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Alferd Packer killer?

02 May 07 - 05:10 PM (#2041652)
Subject: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Rog Peek

Did Alferd Packer kill his companions before he ate them?


02 May 07 - 05:14 PM (#2041659)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: katlaughing

Who knows? He was the only "witness." You can read over 12 chapters about it, including detailed info of his confession, etc. by clicking HERE. IT also discusses whether is it Alfred or Alferd.


02 May 07 - 05:14 PM (#2041661)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Bob Hitchcock

I am not sure if he did or not, but one piece of Washington D.C. folklore is that some years ago the Department of the Interior ran a contest to name their new cafeteria. The winner was "The Alfred Packer Memorial Cafeteria", until at the last minute someone pointed out who he was. Needless to say it is now called something else.


02 May 07 - 05:28 PM (#2041666)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Jeri

My guess is he did, because otherwise they probably would have complained too much.


02 May 07 - 05:32 PM (#2041670)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Jeri

Oops, my bad. You meant the emphasis on 'did he kill...' and not whether he did it before, during or after he ate them. I have absolutely no idea.


02 May 07 - 06:07 PM (#2041706)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: GUEST,Rev

The dining hall at the University of Colorado actually IS called The Alfred Packer Memorial Dining Hall"


02 May 07 - 07:57 PM (#2041799)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: katlaughing

And has been for many a years!**bg**


02 May 07 - 09:18 PM (#2041837)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Susan A-R

We used to have an Alferd Packer day at The College of Wooster every May. It was quite a day!! Isn't there also a legend that the judge handling the case said "there were only 5 Deomcrats in the State of Colorado and you ate 3 of them" Something like that anyway.

Quite a guy.

My nephew is headed out to C.O.W. and I was hoping to get him an Alferd Tee shirt, but alas they are not available at the campus bookstore. I'd love to know if they still even celebrate the day.


02 May 07 - 10:39 PM (#2041866)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Uncle Phil

And then there's the pride of Lawrence, Kansas, the Alfred Packer Memorial String Band.
http://www.alferdpackerband.com/

- Phil


03 May 07 - 12:59 AM (#2041934)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: katlaughing

Of course, they still do a lot in Colorado, Susan. (Nice to *see* you!) There is a fellow here at the local museum who has written a new book on him, supposedly with new research, etc. I've not read and have been a bit put off by the writer, so...:-)

Never heard the Democrat thing. By that time there should have been a lot of Democrats as there were a lot of settlers from the South who were Democrats like my ancestors. I know Colorado had been mostly Democrat when my parents were growing up and as well as when I grew up here.

Here is what was supposedly said:

During the trial, the judge supposedly said from Wiki:

    "Damn you, Alferd Packer! There were seven Dimmycrats in Hinsdale County and you ate five of them!"

An alternate version of the judge's outburst is

    "Packer, you depraved Republican son of a bitch! There were only five Democrats in Hinsdale County and you ate them all!"

The actual sentencing statement, of course, was a little more in character for an educated state judge:

    "Close your ears to the blandishments of hope. Listen not to the flattering promises of life, but prepare for the dread certainty of death."[4]


Ah, well, it all makes for a good read!


03 May 07 - 08:21 AM (#2042135)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: GUEST,Rog Peek (at work)

In the sleeve notes to 'PHIL OCHS The Broadside Tapes Part 1', (which incidentally were written by Paul Kaplan who himself recorded a song he'd written about Phil, which I am currently trying to get a copy of), there is an article from The N.Y.Post 1977 about Alferd Packer and a plaque honouring him which was placed in The Agricuture Departmentr's cafeteria. The plaque had been removed, presumably because someone complained that it was in bad taste, (oops, sorry for the pun!)and "a bunch of Packer Buffs were stewing over it!" (not my pun!). The Agriculture Secretary was quoted as saying that when the judge passed sentence on Alferd Packer he had said "There was only six Democrats in all of Minsdale County. and you, you man eating son of a bitch, you ate five of them. - I sentence you to hang by the neck until you're dead, dead, dead, as a warning against further reducing the Democratic population in this county." (Exagerated maybe, but my favourite version).

The article goes on to say that members of the Colorado chapter of 'The Friends of Alferd Packer',whose membership card carries a picture of Alferd and the caption "I never met a meal I didn't like!" were protesting the sign's removal.


03 May 07 - 01:00 PM (#2042403)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Cool Beans

Actually, Alferd is stil alive. And he's hungry...


03 May 07 - 03:16 PM (#2042553)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: open mike

music topic..
on the page that kat refers to there is an excert from a song:

In the Colorado Rockies
Where the snow is deep and cold
And a man afoot can starve to death
Unless he's brave and bold

Oh Alfred Packer
You'll surely go to hell
While all the others starved to death
You dined a bit too well

---from The Ballad of Alfred Packer

it is not credited...does anyone know the source?


03 May 07 - 03:36 PM (#2042573)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: katlaughing

Here's the rest of it in the DT.


03 May 07 - 03:51 PM (#2042587)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Dave'sWife

There was an archeological excavation of the campsite and as I recall, the conclusion was that all of the victims whose remains were found were killed by blows to the head which doesn't quite match up with his story. lemme see if wikipedia says anything about this:

Hmm, the do talk about it, but only with regards to whether or not cannabilism could be determined. here is the link. it's a good article with a photo too!

Alferd Packer at Wikipedia

As for Alferd or Alfred - that's a toss up. He signed it both ways at different parts of his life. I believe that most common reference is to "Alferd""


03 May 07 - 03:53 PM (#2042590)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: katlaughing

As far as I know it is the Alfred E. Packer cafeteria and that is the only version I grew up hearing about in Colorado.


03 May 07 - 04:12 PM (#2042599)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Rog Peek

Katlaughing
You are probably right, apparently his name is Alfred on all official documents.

One explanation is that he had a tatoo which included his name and in which the tattooist spelled it Alferd. It's said that Alfred took a liking to it and adopted it as his name.

I've just discovered some background to the 'Agricultue dept. cafeteria' story on this link: http//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alferd_Packer


03 May 07 - 04:15 PM (#2042601)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Rog Peek

Damn, I missed a :
Another try:   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alferd_Packer


03 May 07 - 04:51 PM (#2042632)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: GUEST,Scoville at scanner

The Forney Transportation Museum in Denver, before it moved to its new building, had a life-sized Packer diorama in the basement. There were several stalls containing old cars and then one in the corner with an old plaster mannequin of Packer surrounded by bones. I seem to recall a spine draped over a tree. Somebody had a weird sense of humor.

I assume that this particular attraction was not recreated when the museum relocated, but I haven't been back lately to find out.


03 May 07 - 05:51 PM (#2042669)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Artful Codger

They were considering a name change to The Soylent Green Eatery, weren't they? :-}

Reminds me of a line from Prairie Home Companion (I think): Life is nature's way of keeping meat fresh.


03 May 07 - 06:00 PM (#2042675)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: katlaughing

LOL!

Rog Peek, I am sorry if I seemed a little short about it. I didn't mean to be, just remembering old stuff. Never had heard the "Alferd" variation until this thread.:-)

Scoville, they had a rather chilling display at a museum in Central City back in the 70's. Don't know if they still do or not. It was in the cellar of the jail where there were small cells about 4 feet by 5 feet, carved out of dirt. No windows, no ventilation except what might come through the bars on the small doors of each cell. We hiked down the steps and tried to imagine what it must've been like. We didn't have to imagine too much. There in one lighted cell was an animated figure on hands and knees, dressed in prison stripes, rocking back and forth as though he was trying to climb through a hole he'd been carving in the dirt. If I remember rightly, there was a jail dog hanging onto his britches, dragging him back with each back and forth movement. It was meant to be humorous, but it just left me with a chilled feeling of how awful humans can be to one another. It wasn't like the "frontier justice" I'd grown up with where one was either hanged or shot.:-)


03 May 07 - 06:18 PM (#2042686)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Artful Codger

Or dragged behind a truck. Or stoned. Or burned on a cross. Yep, them was the good old days...


04 May 07 - 12:31 AM (#2042905)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: katlaughing

That's NOT what I meant. I was referring to it in an historical context, i.e. late 1800's.

Besides that people have been dragged behind a truck, etc. in most recent times, so there's no "good old days" about those particular horrible deeds.

Personally, I find it all abhorrent and have worked on human rights issues for years and years.


04 May 07 - 04:49 AM (#2042987)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Rog Peek

Katelaughing
Certainly no offence taken, thanks for your contribution.
and Dave's Wife, Sorry, you'd already posted Wikipedia link, I missed it!

Just as an aside, I see there are two Alferd Packer cookbooks:

The Alferd Packer High Protein Cookbook
The Alferd Packer Wilderness Cookbook

I shudder to think what dishes are being prepared in these two publications.


04 May 07 - 09:25 AM (#2043141)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: fretless

And then there's the movie, Cannibal the Musical, made by Trey Parker in the days before South Park.

I first read the DC story cited by Bob above back in the mid-70s. It was cited in an article in the NY Post, or perhaps the Daily News, so it had to be true.


04 May 07 - 10:25 AM (#2043195)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: mack/misophist

Just to add more than any one wants to know... Alferd got his tattoo when he joined the Union army. He was soon invalided out because he had epilepsy, however. It would be interesting to know if it was the same form of epilepsy van Gough is supposed to have had.


04 May 07 - 10:26 AM (#2043196)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Rog Peek

.....AND The Movie DEVOURED The Legend of Alferd Packer.

DEVOURED


04 May 07 - 11:51 AM (#2043266)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: GUEST,Johnmc

This intriguing thread reminds me of our own Sawney Bean from Ayrshire.


04 May 07 - 03:24 PM (#2043388)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Rog Peek

Johnmc

No comparison:
Alferd did it out of necessity.
Sawney and his clan did it for a pastime!


04 May 07 - 08:51 PM (#2043586)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: GUEST,Scoville

Kat--Either I've forgotten that or it had been removed by the time I lived in Colorado, because I went to Central City and visited the jail a whole lot when I was a kid there in the 1980's. Dang.

Rog Peek--I've got the Donner Party Cookbook. It's just wild game recipes, though.


04 May 07 - 10:19 PM (#2043621)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: katlaughing

Well, heck, yer jist a youngster then!**BG** Wish I'd taken pictures!

I tried looking it up online and all I found was an arts affair held in the same building as the "jail (museum)" but no info on the actual museum.


04 May 07 - 10:23 PM (#2043623)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Abby Sale

Hmmm. One of Mudcat's finest resources (ahem!) provides excellent info: Clicky


04 May 07 - 10:48 PM (#2043631)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: katlaughing

Thanks, Abby. Wish you'd start the Happy threads, again.


04 May 07 - 11:20 PM (#2043646)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: GUEST,Scoville at Dad's

Yeah, I'm a kid. Relatively. (I feel like a kid; does that count?)


05 May 07 - 03:04 AM (#2043698)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Melani

When I first heard the story of Alferd Packer, it was as a short story in an English class. We were supposed to critique it, and I said it was just too unbelievable, only to find that it was actually a true story.

The snack shop at the Tahoe-Donner Cross-Country Ski Area was long called the Donner Party Cafe, but they apparently got tired of being asked what was in the hamburgers, and changed it to the Alder Creek Cafe--less obvious, that's where the Donner Party camped out. And we are convinced that there is a rule in the Tahoe-Donner Homeowners Association that every cabin there must contain a copy of "Ordeal by Hunger."


09 Oct 07 - 08:50 PM (#2167682)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: Dave'sWife

Melani - Ordeal By Hunger is a pretty fascinating book although the current scholarship discounts most of the more lurid details in the book. I picked up my copy of that book in Truckee when my Husband and I were on our first holiday togheter as a couple. We'd only been dating a few months and we wound up being asked to drive two fully grown great danes in a van to Lake Tahoe from los Angeles. Man - the drive was so long we were joking about having to eat the dogs!

Aynway - this was in 1994 and I recall seeing a lot of less than tasteful (!) references to the Donner party on eatery signs.

One of those good for you cable channels, possibly National geographic, featured an hour long program on the archeological results of the Donner's camp site which was quite some distance from the main site at the Lake - and the consensus was there was no evidence of cannibalism based on the bone bits and organic remains. One of the descendants was there and expressed relief but I'm not really sure why.

Here in the USA, the Donnor party members have not been historically stigmatized the way Alferd packert was. None of them stood trial for any crimes and even though it was clearly george Donner's decisions that doomed them to that horrible winter in the Sierras, few people today now that aspect of the story. The Donner Party incident is treated as necessary 'Contigency Cannabilism" whearas Packerd was considered during his life to be a shifty murderer and current archeology seems to bear that out.

Anyway - I was just looking at old threads and saw the mention of the book (which i still have) and it jogged me memory about the TV program.


20 May 15 - 04:59 PM (#3710406)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: GUEST

The Ballad of Alferd Packer refers to at least two songs, one by Phil Ochs and the other by Jack Guinn with help from Katie Lee and Ed McCurdy. Jack was a reporter for the Denver Post and Katie Lee and Ed McCurdy were appearing at the Exodus, a well known Denver folk club in the 60s when the song was written. The whole story is in Katie Lee's book "10,000 Goddam Cattle". The lyrics posted on the Mudcat site are the ones to the Guinn/Lee/McCurdy song.

Ed Stabler


20 May 15 - 05:11 PM (#3710409)
Subject: RE: Alferd Packer killer?
From: GUEST,#

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKYuJneq_sE

That is Phil's song on YouTube. The lyrics are easily available with the use of Mr Google (if they are not presently in the DT).