BS: Mangled jokes

Subject: BS: Mangled jokes
From: GUEST,I Can't Compete With Mr. Happy
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 07:24 AM

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! To the I the tube of the neck cung it is,!
Doctor: Be good, that window go and your tongue at the outside stab.
Patient: It to carry and cure completely?
Doctor: Be, me the man side it will pick up only and it does not like.

Patient: The doctor and the doctor, inside 2 places my eight in me by it broke,!
Doctor: Them place fall in!

strike! strike!
Who is there?
Hamish.
Hamish the one where?
Hamish the person tambourine!

What peels and Mah and white, it is black, it is black white and white it is thin?
Lower part nun rotation of hill.

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Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 09:48 AM

ROFLMAO....

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:03 AM

What the heck is this supposed to be about?

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:55 AM

Long the Europe city which becomes it conducted 2 person nun bicycles ka'tw. Most new proverb, "the sibling, me this first feeling it did not come assuredly,! And that answer back long the nun who becomes, "she the pebbles, is the sibling.

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 11:41 AM

The crack goes until the relief army officer and mwut,"it excepts it spreads out the bad person and and?"
"Us of process!" It replied the officer.
"It excepts the bad woman and it spreads out?"
"It is like that, they too much!"
"To except to me, your one that time?"

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 11:57 AM

Knock it hits,!
From that place }who{' S?
Compound word.
Compound word who?
Compound word nighttime... It called a song

Knock on their doors knocked on the door!
Chinese people?
Salmon.
Salmon?
night Chen salmon

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: GUEST,Duane D. at work
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:15 PM

Is this like the "Mangled Lyrics" thread involving translations from English to other languages in succession and back to English, but for jokes?

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Windsinger
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 12:20 PM

Duane,

Took a couple of posts to figure that out...but yah, I think so. :P

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 05:56 PM

--Who was this lady whom I saw you with yesterday evening?

--That was not a lady. Who my wife was.

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Skivee
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 06:13 PM

The defective Pirat entered in an office labour, the end to receive a work new. The human beings have that to describe it in the demand there, as it received its damages different.
"I lost the foot, putting above on the plate a ship, the end to steal it. E I age of the return my foot in nothing time."
"as you it lost the hand"?
"I that swordfighting with one another sailor and it has my cut hand"
"and as you it eye to have decided"
"one déféqué of the bird in it"
"that"
"it was the first day with the hook, and I was not used interim in it"

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 06:16 PM

--Why the chicken did cross the road?

--At the other side to arrive.


--Why men of firemen carry do of the red straps?

--Your trousers hochhalten.

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 06:36 PM

Brenda O' Malley is a head, formant of the dinners, as usual, if Tim Finnegan in its door arrives. "Brenda, I can enter?", it asks. "I have something to declare you",

"can enter you obviously. They are always, welcome with of Tim. But where my husband is?",

"you should be explained what I am here, Brenda. There was to the bottom an accident in Guinnessbrauerei... "

" OH -, Gottnr.!", Brenda cries. "do not ask you to explain me",

"me must, Brenda. Your Shamus husband went died and. I am considered it sadly ",

finally in top of Tim. "as it arrived, Tim?",

"it was, of Brenda terribly. * it to fall into a Guinnessstout tank and to drown ",

"of Oh- my dear Jesus! But you must ask me to align, him Tim. From Did go at least quickly?",

"well, No, Brenda. It actually went three times pee."hinaus,

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 10:55 PM

Yacht sank, jurist 2 other thing were located in the raft of life which to the displacement of island. As for the supply attempting as, they they were that form of one of the thing which it cannot make an island, water on that period with the shark of the cannibal of large white; therefore by the expensive of suicide the rope and the earth were complete in order to have a swim. It is final, jurist said that she makes that. And the rope of hand, is which it it hopped with the water, struck because of seashore. But also, the profit makes that or it not, road because of it is not extracted which simply they help and supports shark which makes in order to believe actually to it it! "my god! "when they vs are safe, its raft it is said. Shark and that of in all "as it does make? "jurist smiled, after he otvechen," special courtesy "

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Skivee
Date: 12 Apr 06 - 11:37 PM

A woman, because their husband did not arrive of return of a play of the Gulf with his friend, arrives to him finally however concerned only with 9pm.
It asks him to you that why it arrives so late and says him, "I has slightly of Mary, bad information... Bob died. It had an attack of heart ".
It is, a note terribly. You were time this entirety at the hospital?"
"No, Mary... which it died on the nine back ones; thus, all the afternoon, were, ' of Hit of the ball aspire... Antagonistic force Bob... Success of the ball... Antagonistic force Bob... "

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 12:38 AM

King Arthur was with the crusades, but it bought initially Keuschheitriemen for its Mrs. Guinevere. It had a small right drilling on its Cunt. In drilling, a sheet federgelagertes, was with half all those to cross which was used. When king Arthur is turned over, it forced each man in the kingdom to align and give up its trousers. When this one was done, it that each man had lost more pecker its except the bolt of the Street pedlar, was seen Sir Lancelot. The "lance" said of Arthur, "congratulations! I thought that you would be the first to lose thick them! Like you to explain your success?" "Ooooellll, answered, it as ike is of Lancelot..."

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 06:59 AM

The nurse who is ugly: The Ludo' "it got and ' that fellow him it stabs it tattooed,! "
Pretty nurse: "'Ludo' The Llandudno which is it! "

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 07:02 AM

Is the sea gull to be how with the baby different?
1 thing the general coast which falls, but different human waste general Hool ccek is day n.

Enough!

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Mo the caller
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:15 AM

Is no-one going to tell them in English. Should I look for a matching "unmangled joke" thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Paul Burke
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 08:58 AM

OK, here's one my (then 15 year old) daughter told me a few years ago:

You know how Dracula sucks people's blood? Well, what's a sperm count then?

And this is after its trip to Korea:

The Dracula will suck the person blood and to peel as there is Iss whom it spreads out? Well, sperm count what that time it happens?

And after a trip round Europe (Holland, France, Greece and back):

You weet how Dracula does absorb the blood of worlds? Well, what is despite then a inventory of sperm?

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:21 AM

Majority is filthy, motion.

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 06:33 PM

Pinocchio complains with about Gepetto which its life of love is terrible. His/her friend is afraid to break deathly.
Gepetto does not say a "problem" and gives to of Pinocchio a sheet to the fine sand paper and request him to make equal far from the problem.
Race of a few weeks.
Next mark if Gepetto Pinocchio sees, request him how things belong to his/her friend.
"friendly?", Pinocchio known as. "that which requires a friend?",

Subject: RE: BS: Mangled jokes
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Apr 06 - 09:15 PM

As for yes Christ he when inquiring about that it comes from the ambiguous lane, was walking the sound of the carpenter industry around the heaven. Walking under the lane, he him with him at the small store when being the boy who goes, comes being the wood, works. The board the airplane and it cries in, there was a person who is old, is the mustache. "Today, as for the old person," yes Christ who was said? "Why it cries?" "I cry for my son," it was the old person. "Called I him my son, but really there was no he. He really was... something other ones. "Yes Christ stopped after the thought of the time, opened widely, asked that arm," the father? "The old person pulled and the fissure the eye which is filled up inspected, answered," Pinochio? "