Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,humbleton health&safety advisor.
Date: 23 Sep 06 - 02:53 PM

risk assessments were strongly advised,the wearing of high vis vests also.paramedics on standby,trained security staff,a ban on alcohol,ushers with torches,all these were also suggested strongly in writing to the commitee.The letter i got back began-p*ss off you wan*ker,i didn`t read anymore.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Shiplap Structure3
Date: 19 Sep 06 - 04:48 AM

Ted
Please assure me that you carried out all the risk assesments for HumFest and that noone died or suffered any injury enjoying themselves
See link
spotted this in todays Yorkshire Post

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 11 Sep 06 - 04:14 AM

Next year, the fete will be on saturday 14th july.2007.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 07:07 AM

Well done El Ted and ta very muchly for inviting me along, I really enjoyed doing my spot and thanks for the compliment greenman.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,greenman
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 04:51 AM

i`ll second that.great fun,great party,great artists,great night.to all who organised it and who supported it and headlined in it.thankyou.muppet man,your set gave me goosebumps guy.respect.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,the villager
Date: 08 Sep 06 - 12:56 AM

wow,to el ted and his family of minstrels-thankyou,you were truly awesome.what a buzz.now we know why el ted speaks so highly of you all.your hearts are as big as your sublime talent.to the gifted ones-next year you will be given a pass to free food & drink.again-thankyou so much.the memories will be treasured.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 07:39 AM

Beverley.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Shiplap Structure3
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 07:35 AM

'hardly did not do nowt'
Where did one learn ones grammer?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 07:27 AM

I hardly did not do nowt Dave. If you lot hadn't turned up and performed so radiantly, it would have been a bloody short programme, and I would have been deported back to Hull!

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 07:00 AM

Well done Sir Ted

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 06:40 AM

It was really nice,
well done and thanks etc to tEd and everyone else waht was there, and organised it and that.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Shiplap Structure3
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 06:03 AM

How much???
Well done Humbleton

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 04:32 AM

Brilliant

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Sep 06 - 03:26 AM

Good morrow darlings,
       T'festival committee popped around last night to inform us that we raised £854 during sundays spectacular. This money has been passed on to the vicar who will arrange to hand it over to Castle Hill.
       T'committee would also like to give you all a big wet kiss and hope you can all come back and do it again next year, but on a bloody SATURDAY in 2007
       T'committee,the true battle axes

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 10:00 AM

I'm suprised anyone could see owt they were sat that far back

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 08:23 AM

Yo Muppet,
                            Since you went on after sunset, you were subject to some ferocious stage lighting which unfortunately outlined your miniscule genetalia to one and all!
          Free fleeces, the true path!
ps: I will let you know how much the event raised once all groats have been converted to sterling.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: muppett
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 08:13 AM

See through shorts, oh eck that weren't me was it, I did have me undies on underneath.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 06 Sep 06 - 06:24 AM

We checked Derrick you did not have any money on you - by the way when did you get that tattoo done?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 09:05 AM

If you find any money it's mine.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 05 Sep 06 - 03:12 AM

Thanks a million to all who came to Humbleton and kicked ass on stage. The locals were well impressed. I feel a knighthood coming on, never just the Parish Council.
Font color=green> Sorry to miss you Les, but I couldn't get back to Hull after coming for muppet
And now for the Parish notices: someone has left a medium sized blue fleece at our house. It is a rather effeminate design, so I suspect it blongs to Caveman Short.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 01:01 PM

Thanks for explaining that Ged I can now confirm I wasn't dreaming.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 08:54 AM

What day is it?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 08:47 AM

Very sorry to have missed this. We imbibed rather heavily at the Sea Shanty Festival on Saturday, so instead of taxiing into the wilds of Holderness at Sunday tea-time we kind of went back to bed. Perhaps next year we might avoid this clash of the East Riding's two major cultural events.

Glad to know that it went well, and I will be happy to buy young Ted a small sherry at tonight's Black Boy session (it's all go isn't it?) in partial compensation of our non-appearance.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Gedpipes
Date: 04 Sep 06 - 04:23 AM

It was all a dream. 16 ton flat bed trailer, an elvis impersonator impersonating a vicar, a flamingo impersonating El ted, a bloke in see through shorts, the sublime hw band, a mad harpist. this is an event to go to.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 08:05 PM

We may have problems getting there as we don't want to leave the Shanty Festival until tea time. If anyone is going that way, please get in touch.

Ta, Les

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,robin goodfellow
Date: 02 Sep 06 - 12:55 PM

artisans-come one,come all.you will be welcomed in humbleton with open arms.the local firewater will be consumed in copious amounts,you will be viewed as earthbound gods.your every need will be met.you will then wake up and realise,yes,you were dreaming.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 10:39 AM

The weather forecast for sunday is very good. I fear the worst..........................

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 10:00 AM

feresh

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 08:35 AM

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Sep 06 - 03:15 AM

To the top one last time, in green.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 07:02 AM

That's a good place for him to look jOhn. Chants Ave is full of women.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: GUEST,jOhn
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 06:50 AM

I saw Mervin last night, [he was parked outside my house, looking for a woman), he said he is going.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 31 Aug 06 - 05:03 AM

Who said I use it on my face?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Shiplap Structure3
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 11:55 AM

Never use aftershave methinks another beardy

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 05:51 AM

I have a bottle of aftershave that I never use. Yes, good idea.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 05:07 AM

FEAR NOT, THERE IS A BAR!!! A fine selection of comedy wines is also available FREE from my 'Fisher Price' wine cellar.Penny is also composing menus involving rabbit, hare, brandy, plums (in the same pot apparently) so FREE comestibles will also be available. Feel free to bring a bottle with you as well.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 04:55 AM

Ted, Humbledum is a village without a pub (weird or what?), so the question is 'Is there a refreshment stall selling drink and Nobby's nuts or do we have to turn up pissed?'. 'Tis a fundamental request I might add.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 04:22 AM

69, oo-er....

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 30 Aug 06 - 03:32 AM

If I could be so Umble sir

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ossonflags
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 03:31 AM

See "Monks walk" post ET

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 29 Aug 06 - 02:53 AM

Hello ET, how's Bagpuss? It will be a good do indeed.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: ET
Date: 27 Aug 06 - 12:55 PM

Looks a good do at 'umbleton but in case no one turns up at Monks cos of Hull Shanty, the landlady of the Sun leaves this week and fears pub may close again. Thought of the majority of the vast numbers at the Sun this weekend (3) was that a permenent move back to Hodgsons on Sundays would be wise - 1st Sunday at Monks and rest at Hodgsons?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 25 Aug 06 - 03:27 AM

Don't get pissed and fall off balconies in Australia Dave...oops, were you trying to keep that quiet?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 04:49 AM

Not this weekend Ted still recovering!!!

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 24 Aug 06 - 03:52 AM

Hello Dave. Are HWB going to Driffield festival at all this weekend? Penelope and I are intending to go.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 23 Aug 06 - 03:21 AM

Hello

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 06:19 AM

Thanks for the info Ted. It sounds like the only issue left is what to wear. Unfortunately I won't be at the Woolpack tonight unless I turn up! Good luck with the book.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 22 Aug 06 - 03:27 AM

Yo Derrick/Derek/Dereck,
                                        Had a goodly chat with The Vicar in Tesco's on saturday, and he said he had 'a 10K rig' some 'radio microphones' and that 'we could DI' I hope this is of some assistance. Are you going to The Woolpack session tonight?
                  Turtle, the true soup.

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 11:24 AM

Technical Query:-   How many Marshall stacks will be set up Ted (retired)?

Subject: RE: Humbleton needs you! 3rd sept.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 17 Aug 06 - 03:21 AM

We must be well educated because we can count our pints and check out change.