Lyr Add: The Old Chat Forum

Subject: Lyr Add: The Old Chat Forum
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 10:40 PM

The Old Chat Forum.
© Robin Hayes 2004
TTO: Old Macdonald (with some changes at the end!)

The Old Chat Forum had a Troll, M - y - E - g - o!
Who into every thread did roll, M - y - E - g - o!
With a Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
Now Chat Forum not so droll, M - y - E - g - o!

All the people said Please Stop, M - y - E - g - o!
Requests they ran from bottom to top, M - y - E - g - o!
With a Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
We so wish that you would stop, M - y - E - g - o!

Now the old Troll said, you can't stop me, M - y - E - g - o!
For I'm as Tough as Stone you see, M - y - E - g - o!
With a Sod Off here, and a Sod Off there,
Here a Sod, there a Sod, everywhere a Bloody Sod,
A Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
He posted foul and fancy free, M - y - E - g - o!

The Forum Owner said Please Stop, M - y - E - g - o!
If you don't stop, I'll blow my top! M - y - E - g - o!
With a Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Sod Off here, and a Sod Off there,
Here a Sod, there a Sod, everywhere a Bloody Sod,
A Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
Oh, why did I open this shop? M - y - E - g - o!

Now this Old Troll, he had some friends, M - y - E - g - o!
Who just had to join in the trends, M - y - E - g - o!
With a Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
A Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Sod Off here, and a Sod Off there,
Here a Sod, there a Sod, everywhere a Bloody Sod,
A Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
The threads so deep we got the bends, M - y - E - g - o!

The Flame Post Policeman came along, M - y - E - g - o!
And all day long, he saw the wrong, M - y - E - g - o!
With a Stop Post here, and a Stop Post there,
Here a Stop, there a Post, everywhere a Stop Post,
A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
A Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Sod Off here, and a Sod Off there,
Here a Sod, there a Sod, everywhere a Bloody Sod,
A Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
Well meaning guy, but'e was a drong, M - y - E - g - o!

The Forum Owner said Please Stop, M - y - E - g - o!
If you don't stop, I'll close the shop, M - y - E - g - o!
With a Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Stop Post here, and a Stop Post there,
Here a Stop, there a Post, everywhere a Stop Post,
A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
A Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Sod Off here, and a Sod Off there,
Here a Sod, there a Sod, everywhere a Bloody Sod,
A Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
The Owner thought his heart would stop, M - y - E - g - o!

And the old Troll said, I just don't care, M - y - E - g - o!
I shall display my wit so rare, M - y - E - g - o!
With a Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
A Stop Post here, and a Stop Post there,
Here a Stop, there a Post, everywhere a Stop Post,
A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
A Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Sod Off here, and a Sod Off there,
Here a Sod, there a Sod, everywhere a Bloody Sod,
A Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
The Forum Owner tore his hair, M - y - E - g - o!

[Spoken] You know, I've been told that best and easiest way to write a good song is to start at the beginning, tell the story, and when you get to the end of the story, you stop! But what if the story never ends?

Oh!

[Double Speed!]

A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
A Stop Post here, and a Stop Post there,
A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
A Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
A Sod Off here, and a Sod Off there,
A Please Stop here, and a Please Stop there,
A Flame Post here, and a Flame Post there,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
Here a Stop, there a Post, everywhere a Stop Post,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
Here a Sod, there a Sod, everywhere a Bloody Sod,
Here a Please, there a Please, everywhere a Please Stop,
Here a Flame, there a Flame, everywhere a Flame Post,

The Forum Owner tore his hair,

[Slower]

Oh!

M - y - E - g - o!

© Robin Hayes 2004

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Old Chat Forum
From: Teresa
Date: 08 Sep 04 - 11:44 PM

Heehee, I like. ... Would make a great filk song for science-fiction gatherings. :)

T

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Old Chat Forum
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 27 Sep 04 - 10:19 AM

For more of my songs go to The Foolestroupe Songbook

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Old Chat Forum
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:05 AM

I've noticed that there may be a need for this song again...

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: The Old Chat Forum Had a Troll
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 11 Dec 07 - 07:14 PM

Ho! Ho! Ho!

In the Spirit of The Season, (or is that The Season of The Spirit?) a few more 'Troll Songs' are also in the BS: Trolls Only Thread...