BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow

Subject: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow
From: Doktor Doktor
Date: 28 May 04 - 07:18 AM

Mark your calendars for this Saturday.

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4 p.m. BST all British women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all British women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-taliban sentiment. For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ grill.

The government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. It is your patriotic duty to pass this on.

Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow
From: GUEST,cautious
Date: 28 May 04 - 07:38 AM

With some of our neighbours that could be a pretty grim prospect.

Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow
From: Mrrzy
Date: 28 May 04 - 09:08 AM

I like this idea! Can we do it in the States too? Oh, no, that's right, Americans are so prudish a split-second of breast with covered nipple can cause people to sue for traumatic damages... Hmmm, wonder if we're closer to the Taliban than we'd like to think.

Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow
From: el ted
Date: 28 May 04 - 09:11 AM

Doktor,
      We do all that every weekend on the North York Moors anyway, where's the catch?

Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 28 May 04 - 09:23 AM

Gorse bushes !

Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow
From: DougR
Date: 28 May 04 - 02:04 PM

Mrzzy: I read in the newspaper this morning that the guy lost his case. I guess he will just have to learn to cope.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow
From: Metchosin
Date: 28 May 04 - 03:23 PM

While your at it, as we all know all black males have big dicks. To prove you aren't "passing", while your women are standing naked, all British males should cover themselves with soot and stand before their lawn chairs naked as well. Those with small dicks will be recognized and those with large dicks can be "rooted out".

Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow
From: Mrrzy
Date: 28 May 04 - 03:25 PM

That racial difference is only true when flaccid, FYI!

Subject: RE: BS: Anti - Terrorist Exercise tomorrow
From: Metchosin
Date: 28 May 04 - 03:34 PM

ROTFL, I'm astonished that there is someone left on the planet that would take my last post seriously.