Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?

Subject: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 01:57 PM

This is from "Gun" which is a video game but the song the cowboy sang is hysterical, does anybody know the lyrics? Something about a girl named Jenny who was a whore by trade, something something lie on her back / and let all the cowbpoys take a poke at her crack, something something to their surprise, something belly began to rise, then her (twat?) gave a grunt / and out dropped a runt, something something. Anyway, I thought it pretty entertaining, but you can't rewind the game...

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 06:19 PM

SOunds like the bawdy version of Redwing (the one Woody parodied in Union Maid)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: Joe Offer
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 06:26 PM

Sounds like a job for immortalia.com.
I sent John an e-mail, and I'm sure he'll drop by.
-Joe-

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 24 Jul 06 - 08:30 PM

Thanks Joe, again!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 07:58 PM

Sounds like a version of "Charlotte The Harlot, The Cowpuncher's Whore."

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 10:48 PM

This is from the game GUN by Activision on the PS2:

There once was a Dodge City maid
Who was a whore by trade
For a buck at a whack
She'd lie on her back
And let the cowboys have a poke a her crack

One day to her suprise
Her belly began to rise
Her slit gave a grunt
And out jumped a runt
With his balls between his eyes

Oh the moon shines tonight on dear old Jenny
As she lay sleeping
A shadow (?) comes creeping
Hum-hum-hum-hum
With eyes a greaming
With hopes of reaming our amber (?) maid.

This is a version of "Redwing".

John Mehlberg

Subject: RE: Redwing song
From: John M.
Date: 25 Jul 06 - 10:55 PM

Oh,

I forgot to sign in...

Sorry for the delay in responding. It took me a while to get a friend to play the game to the point of the song. I recorded the singing with my voice recorder and I will post an MP3 of the song when I have the time.

Joe and others, I have a google alert set up to email me when there are discussions of bawdy songs on MudCat. So even though I may not sign in very often, I do "watch" MudCat via Google.

John Mehlberg

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 01:27 AM

Sounds like my neice.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: Snuffy
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 08:18 AM

Long ago I heard another Redwing parody, but all I remember is:

Oh the moon shines tonight on Nellie Cartwright
She couldn't fart right
Her arse was airtight ...

Can anybody add any more?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: John M.
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 12:32 PM

Here is a link to the song:

   There Once Was a Dodge City Maid (110KB)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: Herga Kitty
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 04:22 PM

There's also Les Sullivan's song about Jennifer Pettifer.

Kitty

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 26 Jul 06 - 05:43 PM

The way I heard it (during a misspent youth on the streets of Brooklyn in the 1940s) it started out:

There once was an Indian maid
Who always was afraid
That some buckaroo would slip her a screw
As she laid in the shade

...............missing lines...

She was standing there in the moonlight's glare
With nothing on but her nightie
And the moonbeams lit
the nipple of her tit
By Jesus Christ Almighty!


Oscar Brand collated some versions in a pastiche called The Wayward Boy.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 30 Jul 06 - 04:12 PM

Thanks!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: GUEST,Lighter
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 08:58 PM

Evfen Herman Goering shows up in Brand's version - though seemingly in no other.

Brand's is called "Redwing." "The Wayward Boy" is set to the tune of "The Girl I Left Behind Me" and tells a different story.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 09:21 PM

Correct. A slip of my aging memory.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: Sorcha
Date: 02 Aug 06 - 11:25 PM

Dear Gods and Goddesses! I'll NEVER be able to play RedWing again!!! They will all wonder why I'm laffing so hard!!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 06:55 PM

To Mrrzy!

Here is a close match to what you have:

There once was an Indian maid
Who said she wasn't afraid
To lay on her back in a dirty old shack
And let some sailor shove it up her crack!

One day to her surprise her tummy began to rise
and out of her cunt hopped a bald headed runt
with his ass between his eyes!

Close?

Dave

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: Mrrzy
Date: 06 Aug 06 - 09:53 PM

Close, but dare I say No Cigar?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: GUEST,Kris K
Date: 07 Jul 10 - 02:34 PM

75 years ago the lyrics we had were largely as Dave has it, except that it ended:

But much to her surprise, her belly began to rise, and out came a dinger with a ring around his stinger and his ass between his eyes.

Kris

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: GUEST,k.schemenauer ;-)
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 03:42 AM

There once was an indian maid, who said she wasn't afraid, to lay on her back, in a railroad shack, and let a cowboy tickle her crack..and then to her surprise, her belly began to rise.........

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: Charley Noble
Date: 05 Aug 10 - 08:44 PM

It's amazing how fragments of songs still rattle on.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: GUEST,Briandude
Date: 27 Dec 10 - 01:40 AM

The way I heard it was

There once was an Indian maid
Who said she wasn't afraid
to lie on her back in a dirty old shack
and let all the cowboys poke at her crack.
But one day to her surprise
her stomach began to rise.
Then her cunt gave a grunt
amd out dropped a runt
with his asshole between his eyes.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: GUEST,bill
Date: 29 Oct 11 - 10:05 PM

there once was an Indian maid,
who said she wasn't afraid,
to lay on her back, and open her crack
for the cowboys to lay their eggs.

one day, to her surprise,
Her belly began to rise,
missing a line,
missing a line,
da da da da da da da.

oh the moon shines bright on pretty redwing,
and so on

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: Joe_F
Date: 29 Oct 11 - 10:24 PM

Oscar Brand's somewhat cleaned-up version is here, among other places:

There once was an Indian maid
Who always was afraid
That some buckaroo
Would fly around and fool
While she lay sleeping in the shade.

She had an idea grand
She filled it up with sand
To keep the boys
From forbidden joys
In Red Wing's promised land

cho: Oh, the Moon shines down on pretty Red Wing
As she lay sleeping
This buck come creeping
With his one good eye he was a-peeping
He hoped to reach the promised land.

He was an Indian wise
He reached for Red Wing's thighs;
With an old rubber boot
On the end of his toot
He made poor Red Wing open up her eyes.

When she came to life
She grabbed her bowie knife
It flashed in the sky
As she let it fly
And shortened his love life

cho: Oh the clouds go floating over Red Wing
As she lays snoring
Her life is boring
Why she'd even welcome Hermann Goering
Into the pleasure of her promised land.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Jun 17 - 03:36 PM

there once was an Indian Maid who said she wasn't afraid to lay on her back for 5 cents a wack and let the cowboys shove it up her crack until one day by surprise her belly began to rise then out popped a Ni---- with a 10 inch trigger and his balls were bigger then his eyes

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 19 - 06:22 PM

There once was an Indian maiden,
Who never was afraid,
to lie on her back in a little red shack,
and let the cowboys poke it up her crack.
And then to her surprise,
her belly began to rise.
And out of her cunt came a little red runt,
with an asshole between his eyes.

This is the way I heard it back in 1966, when I was 10. NOT my wife's favorite tune!

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 21 - 09:17 PM

and out jumped a hairy son of a bitch with his ass between his eyes.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: ??Whore named Jenny?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 01 Apr 21 - 09:25 PM

I wouldn't call Union Maid a "parody" of Redwing, any more than My Country Tis of Thee is a parody of God Save the King.