MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005

Subject: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 07:15 AM

That nice guy at Ampthill FC {{{{Cllr}}}} has very kindly popped my name down on his list to entertain his loyal folks. I'll be rising to the challenge & hopefully will have some friends along to help the evening go well.

Club web-site is here, hope to see you there!!

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 12:03 PM

Are you staying up after saturday?

Spots on sun

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Hamish
Date: 30 Jan 05 - 02:02 PM

Have fun!!!

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Cllr
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 10:35 AM

Next tuesday come and see the fabulous My Guru Always Says
Who's coming Cllr

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 10:49 AM

me


hey cllr

will yo be coming to Barton tomorrow night for the BIG CONCERT with Julie Ellison, George Papavgeris and the hairy one and Mike Sparks and Guru and and and

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Cllr
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 10:54 AM

Sounds very good breezy I shall see if my busy schedule allows!!

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Singing Referee
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 11:20 AM

Think I'll come along on Tuesday. While since I've heard Guru do a gig.

Chance of a sing please?

Cllr, details of Barton Tsunami Event here

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Cllr
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 04:58 PM

Sure thing ref I will mark you down for a song anymore for anymore? Cllr

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 06:43 PM

Really looking forward to Tuesday, may need to make use of the port & brandy though!

Is it true that Breezy's had a hair-cut????

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Ross
Date: 05 Feb 05 - 05:00 AM

& beard trim

Yes - he looks gorgeous - just like a young Robert de Niro with fat ankles

Who's going to pick me up in Barton; on Tuesday; so I can get drunk and fall over

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 08:00 AM

Ooops, it fell off the end again!

Would gladly give you a lift Ross, but staying afterwards in Ampthill so that I can have a drink after all that singing, so sorry!

Thoroughly enjoyed the Tsunami fundraiser at Barton, hope Tuesday will be just as much fun....

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Hamish
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 12:16 PM

I hope Breezy still looks like Michael Moore.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Ross
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 12:57 PM

More like Dart_moor in thick fog and with a sheep on his head

You're a drunk Guru - you should be ashamed - I know I am - both

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 01:54 PM

Well, I was nominated for the horizontal award so I need to keep practising......

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Cllr
Date: 06 Feb 05 - 02:09 PM

Heloo did I here omeone call *grin* Cllr

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: GUEST, Hamish
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 10:46 AM

Woops, Guru, slipping down the page there for a moment...

...and it's tomorrow!!!

Break a leg   :-)

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 12:25 PM

I'll be there to lend MGAS my warm support

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 01:11 PM

Ummm, thanks El Greko, shall I pass your warm support on to Hamish for his gig in St Albans on the 18th Feb or would you like it back at the end of the evening? It's coming in very useful isn't it?

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 01:15 PM

I'll need it back to keep it warm and ready for Hamish!

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 02:30 PM

someone can give Ross a lift back ,if not I will.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 05:37 PM

And the good news is that anyone who heard my set at Barton on Saturday won't hear a single song repeated at Ampthill tomorrow. Unless they particularly want to....

Really looking forward to it now *grin*

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 05:58 PM

Will you please do 'No Telling'

You going up the M1?

Steve can bring me home, I think.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Cllr
Date: 07 Feb 05 - 07:02 PM

Pancakes and port for the after show party, it is pancake day mmmmmmm

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 04:33 AM

and I dont have to get up in the morning

do I?

Sorry Hilary wont be able to stay, shes got to get back for work, shame.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 06:57 AM

As it happens I have a day off tomorrow, pancakes & port sounds Wonderful *yippee*

Breezy Dear: hoping to be M25/M1 junction at about 7pm - 7.30pm. Text if lift required, will confirm. If first half has spare time will pop in No Telling.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Singing Referee
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 09:48 AM

Breezy, Lift home with me is fine. I'll be leaving BW with Moses 7:30ish, but if you want to be earlier and go with MGAS, that's also fine.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 11:12 AM

Breezy, If you want to go both ways with Singing Ref that's fine too....

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 11:19 AM

Yeah but who is going to pick Ross up and drop HIM off then?

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Singing Referee
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 11:25 AM

MGAS, please clarify "want to go both ways with Singing Ref" before I comment further!

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 01:12 PM

LOL Ref!!!

Martin: I thought you were.... Just tried phoning with no success, will try again en route. Could be a 'getting lost' opportunity if I try to pick up Ross as I can't remember where he lives. Hope my memory doesn't fail me with the songs tonight!

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Cllr
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:07 PM

As I watch the tales of my guest and support getting lost on the M1 I wonder if anybody else will be turning up so i have some floor spots till they finally turn up Cllr

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:24 PM

Thats what residents are for cllr, O K we'll be as quick as we can

I only go one way, period.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Ross
Date: 08 Feb 05 - 02:35 PM

I'll get me bike out - how hard can it be?

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Singing Referee
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 05:01 AM

Well done Guru!

Lovely set, so polished, yet performed in such a relaxed style.

Lots of superb stuff I'd not heard you do before as well.

Beautifully supported by Breezy and El Greko. Now that conjures a picture. Can Breezy or El Grek' ever be beautiful?

Never heard you better Hil, and you're always good.

Ref.

PS Thanks for the pancakes, Mrs Cllr. Yummy!

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 05:10 PM

girl dun gud

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Richard Atkins
Date: 09 Feb 05 - 06:38 PM

Guru at her best Brill. Breezy pub survey done landlord ex area mamager for Whitbread he "dun gud" as well

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Cllr
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 05:26 AM

Brilliant night hurrah thank you everyone for coming, MGAS you were very good indeed, Cllr

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: GUEST,Ross
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 07:30 AM

Well done Guru - that was very enjoyable

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 07:30 AM

Best ever!

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 07:49 AM

orders now being taken for the video
£5 a copy on V H S, cash with order + £2 p n p

Guru still has needs.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Cllr
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:04 AM

For the love of mankind, general sanity, health and safty and not least my electoral career, I hope I'm edited out of any video that goes out on general release. Cllr

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 08:12 AM

£10 then ?

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 09:12 AM

Now, now Breezy, surely you mean £25? (psst... what Needs??)

Thanks everyone for your kind words!! I had a really great time & was delighted to see & hear so many friends at Ampthill.

Big thanks to Cllr for the opportunity (taking a chance on me) to do my First Gig (one with two halves that is apparently), not to mention all the Port, to Champagne Carol for the wonderful Pancakes and the hospitality, to all who came along (& paid too) and a huge Thankyou to both Breezy and to El Greko who each helped me end my sets.

Would do it again tomorrow given the chance....
Cheers,
Hil

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Singing Referee
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 09:59 AM

If there's any justice in this world, you will be, and soon.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 02:31 PM

Yeah but make it when I am not ill, then I can come as well. Glad it went well. Did anyone find Ross in the end?

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Ross
Date: 10 Feb 05 - 02:36 PM

No - I woke up in a ditch on Wednesday morning; in just my underpants; with a lady from Cardiff who thought she was Jimmy Greaves

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 06:32 AM

What a life you lead Ross!!!

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 07:48 AM

What about Jimmy Greaves then?

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Ross
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 08:36 AM

Evidently he had a sex swop when he retired from football and now runs a knitwear shop in Cardiff under the name - `Gloria wears well'

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 01:15 PM

This thread makes th't Ull lot seem saine. What's going on next Tuesday, anyone know? Where is my Unicorn?

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: banjoke
Date: 11 Feb 05 - 01:34 PM

Next Tuesday (15th) is a sing a round, Tuesday after (22nd) features Mike Blair who runs Bedford Club (Fox & Hounds Bedford) & Bedroom Acoustic Music in Ampthill. Those that know Mike will not want to miss this!!

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Ross
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 07:16 AM

Eastenders is on Monday night at 8.00pm just after Corrie, Emmerdale, Home & Away, Neighbours, that thing with a talking horse and Crown Court

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 08:01 AM

I consider myself hijacked..... *grin*

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 11:19 AM

Cheers Banjoke, all sounds very good. Nice one Ross, I can't wait for Monday night now. And here's a thought, now Breezy Bert and the other chap from The Millstream was talking about recording and filming the sessions we won't need to go out atall, we can watch all the live music we want on the telly.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 11:45 AM

MGAS at Ampthill available on Video VHS format

Orders now being taken, place your now before its too late.

See Hilary ward in full flow, also featuring George Papavgeris in supporting role including his composition 'The Rain Keeps Falling'

plus some of Hilary's greatest hits.

£5 - special offer to friends and family.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Ross
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 12:34 PM

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Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 12 Feb 05 - 04:35 PM

You need to calm down Ross, you really have gone MAD. "Horray for The Hatters cos The Hatters are the best"

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 11:22 AM

Wonderful, so glad.

Breezy Dear: I don't mean to be a kill-joy or anything, but is this video thing a right & proper thing to do? I mean, we didn't arrange it did we? And I didn't actually know that was what you were doing either. All a bit tongue-in-cheek I suspect (hope)? And Breezy being Breezy too.....

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 06:51 PM

Absolutely.

Your agent O ked it and so did you.

You even returned the master to me.

Its the company you keep me dear Guru, its affecting the memory.

not to mention the beer you drink.

Will go with the sound one then that Richard did.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Richard Atkins
Date: 13 Feb 05 - 08:29 PM

Guru drinks water on stage . I drink the beer!   Sound tape ok except for my pulse on it holding the mike.   Audiance so silent when she sings! Copy to breesy via Hils then :>}

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 05:34 AM

z

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: GUEST,Phot at work
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:02 AM

Bugger! missed it! Bloody navy keeps getting in the way of everything, oh well, see you all at the MBS reunion! Cllr, are you going to be there? Coz we need to rehearse.

Wassail!! Chris

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Cllr
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:26 AM

Phot yes well maybe Erm after succesfully changing my dates for the training course I find myself in aticky postion because I have a special general meeting to attend on thursday night and the result of that will dictate when I get down if at all. Cllr

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 08:36 AM

Got to all think positive thoughts for Cllr on Thursday!!!

See you at Sidders Phot, sorry you missed me!

Well Breezy me dear, wasn't really sure what your long-term plan was or the rights & wrongs. Doesn't worry me so much as I'm only on the bottom rung, as it were, but would be concerned about etiquette with more established performers and other club organisers.

Cassette tape now called 'Warts & All', complete with pulsebeat, available for friends & club organisers *grin*

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Ross
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:41 AM

I have 450 discarded tissues all authenticately used by Guru

for sale

Costs depends on individual snot levels

One from Sidmouth 2001 sold for a tenner

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 09:43 AM

swop tape for video

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 10:38 AM

LOL!!! What are you like Ross.....

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 14 Feb 05 - 01:50 PM

Hello Ross. Derrick and I are going tomorrow, do you want a lift? If so we will be round at about 07.50pm. See you soon. Dude.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:06 PM

Hello Ross, you have two and a half hours to contact me if you want a lift, so hurry up and read this, Dude, to aviod disapointment. I am going to Southwold this weekend and NEXT weekend I am going to see Piers and Pam. Yippeeee.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 12:28 PM

"The time is later than you think. The Folkaholick movmemnt is already on the way and is spreading across the land"

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Ross
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 03:09 PM

Hi Martin -what's happening tonight

I've missed it - hope it was fun - but thanks for the offer

Sounds like you've got a great couple of weekends

'Piers; you are my friend; and you will be; maybe; to the end
But Piers each time I see; that beautiful Pamela in front of me
I think; just one blow to your head; and she could be mine Piers;
all of the time; and life would be fine'

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 05:22 PM

Lads, Lads, take my hand and let me take you to this thread, as you appear to have drifted somewhat.   Maybe you've mislaid your sense of direction due to the recent Hatters win....

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: breezy
Date: 15 Feb 05 - 05:35 PM

2 - 3

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Ross
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 03:51 AM

OH Guru - your thread is so comfortable to be with

Can't we stay a little longer, ohh, can we, can we?

Hope you are well Guru - got any old tissues?

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: The Unicorn Man
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 12:24 PM

Hello Ross. It was great, few but a happy few at Cllr's do. Cheers Cllr. Sorry about the umm last song however. See you soon.

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: My guru always said
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 02:02 PM

As you wish Ross Dear, just thought you'd got a touch lost....
Oh no, that's rugby isn't it?

Subject: RE: MGAS at Ampthill UK February 8th 2005
From: Ross
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 02:29 PM

Sorry Guru

I'll say something positive about you

I've sold all your tissues for 250,000 dollars

And I've invested the money by buying a big cake

And they say I'm stupid?!??!