament'. When John was taking part in a concert at Mudgee, some time ago, an old man told him he was with Lawson when he wrote it. They were sitting, the old chap said, on a seat outside one of the local pubs watching the dogs do what dogs do when they meet, and afterwards, in the bar, Henry wrote out the ballad and read it aloud. There are certainly a lot of dogs about Mudgee streets even today and Lawson certainly knew his dogs (see, for example, 'The Shearing of the Cook's Dog', 'That There Dog of Mine', 'The Loaded Dog'. or 'Two Dogs and a Fence'), but whether he actually wrote these verses has been doubted by several reputable authorities.
It will be seen from the latter part of the quote that the words precede the pop song ('The Thing') using the same tune and device. It may be that Lawson did write the poem and the appearance of the pop song prompted setting the words to the same tune/structure. Anderson notes that "... whether he actually wrote these verses has been doubted by several reputable authorities." Of course, this is what "reputable authorities" do ...
Another interesting aspect in all this relates to another song - once more to the 'Lincolnshire Poacher' tune and coyly using with a (boom, boom-boom), or similar device. This is what I have known since ~ 1962 as 'The Chandler's Wife'. In fact I gave a version of this to John Meredith around late 1962 at the time he was looking for bawdy material, much of which was subsequently published in 'Snatches and Lays or songs Miss Lilywhite never taught us', "Sebastian Hogbotel & Simon Ffuckes", Sun Books, 1973.
The version I find in my current copy of the expanded version; 'More Snatches and Lays ', "Hogbotel & Ffuckes", Sun Books Pty Ltd, The MacMillan Co of Australia, South Melbourne, 1983, is two verses short of mine and transferred to the third person, so I don't think I can (or would wish to) claim it as my submission.
As I remember it, my version went:
THE CHANDLER'S SHOP
When I went down to the chandler's shop, some candles for to buy,
Now I was quick and I was young, so up the stairs I sped,
When the fun was over and the lady raised her head,
So many times and often, when the chandler wasn't at home,
So all you married men beware, take heed of what I've said. Now the interesting question is: just how old is this song? I believe I learned it from the late Declan Affley - a locally noted Irish singer, despite being born in Wales (but raised in an Irish Navvies' ghetto!) but I can no longer ask him where he learned it. I must check with the DT to see if there is a version there.
Was this song simply inspired by the pop song or was it (or a similar song) the sub rosa inspiration for the pop song? The wide use of the 'Lincolnshire Poacher' tune can only go back to the start of this century but was this the original tune? I note that the version of 'The Dogs' Meeting' that started this thread goes to 'The Church's One Foundation' so the tune is not a reliable indicator. Regards, Bob Bolton |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: GUEST Date: 20 Feb 04 - 06:42 PM |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: lady penelope Date: 20 Feb 04 - 06:55 PM The version I know is Matt Maguin and is on "The man with two heids". TTFN Lady P. |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: cobber Date: 20 Feb 04 - 09:06 PM Hi again Bob,
The version of the dog's meeting we recorded was from Bill Boundy and we always introduced it with the Lawson story and over many years, never met the "reputable authorities" who doubted it. Collecting bawdy songs around Australia was a hobby of mine in the late sixties and I heard a similar song to yours - I think in Townsville when I was living there is 66-67. It was also to the Lincolnshire Poacher and went like this: |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: Folkiedave Date: 21 Feb 04 - 02:19 PM I wonder if the person who was thinking Stan Hugill sang this was actually thinking of the sailing barge skipper, Bob Roberts who certainly included this in his repertoire. Regards, Dave |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: breezy Date: 21 Feb 04 - 04:23 PM trust the aussie one to be the crude version!! rugby clubs only? Thanks guys Dave Webber does Bob Roberts but I cant see him going this un |
Subject: Lyr Add: THE DOGS' PARTY From: Duane D. Date: 21 Feb 04 - 06:34 PM The version we used to sing in NJ came from Mike Agranoff. I don't know where he got it, possibly folk processized from John and Tony. This version is "The Dogs' Party." The Dogs' Party The dogs, they had a party, they came from near and far. Some dogs came by taxi and others came by car. They went into the meeting house and signed the visitors book and each dog hung his asshole from off a separate hook. One dog was not invited, which greatly raised his ire. He went into the meeting house and loudly hollered, "FIRE." So great was the confusion, the dogs forgot to look and each dog grabbed an asshole from off the nearest hook. Now if you've ever tried it, you know it makes you very sore to wear another's asshole you've never worn before. So now each time that dogs meet, no matter where you roam, each sniffs the other's asshole and hopes it is his own. Next time I see Mike Agranoff I'll ask him where he got it. Duane. |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: GUEST,Angie Date: 08 Jan 09 - 08:51 PM I thought it originated in Indiana on the Bob and Tom show. I thought Jimmy Reiser had a part in this, but I might be completely off. |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: Joybell Date: 08 Jan 09 - 09:45 PM Do you mean the version given by Duane, Angie? Because that radio show dates from 1983. Versions of "The Dogs' Meeting" date from collections in the 1950s. It was almost certainly around before that in Aus. There's more on the threads at the top here. Cheers, Joy |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: GUEST,WahooCreek Date: 03 Apr 09 - 11:55 PM I've heard a version of the "Dogs' Meeting" song that includes lyrics along the lines of black dogs having white assholes and white dogs having black. Anybody else heard this? |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: Peace Date: 04 Apr 09 - 01:57 AM Here's a laugh to go along with the song. "Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both." |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: Neil D Date: 04 Apr 09 - 01:49 PM Ahhh Peace, You always make me laugh or smile when I least expect it and need it most. Thanks! Christina |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: GUEST Date: 05 Jun 09 - 03:38 PM does anybody know the book that has "The Dog Meeting" as a childrens book....its obviously more cleaned up than the lyrics here |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: Bonzo3legs Date: 05 Jun 09 - 04:58 PM You mean songs about Gordon Brown?? |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: GUEST Date: 16 Jul 09 - 07:14 AM My dad used to regale us with a shorter version of 'The Dog's Meeting (poem) when we were kids.... Dad was born in 1946, and heard it recited by 'Old George Geen' when he was about 10 years old... He has never forgotten it, and continues to recite it to us (to our delight ) to this day. I have always wondered as to the origin of it... |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: The Vulgar Boatman Date: 16 Jul 09 - 06:14 PM Peace, that is priceless... KYBTTS |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: GUEST,Fossil (at work) Date: 17 Jul 09 - 03:31 AM I sing this song occasionally, usually when children are around: the mentions of a*rseholes by an adult always raises a giggle or two. Most of the versions above correspond roughly to the one I know, except for the last verse, which I learned as follows: ...and that's the reason why, sir when walking down the street and that's the reason why, sir when doggies chance to meet and that's the reason why, sir, on land or sea or foam.... (spin out this note as long as you can!) They'll sniff each other's a*seholes TO SEE IF IT'S THEIR OWN! Ah, happy memories... |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: GUEST Date: 30 Nov 10 - 05:13 AM All the doggies went to a party They came from near and far Some came by aeroplane some came by car But ere inside the city wall they were allowed to look Till every little doggy, had hung his bottom on a hook They gathered in the party room, each mother son and sire When all of sudden, someone shouted, fire! They all rushed out in panic and didn't stop to look Each doggy grabbed a bottom from the nearest hook That's why a doggy when he leaves his masters home Smells another doggy's bottom to see if it's his own |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: EBarnacle Date: 30 Nov 10 - 11:15 AM I got the version cited by Duane but with the ending that Fossil cites from Brian Bowers, done in a concert at the Bottom Line, of lamented memory, during the 1970's. |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: GUEST,Chinacat Date: 25 Sep 11 - 06:58 PM 1st herd a version of this in about 1970 at a South Street Seaport concert( the real early days before the commercialism) & I believe it was sung by Bernie Klay. |
Subject: RE: Song re dogs sniffing rear ends From: GUEST,Gary Barlow Date: 29 Jan 13 - 09:02 PM Hi this is my version. The dogs once held a meeting and they came from near and far, Some came by helicopter and some by motor car, Some came for curiosity and some to have a look, But they all had to take their arseholes off and hang them upon a hook. So into the hall they had gathered, every mother, son and sire, When some little yellow dog yelled out "Fire" Well this caused some confusion and here was no time to look, So they all grabbed at random, an arsehole from a hook. And, that's the reason also why, that dogs stop in the street, They'll stop and swap a sniff or two with every dog they meet, And that's the reason also why a dog will drop a bone, To go and sniff an arsehole, in a hope that it's his own. |
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