BS: Crest pledge of allegiance

Subject: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance
From: GUEST,Bill
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 08:47 PM

How many sickos can still recite the Crest 'Pledge of Allegiance':
"Crest has been shown to be an effective decay-preventive dentrifrice that can be of significant value when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care."

(Please substitute your own optional "Amen").

I have an easier time remembering that one than the original pledge of allegiance!

Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance
From: jimmyt
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 10:05 PM

how about that Budweiser one?

Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 10:09 PM

Budweiser has been shown to be an effective decay-preventive dentrifrice that can be of significant value when used in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care?

I didn't know that.

Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance
From: jimmyt
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 11:00 PM

It sure as hell couldn't hurt

Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance
From: Peace
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 11:05 PM

N E S T L E S

Nestles makes the very best

Chaw          klet

Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance
From: Amos
Date: 10 Oct 05 - 11:07 PM

b O! n O! m O! BonomO!

O! O! O!

It's Bonomo's!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance
From: open mike
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 01:36 AM

You'll wonder where the yellow went
when you brush your teeth with
Pep-so-dent

are you sure we don't belong in the "jingles" thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 02:53 AM

Almost, Amos. The ending was

O! O! O!
It's Bonomo
Can-dy.

(For those wearing puzzled looks, Bonomo was the manufacturer of Turkish Taffy. Aren't you glad you asked?)

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 09:11 AM

If you think it's butter,
But its snot,
It's Chiffon.

You'll wonder where your teeth have went
When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent.

Pepsi-Cola hits the spot
Makes you fart and burp a lot.

I used to know a LOT of these....

Subject: RE: BS: Crest pledge of allegiance
From: jeffp
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 09:14 AM

Two all-grease patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.