BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?

Subject: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,Slowestpoker
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:25 PM

Just to re-iterate, why was paddy sacked from his bacon slicing job?

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Sorry, but this thread has 13 messages, and nothing about music or folklore - down to the nonmusic section you go....
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,M-A-T-Bricks
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:27 PM

Ask Brakn + Mr Red

Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Peace
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:28 PM

He broke three ribs and his left arm. Do I win a prize?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,Mr War
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:29 PM

Ya don't want to bother talking to MrRed

Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,Slowestpoker
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:32 PM

PEACE - yes, indeed you win an armoured assault jeep. on its way now.
C'mon lets have some serious discussion here

Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Peace
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:34 PM

Serious discussion? OK. About what?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,Mr War
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:35 PM

Bacon

Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,M-A-T-Bricks
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:37 PM

Why is Mr Red not at work today?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Leadfingers
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:45 PM

He sat on the counter , too close to the bacon slicing machine , and got all behind with the orders !

Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Peace
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:47 PM

Bacon, Georgia?

Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Peace
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:48 PM

Little Richard was born there.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,Laurel
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:51 PM

he didn't want to replace the plug with one that has three prongs. One ia a ground connection, and that twelve-inch zip they put in my abdomen keeps reminding me that's how it's got to be.

Subject: RE: Folklore: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: GUEST,Mr War
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 07:52 PM

Bacon is awesome!

Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Lady Hillary
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 10:59 PM

He had theatre tix.

Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Peace
Date: 11 Aug 06 - 11:23 PM

On the hoof . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 01:14 AM

Knees Up, Paddy on the Popo!
Let's hear him laugh!

Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Gurney
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 04:04 AM

I must be missing something here. Besides Paddy.

Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 04:47 AM

Paddy did not arrive for work on his first day because the boss told him his first responsibility was to get 'up at eight'o clock' in the morning and he is still trying to find a potato clock!

Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: gnomad
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 05:24 AM

Potato Clock

Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 05:42 AM

gnomad that is priceless...Paddy no longer has an excuse eh?
Best wishes, Mike.

Subject: RE: BS: Why IS Paddy not at work today?
From: Peace
Date: 12 Aug 06 - 05:53 AM

I understand that this one powers Big Ben.