Folklore: best Audienc Heckle, best performer res-

Subject: RE: Folklore: best Audienc Heckle, best performer res-
From: The Sandman
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 04:13 PM

when they circumcised you they threw away the wrong bit.

Subject: RE: Folklore: best Audienc Heckle, best performer res-
From: oggie
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 05:11 PM

Many years ago I was introducing a song about transportation and made the gag about Aussies walking with a limp, 'It's the ancestal ball and chain'. At which point a six foot seven bloke unwound himself from his chair, walked up to me, lifted me up the lapels and said 'We'll have no more cracks like that you pommie b******d' and dropped me down again. Strangely enough I couldn't think of a witty rejoinder!

All the best

oggie

Subject: RE: Folklore: best Audienc Heckle, best performer res-
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 03:06 AM

perhaps.... Sometimes They Come Back......

I liked the Arnold brown one, Am I hearing the long term effects of Junior Aspirin, maybe?

Subject: RE: Folklore: best Audienc Heckle, best performer res-
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 03:23 AM

The best sort of heckler is one who can stand being the butt of jokes for the rest of the evening.... which is why Les Barker and I get along so well.... he's picked on me more times than I care to mention.... must be love! But I taught him not to do 'Captain Indecisive' and 'Jason and the Arguments' in the same set...

LB - We're Jason and the Arguments
Audience - No we're not!
LB - Yes we are!
Audience - No we're not!
LB - Yes we are!
LTS - Errrrrrrrrrrm....

Collapse of many stout parties into their beer and orange squash.

LTS