BS: Misread Threads

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: WalkaboutsVerse
Date: 15 Jun 19 - 12:14 PM

I forgot, is this a discussion on tracking or mistakes thereof?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jun 19 - 11:25 AM

"Pop songs done in the 'folk style'"

misread as

"Poop songs done in the 'folk style'"

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Gallus Moll
Date: 05 Nov 18 - 08:20 AM

Hahahahaha DMcG!!!!
.....my problem is not just misreading titles (infrequently but it does occur) but mistyping everything, particularly if i am having a rant!( usually political)
My brain does not seem to co-ordinate with my fingers.....and even with the auto text correction thingy switched off (in part because it disny unnerstaun' Scots
dialect!) I look at what is on the page and have no idea how half the gibberish got there!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: DMcG
Date: 05 Nov 18 - 07:34 AM

Just a moment ago I glanced at the thread title "Nae Pasaran wins Scottish Bafta" and read "Nigel Parsons wins Scottish Bafta."

Congratulations, Nigel :)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: keberoxu
Date: 29 Sep 18 - 12:58 PM

Upstairs I misread a music thread as

King John and the Biscuit

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 27 Sep 18 - 12:49 PM

BS: My natural gas co.: explosions

(BS: MA natural gas co.: explosions)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 28 Jul 18 - 09:39 PM

BS: Does sex cause delusional thinking?

was read as

BS: Does sex change cause delusional thinking?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 Jul 18 - 11:08 PM

(Can I trade mine for really small ones, puhleeze?)

BS: Passing boobs along
(BS: Passing books along)

)S(

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 01:21 PM

Where have all the hunnies gone?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 11:56 AM

Neurotherapist - Nero the rapist

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Jun 18 - 08:49 AM

BS: Fiddlers housed in kennel cages
(BS: Toddlers housed in kennel cages)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Steve Shaw
Date: 05 Nov 17 - 01:25 PM

Tell me about it...

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Nov 17 - 01:23 PM

BS: Catalonia: pros and cons of separation
read as
BS: Catatonia....

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Sep 17 - 11:30 AM

Hey rap and gun
(Hey rap and gnu)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 15 Sep 17 - 09:09 AM

Nearly fell out of my pram when I read ENDA KENNY in Sheffield Friday 15/9
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Sep 17 - 06:58 AM

Misread threads, poor translations and misread tweets all go to show how vulnerable we are to nuclear war with a country where there is no red phone, ambassador or experienced secretary of state.

US free lunch missions aimed at starving nations. (could be misread)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Joe_F
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 03:59 PM

How do you think they get those fancy Easter eggs?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Sep 17 - 12:59 PM

I misread "Catholic Abuse of Children" as "Catholic Abuse of Chickens".

There's probably been a bit of Catholic abuse of chickens through the years, but The Boston Globe hasn't reported on it.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 17 - 09:03 PM

Why don't the fracking companies speak?

(BS: Why won't the fracking companies speak?)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 10:12 PM

Rap's just jealous because I look better in a majorette uniform than he does.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 08:38 PM

So you, Bee-Dub, can sit in the stands and whistle at the boys?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 12 Jun 17 - 01:17 PM

I misread "BS: 'Majorities' that aren't" as "BS: 'Majorettes' that aren't".

Hey, if high schools are letting girls play tackle football with the boys, they should let boys wear cute skirts and twirl batons.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Joe_F
Date: 30 Jul 15 - 06:29 PM

As for me, I am so contemptuous of euphemism, I *damn* my socks.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 15 - 07:16 PM

Gnu - keep darning your socks together

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 15 - 07:12 PM

Attic Finch Rapist

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jul 15 - 04:07 AM

One or two regulars seem to make a point of misreading posts.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 28 Jul 15 - 02:08 PM

One for the Apostrophes

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 27 Jul 15 - 09:06 PM

Origins: Why didn't Lamkin get paid?

became

Origins: Why didn't Lamkin get laid?

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 10:04 PM

"Donald Trump's Hair Catches On"
I thought it originally said "Donald Trump's hair catches on fire".

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 11:52 AM

"Origins: Why didn't Pamkin get laid?"

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jul 15 - 10:18 AM

BS: 1/2 Tb in a memory stick?

misread as:

1/2 lb. memory stick
1/2 Tbsp. [tablespoon] memory stick
1/2 lb. on a memory stick

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 14 Jul 15 - 04:22 PM

Trump's Hair Catches Fire

(I wish, having seen and smelled burning hairsprayed hair, but it's actually Trump's Hair Catches On.)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Donuel
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 09:10 PM

Happy 11th birthday misread threads thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 01 Jul 15 - 02:45 PM

BS: Madonna for president?
(BS: Maradonna for FIFA president?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 12 May 15 - 12:33 PM

THis is now a diagnoistic for my annual eye exam-- I conclude from the lack of seeing these sooner that it's my distance Rx that needs corrected.

Saw--BS: Where can I find Scotland
Really--(BS: Where can I fish in Scotland)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: GUEST,Rahere
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 03:58 PM

Weeknights
Wee knights
Week nights

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: mayomick
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 03:06 PM

her parents must have been communists

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 30 Sep 14 - 09:26 AM

BS: Getaway: Why Not In Jail This Year?

(BS: Getaway: Who's Not In Jail This Year?)



Great venue idea!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: gnu
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 07:41 PM

Not without a comma, Bill.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bill D
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 04:56 PM

is standoff a verb?...like... oh, never mind

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Aug 14 - 04:01 PM

Randy Bunch Standoff.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 13 Apr 13 - 08:22 AM

Actual title BS: Back door to a new war

Misread as BS: Back door to a new car

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Dec 12 - 03:40 AM

BS: Making the Bands Pay?

(BS: Making the Banks Pay?)

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 20 May 12 - 10:31 PM

REALLY!

BS: Screwing Machines

(BS: Sewing Machines)

(Really!)

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 May 12 - 09:52 PM

BS: Prices rising. Causes other than unicorns.

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 02:19 PM

Another case of Papal instability.

(I can't seem to read this one right.)

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 02:08 PM

Another case of Papal infidelity

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 10:56 AM

core dances         
My clog is unwell

(core dances/My dog is unwell)

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Dec 11 - 06:04 PM

BS: Should testes on Chimps be banned.
BS: Should tasty Chimps be browned.

There were others recently...man, but them hospital drugs mess with you!

Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Nov 11 - 01:17 PM

I've been having an interesting time recently:

BS: When you eat your smarties....
BS: When you eat your panties....
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BS: Maggie Smith superb in Downton Abbey
BS: Maggie Smith superb in Downtown Alley
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BS: Peeved with solicitor
BS: Peed on solicitor