Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull

Subject: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:56 AM

Cracktown and Harri Watts Band at The Lamp, wensday, starts about 9ish.
They both got CD's out, cracktowns is called "Songs in the key of Fuck Off", Harri Watts is Called "Cuming Out".
both good bands, go and see them, if your not doing nowt.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: breezy
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:57 AM

nah, not needed.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 05:59 AM

?

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: breezy
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 06:01 AM

profanity I object to, children read this.
Any band that stoops to use such language debases themselves.
I am not a prude, there is a place but not here.
IMHO

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 06:06 AM

Fair Comment breezy, if you have a genuine concern or are offended, please feel free to ask the moderators to remove my post, or delete the langauge you object to.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 06:12 AM

Breezy, you have made a grammatical error.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: breezy
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 06:22 AM

foff guest
cheers sirgeonull


I want a % of the sales from this
have the BBC banned it yet?

How long must I keep up this charade?

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: breezy
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 06:23 AM

and guest was just an error of nature

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 06:27 AM

You or the posting, John ?      (-;

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 06:27 AM

jOhn, you spelt "Comin' Out" wong

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 06:31 AM

breezy, the CD's are in the post

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 06:49 AM

I hate homosexuals as well!

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: GUEST,Sam
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 09:02 AM

I wish I'd thought of that I had to pay for my CD but it is good

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 10:40 AM

GREEN.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 10:42 AM

BLACK

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 11:15 AM

clour=red this mesage is red.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Once Famous
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 11:24 AM

John from Hull, you know I am far from a prude and could give a crap about most political correctness.

However, I think that singers, bands, and so called artists who have to rely on a gimmick like the titles you describe to be noticed and differentiate themselves are morons who don't even have a clue how limiting they make themselves to a greater audience.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 11:29 AM

I agree Martin - I do not take them seriously!

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 11:29 AM

Martin-I'll pass your comments on to the band.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: leeneia
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 09:24 AM

with Sir jOhn, one never knows whether the issue is obscenity or orthography.

"There is no way to peace; peace is the way."

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 10:31 AM

dickys - thats just your opinion. plenty of fans of theirs also.

havent seen them yet, 89.3% sure i can make it on wednesday

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: GUEST,Bloke at the bar
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 10:57 AM

They amuse you for two minites, but they are pretty crappy really

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 11:08 AM

that is also, just your OPINION. which you are entitled to. however, you cannot say they are crap, only that you dont like them, which is fine.

Does anyone (j0hn, etc) know if they have a website, or a place where i can listen to or download some of their stuff??

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Blowzabella
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 12:23 PM

Now be fair s6k - Bloke at the Bar can say they are crap if he wants to - but you don't have to agree with him After all jOhn tells us about plenty of things that are rubbish! And we love him for it. Perhaps bloke at the Bar wants to be loved?

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 06:12 AM

None of us are gay and swearing is a bad habit but it does make life interesting. You'll never be bored watching Crack Town plus they are good musicians as well. harriWatts band appeal to a wide audience as well because they sing mostly about love. We even have women fans! Neither band are traditional folk artists because all of the music is modern and self-penned but it is acoustic based which means that we do infringe on traditional folk circuits from time to time. Entrance to the Lamp is free and like most places the ale gets you drunk so give the bands a chance. You can always move on to the next pub if the going gets tough. If you like either band the autographed CD's may become collectors items one day or make good beer mats! Farewell and good luck. Or hello and give us a Fiver! Not a single swearword was used in the making of this reply. All copyrights go to the artists concerned. Now where's that copy of my Sunday Sport....................?

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 07:08 AM

ah good for mentioning that!.... i need to bring my CD of yours to be autographed dont i !!! hehe

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 07:11 AM

Lend us a biro then. Would you like a message of love engraved on your copy (we're not puffs by the way)?

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 08:24 AM

of course!!

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 02:38 PM

How does "Folk Off Productions" sound for a record company? Introduced by "The Acoustic Dudes" Martin Dent and Piers Hobson?

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 03:13 PM

Its Hobsons choice really Martin, but I feel sure you would have a massive impact, and make a really big Dent in the music industry. Your Piers would love you.

My taxis here now I'm off to see Cara...tara..and good luck

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 07:49 PM

well said Hand Pull Boy, [there both fucking good bands], so make sure you go and see them, if your not doing nowt.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 09:09 AM

I suppose I could have kept it short and sweet!

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Bloke in the Corner
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 09:25 AM

Please note, I, as Bloke in the Corner, am in no way associated with Bloke at the bar.
As if anyone's interested, swearing on posts is a bit girly really - as is sexism.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 03:11 AM

referesh

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 09:05 AM

I have to agree, Cracktown are by far the worst duet I have heard in years. Amateur musicianship, below-par comedy, the f-word in every other verse. This duo have lived off the back of cheap material to gain some kind of school yard infamy. How do they do it. They are absolute MORONS riding on a CRAP JOKE!!! Two minutes of amusement, if you lucky, imagine playing in that band for the last two years, now thats chinese torture.

King Rat of Cracktown

"All together now, fingers in your ears, tankards in your beers".

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 11 Oct 04 - 03:27 PM

we all hate "Guest"

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 07:44 AM

anyone know if they have a website, etc????

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: GUEST,King Rat
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 08:01 AM

Cracktown are working on it, Harri Watts I dont know. Me n the fox are not all that clued up on technology, but the watts' have their own robot butler.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 08:08 AM

Quoute="anyone know if theyve got a web site?"
Web Site?
They havent even got a spider!

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 08:09 AM

How is Jim's leg by the way jOhn?

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 08:12 AM

Jim's gone missing, reward offered for his afe return.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 08:12 AM

well go on then if ya try www.lazybastardswhocantevenusecomputersproperlywithouttheaidofanidiotsguide.com you may find us, otherwise you can find out all the latest cracktown news on the mens toliet wall at the adelphi.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 08:16 AM

100! I THANK YOU.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:09 AM

I am serpantly looking forward to this auspicious occasion. It will indeed be the highlight of Hull Fair week. Following on from his grand opening of the biggest fair in the world the Lord Minor of Hull will be chauffer driven in a local hackney to the Lamp. He will partake in light refreshments including sherry and cucumber slices dipped in cod liver oil (good for the bowls). He will give his rendition of a famous Old Mother Riley ditty (he/she was from Hull now in Eastern Cemetery) and then leave to enjoy his bowl movements. Enjoy.....

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:36 AM

why did ted post 100 i thank you, on the 99th post?????????????

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:37 AM

PS - this fiddle is going to keep the neighbours awake, among other people, i think i may get beaten up a few times.

mind you i live in 'ull so wahts new?

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 09:47 AM

I saw no synthesis between poetry and ideology,save perchance the dialectic between reason and chance.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 12 Oct 04 - 12:32 PM

oh.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 03:15 AM

ITS TONIGHT AT THE LAMP, OPPOSITE HULL DAILY MAIL OFFICE. GO AND HAVE A FEW BEVVIES

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 04:28 AM

O/k, but only if I'm doin' 'nowt.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 06:36 AM

I'm so looking forward to it we may need to colour co-ordinate to ensure our full potential. Dress code can kill an evening before you even start. I've decided to wear my tuxedo, this I believe will fit in nicely with the ambience in the Lamp and the high standards promoted by Cracktown who we are supporting. Silver Fox normally wears a multi-coloured scarf knitted by his Grandma, she's been dead for 70 years. King Rats wardrobe is vast, utilising many well known army styles from around the world...enjoy

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 06:48 AM

are you on first or after Cracktown???

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 08:52 AM

Dave, I've seen the E-mails between Pat and yourself. There's no need to repeat yourself! s6k (Adam for short), we don't know. Chances are CT will open the event, we'll fill in the middle then they will take it on further to new heights. Of course I could be wrong. They may see sense and get someone else to support them! So we'll turn up around 20.00 hours O'clock and suss the scene man.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 09:53 AM

Elephant head and I will make a grand sequined entrance at 8.32pm(approx)

          Flamenco, the true path.
                                 el ted
                               Beverley

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 10:57 AM

ill prob be there around 8... quite early, it is essential to GRAB A BLOODY SEAT, because there is no way in hell i want to be left standing, or sat at the bar with restricted view from those standing!!!

i think the original lay out of the lamp, with the couch in that raised area, was the best, definately.

anyway, see you geezers there, for fun and frolicks. my mother still wants the cd autographed!!!!! ill bring it.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 13 Oct 04 - 10:57 AM

i splet frollicks rong but this si a muse-ick site, knot a spellign site9

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 06:23 AM

I believe vehemently (!) in the Queen's English. Why don't Americans speak proper like what we do? That nation is falling apart and we need to educate them. Anyway you got the best seat in the house. Did you get there at dinner time?

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 14 Oct 04 - 09:11 AM

i got there at 7.42pm

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:35 AM

Ted would have been impressed.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:47 AM

There is a session at Black Boy 2.33pm(approx) this sunday, anybody going?

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Sweetfia
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 05:50 AM

Oi, stop calling me Elephant head or I will disown you! And it's along time til chess will be able to drive you home so i would think about that one!

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 15 Oct 04 - 10:29 AM

a good point to consider there ted, listen to elephant head!

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 02:49 AM

Or 'Nellie' for short.

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: s6k
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 02:50 AM

LOL!

Subject: RE: Cracktown at The Lamp, Hull
From: Sweetfia
Date: 20 Oct 04 - 05:41 AM

That's it, i'm not speaking the lot of ya!