ADJECTIVES

Subject: ADJECTIVES
From: Jeep man
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 10:40 PM

IN MY SEARCH FOR THE PROPER LYRICS TO MY 1ST MILLION SELLER SONG, I FIND MORE AND MORE THE NEED FOR HELP FOR THE FOLLOWING.

LIST OF ADJECTIVES TO DESCRIBE (1) MEAN (2) UGLY (3)DRUNK

IE; MAD DOG MEAN. MUD FENCE UGLY.

THER MIGHT BE SOME WEB PAGES ON THIS SUBJECT. THANKS, JEEP

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: khandu
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 10:56 PM

grass grabbing drunk (so drunk you must lie down, grab the grass to keep from being slung off the earth)

ass-slapping drunk

k

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Jeep man
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 11:19 PM

THATS WHAT I NEED KHANDU! THIS TYPE OF DESCRIPTION IS WHAT I WANT.

HOW ABOUT SOME MORE EVERYONE? JEEP

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 11:31 PM

jeep...your capslock is stuck--

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Jeep man
Date: 04 Dec 03 - 11:59 PM

Thanks, Bill. You so right. Jim

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: GUEST,reggie miles
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 12:12 AM

I hope this helps. I started this thread almost a year ago and recieved an amazing number of replies to this question. How do you say drunk?

*hic*

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 03:57 AM

Under the alcofluence of incohol? [jeeze------!]

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 03:59 AM

So it's romantic ballads your penning, right?

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: GUEST,Boab
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 04:02 AM

"Nissed as a pewt".
"Black as the Earl o' Hell's waistcoat"
"Daft as a brush"
"Pissed as a fart"

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 04:58 AM

(as in the film title) "Coyote Ugly" = when you wake up after a boozy night lying next to someone so ugly that you would cut/chew your own arm off (that they're sleeping on) rather than risk waking them by removing it (and so having to kiss them goodbye)

Nigel

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: GUEST,GEORGINA
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 10:45 AM

Nigel,
      I knew a fellah like that once.

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Peace
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 01:17 PM

He was on TV. A show called "The Fugitive."

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 01:25 PM

Mean enough to kick puppies.
Tough enough to eat bullets and use the farts to hunt ducks.
Baaaaaaaaaad drunk.
So mean he'd kick his momma's crutch away.
So mean he enjoys being sick so he can give it folks.
Ugly enough to scare the coyotes off a gutpile.
Ugly as ten miles of homemade mud fence.

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 01:25 PM

gee...you might wanta read about The Ugly Islands for some perspective on THAT part of your search. I'm not sure adjectives abound, but descriptions sure do!

(I remember a line about a kid SO ugly, the family had to tie a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him!)

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Pseudolus
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 02:51 PM

I've always preferred Fugly.... for F'n ugly.....

Frank

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: PoppaGator
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 03:15 PM

Learned from a former Oklahoman:

"Uglier 'n a tree fulla owls"

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: GUEST,zinger
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 03:35 PM

half cut as in drunk, or licked

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Folkiedave
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 05:07 PM

Uglier than a box of frogs?

Dave
www.collectorsfolk.co.uk

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 05:43 PM

Face like a smacked arse is a common Lancashire expresion for a miserable look:-)

Rat-arsed (for drunk) I think is UK nationwide but very common round here.

Cheers

DtF

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 05:44 PM

Or Pie-eyed. Work out if it is drunk or ugly...;-)

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: GUEST,Clint Keller
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 05:59 PM

"Grinning like a coyote eating shit out of a wire brush" is the only one I can think of right now. Does this tell something about me?

clint

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: GUEST,petr
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 06:46 PM

man i love beer,
i could suck beer through a shitty rag.

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 07:55 PM

"so ugly, she looks like she'd been French-kissed by a Mack truck"

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 07:58 PM

and if you look at this site you'll find more sayin's than you can shake a stick at...

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 08:01 PM

Half seas over
- imbibed too much... once wrote a song about that phrase... had forgotten it...

Robin

Subject: RE: ADJECTIVES
From: Snuffy
Date: 05 Dec 03 - 08:06 PM

We'll rant and we'll roar, like true British sailors
We'll rant and we'll roar, all night in the pub
Like true Shellbaks born, who've been twice round the horn
We get half-seas over each week at the club.

Shantymen Bold by Ron Shuttleworth