Punch The horse new year fred

Subject: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 11:04 AM

Happy New year !!!!

I am pleased, nay proud, to announce that "Punch The Horse" will be playing at "Durty Nellies" Hull tonight usual start.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 02 Jan 04 - 11:13 AM

to you too Osson mate

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 03 Jan 04 - 05:32 AM

Come on then give us a list of gigs for January and the release date for your CD

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 04 Jan 04 - 02:27 PM

Another year, another thread. Hey up piper, hows it hanging?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 04 Jan 04 - 03:44 PM

in fine voice today Mick-only matched by the superiority of your knitwear!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 03:57 AM

...and my headwear.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 06:07 AM

Why thank you Linda.I am thinking of having a pair of underpants made of the same material.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 09:11 AM

Here we are then. I hope you like me manages to survive the Festive season by the skins of me teeths and hope to see more daylight ASAP Happy Nude Year To Ye all. CT

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 09:21 AM

Going to the survivours session at the six bells the morra CT and KJ?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: KJ
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 10:26 AM

We are indeed Johnny me lad, can you e.mail us, major problems with USB ports, digital cameras & not being able to update 'cos of a stupid service pack!! means we've lost our e.mail adresses as we've had to do a clean install, bollocks,bollocks, stupid f*****g, useless pieces of machinery. I hate computers, so there!! Rant rant rant.....

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 10:41 AM

Don't talk to me about bloody computers!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 10:49 AM

consider it done kj

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 12:36 PM

Well my computer is fucked as well. And yesterday the washing machine failed mid-cycle. And I got mud on my trousers.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 05 Jan 04 - 03:35 PM

Oaklet dearest, what kind of mud, was it the thick clay based mud that I so love to wrestle in, or was it the thin runny stuff that I paint on before sex. Can we share recipes

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:01 AM

If a sentance has "Oakley" "Trousers" and "mud" in it you can bet your last centime it will be something runny, fizzy and slightly unpleasant.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:07 AM

Smallpipes, I have been in touch with the powers that be at the "Fairview" they will be doing the last bit of mixing on the Wednesday fourteenth of this month so I will get a demo the same day.

I have the cover sorted out, so afterI have aranged the running order I am quietly confident we will have it ready for consumption the very next week.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:17 AM

Excellent I look forward to hearing it

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:17 AM

I was going to add.. anyone going to the six bells barow tonight?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 06:54 AM

Smallpliers,

Ted Evans (the builder, not the paramedic), Frank, his half-sister - Moreen, Norris, Dirty Ron, The Lewis brothers, Ken Harris and Nigel Potts will hopefully be joining me for a game or two if darts and dominoes in the 6 Bells tonight. So please keep the bloody racket down in the back room.

Ragu Tosh, it was the cloying stuff with a high organic content. The recipe is: take one dominant, careless, overfed dog....

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 07:34 AM

Okay oakers I'll bring the Highland Pipes then! That'll screw your aim up so you might win!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 07:54 AM

I have gained permission from the Bridgemaster to borrow the Humber foghorn which is pitched in E flat. This is rather lucky, means I will be able to join in with some of smallpipers highland tunes.CT.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 08:29 AM

Colin Thompson!!!!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 08:34 AM

Oss, do you have any serving suggestions in order to best consume the CD? Does shellfish figure prominently?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 06 Jan 04 - 12:35 PM

No.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 05:27 AM

Did you win at Darts then Oakers?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 06:14 AM

And did rural sex survive the ordeal?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 06:22 AM

No, no-one turned up so I had to play tunes and that in the back room instead. And I walked 7 miles to get a game of arrows as well. I was wondering how I got home.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 06:31 AM

Our good friend Bassic carried you home my friend in a large sack with the logo of South Ferribee Welk Farms inc. embalzoned upon its side do you know them?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 12:20 PM

Darts!!! is this a new string to yer bow then oaklet? I used to be shit at them, me, much prefared tipp-itt,dwyle flonking and rhubarb thrashing 'cos they involved skulling rakes of pints.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: KJ
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 02:01 PM

Now what did that poor rhubarb ever do to you?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 04:05 PM

Ah rhubarb... responsible for many a quick sprint to the nearest loo!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Les from Hull
Date: 07 Jan 04 - 04:57 PM

Yes, with rhubarb you get a good run for your money.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 04:45 AM

This thread is putting years on me.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 05:07 AM

Just when you can ill afford to have 'em Deany....

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 05:49 AM

Is the band playing the Endeavour,Whitby on the 27/28th February, hopefully the answer is affirmative as a couple who saw you at the do in Huddersfield will be in town that weekend and would like to see you again, as would the good lady Wombat and myself

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 06:23 AM

Alas, no raggy.We will be at the Butler bear boutique the week before, that is 22/22nd of the Feb.The line up will be - me, Andy, Nikki, Antoine on guitar.Hope you can make it that week instead.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 06:25 AM

I wish I had said that Linda.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 07:05 AM

What is this, the pick on Deanie week....?

By the by, I saw an absolutely superb band on Tuesday night at the Springhead. Called The People. Anybody seen them? Me and the fellas were doing Fizzy Gravy homework. They play every tuesday night, and it ain't folk music, but they were fantastic. Just thought I'd mention it.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Jan 04 - 07:14 AM

i seen then, there good, they there ebery tusday, and called the people and frends.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 06:26 AM

So where and when are PTH playing this January?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 08:11 AM

When are you playin next at nellies in hull?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 09 Jan 04 - 10:00 AM

Not telling.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:46 AM

Never mind him sweetfire, he's never been the same since he started playing that hoochy - coochy music with his new chums in "Fizzy Gravy".

"Punch The Horse" will be changing your demeanour,wandering over the far famed kerry mountains, serenading maggie in the dirty old town at the "Durty Nellies" on Saturday 31st.I think it is the lovely Nikki on the 'owld fiddle,unless it is Oakers.

Just worth a mention, copies of our new CD will be on sale that night.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Jan 04 - 02:58 PM

Nikki recons its herself on the fiddle that night Osson

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 03:41 AM

Cooooool...! Who's Nikki again?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 03:45 AM

can I come?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 04:18 AM

No.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,Marmot
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 04:41 AM

Apologies for being thick - have been in Hull for 4 months now and still failed to find Nellie's - WHERE IS IT????????? Help!!!!!! am getting folk club withdrawl!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 04:50 AM

Nellie's is in Beverley aka The White Horse it's on Hen Gate behind the Bus station. Durty Nellies is on High Street in the Old town in Hull. Near Argos.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 12 Jan 04 - 05:31 AM

Cool, thanks for that Osson. I don't think i'm working so i'll hopefully be able to see ya all in action!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 09:18 AM

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 09:20 AM

Well said, as usual, GUEST.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 10:42 AM

I second that.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 13 Jan 04 - 02:42 PM

King Rollo was quite enjoyable in da Irish pub last Friday. I took his last one.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 04:00 AM

Awww that's not nice, HPB! The People were also in excellent form at the Springhead last night.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 14 Jan 04 - 05:08 AM

Does anybody want to buy 19,980 Sir Cliff Richard Floating Wilderness Buttons? Now reduced to just 85p each for a quick sale.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 04:03 AM

Looks like I'll be getting the sack from my position of Marketing Manager at Oakley Enterprises then.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 06:18 AM

King Rollo....has he played at one of your sessions before Pete?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 07:09 AM

Not that I know of.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 15 Jan 04 - 08:56 AM

Oh never mind then. I'm sure that i've seen him but can't rememner where!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 02:36 AM

He aint played at any of my sessions either, sweetfire.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 02:40 AM

" Changing your Demeanour" "Punch The Horses" new CD is now complete !!!! and is being run off as we speak.I played a bit of it over the phone to the oaklet the other night and he pronounced it excellant.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 04:13 AM

It must have been my regional accent - a legacy from the picturesque West Midlands. I am after all, the only one round here who can understand every word of what Karen Thompson is going on about.

The CD might sound even better without the ghetto blaster - cordless phone - mobile (cellphone) link. I suspect that the bits with me on it will be the highlights. As usual.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 04:47 AM

Am I on it?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 08:49 AM

Anybody know someone who sells Jonh Bull printing presses? CT

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 09:13 AM

Last week, I sent a container of them to landfill, thinking that I'd never shift them. You should have said, Colin (that was Colin Thompson) Thompson.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 09:59 AM

Oaklet, I don't want to worry you, but in Cold Mountain your namesake is mortally injured in scene 2 and dead by scene 3- he lies on his death bed whilst having the strains of fiddle music played to him. I saw no evidence of purple lycra, but other than that it was uncannily like I envisioned your own death bed scene to be (not for many years to ocme I sincerely hope!)

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 10:01 AM

I dreamed the very same scene last night! But the purple lycra was present...

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 10:04 AM

Spooky.

ocme?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 11:05 AM

De-mister dreams about me in lycra - I dream that Judith Chalmers is sucking custard out of my navel. These I trust, are not related. I plan to be around for a bit, Linda Kelly, but as they they say in the shellfish business, you never really know.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 11:35 AM

Oh dear..........................

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 16 Jan 04 - 06:17 PM

Nikki says she's looking forward to hearing the new PTH cd and you know what so am I

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 05:36 AM

I am really looking forward to our Nikki hearing it as well, John.

She, as well as the others did sterling service that day of the recording and I am really pleased with the result.Unfortuantly I have only the master at the moment but a container load will be ariving on wednesday.Oaklet the scamp, cannot wait till then so he is flying over the Humber bridge as speak to hear a preview and hopefully we shall skull a pint or two after.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: smallpiper
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 02:32 PM

wassafiggle!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 08:34 PM

So, when is the cd launch, you know canapes, sausage on sticks, pickled onions and stale cheese made to look like a hedgehog and cheap fizzy plonk ..................call yourself a band ????

On a more serious note, we have been invited to a CD launch later this month at which we will no doubt buy at least one copy of said CD

..............just an idea .........

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,Simon Danvers.
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 08:36 PM

What a totally waste of time in an otherwise brilliant site, are there really no telephones in this part of the world.
I assume thid thread is to promote an English Irish band, but if
they are so popular in England it must be a very well kept secret.
Get a life lads. If this is English humour it's gone back a little
since the great days.
To Joe Offer and the guy's who provide a real service to the folk music community, many thanks.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 17 Jan 04 - 11:20 PM

blar, blar, b;ar, just get lost, punch the horse are my frends, and thetty are a good band, and i bet you not eben got a band, so just get lost then.john

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jan 04 - 04:04 AM

Simon ............ you don't have to read it

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 18 Jan 04 - 12:02 PM

Sloppy punctuation, Simon, old love, but a valid enough opinion.

I won't be drawn on how I got hold of it, but I have heard the new CD, and I have to admit it is effing excellent. The musicianship is kneetremblingly good, and the mixing is near perfect. Watson's accordion and Dean's guitar are the bedrock that the fiddles, whistles, flutes and mandolins of Oakley and Williamson augment beautifully, and the product is ear sex. Oh, and there's some singing too! McGarry is on fine form, and the production has a live feel that is redolent of the PTH pub sound, crackling with joy. I have made some stumbling attempts at recording, and have done enough to know that these guys must have been lucky enough to all be on top performing form on the day they happened to have the studio booked, and you can hear all them lifting each other, and playing out of their skins. So there.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Daithi
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 04:38 AM

The things folks 'll say to get a free copy....! ;^)

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 04:42 AM

Skipjack. I love you and I want to have your babies.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 05:00 AM

And.............. to answer the guest Simon Danvers, f*u*ck the begrudgers.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 06:21 AM

O Raggy, dear old boy, yah know we are just working lads trying to do our best.Canapes forsooth !!There might be the odd whelk floating arouud if oaklet can be coxed into putting on the lurex waders.

I gather by your comments that you will be at whitby on the 21st.?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 06:27 AM

Mr Danvers, I am most interested in how you define who or what provides a REAL service to the folk community. I suppose I'll never get an answer 'cos if he's that pissed off with us he won't look at the thread again.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 06:47 AM

Many thanks for that embarrassingly nice review, Skippy. I haven't heard it myself yet, but I can tell you that we all had an absolute ball on the day in question. We were laughing all day! Perhaps it shows on the recording...

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 11:54 AM

Ossen and chaps and chapess, I don't think we'll be in Whitby on the 21st unless that is the official launch of the CD in which case I will endeavour (sic) to get across on the Saturday after attending the launch of Anthony John Clarkes new CD on the Friday night. please keep me informed of this vital music informed so we don't aggrevate Simple Simon

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 19 Jan 04 - 02:56 PM

YO Yo Yo ! Raggy. It is as official as anything gets that involves "Punch the Horse"

So see you on Saturday 21st.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 06:34 AM

For your amusement, people, try to picture me in wide flares, a flowery top, a silver wig, hat, and shades, playing 20th Century Boy with a seven piece band. There was a point on Saturday night when I thought "Is this what my life has been leading up to?"

My musical integrety is in tatters, but hey, it was fun!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 06:55 AM

King Rollo was at the Sunday session in the Sun on the 18th - and he let me play some mandolin breaks on a couple of his numbers (fame at last).

R

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 09:44 AM

I bow before your superior talent, Rog. Beats playing "It's not unusual" to 200 drunk bimbos. (I think...doesn't it? Hell, I'm confused...)

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 03:07 PM

Rog. are you still running a sess at the "Sun" on the last sunday of the month.You did tell me but I forgot and/ or had drink taken.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 20 Jan 04 - 03:11 PM

You must give me the name of your tailor, Axeman.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 04:45 AM

Mick

There is a session in the Sun every Sunday (ie it has reverted to what was the setup before the "Nellies" session went there). However, I'm not running anything except Tuesday nights - Keith is running all of the sessions on Sundays but I get there most weeks. Last Sunday built up very nicely and was a good mix of folk, blues and country.

Rog

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 04:54 AM

My daughter, Stephanie, is the creative genius in the family, Michael.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 21 Jan 04 - 04:31 PM

I always knew that Peter.By the By the container load of CDs arived today and are now on sale.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 22 Jan 04 - 10:35 AM

Am I on it?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 05:31 AM

Yes, yes you are.And............ you have now got your very own copies.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 06:49 AM

Micheal, it's gorgeous! Can I make a bit of a confession? To understand this, you must take into account that we've been playing together for five years. Over that time we have made changes to personnel and material, we've done crappy gigs, had wonderful nights, and share a huge amount of memories. And it's culminated in this. Whilst driving back with the cd on in the car, thinking about all this, David Oakley's Abbefeale actually caused me to burst into tears. I always knew it would do that to me one day. Today was the day, when I least expected it.

Thankyou, David. From the bottom of my heart. And Mick, and Andy, and Nikki, and John Smith, for giving me so much joy over the last five years. I shall treasure that time forever. Sounds corny, but I wanted to tell you that.

Long live the music. See you at Durty Nellies next saturday for more of the same.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 07:26 AM

I'm going to cry

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 07:26 AM

100

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 09:35 AM

Raggy, I defy the hairs on the back of your neck not to stand up when you hear Abbeyfeale. I have tried several times now, without success.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 10:26 AM

You big daft soppy git

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 10:29 AM

Some people say that about me - well one, actually.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 10:29 AM

...........or might have been two

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 11:24 AM

The guest wot got Numero Centurio was Moi

How about that for grand use of our native tongue, is not Mother English a wonderful language

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 23 Jan 04 - 11:38 AM

I would just love to give Mother English some native tongue.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Pistachio
Date: 24 Jan 04 - 07:33 PM

Looking forward to hearing your new CD. Can I do a SWOP with Lindas and mine! ( just off the Hard drive 23/01/04. I LOVE 'Abbeyfield' Thanks Oaklet. It is a magical tune. See you anon... and Peter, just remember to not wear the flowery top and silver wig for 'PtH' gigs. The others won't be able to comPETE! Ugh! Sorry.!!! Mick, I'm already planning to be at the Monks on time next Sunday!Cheers. Haze!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 12:02 PM

Awwwww Hazel, can't I please wear the flares on Saturday? It would be worth it just to see the look on Mick's face!

And I still can't get over Abbeyfeale... kills me everytime.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 12:12 PM

You should ask jOhn what he thinks of the track 9 (how apt) masterpiece... It was one of my funniest Mudchat moments last night. Exactly how did he manage to have a thread reviewing the CD pulled by the elves? Bet his lips are sealed.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: UB Ed
Date: 26 Jan 04 - 10:04 PM

Well, God bless you then Harpmaker.

Who is Fred? Where is Hull? How might I punch this horse?

Ed

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 04:50 AM

Blimey, jOhn. How DID you do that? Was the review THAT bad??

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 06:16 AM

Any chance of a link to this review
Ta

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 10:53 AM

"Punch the Horse" are plating at "Durty Nellie's" in Hull on Saturday night.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Noreen
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 11:25 AM

And where are these lachrymogenic CDs available, pray? Would the lovely Skipjack be able to bring one to Ireland for me, I wonder? Or praps he could bring a case and sell some coals in Newcastle? How far is Portaferry from Newcastle? (Newcastle Co. Down of course.)

Questions, questions... (yippee, I'm back on line!)

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 11:28 AM

Not seen you in ages, babe! (DM has had beer....)

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 11:33 AM

And what does lachrymogenic mean?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Noreen
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 11:36 AM

Just as well I'm a good 250 miles away then....

:0)

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Noreen
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 11:42 AM

Means it made you blub, you big softie :0)

And where and when can I get Linda and Hazel's masterpiece too?

I am so out of touch!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 02:33 PM

Noreen sweetie, I shall be in County Cork at Easter, staying in the beautiful village of Glengariff at the head of Bantry Bay, if you're near there I shall endeavour to get a copy signed by the band and bring it out for you .............advise .......

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 03:52 PM

sorry we are too busy to publicise ours I'm teaching Hazel Sage accounting-We've both lost the will to live!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Les from Hull
Date: 27 Jan 04 - 06:59 PM

Hmm Sage Accounting, eh? Now there's a lass that knows her onions!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 28 Jan 04 - 10:02 AM

Come come les, you know both of them can knock the stuffing out of you !!!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 29 Jan 04 - 04:32 AM

The snow appears to have killed this thread.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 29 Jan 04 - 04:39 AM

Anybody like to buy a snowshoe, only have the one CT

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 29 Jan 04 - 05:01 AM

To all those inconvenienced by the snow, I urge you to try to picture exactly what the current cold spell is doing to Harpmaker's organ. The poor blighter.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 03:23 AM

I've been out gritting, me.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 03:51 AM

Singing to ice - nice one CT

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,CT
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 06:09 AM

Good title for a CD. KJ

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 08:17 AM

Just been talking to our Nikki on the telingbone.She is bravely facing the snow, slush and gritters and that, to be at Saturday nights performance of "Punch the Horse" at the "Durty Nellies" and is looking forward to seeing us all.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,Robespierre
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 08:21 AM

This thread has to be the dullest on mudcat. Do you guys really need your own monthly forum to discuss sod all?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 08:40 AM

Hullest - goodbye

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 09:05 AM

its neva dull in ull - you read it ALL though eh !!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 09:47 AM

Of course we do Robespierre- just because your Billy No Mates doesn't mean the rest of us are!!!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,Stroke the Donkey
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 09:54 AM

Lets talk penis size then!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 09:55 AM

I agree with Robespierre. Why don't you just send text messages to each other. Or ring each other up? If it wasn't for my need to wade through the endless chapters of the "European White Fish Directive - Its Affect on UK Estuarine Shellfish Farming", I'd be so outraged at the drivel in here that I'd be moved to complain. Now stop it. All of you.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 09:56 AM

It never fails to amaze me how these sad bastards keep critisising us, yet never miss an opportunity to get in on the act.

Get a life, fool !!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 10:22 AM

Oakley, you know my opinion on text messages.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 10:29 AM

It's like Bedlam on Sunday in the good old days in here. It all goes dull and quiet, then someone wants some entertainment, so the man hits the loonies on the head with the mallet, and they all dance up and down with indignation and make funny faces. We'd die, or phone eachother up with boredom without the elixir of the troll.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 12:09 PM

Long live the troll!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 02:37 PM

Gollum to the lot of you CT

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Oaklet
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 02:41 PM

Colin Thompson!!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Jan 04 - 09:26 PM

get stuffed guest.john

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 31 Jan 04 - 10:19 AM

Just to remind you all that p the h will be playing at durty nellies tonight 9pm start.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 31 Jan 04 - 01:54 PM

David! Please accept my sincere apologies. It would appear my psychic powers are more wide ranging than I ever would have considered.Tolkein is hobbit formimg and gollum has consumed all the Welks on the south bank. I have inadvertantly destroyed your shellfish empire.If I can in anyway assist in a re-connonation project I will be free tomorrow lunchtime in South Ferriby. My heartfelf apologies CT

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: harpmaker
Date: 31 Jan 04 - 07:36 PM

That reminds me, will have to order me Welks. Oi, Raggytash-Mr nick,
I was enjoying this thread, Wi me little un (apparantly) Now you've gone & changed it!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 31 Jan 04 - 07:50 PM

Farewell old Fred

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST
Date: 31 Jan 04 - 08:57 PM

Delighted to see Irish music is ao popular in Hull, you have your
own Irish thene pub, as has every towm and city in the woeld.
Punch the Horse seems to be Englishmen. trying to play Irish music,
and your own mouthpiece, the sometmes abusivw, and sometimrs sane,
member from Hull. Bad.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 31 Jan 04 - 10:33 PM

just get ost guest, yoiu olby lookinh at thris thread to make trubble, and why dont you pit your name then, arsehloe.john

i always put my name, and if they say i dont, they lying, and making it up.john, sio just get lost.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,KJ
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 03:47 AM

I think I had a drop too much yesterday CT

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 03:49 AM

It's a common problem round here CT, don't worry bout it!

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Linda Kelly
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 07:00 AM

would you be calling McGarry an Englisman to his face Guest?

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 07:08 AM

guest is big load of shit!
gust-post your name and a dress, then i bust your face , and serbe you right cos yoi pisss me off.jorn

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 01 Feb 04 - 07:52 AM

I doubt that very much, Linda.But as I have said many times, what would shock/worry Mick McGarry would turn thousands grey.

Subject: RE: Punch The horse new year fred
From: GUEST,White Dove
Date: 02 Feb 04 - 09:47 AM

Hey Linda a little birdie told me you met my double in Hull!!!!LOL!!!

it was not meeeeeeeeeeee!!!


big hugggggssssss from Whitby