Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas

Subject: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,Pure West Productions
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:09 PM

Yes, thats right YOU heard me. It's the 2nd Cracktown Xmas Special. Remeber the last one with fine music, hot chicks, games, videos and festive fun, well those Cracktown boys have decided to do it again (even though it was a pain in the arse last time and it cost them lots of money and other stressful things).

CRACKTOWNS XMAS GIRLS NIGHT IN
22nd December 8pm The Lamp, Norfolk street

Featurin' the talents of:
The Favours
Jenny Briomley
Wendy
and Natasha Hodgson

So if you like Mince pies, good music and crakin' beer, come along.
We promise you'll HO HO HO and empty your sack.


"THIS WAS A PURE WEST PRODUCTION@S ADVERTISEMENT WHO ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OF YOUR PERSONAL DISSAPOINTMENT OR THE FACT YOUR WIFE IS PROBABLY SCREWIN THE PLUMBER"

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:19 PM

heloo, are you that bloke with the hat, or the other one?
[are you rat bloke, or fox bloke?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 24 Nov 04 - 06:21 PM

PS= i heard you got a cd out, wahts it called? and how mutch is it?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:05 AM

Hello John its called "Songs in the key of f**k off" and it retails at £6. Just got some more in this weekend, honest.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:12 AM

oh.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sir Roger de Beverley
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:16 AM

I was listening to my copy just last weekend.

R

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:17 AM

Morning King Rat.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:18 AM

BLITHER BLATHER BLACKADDER

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 04:01 AM

ho ho ho....

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Michael
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 05:52 AM

Im King Rat

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 09:10 AM

No I'm the King Rat, you are Michael

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 11:45 AM

I'd love to come.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 12:30 PM

Well your very welcome old bean, I promise you 70 virgin midgets if you show.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Michael
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 01:24 PM

GUEST,rat - Even kings have names.
So I reiterate; I'm King Rat

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 04:30 PM

Ta!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 05:39 AM

bumpety bump bump

SHAMELESS PLUG ALERT!!!!!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:46 AM

It's working.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:46 AM

It's working.....

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:47 AM

It's working................

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:48 AM

It's working.................................aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:58 AM

Jesus Christ man, I feel bloody violated but strangely......

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:31 AM

feresh, its a Wensday.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:37 AM

Mr Rat who is Wendy and Natasha Hodgson and what do they do?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:40 AM

Mr Rat-who is Pure West Productions?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:42 AM

Mr Legend, all the support acts will be female acoustic songwriters, each representing a different style of music, Wendy is a very acoustic punk act, Natasha Hodgson is poppy, the favours are rock, and Jenny Bromley is folk, this is Foxes explanation to hide the fact that Cracktown just wanna be seen with a load of women - HOO HAH!

rat

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:45 AM

Is Emma Rugg going, or Charlotte Green, or that drummer bird from The Corrs?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:46 AM

Sir John of Hull - Pure West is the Umbrella corporation of Cracktown and friends productions, i.e pub quizzes, comedy videos, articles, gigs, sexy lingerie. It is no way related to a Top hat wearin' Northamptian, a lanky miltia-man and thier booze crazed antics.

Cheers,

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 10:48 AM

Ah now I understrand nuf said, and therefore I feel sure they will require some violin accompaniment.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 11:04 AM

I told you we should have been women Dave!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 11:08 AM

I think you can get tablets on the NHS now, and silicon.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 07:24 AM

bUMPUS mCBUMP

16DAYS TO GO, HOO "BLOODY" HAH!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:28 AM

What do you want for Christmas?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:37 AM

I want a train set.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 06 Dec 04 - 10:41 AM

dogshit wrapped in tobacco leaves

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:03 AM

Me two front teef?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:05 AM

I don't have a dog. I used to have a horse but it kept chasing foxes so I shot it.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 02:54 AM

I want that one!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:18 AM

I'll go and dig it up.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,Jim
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:25 AM

So HPB - when you comin' to Mucky Chetty to entertain us with your Hullish charms?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,Jack
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:34 AM

Yeah, The Favours are ace. I'll come along with that Harri band.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:38 AM

You should be working. What will your mother say?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,Jack
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:40 AM

E veryone should take a break from revision at some points. Shouldn't you be working or something as well?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:50 AM

I'm preparing myself for a bus trip to Sheffield this afternoon to see Hull City tonight. It's a worry!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:55 AM

Going to see City?? Are they playing Wednesday tonight? Gutted I am missing it. Ah well, I'll get to a few games over Christmas.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:57 AM

You must have come into some money!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,Jack
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 07:10 AM

Na, I'll just try and get the premier club tickets.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM

Good morning

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sweetfia
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 05:17 AM

Good Morning lovely!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 05:19 AM

hello.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 06:46 AM

13DAYS TO GO, I KNOW MOST OF YOU ARE MOIST AT THAT VERY THOUGHT, I KNOW I AM!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 12:26 PM

Why, what's happening?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,whiterainbow
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 07:28 PM

Me beein from ull.......
                      Have I missed something too here, Hand-Pulled Boy? Wot exactly is happenin...?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:41 AM

yeah, I mean like whats $*%$ing happing man?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:27 AM

22nd December, The Lamp, Ratty & Foxy & girley friends entertaining Jesus Christ and friends. Good man on the sound system. Be there or be square.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 08:58 AM

7 DAYS TO GO, maybe at the risk of building this up too much, aww F**K IT!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 09:02 AM

Will there be any food there, [xmas pudding and that]?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 09:51 AM

free mince pies my hard rockin amigo

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 11:11 AM

Just bring a bucket of curry flavoured custard young jOhn.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 11:29 AM

Are you doing that naked dance again ratty? it went down quite well last year.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Dec 04 - 11:43 AM

Even though it had its ups and downs....

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:46 AM

It's the season of good will. Why spoil it?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 16 Dec 04 - 10:58 AM

Who is Wendy and Natasha Hodgson & what does they do ron ron rat

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,fox
Date: 20 Dec 04 - 11:06 AM

not long now cats and kittens

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 20 Dec 04 - 11:23 PM

It'll grow one day.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:13 AM

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:17 AM

Well said jOhn

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:18 AM

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:28 AM

8:30pm start, Foxy spent all weekend editing countless streams of video footage. While I spent all weekend videoing countless streams.

MORE THE MERRIER, ALL WELCOME EVEN PURIST FOLKIES, AFTER ALL IT IS THE SEASON OF RECONCILIATION!

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:30 AM

Thats all very good but who are Wendy and Natasha Hodgson?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:30 AM

That was 69

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:33 AM

Natasha Hodgson mr Legend (if that is your real name) is the guitarist of FONDA 500, Wendy is an up and coming solo artist formerly of KID SAMSON. All these women and just one Cracktown, at last Music is becoming enjoable rather than the sack of misery it usually is.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 04:38 AM

I know exactly who you mean now, will she be getting a bigger Honda for Christmas.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 21 Dec 04 - 07:55 PM

I used to have a Honda 70. I used to push it a lot. We never really hit it off.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 04:22 AM

How do, the shows t'nart, at least twill be ye end of anooyin' remarnders.

"BE THERE OR BE SOMEWHERE A HELLUVA LOT LESS ENTERTAININ'"

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 11:52 AM

I'll be late. Start without me.

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 22 Dec 04 - 12:33 PM

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 23 Dec 04 - 12:14 PM

Well men I enjoyed the night. The highlight being Foxy's generous encouragement to a homeless contestant. Showing the usual compassion we've come to expect from himself. It brought tears to my eyes. Much talent on and off stage. However, extra mince pies will be required next year so that the excessively noisy audience can stuff their faces so that people like me can hear the artist on stage. What a rather attractive young lady in the film. Can anyone get me her autograph?

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: GUEST,rat
Date: 24 Dec 04 - 05:27 AM

you sir are very disturbed

Subject: RE: Hull, England, the 2nd Cracktown Xmas
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 29 Dec 04 - 11:18 AM

Still no news from God.