Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Ebbie Date: 31 May 05 - 01:21 AM "By your works shall you be known" The bush's works say volumes about him and his cronies and his disciples. Me, I prefer to consult those whose intelligence I respect and examine and analyze and and THINK before I give my allegiance to anyone. The people I respect do the same. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,bobert's real mammy Date: 30 May 05 - 10:57 PM Lands sakes bobert my chile. You ought to watch out who you are not showin'respect to. Now you got all of these Mudcatters wonderin' why you are so obsessed with hatin' our commander 'n chief. I shore would like to smack your wannabee black ass and show ya some respect fer the leaders of this country. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 30 May 05 - 10:40 PM BTW, Ron. There is such a pattern of your insults followed by my retort at this point, it is pretty easy to see what life with a Mudcat boner is like for you. Keep it up. There's already dozens. I'm having fun responding every time. The world see what Ron Davies is really like here. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,Martin's Mother Date: 30 May 05 - 10:38 PM No, that was the problem in the first place. Martin was a bedwetter (still is), and he insists on sleeping with an electric blanket. He repeatedly shocks himself (a couple of times a night), and the result is like repeated electroshock therapy. He's lobotomized most of his brain, and is completely missing anything resembling a social conscience. He can type on a computer keyboard (more or less, as you can see by his spelling), but he has to be hand-fed. Tragic. We keep him in the tower room and never talk about him. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Bobert Date: 30 May 05 - 10:37 PM "...hatefull stuff about the President".... What's to like????? He's screwed up the economy.... He has wasted a palnet full off good will for the country afetr 9-11.... He has given billions and billioins to campaign contributors.... He's won't pay for "No Child Left Behind".... He has enslaved our military with "Stop loss".... He has lied to American people about why we are in Iraq.... Ahhhh, excuse me, but like I said, "What's to like"???????? And, BTW, I ain't said nuthin' aginst the US of A here.... Might of fact, when it comes to the good ol' US of A, I do more for it than drop a couple canned goods in the basket.... Bobert |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 30 May 05 - 10:36 PM No, Ron, but your tits are showing in that dress you are wearing. Based on what you write here, I would think that there isn't a closet big enough to hold you. You sure got a thing for meds and thorazine. You sure must know first hand how they work. Me, I never needed anything like that. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST Date: 30 May 05 - 10:27 PM Does Thorazine cure bedwetting ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Ron Davies Date: 30 May 05 - 10:16 PM "Martin"-- Based on what you write here, it sounds like your medical discharge was for something a bit more serious than what you admit. Are you back on the thorazine (or whatever they have you on) yet? Obviously, they need to up your dosage. Sweet dreams. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 30 May 05 - 09:43 PM I would think because Paris Hilton does not have sagging tits. BTW, ebbie. Goons like Amos and bobert post hateful stuff about the President all of the time with complete obsession. I doubt if they ever met the man, either. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Ebbie Date: 30 May 05 - 08:02 PM Amazing how one person can engender such dislike and venomous attacks without anyone ever having met the person. I surmise that it goes back into the disliker's infancy. If you must hate someone, why not hate someone who actually deserves some of it? Paris Hilton, for instance? (Little Hawk, I'll bet you can find a PH doll... Join the crowd.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Little Hawk Date: 30 May 05 - 06:09 PM I really should not have fed you that line, Martin. :-) Poor Hillary. She gets no respect. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST Date: 30 May 05 - 06:08 PM Point of information: Peter Paul Rubens was late sixteenth, early seventeenth century. That's not "middle age" [sic], that's late Renaissance. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 30 May 05 - 05:51 PM You're right. A perfect replica would have one as big as the Holland tunnel. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Little Hawk Date: 30 May 05 - 05:49 PM But...that wouldn't be anatomically correct. At least I don't think so. I cannot absolutely say for sure. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 30 May 05 - 05:40 PM Little Hawk, you need to find a Hilary doll with no genitalia. One that is rubenesque, also. Right out of one of those paintings from the middle age. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Little Hawk Date: 30 May 05 - 03:00 PM By the way, the doll exploded because of a software glitch in the virtual orgasm simulator. Essentially, it got caught in a feedback loop and overloaded, causing catastrophic meltdown. Quite tragic, really, but still...not a bad way to go, I suppose, even for a doll. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Little Hawk Date: 30 May 05 - 02:12 PM Awww, jeez...AW HA HA HA! What would we do without these MG threads now and then? Martin, you have a relationship established with the Mudcat mainstream which is downright symbiotic, if a little perverse. It just brings out "the best" in people. Har! Har! Well, moving on, I am still searching for a good, realistic Hillary Clinton inflatable doll, and I can't find one. Not even on Ebay! Imagine that. It seems that Hillary pulled some very important strings in high places and had them all removed from the market back around 1999, and now you can't get one for love or money. Their value has become inestimable. I heard about a guy who did have one, but it got a puncture (exploded, actually) and the poor guy committed suicide the next day. Can anyone help with this? I am desperate. Or is it disparate? Hmmmm... |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 30 May 05 - 01:39 PM Why Ron? What is it to you? It was under honorable conditions for a physical problem over 30 years ago that affected my breathing. That problem is long gone. I served my country. You and bobert take a dump on it everyday. Try the product I reccommned here. It will help with that smelly and embarrassing problem that you have and might actually help you find a decent job and be a good part of American society. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Ron Davies Date: 27 May 05 - 10:50 PM "Martin"-- What did you say your medical discharge from the military was for? |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST Date: 27 May 05 - 09:58 PM What the hell has this collonial pillock got against Charles Kennedy anyway? |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,Sleepless Dad Date: 27 May 05 - 07:33 PM Martin is a bedwetter ?? That explains a LOT. Sorry about your little problem Martin. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: radriano Date: 27 May 05 - 06:32 PM Seems like a better fit for Republicans. They generate more crap than anyone. And does it ever stink! |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,Recreation Director Date: 27 May 05 - 06:28 PM On second thought, cancel that. I'm sure that water from your toilet eventually winds up in Lake Michigan, and since there is no water purification plant that could possibly handle something as rank as your face, they'd have to be skimming ugly off the lake for months. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,Recreation Director Date: 27 May 05 - 06:26 PM Speaking of toilets, Martin, go into the bathroom and treat yourself to a swirly. You know what a swirly is, of course. No? Okay. Stick your face in the toilet and pull the handle. Like a wedgie, this is usually administered by someone else, but since you gather the material you post here by gazing fixedly into your toilet for inspiration, I'm sure you can handle it all by yourself. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Bill D Date: 27 May 05 - 06:20 PM oh, we worry about him! He seems to have a 'burr under his saddle' about some things,(i.e., anything which is not to his liking, which seems to be 87% of everything!) and gets SO cranky he uses naughty words! Maybe you'd know which little playmates he learned that stuff from? |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,Martins Mother Date: 27 May 05 - 06:01 PM Bill and PappaGator - Please be nice to my boy. The only days he gets testy is the day after he's wet the bed. So - is he cranky very often around here ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Bill D Date: 27 May 05 - 05:56 PM LOLOLOLOL....don't be TOO hard on the boy, Mom....we 'liberals' keep him all stirred up, and he needs this hobby, or he'd be damaging those expensive guitars by whacking on the G string too hard. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,Martin Mother Date: 27 May 05 - 05:52 PM Such a way to talk to your mother. And after all I've done for you. I sent the check for your penial implant just like you requested. What more do you want ? Shame on you Martin. Shame on you. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: PoppaGator Date: 27 May 05 - 05:51 PM This thread has taken a wonderful turn for the worse! To quote that terribly ubiquitous McDonald's commercial: "I'm lovin' it!" Reminds me of one of my favorite Rodney Dangerfield jokes: "You know, I was a bottle baby ~ my mother liked me as a friend!" |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 27 May 05 - 05:48 PM Fine, now fuck off and die. OK? |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,Martins Mother Date: 27 May 05 - 05:46 PM Martin - I'm deeply ashamed of you. Deeply ashamed. And your Father and I had such high hopes for you. It's a pity you fell short of your potential. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 27 May 05 - 05:39 PM No drinking cocksucker guest. Time for your enema. Your writing style gave you away on your last post, btw. I'm not surprised. Same old shithead no matter what you call yourself. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,Martins Mother Date: 27 May 05 - 05:36 PM Now Martin - Don't make me spank you again. Wait - your doctor says you like that too much. Nevermind. And please Martin - get out your dictionary when you type. Decripit ? I can see we need to play a lot more scrabble. Or are you drinking again ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 27 May 05 - 05:28 PM No, guest, it wasn't Janet Reno. She's decripit and ugly. It was definately Hilary. I wouldn't like to my mother after all, even though you are a fake as I have already exposed you for. So, guest trying to insult my family, please just eat shit and die, OK? thanks |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,Martins Mother Date: 27 May 05 - 05:20 PM No Martin - that was Janet Reno. Remember ? You had your eyes closed and kept moaning "Bill- Bill" over and over. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 27 May 05 - 05:16 PM Hilary gave me a blowjob once. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,Martins Mother Date: 27 May 05 - 05:07 PM Now Martin don't be nasty son. It seems like you've been this way about us liberals ever since Bill Clinton rejected your sexual advances at the Democratic fund raiser at our house that night. I'm sorry son - but I was just more his type than you were. It might have been my big bottom that attracted him in the first place. And I'm sorry you caught us like that but the passion we liberals feel just can't be denied. Hillary will be here next week. Are you two on speaking terms again ? She says there's still a place for you on her campaign committee. Just don't come over too early - we don't want to get caught again do we ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: gnu Date: 27 May 05 - 05:00 PM A few drops of anything won't clean a toilet. Elbow grease is the only thing that really works. Anyone don't know the difference never scrubbed a toilet. Anyone never scrubbed a toilet must think their shit don't stink. It ain't not breast feedin' chil'ren what sets them squirrely. It's scrubbin' the toilet fer 'em. Lib'ral er otherwise. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 27 May 05 - 04:52 PM Actually, it's mostly women who would probably buy it. they are the ones who get the most uptight about taking a rancid dump as someone elses house. The bottle would be a must in every purse I would think. Guest, you're an idiot. Not even close to what my mother is like. You waste your time. And my mother plays Mah Jong , not bingo, like all good old Jewish ladies. So, your diatribe is just stupid. My mother doesn't even know how to use a compter, but yours sure knows how to use a dildo. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 27 May 05 - 04:36 PM In my case you would need to use a t least 10 drops, eh? In my bothere Don's case....the Whole Flippin' Bottle!!! I kid you not. A lotta women are gonna be happy about this product, lemme tell ya. I don't know about Liberals, but I know about women, eh? BDiBR |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: GUEST,Martins Mother Date: 27 May 05 - 04:35 PM It's my fault really. "Martin" as he calls himself here - was never breast fed. It's what the doctors of the time were telling all of us mothers. How was I to know he would turn out this way ? Now his therapist suggests that he can still reconnect with humanity if we regress to that time in his life and start over. So "Martin" - if you come over Sunday night after I get home from Bingo at the K of C Hall we can get started. And I promise to breast feed you like I should have so many years ago. And we'll keep at it as long as it takes to get you better. And yes - I saw your Father on visiting day and he approves also. He blames himself too. But in a few more years we can all be a family again. My dear sweet child. I wish you could all see how cute he looked in the photo I took after his First Holy Communion over at St Peters on Madison. That's when the trouble started. I told his father he was spending too much time with the parish priest but he wouldn't listen. It was shortly after that when "Martin" started claming he was Jewish in order to distence himself from what happened in the choir loft every Wednesday night. I wondered why a tone deaf little boy wanted to be in the choir so badly. It turns out he wanted to be in the choir director - Father Dominic. But sweetie - I'm happy to see you have some outside interests now. I'm so glad you are starting to make friends finally. But really dear - you need to start treating them better. Play nice. And folks - please try to cut "Martin" some slack. He's not quite right you know. But you've seen that already. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 27 May 05 - 04:31 PM Greg f. I want to hire you as my publicity agent. All publicity is good publicty, right? Pgator, just like everything here about Bush! Totally predictable. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: PoppaGator Date: 27 May 05 - 04:19 PM robomatic: Question: How did we know ~ immediately ~ that any thread title containing the word "Liberals" would be derogatory, even among this group, where the knee-jerk right-wing-nut population is no more than about 5%? Answer: Those poor fools are just that predicatble! |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: robomatic Date: 27 May 05 - 04:12 PM PoppaGator: I saw the heading and the exact same thought went through my tiny mind. Greg F: Welcome to the real world. What you say is true, but what can y'do? People love the MG. Bobert even created a thread in his honor. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Greg F. Date: 27 May 05 - 04:07 PM The "problem" with "Martin Gibson" is not the fictitious personna or the real assole that's behind it, but with the mindless folks that rise to his bait and post to his threads. Listen up, people: if you want to be free of this asshole IGNORE HIM AND DON'T RESPOND TO HIS SHIT!! Simple, really. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 27 May 05 - 02:46 PM Yeah, Gator but it makes for interesting conversation. And a few laughs for some. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: PoppaGator Date: 27 May 05 - 01:29 PM When I saw the thread title, I said to myself, "Must be either Susu's Hubby or my pal Marty." How can you guys be so brainwashed? I mean, I have my own political opinions, but in my world, there are many different kinds of assholes; I don't blame everything wrong (or stinky) with the world on you dumb neoconservative dittoheads. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Matt_R Date: 27 May 05 - 01:19 PM So Martin Gibson is what passes for Internet trolls on Mudcat these days? |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: Once Famous Date: 27 May 05 - 12:28 PM Robo I think they call it pu-pu platter. Unless of course it's the men's room where Amos has his lunch. |
Subject: RE: BS: Great new product for Liberals From: wysiwyg Date: 27 May 05 - 12:26 PM Combustible - Keep away from heat or flame. No fart-lighting in there, now. No cigarettes down the loo, either. ~S~ |