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BS: Crest pledge of allegiance Related threads: Jingles you remember. (611) Milko TV jingle (16) Lyr Req: Frosty Morn Jingle (51) BS: Candidates for WORST ad slogan/jingle (118) (closed) |
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Subject: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: GUEST,Bill Date: 10 Oct 05 - 08:47 PM How many sickos can still recite the Crest 'Pledge of Allegiance': "Crest has been shown to be an effective decay-preventive dentrifrice that can be of significant value when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care." (Please substitute your own optional "Amen"). I have an easier time remembering that one than the original pledge of allegiance! |
Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: jimmyt Date: 10 Oct 05 - 10:05 PM how about that Budweiser one? |
Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: Rapparee Date: 10 Oct 05 - 10:09 PM Budweiser has been shown to be an effective decay-preventive dentrifrice that can be of significant value when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care? I didn't know that. |
Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: jimmyt Date: 10 Oct 05 - 11:00 PM It sure as hell couldn't hurt |
Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: Peace Date: 10 Oct 05 - 11:05 PM N E S T L E S Nestles makes the very best Chaw klet |
Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: Amos Date: 10 Oct 05 - 11:07 PM b O! n O! m O! BonomO! O! O! O! It's Bonomo's!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: open mike Date: 11 Oct 05 - 01:36 AM You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pep-so-dent are you sure we don't belong in the "jingles" thread? |
Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: Mark Cohen Date: 11 Oct 05 - 02:53 AM Almost, Amos. The ending was O! O! O! It's Bonomo Can-dy. (For those wearing puzzled looks, Bonomo was the manufacturer of Turkish Taffy. Aren't you glad you asked?) Aloha, Mark |
Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: Rapparee Date: 11 Oct 05 - 09:11 AM If you think it's butter, But its snot, It's Chiffon. You'll wonder where your teeth have went When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent. Pepsi-Cola hits the spot Makes you fart and burp a lot. I used to know a LOT of these.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance From: jeffp Date: 11 Oct 05 - 09:14 AM Two all-grease patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun. |