Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,Mrr Date: 09 Nov 12 - 02:06 PM Underwear Underwear How I itch In my new Underwear |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Bert Date: 09 Nov 12 - 02:32 PM That was it Snuffy. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,Matty B Date: 01 Oct 18 - 04:39 AM I'm surprised this little ditty has not been included on here, sung in Cornwall in the 1970s: We break up! We break up! We don't care if the school blows up. No more English, no more French No more sitting on the old school bench. Teacher! Teacher! We don't care, If we see your underwear; Is it black or is it white; Oh my gar its dynamite! Not sure where it is from - French was certainly NOT a subject at our primary school. I suspect older siblings at Redruth grammar school. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Jim Dixon Date: 16 Nov 18 - 01:20 AM LEAP UP AND DOWN (WAVE YOUR KNICKERS IN THE AIR) WHERE'S YOUR KNICKERS, LUCY? |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: robomatic Date: 17 Nov 18 - 09:11 PM Dr. Demento used to play this one on his show. I tried looking this up in digi-trad but I've had very little luck using the mudcat search utility. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Jim Dixon Date: 18 Nov 18 - 08:22 PM Lyrics have been posted in another thread: FROM THE INDIES TO THE ANDES IN HIS UNDIES by the Hoosier Hot Shots. robomatic: even when you can't use the "Lyrics & Knowledge Search" you can still use the "Search Forum By Subject or UserName" on this page: https://mudcat.org/forumsearch.cfm. This is especially useful for searching for songs by title. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Jim Dixon Date: 18 Nov 18 - 09:40 PM There’s Stan Boreson’s song WALKING IN MY WINTER UNDERWEAR, sung to the tune of WINTER WONDERLAND. Do I need to tell you...? He sings it in his comically thick Norwegian accent, so it comes out “valking ... vinter ...” |
Subject: Lyr Add: UNDERWEAR (Barry Louis Polisar) From: raredance Date: 19 Nov 18 - 11:06 PM UNDERWEAR - Barry Louis Polisar As recorded by Barry Louis Polisar on "Off-Color Songs for Kids" (1983) CHORUS: Underwear is everywhere but mostly underneath. Usually, you can't see what goes on beneath Ragged clothes or evening gowns or the finest three-piece suit. Underwear is everywhere; there is no substitute. Everyone is equal when it comes to underwear, Because beneath your underwear it's just yourself that's there. Everyone wears underwear -- or at least they should. Underwear is lots of things, but mostly it is good. CHORUS Some like the feel of cotton. I share this belief. Likewise, I don't like boxer shorts; give me a pair of briefs. Some don't like to talk about it; that's because they're shy. People laugh at underwear, but I do not know why. CHORUS "Now don't use bleach on underwear." That's what my mom will say. "Cause bleach will eat the fabric and soon they'll wash away." Underwear with lots of holes is a sorry sight, Look around and try to see who's wearing theirs too tight! CHORUS TWICE |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,.gargoyle Date: 22 Dec 18 - 04:49 PM Not a song...but certainly germane to ths thread. I have a "hobby" of fixing half century old UK machinery in the USA. It is a challenge...and frequently, as the covers come off, I am reminded of the Lawrence Ferlinghetti 1955 poem, "Underware." I didn't get much sleep last night thinking about underwear Have you ever stopped to consider underwear in the abstract When you really dig into it some shocking problems are raised Underwear is something we all have to deal with Everyone wears some kind of underwear Even Indians wear underwear Even Cubans wear underwear The Pope wears underwear I hope Underwear is worn by Negroes The Governor of Louisiana wears underwear I saw him on TV He must have had tight underwear He squirmed a lot Underwear can really get you in a bind Negroes often wear white underwear which may lead to trouble You have seen the underwear ads for men and women so alike but so different Women's underwear holds things up Men's underwear holds things down Underwear is one thing men and women have in common Underwear is all we have between us You have seen the three-color pictures with crotches encircled to show the areas of extra strength and three-way stretch promising full freedom of action Don't be deceived It's all based on the two-party system which doesn't allow much freedom of choice the way things are set up America in its underwear struggles thru the night Underwear controls everything in the end Take foundation garments for instance They are really fascist forms of underground government making people believe something but the truth telling you what you can or can't do Did you ever try to get around a girdle Perhaps Non-Violent Action is the only answer Did Gandhi wear a girdle Did Lady Macbeth wear a girdle Was that why Macbeth murdered sleep And that spot she was always rubbing Was it really in her underwear Modern Anglo-Saxon ladies must have huge guilt complexes always washing and washing and washing Out damned spot Underwear with spots very suspicious Underwear with bulges very shocking Underwear on clothesline a great flag of freedom Someone has escaped his underwear May be naked somewhere Help But don't worry Everybody's still hung up in it There won't be no real revolution And poetry’s still the underwear of the soul And underwear still covering a multitude of faults in the geological sense strange sedimentary stones, inscrutable cracks For does not the body stay alive after death and still need its underwear or outgrow it some organs are said to reach full maturity only after the head stops holding them back If I were you I'd keep aside an oversize pair of winter underwear Do not go naked into that good night And in the meantime keep calm and warm and dry No use stirring ourselves up prematurely over Nothing Move forward with dignity hand in vest Don't get emotional And death shall have no dominion There's plenty of time my darling Are we not still young and easy Don't shout. Sincerely, Gargoyle have you ever witnessed married morman men's underware in the loc ker room? |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,Katherine Rhoda Date: 23 Dec 18 - 03:56 PM "Bye-Bye Longjohns" as documented by the Maine Folklife Center: https://umaine.edu/folklife/what-we-do/programs-and-events/maine-song-and-story-sampler-map/places/bingham-bye-bye-longjohns/ |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Jim Dixon Date: 26 Dec 18 - 05:20 PM THE MAN ON PAGE 602 is sort of an underwear song, since it was an underwear ad that caused all the fuss. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Big Al Whittle Date: 26 Dec 18 - 07:31 PM My hymn to a beloved lady and her knickers. https://soundcloud.com/denise_whittle/psychedelicpanties |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Howard Kaplan Date: 26 Dec 18 - 08:42 PM Clicking on the blue clicky will get you to a recent live recording of my song Do socks count as underwear?. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST Date: 14 Dec 19 - 12:12 AM Jingle bells, shotgun shells BB's thru the air Oh what fun it is to ride In ______'s underwear! |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,henryp Date: 14 Dec 19 - 04:27 AM Snow - Jesse Winchester I don't have no heavy hip boots I don't have no furry hat I don't have no long-john underwear No layer of protective fat I'd take a plane right to sunny Spain Oh, but I don't have no dough But I'd build a bridge and I'd walk there To get away from all that snow |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: MickyMan Date: 25 Jul 21 - 11:10 AM To the tune of "Over There" ( _____ is forgotten) Underwear, Underwear, __ __ __ in my woolly underwear, How I wish I'd gotten, a pair of cotton, and then I wouldn't itch everywhere. Underwear, When the breeze - from the trees - hits my knees, I freeze, I'm coming over, I'm coming over, in my ___, ____, ____, ____, woolly underwear. |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: Lighter Date: 25 Jul 21 - 06:46 PM Laurence Stallings, "The War to End War," American Heritage (Oct., 1959), referring to 1918: "Then there was a great marching song, ‘Over There,’ which the lads overseas changed to ‘Underwear,’ with some unprintable allusions to the long drawers furnished by the quartermaster’s department." |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: The Sandman Date: 26 Jul 21 - 04:32 AM a man who came from pratts bottom his pants hed quite forgotten em he bowled a maiden over as a nudist in dover for she was a nudist from tottenham |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: GUEST,Mark Finn Date: 27 Jul 21 - 06:56 PM The Scotsman - Bryan Bowers written by Mike Cross Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair, And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share. He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet, And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street. Chorus: Ring ding diddle iddle ay dee oh, Ring di diddly ay oh, (repeat last line of previous verse) About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by, One says to the other with a twinkle in her eye: "See yon sleeping Scotsman, so strong and handsome built? I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt!" (Chorus) They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be; Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see. And there, behold, for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt, Was nothin' more than God had graced him with upon his birth. (Chorus) They marvelled for a moment, then one said: "We must be gone. Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along." As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow, Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show. (Chorus) Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call, and stumbled towards the trees. Behind the bush he lifts his kilt, and gawks at what he sees. And in a startled voice he says, to what's before his eyes, "Oh, lad I don't know where ye been, but I see ye won first prize!" (Chorus) |
Subject: RE: I have lost my underwear & other underwear songs From: The Sandman Date: 28 Jul 21 - 03:26 AM there was a brave old scotsman at the battle of waterloo . he lifted up his petticoat and showed his cock a doodle doo his coocka ddoodle doo was dirty so he owed his number one his number one was sirtier and made all the frenchies do a bunk |
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