BS: Look at Me!!!!

Subject: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 12:18 AM

I'm doing this specially for the anonymous twerp on Mudcat who is obsessed with hating me for some reason, and thinks I'm seeking attention by posting on various threads...

Enjoy, enjoy, oh faceless one! And stay in the shadows where you can feel safe. ;-)

I await useful comments from old pals such as brucie, Esmeralda, Chongo, Bobert, etc.

With any luck it'll reach 50 or so posts. You know what this place is like...the internet finds work for idle minds and restless hands.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: artbrooks
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 12:23 AM

Hate Little Hawk? Whatever for? Except for his obsession with a certain undistinguished "actor," he seems to be a fairly reasonable person.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: LilyFestre
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 12:28 AM

I'm looking at Little Hawk and making faces....wanna make faces back at me? Why? Well, why not? I mean, it's fun, it's free, it's silly and it won't hurt anybody. Okay....I get it...you don't want to mirror faces with me but holy bat pants mister, how about pulling those drawers up? Hmmmmmmmm?

I'll be taking my seat by the door, waiting on some wise words from Brucie and some of his pals. I am in desparate need of wisdom these days....bring it on! In the meantime, I'll be following directions by looking at Little Hawk.

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 12:29 AM

I have no idea what their problem is, Art. I suspect that I once offended them over some political issue or something, and they just can't let go of it. Kind of like a dog with an old, old bone. Either that or it's a basic philosophical difference. Some people can't forgive such things.

By the way, I came across a Ktel double album of William Shatner today in a collector sci-fi comic store in Cobourg, Ontario. It's amazing...and mint condition (the album, not Cobourg). I bought it for $60 (Canadian). Johnny Death is going to record it on CD for me.

God, I am soooo lucky. I don't know what I did to deserve this. I am LUCK personified. Hooooweee!

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 12:31 AM

Thanks, LilyFestre, I am really enjoying those funny faces you're making. You oughta go professional with that. I might be able to get you an audition with the Shatman. Hang onto that thought!

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: khandu
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 12:36 AM

Hate Little Hawk? Whatever for? Except his obnoxious obsession of shameless seeking attention! He may as well start a thread titled "Look At Me!!", because that is all he is really saying on almost everything he posts.

But, his appreciation of a certain distinguished actor more than compensates for his lack of self-esteem which causes his over-compensating through his "Look At Me" postings.

If only he realized that every time we see, hear or even think of a certain distinguished actor, we also think of him. Yes, the name "William Shatner" and the name "Little Hawk" are forever connected in the minds of many.

k

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 12:37 AM

You are indeed luck personified to have found a priceless treasure from the master of taste and artistry. I am sure that within this century you can expect that artifact to increase in value by at least 50%. WOW!

LH, you keep posting. You are a good thinker and great guy. Not quite in Shatner's class--but then who among us is? I read your posts faithfully. I admit to being somewaht in awe of your knowledge of William S, but hey, like, uh,

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 12:38 AM

Yeah. Wot khandu said.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 01:09 AM

Your grasp of these matters is truly cosmic, Peace. Cosmic. As for Khandu, I have no intention of mentioning that time he was caught behind the stadium with the underage penguin and the Mad Magazine. No sir. I'm above that sort of thing.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: GUEST,Shanghaiceltic
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 01:30 AM

Idle hands LH, lunchtime here.

carry on posting too.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: LilyFestre
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 01:33 AM

You know, the other day I came out of a grocery store and was wondering what time it was. I put my bags down and pointed my index finger directly down on my wrist creating a sun dial....people just stared and as I was walking off, I heard a voice in the distance say...ohhhhhhhhhhh....they were making sundials. *eyeroll* We were pretty accurate too!


My point...they were all looking at me!

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: alanabit
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 02:17 AM

I am not going to take any notice of any of you. So there!

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 09:41 AM

Has anyone seen or heard from alanabit? This is his kind of thread; I am surprised he hasn't posted on it.

LH...Quite the Gentleman you are. I feared you would tell something of the stadium, the penguin & the Mad Mag. But I can now see that you are above such low blows. BTW, The penguin swore she was seven years old, which is well above the age of consent for penguins. As for the Mad Mag...someone else had left it there, I swear.

Anyway...it did make people "look at me"!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: GUEST,CarolC
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 10:23 AM

Speaking of alanabit... hey khandu, have you seen Little Hawk lately? I haven't seen him around in a while, and I'm getting a bit concerned.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 10:26 AM

Don't look at me.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: ranger1
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 10:40 AM

LH, does the album have Mr. Tambourine Man on it? What other gems am I missing? I must take a photo of spouse-creature's vintage action figure for you. We have BOTH Kirk and Spock!

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 10:44 AM

I haven't seen Little Hawk either, Carol. I also am concerned. I turned the whole frikkin' house upsidedown looking for him, and did not find him. I also haven't seen my harmonica pouch (with 8 Hohner harmonicas in it) for 2 weeks! It may be somewhere in this house, it may be in some restaurant (God knows which one), it may have been stolen by fanatical Shatner fans who figure they can hold it for ransom and force me to reveal Bill's exact schedule and whereabouts...which I would NEVER DO...No, not if my life depended on it! At any rate, I am missing the World's one and only uniquely designed by me harmonica pouch and $160 worth of harmonicas.

I have also failed again to secure a date with Winona Ryder.

(sigh....)

I bought several new harmonicas yesterday. You can't let little setbacks wear you down.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 10:55 AM

I haven't listened to it yet, Ranger. I'm getting Johnny Death to put it on a CD for me, then I'll listen. That album is just too valuable to play, I figure. It ought to be sealed in an airtight vault and preserved so that people in 2099 can come and prostrate themselves before it in awe and wonder.

I don't think Tambourine Man is on this one. Get "The Transformed Man" for that. You can buy it on Amazon.com, I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: LilyFestre
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 11:30 AM

*just sitting and looking around at YOU*

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 01:11 PM

"Here's lookin' at you, kid..."

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Donuel
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 01:16 PM

As George Carlin said , anytime someone does something for entertainment or recognition they are just saying "hey look at me , ain't I cute!".

Whats wrong with that?

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Le Scaramouche
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 07:10 PM

Look at me, I'm wonderfuuuuuul..........
If anyone knows who Bonzo were.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Alba
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 07:13 PM

Hate !!!!! Little Hawk!
Why!! I can see absolutely no reason to hate our LH. I would find it tough to find something about LH that I didn't like never mind hate!!!

Whoever you are that is doing the hating...too much energy goes into that kind of negative thinking! It's not good for you...really

I'm looking right at ya LH...and you look fine to me and I enjoy your posts and perspective on Life:>)
How am I looking,
??? I have been gardening to three days straight ( it is amazing what I get up to when the muddykitty is down for a few days!!!
I am sunburned and bedraggled.. look at me...!!!

I will join Michelle in making faces right back at you LH
(Could you get me an audition with WS too????? Please.)

Nameless Internet Hound of LH.......whatever you are harboring against our LH....LET IT GO...it will serve you no good in the end as they say that resentment puts years on a person. Basically, you are only hurting yourself...and why would anyone want to do that?
You would be doing yourself a favor if you just posted positively and it will take years off you, helping you to look vibrant and youthful in appearance and much happier inside...now isn't that something WORTH aiming for!
Love, Light and Harmony,
and Peace and Blessings to all, especially our Little Hawk.
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: LilyFestre
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 08:13 PM

I can touch my nose with my tongue...anyone wanna see? :p

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 08:17 PM

Hey, thanks, Jude! Very kind of you to say those things. I will definitely attempt to hook you up with the Shatman at the earliest opportunity. ;-) (wear blue velvet...it drives him wild)

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: khandu
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 08:50 PM

Hey! Anyone heard from Carol the Sailor?? I saw a pic of her standing with THE MAN HIMSELF sometime back and she has never been the same since! Which I can certainly relate to...I had a hard time being born and I have never been the same since.

Ken

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 09:25 PM

I know who's been harassing you, LH. JtS and I ran into these two so-called "friends" of yours down near Mobile, Alabama. They said they were headed for the Florabama Lounge and then after that they were going to go check out Bee-Dubya-Ell's place over in Pensacola.

They also told us about their evil plan to harass you in the Mudcat. Maybe they're posting from Bee-Dubya's place.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 10:42 PM

I'm glad this thread came up.

I haven't seen myself lately and I was wondering if anyone else has? I have caught a few whiffs of me so I think I need a shower but I hate to take one not knowing if it's really me or someone who just smells like me. The last time this happened I recovered my eyesight as I was washing a pair of 38 D tits in what was one of the best showers I had ever taken up to that point but the realization I was showering someone else of a different gender scarred me for life.

Hawk is certainly an attenetion getter and seeker but he lacks the redneck drive that makes that trait so endearing. As khandu can attest, the last words of most redneck males are, "Hey y'all.....Watch me do THIS!"

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Bobert
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 10:52 PM

Yo, LH.....

....Bite me....

Awww, what the heck, yo Spawzer.....

....Bite me, part B...

Yers truly,

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Dead Horse
Date: 05 Jul 05 - 10:53 PM

I can lick my eyebrows, and I am happily married. Well, the wife is anyway!

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 12:24 AM

Yes, Carol, those two guys did stop by. In fact, the frog liked my pond so much he decided to stay. I told him about how the Great Blue Herons have a particular fondness for froglegs, but he said that anything beat riding around in an old El Camino with a monkey. He's kinda fun to have around, for a frog. Plays a decent banjo.

The monkey just used the computer to go to MapQuest for driving directions to someplace called Orillia or something like that. Then he told the frog to kiss his ass and left.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: harpgirl
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 12:48 AM

...and here is Deadhorse's picture:long tongue



hahahahaha

love, harpy

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 12:56 AM

Jaysus, Carol, that's the second-largest chicken I have ever seen. The first largest was on a New York side street at about 3:15 AM on a Tuesday in 1966. However, I digress.

People who do that kind of 'stalking' are the single best reason for membership requirements in order to be able to post. Then, if the member decides to try and mess someone over under the GUEST prefix, boom, they are gone. IMO.

People who say crap about LH just don't know the man.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Kaleea
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 01:03 AM

Sorry, LH, I just don't have time to look at you cause I'm right in the middle of a Seance & me being the medium & all, I have to keep my eyes closed! OH! Hello? LH, it's for you . . .I'm channeling some feller named, let's see. I believe he's saying his name starts with "S",. . . "SH", oh, yes, Shitener.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Peace
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 01:04 AM

Kaleea, it jus' don't get no better'n that.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 06:00 AM

"the internet finds work for idle minds and restless hands."

What about those with crocked ankles?

LH - you ain't nothing compared with ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
MMEEEEE!!!!!


Besides, I'm far prettier than you and my ass is wider!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 07:01 AM

Spaw said, "...the last words of most redneck males are, "Hey y'all.....Watch me do THIS!""

Round here it's, "Watch this... here, hold my beer."

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 08:34 AM

LOL! This thread is getting better all the time. Geezus! Carol, I DO know those guys, and I was wondering what they were up to. For those not in the know, those are Kermit and Gideon. Kermit the Frog is well known (and rightly so). Gideon is not so well known, but he is a very cool monkey. He normally guards my place when I'm out. He's a baboon. As you can see, he has grown quite large, due to steroid enhancements. He was trying to qualify for the Olympic Wrestling championships. Anyway, Gideon went out on a bender with Chongo about a week ago, and he hasn't been back. Now I have some idea of where he might be. I am going to dock his pay immediately.

*(I would really like to know how you do the artwork, Carol...I have some cool ideas for stuff here...)

Liz - I concede that your ass is wider than mine. Almost anyone's is. Anyway, someone started a thread about that once, didn't they?

Kaleea - "Shitener"? Ah...that's a brand new play on the Great Man's name, and I like it! The English touch. Jolly good!

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: freda underhill
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 09:01 AM

Little Hawk - no wonder this strange person has become obsessed with you.. you are talented, handsome, philosophical and can morph into any number of beings (Chimps, yobbos, obscure Scottish poets)..
LH - chin up - your mudcat family will not be influenced by this uncouth wanker. the problem is, who IS this weirdo?

it could be any number of catters - maybe its that weird BDiBR - he is a true jelly brain.

best wishes

freda

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: khandu
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 10:34 AM

One of the things that stick out in my memories of Mudcat is a thread referring to Liz's ass. Of course, the "Erection" thread sticks out, too.

Where is this fellow who harasses Little Hawk? This is a grand place for him to visit and post his nasties.

It has roller-skated thru my head a few times that perhaps, just perhaps, the Little Hawk stalker is actually The Man Himself paying tribute to LH in his own creative way! Could it be that Shatner has finally visited and posted here in disguise???!!!

Hmmmmm.....

Naw, it's just some asshole saying "Look at ME!!"

k

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:13 PM

Actually, I have read that the most common last word, at least in accidental deaths, is SHIT. That's in English. Wonder what other-language people say?

Who does this research, anyway?

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 04:21 PM

Merde.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: LilyFestre
Date: 06 Jul 05 - 05:42 PM

Gnu...watch this..here, hold my beer. ROFLMAO

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: dianavan
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 04:04 AM

I looked and this is what I saw.

http://www.chicagobotanic.org/research/science/images/birds2/jimsteffen1-birds/other%20jim/Red-shouldered-hawk.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: freda underhill
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 05:45 AM

Diana's link to a Little Hawk

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 06:38 AM

LH... your in luck. At 46 posts, it rounds up to fifty or so.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 09:09 AM

Re: comments about my ass and previous threads about it.... I have no problem joking about my ass, I know it's fat... I've worked long and hard to get it to that size.. I have no problem as long as people put their name to the joke. It's the cowardly anonymous insult meant to hurt that I don't like.

I'm honoured that there has been room on this thread for my ass... it's so hard to find room for it these days! And it's the best way I could think of honouring Little Hawk... hey LH - LOOK AT MY ASS!!!!

(_^_)


LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 09:21 AM

Wow. That is one beautiful ass. I'm almost at a loss for words.

Almost. ;-)

freda - Thanks for another great hawk picture, which I have downloaded into my ever-expanding picture file. I have a feeling I had better do a backup of this computer's data files really soon!

And hey, if you think I'm handsome now...you shoulda seen me ten or 15 years ago... (sigh) Age is creeping up on me relentlessly.

Chongo keeps bitching about the aging thing too. He is probably the oldest still active chimp on record. He came over on the boat in 1923 or something and is still going strong. I don't know how he does it. It must be all the cigars and whisky, I guess.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: freda underhill
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 09:45 AM

Liz, you have a very beautiful backside, and you are a very kind and giving person - with a great sense of humour! and a songvoice like a singing bird, with the occasional hairy joke warbling out as well. that pathetic guest obviously has no hips, no brain and no taste.

LH, the good thing about getting older is that our eyesight fails - a sort of natural vaseline lens for life! and youth, we romanticise it. no one ever remembers their pimples and sweaty hands..

now is always the best time.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 09:51 AM

Not so sure about the juxtaposition of comments about my beautiful ass and failing eyesight.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 09:53 AM

And it got to 50 posts!!! What a splendid ass!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: freda underhill
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 09:53 AM

hmm, good point there, Liz, good point. Maybe I need a telescope!

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: dianavan
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 01:05 PM

Liz - I have never seen your ass but I am green with envy. When you are born with a flat ass you just wish you could borrow a little from someone else. I've wanted an ample backside all my life.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 03:45 PM

It's a darn shame that people can't work out a fat-sharing scheme of some kind...

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 04:22 PM

You can have mine on Tuesdays and Thursdays, if I can have your skinny ass on Fridays and Mondays....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 05:59 PM

LH... you can share half of mine permanently. We'd be "just right". And then, look out ladies, for two mild and hazy guys.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: CarolC
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 06:07 PM

If LH shared half of yours, gnu, would he then have three arse cheeks?

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 06:12 PM

(_^_^_) ???


or (_^_^) ????

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 06:16 PM

Well, my arse is big enough to accomodate that. But, I ain't **** (censored for poor taste.)

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 07:17 PM

It is said that Samson slew 10,000 with the jawbone of an ass...

Makes you wonder which ass it was, doesn't it?

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: gnu
Date: 07 Jul 05 - 07:22 PM

Oh, my warranty would beat that.

Subject: RE: BS: Look at Me!!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 11 May 06 - 12:06 AM

SHOOT