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02 May 07 - 09:54 AM (#2041238) Subject: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Y_Not I thought this might be a constructive thread. 1. A Folk Club which is in an L shaped room where they discourage the use of P.A. Half the audience can barely see who is singing and even worse they can't hear a word. And the organiser bemoans the fact that his audience is dwindling. 2. The residents who have done a healthy spot earlier in the evening; but decide that after the main guest has finished their last song, the residents go back on to finish the night. Was the main guest that you booked not good enough to finish the night? 3. A breakdown in communication where the main act doesn't realise that they have just done their last song, and they and the audience are informed by the organiser that there is no time for anymore. 4. A floor singer who was told they had 3 songs and after their 2nd song the organiser walks on stage and takes them off. A light hearted look at some amusing things seen in clubs, I'm not out to have "GO" at clubs. |
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02 May 07 - 10:12 AM (#2041262) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Leadfingers 1 - The room shape is not good , but surely better than NO room at all ! 2 - Would never happen in a club I ran ! The Paid Act is the High Spot (after the Raffle) and should finish the evening 3 - As (2) Totally BAD organisation ! 4 - Done it myself - Floor spots were told Ten Minutes ! Run over and you get Hooked !! |
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02 May 07 - 10:22 AM (#2041273) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: concertina ceol Someone borrowing the "main act's" instrument and singing a song that the "act" is known for, then doing a very poor job of it! Unbelieveable! |
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02 May 07 - 10:29 AM (#2041278) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Y_Not Concertina, I agree that is bad, but it might be my sense of humour it also makes me laugh. |
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02 May 07 - 10:32 AM (#2041281) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: concertina ceol I wondered if there had been some "history" between the two of them in the past. I'm laughing now thinking back on it! |
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02 May 07 - 10:33 AM (#2041282) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Dave Sutherland The organiser/M.C. introducing you, as a floor singer, with "I've never heard of him, but here he is" |
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02 May 07 - 10:35 AM (#2041284) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: stallion Turning up to a gig to be told that they were up to their limit for fire regs and having to wait in the bar to go on, then they threw two people out whilst we performed, then threw us out when they had finished and let the other two in! |
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02 May 07 - 10:36 AM (#2041286) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: stallion oh and I forgot, for petrol money and beer money! |
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02 May 07 - 10:41 AM (#2041290) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Y_Not DaveS! similar to that "He's not been here before, I don't know what he does, but we'll give him a go anyway". Priceless! Years ago someone asked Jeremy Taylor if they could borrow his Martin special edition guitar, Jeremy said "Yes, but first can I have the name of your solicitor". the guy just walked away. |
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02 May 07 - 11:16 AM (#2041311) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Y_Not Do you let the audience dictate what time the night starts? For example; A folk Club that started at 8pm for years now starts at 9pm and some times it can be later, because the resident doesn't want to sing to just a few people, the start time has got later and later. I think that the resident should go on at the set time even if they are singing to the four walls. |
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02 May 07 - 11:19 AM (#2041314) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Kevin Sheils I always try to start our club at the advertised 7.30 start time, sometimes it may be 5 minutes out, due unavoidable delays (setting up guest etc) bur never more than that. If you don't then the audience just start to come later as you suggest Y Not. It helps to have a "house band" as we have at Walthamstow since you can always have music playing as people arrive, similar situation at Islington. Bit of a tradition in these parts. |
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02 May 07 - 11:21 AM (#2041317) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Waddon Pete Hello, I agree Y Not....the show must go on! (If a folksinger sings in a folk club and there's no one to hear them....are they still a folksinger?) Best wishes, Peter |
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02 May 07 - 11:22 AM (#2041318) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Y_Not Kevin I totally agree, it is better for people to arrive and find something has already started than to sit waiting in a dead room. |
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02 May 07 - 11:26 AM (#2041328) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Y_Not And going back to pete, if nobody turns up and nobody hears you, you can still tell yourself you are a Folk Singer. |
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02 May 07 - 11:29 AM (#2041331) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: GUEST,Yeti I'm the worst thing ever seen at any Club |
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02 May 07 - 11:30 AM (#2041332) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Georgiansilver Live it for what it is at the time...not for what you wanted it to be or thought it should be....life's too short! |
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02 May 07 - 11:47 AM (#2041344) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Y_Not One of the worst things I saw in a Club was Brian McNeill of the Battlefield Band at Poynton. The voice mic suddenly came out of it's holder and smashed through the front of his Sobell Cittern which he had placed on the floor next to him, Brian just sat in a daze and the audience were in a deathly silence for what seemed a lifetime, how he continued I'll never know. |
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02 May 07 - 12:09 PM (#2041361) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Big Al Whittle bit of a negative thread.........like everybody else I've witnessed acts of rudeness from audience to performer and vice versa, but its not the general way of things. As Malcolm Stent once said to me, most folkies are good eggs! |
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02 May 07 - 12:11 PM (#2041363) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Menno "4. A floor singer who was told they had 3 songs and after their 2nd song the organiser walks on stage and takes them off." Grrrrowl. Happened to me. In a place in the Netherlands. I got three songs and was booted after the second. Cause was that organiser had just fallen deeply in love with my (admittedly very cute) predecessor, who rambled on for about half an hour with scraps of poetry before the Main Act came back on stage. And poor li'l me was sandwiched in between. Needless to say, I was Not Amused. |
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02 May 07 - 12:28 PM (#2041381) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: LesB One thing that annoys me is when all the floor singers are dooing 2 songs each & a person / group just carries on after their second song & it's then embaressing for the organiser to get them off without being rude. Cheers Les |
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02 May 07 - 12:33 PM (#2041388) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Y_Not As I said this is not a negative thread it was meant to be constructive, and maybe have a laugh at the goings on, most "folk" I have met over the years are good eggs, most "Clubs" I've been to are friendly and go out of their way to make you feel at home. |
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02 May 07 - 12:57 PM (#2041418) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: JennyO I can't remember who said this on a previous thread - I think it was something that happened in a UK folk club. The MC said something like "Next month we'll have someone even better!". |
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02 May 07 - 03:36 PM (#2041542) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: GUEST,Peter Stockport Worse thing Ive seen is people who make statements on here running down their local clubs.- Since you mention Poynton I take it you're in South Manchester. L shaped room, I take it that's the Red Bull, singers finishing the night, I assume that's the Armoury Late running club, I guess that's Bollington. Some people on here don't half moan, if you don't like the way a club is run then run one yourself to your own rules. Otherwise don't run a club down. Support it. Peter |
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02 May 07 - 03:58 PM (#2041565) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: PoppaGator Instead of a number of songs, performers should be allotted a number of MINUTES. Then it's up to the performer to decide whether to do a lot of short numbers or a few long ones. At the Neutral Ground Coffee House in New Orleans, the weekly (Sunday night) open mike allows 15 minutes per act. The other six nights a week, it's one hour each for three, four, or sometimes even five pre-scheduled acts (8, 9, and 10 pm every night, sometimes 7pm as well, once in a while an additional 11 pm slot). There's a nice big clock on the wall, everyone is aware of it, and there are no arguments about running overtime, being cut short, etc. The basket is always passed for contributions to the performer, at the Sunday 15-minute sessions as well as at the hour-long sets during the week. No guarantee as to how much or how little you'll collect, of course. A decent 15-minute performance on a Sunday will get you on the monthly schedule. Most of the acts are beginnners, amateurs, or over-the-hill "returnees" like me, but there are a dozen or so well-established local acts who have real paying regular gigs elsewhere, but who maintain their relationship with the Neutral Ground and do a monthly show, if only as a "rehearsal." With timeslots for 100 or more acts a month, this is a great local institution that encourages live music and continually nurtures new performers. |
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02 May 07 - 05:35 PM (#2041675) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Ref The cute little girl who shows up with a twelve string guitar she can't play to perform a song she can't sing, while her dad gets the whole thing on his video-cam. |
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02 May 07 - 06:17 PM (#2041714) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Surreysinger Never seen that one ......yet...... |
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02 May 07 - 06:42 PM (#2041738) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Over the course of 47 years in folk clubs, most of the twelve year olds I've seen could give us lessons, Ref. Don T. |
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02 May 07 - 06:51 PM (#2041750) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: stallion oops I did that once, after the first song the organiser held up two fingers, I thought for a second, was it, that's your lot or two more, I did two more and then was told after that I should have done two songs. Anyway how was I to know nobody actually said anything and everyone else had done three and I had never been there before. I/we prefer to know how many minutes, then cloth can be cut accordingly |
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02 May 07 - 10:16 PM (#2041856) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Sandra in Sydney I tell floor spots 2 songs, about 10 minutes. One of my predecessors used to say 2 songs, & a regular was always threatening that one of his 2 songs would be a 78 verse ballad ... |
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03 May 07 - 01:49 AM (#2041950) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Rasener Quote from Poppagator Instead of a number of songs, performers should be allotted a number of MINUTES. Then it's up to the performer to decide whether to do a lot of short numbers or a few long ones. End of quote Thats what I do at my club. Wouldn't have it any other way. Its up to the performer to decide what they are going to do in that allotted time - talk, tell jokes, sing etc. |
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03 May 07 - 02:36 AM (#2041957) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Richard Bridge A very long and wholly rambling story about a long and rambling story by Bert Lloyd. It all turned on what a "sleeve job" was, and we never did find out. |
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03 May 07 - 04:20 AM (#2042004) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Kevin Sheils It all turned on what a "sleeve job" was, and we never did find out. Is that the one that starts "Roll up, Roll up"? |
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03 May 07 - 04:29 AM (#2042006) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Liz the Squeak Having your over-enthusiastic and slightly rat-arsed MC trying to impress a girl, introduce a very conservative, traditional act (who admittedly weren't the most popular guest we'd booked) as Les Barker. Hard to tell who was most upset. LTS |
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03 May 07 - 06:37 AM (#2042080) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: The Sandman a floorsinger playing a recorder who had no sense of rhythym. a resident singer who managed to sing perfectly in tune with herself but a quarter tone out with her guitar. A Folk Comedian who tried to humiliate amember of the audience[ a small boy].this was Towersey festival and the performer got booed off. |
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03 May 07 - 07:12 AM (#2042096) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Y_Not Peter! Your assumptions and guessing are wrong. Arthur runs a fine club in Bollington. The Armoury is also run well, and as you say the singers carry on the night as a sing-a-round after the main guest has finished their last spot and that's great, which is not the same as the Resident singer or band getting up and finishing the night. There was a club where after the main guest had finished, the guest, the resident and anyone that had sung that night would finish with a rousing song, which I thought was a great way to finish the night. I have always had a fond admiration for the people that week in and week out, organise and run their club, but with all good intentions sometimes things go wrong, and this thread was not intended to be negative, it was meant to have a light hearted look at things that may have gone wrong and Laugh! (Folk are Human). Now there is an alternative "POSITIVE" spin off thread "The best things seen in a Folk Club", which has been reduced to a bitter squabbling. Funny???? It makes me p.ss. |
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03 May 07 - 08:33 AM (#2042153) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Liz the Squeak I tell a lie, they weren't introduced as Les Barker, they were introduced as the Kippers! Which was even worse as the Kippers parody the very songs that particular group performed! LTS |
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03 May 07 - 09:08 AM (#2042190) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: GUEST,Peter Stockport Ynot, It's too easy to criticise organisers and performers. Perhaps you should have started the thread differently. Or, named it differently. Club organisers don't half get a lot of stick, no point in encouraging it even more. Even if it was meant as a joke. But then you know all that since you're involved yourself. Peter-Who gets his fair share of the stick and does enjoy a laugh. |
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04 May 07 - 06:25 AM (#2043033) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: stallion reading captain birdseye post I think is what makes the nitty gritty of "folk clubs" work, I am all for people picking up an instrument or voice and doing their party piece, however tortuous on the ear, so long as they don't think they are "God's gift to music", I am all for inclusivity my two beefs are people who think they are too good to be in with the hoi poloi and people who think they are too good to be in with the hoi poloi and are not. Having said all that, yes, I do cringe sometimes but I eat sprouts at christmas dinner cos its part of the package (bad form to refuse) |
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04 May 07 - 07:51 AM (#2043067) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: GUEST a 14 verse bob dylan ballad performed by a dude with one bollock hanging out of his shorts. still having flashbacks :( !!! |
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04 May 07 - 07:51 AM (#2043068) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Rasener LOL that was a balls up then :-) |
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04 May 07 - 09:50 AM (#2043159) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Flash Company Probably the worst I remember was a well known folkie allowing our organiser to 'persuade' him to sing 'Oh, alright, I'll just do the one!', Then doing a twenty minute introduction to the 'one song' he sang. FC |
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05 May 07 - 05:26 AM (#2043756) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Bugsy A guy singing (very badly) "The Wreck Of The Edmond Fitzgerald", making a mistake on the second last line of the penultimate verse, apologising and starting ALL OVER AGAIN!!!!! Sheer torture! CHeers Bugsy |
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05 May 07 - 10:53 AM (#2043918) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: frogprince In a little-bitty Chicago coffeehouse, on open mike night: a shaggy kid gets to the performer's stool, introduces himself as "Rocky the Flying Squirrel", and just then whatever he has been smoking or taking catches up with him and he totally morphs into a store manniquin; after a few minutes someone steered him offstage. One other moment there wasn't really funny; one regular, whom we could well have done without, came up to me while I was washing coffee cups, to caution me that if we had any black customers, I needed to wash the cups extra carefully, so that no one would catch sickle-cell anemia from them. He was a big, stupid, belligerant thug, who somehow had gotten a college degree. I told him sickle-cell anemia isn't contagious. He "proved" his point be glaring and saying "Yes, it is". |
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05 May 07 - 09:54 PM (#2044321) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: GUEST SLOW MOTION......A yellow/blue tinged cue-ball busting loose the fresh-white teeth of an under 20 Missus....as she raised her head behind an overturned billards-table in a beer hall, during a bar fight. |
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07 May 07 - 07:17 AM (#2045104) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Graham and Jo Room full of musicians and singers but always the same residents doing the same floor spots. |
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07 May 07 - 08:25 AM (#2045125) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Tim theTwangler #!The one where someone is persuaded to sing when not on the list,then taking ages to introduce the song is familiar. How about the mc/resident sets up a video camera then nicks the time he wastes mucking about with it from the two acts either side of him in the list? How about the famous have I got time for one more? The guy already used up all his half hour by doing four songs and the interminable pre song talk for each. Then after being allowed the extra one takes five minutes talking and retuning before even attempting to start playing! |
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07 May 07 - 10:13 AM (#2045181) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Sandra in Sydney Once upon a time, a drummer!! took so long with a sound check, then drivelled for an equal length of time (this tune was inspired by blah, blah, blah ...), that I couldn't cope with the drivel & noise, & so missed my friend who was next. How can the noise of a drum remind someone of a beautiful sunset or whatever it was? sandra |
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07 May 07 - 01:38 PM (#2045304) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: COINWOLF Worst thing is knowing that someone is about to open a bag of crisps. Crisps should be banned from all folk clubs and festivals. |
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07 May 07 - 01:44 PM (#2045305) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: The Borchester Echo Crisps? There's an extremely well-known US musician resident for many years in London who regularly turns up at a place I often frequent and does floor spots. Only trouble is that he brings sandwiches wrapped in crinkly paper and munches them throughout the other acts. The organiser ain't amused but I think it's priceless. |
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07 May 07 - 01:59 PM (#2045316) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: GUEST,Tom Bliss |
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07 May 07 - 02:46 PM (#2045350) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Scoville I went out to a bar one night that was hosting a long evening--four performers. The first was local [Houston], the second from Austin, the third from Louisiana, and the last again from Austin. Performers 1, 2, and 4 were repeat acts; performers 3 were new to the place but were a good band (I'd seen them before somewhere else). Act 3 had been left off of the posters and website advertisements, and the announcer that evening, whom I suspect was drunk in addition to being ignorant, introduced them as "some guys I never heard; I think they're like zydeco or something". They were Cajun, but in this part of the country it makes a difference. As it turned out, they were the best act of the night but were treated pretty crappily by the venue. They did come back a few months later, though, to a better reception, so I guess the place redeemed itself. |
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07 May 07 - 09:57 PM (#2045709) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: GUEST,SonOfShlomo How about a group being asked to play for X number of hours and X pay, then being told (after they played for AN EXTRA HOUR at the crowd's request): "Sorry we didn't make enough money to pay you all tonight; have a Coke on us from the cooler on the way out." |
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07 May 07 - 10:50 PM (#2045735) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Tim theTwangler Actually I just got back from a Folk club. I was really annoyed because some bloke spent the entire evening staring at a girl in the audience. She looked embarrassed and he was practically drooling. I dont know why in this day and age men think they have the right to treat females in this way. I hope he reads this and gets a grip on himself! Eeeeerr but maybe not while still in the folk club eh? |
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08 May 07 - 12:28 AM (#2045803) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: GUEST,Art Thieme One night in Chicago, at the folk club/bar then called the Quiet Knight, I saw a rather drunk film critic dancing on a table. That's not too bad in itself, but he dropped his pants. No underwear added to the whole gestalt. |
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08 May 07 - 02:10 AM (#2045834) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Bugsy Is it a sign of the times that this thread continues merrily along it's way whilst the other thread "Best things seen in a Folk Club" seems to have died the death. CHeers Bugsy |
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08 May 07 - 05:01 AM (#2045907) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: GUEST,Tom Bliss err I don't know what happened to my post above... I was recalling the time a large lady came in late, sat at a table at the side, then proceeded to arrange a row of cheese cubes, very neatly, right along the edge of the table, which was more than grubby. She then devoured them, in turn, very very very slowly. (But I didn't let it affect my performance - much)! |
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08 May 07 - 06:12 AM (#2045925) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: sapper82 Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Ref - PM Date: 02 May 07 - 05:35 PM "The cute little girl who shows up with a twelve string guitar she can't play to perform a song she can't sing, while her dad gets the whole thing on his video-cam." You missed out "..... twelve string guitar she can't play, that is not in tune, she tries to tune and fails......... |
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08 May 07 - 06:44 AM (#2045934) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Liz the Squeak Someone I know brought a 12 string to a club and was told to only tune the 3 she played as it saved time.... Rude, crass, ignorant, yes.... but sadly, true. LTS |
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08 May 07 - 06:48 AM (#2045936) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Surreysinger Tom - that sounds absolutely mesmeric, "rabbit caught in headlights" sort of stuff. The type of thing which, once you've noticed it, you just can't stop looking...and I think what highlights the horror for me is the description of the table being more than grubby - flesh creepingly awful!! But at least cheese cubes don't make the sort of noise that crisps do! |
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08 May 07 - 06:55 AM (#2045938) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: GUEST,Tom Bliss Indeed - and if anyone can give me suitable 'advice' for crisp-eaters, that does the job without offence*, I'll buy em a pint! (The other one is when the raffle includes a box of chox - which are then passed round. You find yourself wondering if someone in the front row is about to offer you one mid-song)! |
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08 May 07 - 07:10 AM (#2045946) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Richard Bridge If a song session counts as a club for this purpose, the oik who came into John Barden's session at Sweeps on Sunday, yelled at friends so loudly we could not hear ourselves sing, and when John stopped the session and said we'd listen to the oik until it was someone else's turn, proceeded to tell us loudly punctuated with expletives how boring it was he'd been to millions of sessions and people were always aloud to talk and how it was true what everyone was saying (which cast some light on the diiddly and humpty sessioneers in the pub garden were saying) what a boring bunch of fuckers we were with our sitting and listening and taking turns. The landlady threw him out. Thanks Karen John actually runs a very good mixed session. |
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08 May 07 - 07:11 AM (#2045949) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Dug2 What about when you're one of the headline acts and you're told you still have to pay on the door like everyone else? |
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08 May 07 - 07:35 AM (#2045964) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Splott Man Tell the crisp eaters |
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08 May 07 - 07:37 AM (#2045965) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Splott Man Oops, it's happened to me now! What i meant was... I once told a crisp eater to keep in time with the song, which only inspired others to join in. I ended up with a whole crispy rhythm section. |
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08 May 07 - 07:40 AM (#2045971) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Richard Bridge Dug 2 - walk! Splott Man - you asked for that! Lucky you did not get a lineup impersonating the Vernons Girls with crisp-bags! Grin! |
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08 May 07 - 10:41 AM (#2046141) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Don(Wyziwyg)T "From: GUEST,SonOfShlomo - PM Date: 07 May 07 - 09:57 PM How about a group being asked to play for X number of hours and X pay, then being told (after they played for AN EXTRA HOUR at the crowd's request): "Sorry we didn't make enough money to pay you all tonight; have a Coke on us from the cooler on the way out." Utterly indefensible, but ultimately impossible to deal with, except perhaps by advertising their activities as widely as possible. This should prevent other performers being caught out, and, with luck starve the venue of entertainment and put it out of business, a well deserved outcome. Don T. |
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08 May 07 - 12:36 PM (#2046225) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Sooz Been there with the chocolates in the raffle thing, Tom! I can assure you that its worse if they are Quality Street with crinkly wrappings. |
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08 May 07 - 02:13 PM (#2046286) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Tim theTwangler Quality street? Only have Thorntons at Faldinworth live where have you been slumming Sooz? How about its your first proper slot at a folk club and You notice after you start that the people ion the middle of the front row have a bag marked squishy tomatoes and another marked chocolate with which they threaten to pelt you? Thanks guys |
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08 May 07 - 02:31 PM (#2046304) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: WFDU - Ron Olesko Many years ago, I was sitting at a front table in a local NYC club. The artist, a VERY well known folk singer, was introduced by one of the locals. This emcee was obviously drunk and staggered to the stage to make the introduction. Someone in the audience shouted something out, and the drunk emcee glared at ME and started cursing me out. The people around me realized that I did not shout out and began laughing at the emcee - which pissed him off even further. The owner of the club motioned for the emcee to get off the stage - which he did, after mumbling a quick introduction about the singer. As you can imagine, the singer was rather uncomfortable and did not seem to know what to do. A memorable evening. |
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08 May 07 - 07:05 PM (#2046514) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: GUEST,TJ in San Diego Several of us were in Washington, DC, for a conference a few years back, celebrating St. Patrick's Day in a local O'Something or Other saloon near our hotel. The fellow performing on stage, who had a terrible Irish accent on some Clancy Brothers material, had a big cell phone on his belt, which he kept picking up and examining between songs. Finally, someone asked why he was so preoccupied with the damned phone. "My wife's expecting and I have to be ready to go to the hospital when she calls." This was at 11:30 at night and it was very drunk in the joint by this time. Not more than 15 minutes later, he got the call. He was stowing his guitar when someone yelled out, "Who's the lucky guy?" |
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09 May 07 - 12:45 AM (#2046731) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Rasener OOPs better stop the choccies in the raffle Sooz & Tom. or maybe, I could tell the winner not to pass the choccies around as the performer is slobbering whilst trying to sing :-) |
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09 May 07 - 04:42 PM (#2047293) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: breezy a. Confiscate the chocs and dip the crisps in beer, never fails, b. eat the chocs and crisps c. do the passing around yourself, keep your favourites for later on when you need a choc fix, d. throw them in a scattering motion at the audience. Its the same as when someone wants to collect glasses |
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10 May 07 - 04:28 AM (#2047717) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: Tim theTwangler Dunno if it is the chocs or the wine that leads to the performers slobbering. Next time we come over will fetch jumbo crisp selection to put in the raffle. Not enough for everyone in the audience obviously there are far too many bums on seats for that. Its a good job there isnt a bar when you think about it, Buying a house round in there would be very costly. |
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10 May 07 - 05:25 AM (#2047768) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: guitar people with their mobile phones switched on and it goes off during a perfomance and people talking, they do it at the Irvine folk club. |
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10 May 07 - 05:26 AM (#2047770) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: guitar PS. and some of the acts that they get are shit but that's my opinion. |
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10 May 07 - 10:39 AM (#2048051) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: GUEST,SonOfShlomo Don T., The place eventually did go under; the story of our being ripped off by the owners has remained a concert favorite. To comment further: I think the WORST thing to have happen is people in the crowd who have come to eat or drink and then realize it's music night or what-have-you, ONLY TO CONTINUE talking, eating, drinking and whatnot as though there is nothing else going on. Makes me want to ask them if I can have a photo with them; that way I can show my friends the pic from the time I visited the known center of the whole F-ing universe! |
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10 May 07 - 06:05 PM (#2048454) Subject: RE: Worst things seen in a Folk Club From: HouseCat A show that featured a friend who was meant to be playing solo when a guitar player who was a friend of a friend asked if she'd like a side man and she was too nice to say no. She'll never be that nice again. Not only did he not know any of her material, he played horribly and very loudly, and when his cell phone rang in the middle of a very passionate and moving song...HE ANSWERED IT, onstage, and proceeded to carry on a conversation. |