01 Aug 07 - 10:25 AM (#2116476) Subject: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Wilfried Schaum Dear Joe! Since no date is given in the birthday list, only month and year, the question is, whether your birth lasted a whole month, or perhaps because you celebrate 31 days? Whow!!! So I think it is the best to start the thread on the 1st; all mudcatters are kindly invited to fill up this thread from now on until the end of the month. Congratulations in September will be definitely too late. So let it be a lottery: who hits the exact date has to report to Joe rolling in a barrel (he will notify you, and I hope, us losers, too). Happy birthday, Joe! |
01 Aug 07 - 10:28 AM (#2116479) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Wesley S Many Happy Returns - and we know how much you love birthday threads. Have one on me at the local pub. I'll pay you back next time I see you. |
01 Aug 07 - 10:30 AM (#2116480) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Hawker Cheers Joe, Hope you have a great Birthday, Whenever it is! Lucy |
01 Aug 07 - 10:37 AM (#2116488) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: MMario True - Joe has often expressed that He feels birthday threads are a bit silly - which is why we usually subject him to a birthmonth Thread. Happy first day of Brithmonth, Joe! |
01 Aug 07 - 10:38 AM (#2116491) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Megan L Rany mappy heturns :) ach i ken ahm aw nose fur toes but when you reach your great age ye'll never notice. Once conillation is yer no as auld as McKenzie Frae Dauvitt and his Meg |
01 Aug 07 - 10:38 AM (#2116493) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: gnu Sooo... we gotta post every day for the whole month? Joe is gonna like that! May I offer many happy returns for your birthday, Joe. Hey, yeah, it is lame. But I gotta start slow and pace myself... it's gonna be a long month, eh! g |
01 Aug 07 - 10:49 AM (#2116497) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: RangerSteve Happy Birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday, (31 times). |
01 Aug 07 - 10:49 AM (#2116498) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Scooby Doo Happy Birthday Joe. Scooby Doo. |
01 Aug 07 - 11:14 AM (#2116512) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Rasener This is just for you Joe Happy Birthday Joe enjoy :-) Les |
01 Aug 07 - 11:30 AM (#2116526) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: JennyO Aha, it's that time again. MWUHAHAHAHAHA! |
01 Aug 07 - 11:53 AM (#2116546) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Jerry Rasmussen This is an Offer I can't refuse! Happy whenever it is, Joe! We celebrate a birthweek, out this way. Jerry |
01 Aug 07 - 12:12 PM (#2116568) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,Rog Peek Hello Joe and Happy Birthday from Killarney Co. Kerry, Ireland. May you have many returns! Rog Peek |
01 Aug 07 - 12:18 PM (#2116575) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Bobert Have a great one, Joe... Bobert |
01 Aug 07 - 12:19 PM (#2116577) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: artbrooks Gee, does that mean I can check in every day and say something inane? What an opportunity!! |
01 Aug 07 - 01:40 PM (#2116636) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: alanabit Happy birthmonth from Köln Joe! |
01 Aug 07 - 01:44 PM (#2116640) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Herga Kitty Happy birthmonth from me too, Joe! Kitty |
01 Aug 07 - 01:50 PM (#2116648) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Amos Jeeze, Joe, aren't you gonna knock it off, this Birthday scam? Somehow these threads came together for me -- "Happy Birthday, Joe Offer!"..."Waste of good mahogany"..."Hot Australilan meat pie...". But I am sure it was all just a horrible coincidence. Kinda like your birthday. I am very glad you are riding the time-wave so gracefully and all that, joe, but this is a folk music site!! ;>) Congrats, pal. A |
01 Aug 07 - 02:04 PM (#2116661) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: HouseCat Hippo birdie two ewes, Hippo birdie two ewes, Hippo birdie deer ewe,(JOE) Hippo birdie two ewes. |
01 Aug 07 - 02:05 PM (#2116662) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: gnu Y'Art!... "Gee, does that mean I can check in every day and say something inane? What an opportunity!!" Log in as many times a day as you want... or can, before your inane becomes insane. |
01 Aug 07 - 02:06 PM (#2116663) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Severn Happy Birthday! All the work you put into this place is well appreciated! |
01 Aug 07 - 02:16 PM (#2116675) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Ernest Happy Birthday from me too... How about your plans to come and see Berlin again btw? Best Ernest |
01 Aug 07 - 02:28 PM (#2116686) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,Art Thieme Joe, I sure do appreciate all you do here at M'dc't. Congratulations. Have a fine day--- And many more. Art |
01 Aug 07 - 04:23 PM (#2116785) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: autolycus Many happy returns from night-time Norfolk. hope you have the one you want, whenever. I appreciate your work and helpfulness, and hope that'll do for a birthday present. Ivor |
01 Aug 07 - 05:56 PM (#2116871) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Wolfgang As each year, I'll resist the temptation to post "happy birthday" on the exact day. What would be a perfect present? I could start a "We miss Shambles" thread? Or I could find a tune to lyrics yet without tune? Or... Wolfgang |
01 Aug 07 - 06:12 PM (#2116880) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: skipy Happy Birfday Joe, you do a great job! Thanks Skipy |
01 Aug 07 - 06:12 PM (#2116881) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Liz the Squeak Are we keeping to Mudcat time or GMT, because it's nearly the 2nd August here.... Hope it's a happy month! LTS |
01 Aug 07 - 07:06 PM (#2116903) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Mrrzy Joe, you are one of the very best humans on the planet, and I am delighted someone is giving us the opportunity to wish you the very best, you deserve even more. I love you and your work! PS Housecat, *I* was gonna quote Sandra Boynton! |
01 Aug 07 - 07:14 PM (#2116912) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: jacqui.c Live long, die very happy. |
01 Aug 07 - 07:18 PM (#2116917) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: ranger1 Happy birthmonth, Joe! When you gonna come visit us in Maine? |
01 Aug 07 - 08:28 PM (#2116958) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Beer Your a good man Joe. All the best. Adrien (beer) |
01 Aug 07 - 08:35 PM (#2116965) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Sandra in Sydney happy birfmonth to the bloke who keeps Mudcat (almost) on an even keel! sandra |
02 Aug 07 - 12:52 AM (#2117091) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Janie Every year at just this time we get a chance to proffer a month of fun and silliness to our good bro', Joe Offer. Reveal the date, he will not do. I think he's superstitious. He hopes in hiding it will be to birthday threads pernicious. |
02 Aug 07 - 01:00 AM (#2117096) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: TRUBRIT Joe -- very happy day...thanks for all you do on the Mudcat. |
02 Aug 07 - 04:26 AM (#2117185) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: My guru always said Many more months of Happies Joe!! Hil x |
02 Aug 07 - 04:31 AM (#2117187) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Peace Ditto the above. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! |
02 Aug 07 - 05:46 AM (#2117218) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: The Fooles Troupe Whoo Hoo! |
02 Aug 07 - 07:07 AM (#2117260) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: gnu Day two... I'll second all the good wishes! |
02 Aug 07 - 07:59 AM (#2117295) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: fat B****rd Yassir, Happy birthday , Joe O. and thank you for everything. |
02 Aug 07 - 08:23 AM (#2117314) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Jean(eanjay) Happy Birthday. |
02 Aug 07 - 08:39 AM (#2117324) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: MMario And a glorious Second day of Birthmonth to you, joe! |
02 Aug 07 - 09:15 AM (#2117359) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Folk Form # 1 So Joe is going to celebrate for a whole month. Now that will cause the mother of all hangovers! |
02 Aug 07 - 11:40 AM (#2117491) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Alec Oh my goodness!I missed the big guy's Birthday. Happy Birthday anyway Joe (Sorry it's late) |
02 Aug 07 - 11:56 AM (#2117508) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Rasener Or early :-) |
02 Aug 07 - 02:54 PM (#2117566) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Cool Beans Happy birthday atcha, Joe, from the old stomping grounds of Detroit. Marty (CB) |
02 Aug 07 - 04:01 PM (#2117625) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: SussexCarole Joe! Happy Birthday for today, yesterday and all the rest of August. We'll raise a pint on your behalf. Hope to see you again in 2008. Yipeee aye ay...ghostriders...and great memories Carole & Andrew xx |
03 Aug 07 - 06:33 AM (#2118138) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: gnu Day three... not enough tea... yet. Tomorrow eh! |
03 Aug 07 - 12:35 PM (#2118363) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Barry Finn A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you Joe & many more. Barry |
03 Aug 07 - 01:05 PM (#2118390) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: MMario Happy third of Birthmonth to you Joe - and while I'm at it; Happy fouorth and fifth days of BirthMonth as well - because I'll be out of town. |
03 Aug 07 - 01:53 PM (#2118429) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: John MacKenzie Happy birthmonth Poppa Joe, from a sunny Sidmouth. Giok |
03 Aug 07 - 02:10 PM (#2118442) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Amos See, this is the problem with management. To supress birthday threads, he hides his birthday, so now they start thirty of them to celebrate his birth-month!! It's not so much the "law of unintended consequences" as the law of "too fockin' dumb to understand the consequences"...fortunately in this case, it doesn't hurt anyone except mebbe Joe's pride. But, see, Joe, the boys at the MOAB understand this phenopmenon real well. Ask BWL about the law of that which cannot be fucked with. A |
03 Aug 07 - 02:31 PM (#2118456) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Joe Offer Well, I really do hate birthday threads, mostly because there is so much same-old same-old in them. How many truly innovative things can you say about birthdays? Now, since people don't know when my birthday is, it gives at least some variety to the mix. I believe there are only two Mudcatters who know when my actual birthday is, and both of them are quite discreet. I almost revealed my birthday one night after a number of beers in Yorkshire, but the beer helped because by that time, even I wasn't quite sure when my birthday was.... And if you want to know how old I am, wait a minute. I have to do the math. -Joe- |
03 Aug 07 - 02:32 PM (#2118460) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: gnu Amos... are you tryin to get Joe to shut this thread down? After all, that could be considered a "persoanl attack" eh? If Joe wasn't so thick skinned and you weren't so personable, well, I dare say these posts would be cut of in a |
03 Aug 07 - 02:34 PM (#2118465) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Megan L Gnu are you saying Joe is thick ?:p |
03 Aug 07 - 03:16 PM (#2118493) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Amos I hope Joe is perceptive enough to appreciate the current of wry humor beneath my apparently rude remarks. In fact, I am highly confident he is sensitive and alert enough to do so. If I am wrong, and he isn't, then what I said stands. Simple. A |
03 Aug 07 - 04:06 PM (#2118534) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: kytrad (Jean Ritchie) Joe- I hate birthday threads too; shall we start a thread about that? But as long as I'm belatedly here, Happy Birthday! And thanks for all your great help over the years....... Jean |
03 Aug 07 - 04:41 PM (#2118561) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: gnu Megan! You read what I said, and what I said was not what you more or less said what I said, know what I am sayin? I shall be on the beer tonight, so, I likely shant post to this thread tomorrow. so......... Happy 4th Of August Birthday Joe. |
04 Aug 07 - 12:40 AM (#2118814) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Celtaddict Happy whatever whenever and thanks for all you do. |
04 Aug 07 - 12:42 AM (#2118817) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Peace Seems like it was just yesterday I was posting to a thread like this. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Joe. |
04 Aug 07 - 11:42 AM (#2119021) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: InOBU Happy B day, whenever the hell it is... cheers lor |
04 Aug 07 - 06:27 PM (#2119282) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: DougR Joe: I got a headach trying to be innovative. I really don't care when your birthday is. I just hope you have a good one! DougR |
05 Aug 07 - 06:57 AM (#2119569) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: gnu So, Joe, still pleading the fifth today? Happy Birthmonth... yeah, I'm giving up. Just lazy, I guess. It's no fun if I can't get a rise outta ya. |
05 Aug 07 - 03:45 PM (#2119865) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: autolycus Wellmy h.b. thread was avery happy experience for me. Posters were pretty innovative even with the date. For some reason, people around here are individualistic. Anyway, this one has shown how appreciative people are, in itself a cause for celebration in a naughty world. next week's sermon will be on false teeth and the Jewish Problem. 'course if we all celebrated everyone every day, well, anyway,whatever. Ivor |
05 Aug 07 - 03:48 PM (#2119866) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Peace Will the sermon talk about real false teeth? |
05 Aug 07 - 03:48 PM (#2119867) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Peace Damn. Is he having another birthday so soon? Whew. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Joe! |
05 Aug 07 - 03:50 PM (#2119870) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Peace Ya know, if he's having as many birthdays as I think he is, he's gotta be at least 293 years old. |
05 Aug 07 - 03:56 PM (#2119873) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Peace I had to check. That means that Joe was born the year the Stuart Dynasty in Britain came to an end. Coincidence? I think not! |
05 Aug 07 - 06:09 PM (#2119958) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: autolycus You mean the Stuart dynasty was followed by the Joe Dynasty? I can live with that. (Er, false real teeth - thanks for asking.) Ivor |
06 Aug 07 - 09:15 AM (#2120252) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: MMario May I be the first to wish Joe a happy sixth day of BirthMonth! |
06 Aug 07 - 02:52 PM (#2120327) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,Chanteyranger Happy belated birthday, Joe! All the best. Chanteyranger |
06 Aug 07 - 11:48 PM (#2120596) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Celtaddict Can't let this thread go slipping off the bottom; keep celebrating, Joe! |
07 Aug 07 - 10:38 AM (#2120807) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: autolycus This thread is going nowhere until everybody wishes Joe birthday watchamacallits. Ivor (after Bob Newhart) |
07 Aug 07 - 10:48 AM (#2120814) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: MMario Happy first full week of Birthmonth, Joe! Just think, only what, 23 days to go? Wouldn't it be much easier just to tell us which day it actually is? |
07 Aug 07 - 01:08 PM (#2120903) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Peace Is he having another one? That man has more birthdays than a horse has hairs. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Joe. |
08 Aug 07 - 01:29 PM (#2121811) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: gnu Gee. This thread nearly fell off the one day board. Phew... that was close. |
08 Aug 07 - 01:34 PM (#2121816) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: MMario Okay - I'm gonna have to wish Joe a whole bunches of Happy Birthmonths because i'm gonna be out of town. So Happy eight Day of Birthmonth! yppaH htnin yad fo htnomhtriB! Have a great decade of days of Birthmonth! Hippo Eleventieth day of Birthmonth! Congranulations on your doezenth day of BirthMonth! |
08 Aug 07 - 05:39 PM (#2122036) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: BK Lick
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08 Aug 07 - 10:01 PM (#2122181) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,khandu Of course, since the relapse, I have not been myself, (nor have I been MMario, nor the Shambles) and time is a bit distorted. I was under the impression that this was then, but, obviously, it must be now. Therefore it is with great pleasure, many unexplained tears, and forgotten regrets that I must wish my dear Mr. Offer (who is certainly NO IGMO!!) the following: HAPPYBIRTHMONTH,JOE OFFER!!However, were this day the 16th of August(which I am being told that this day is the 8th of August...though, for the life of me I think it is not even August yet), I would wish him a happyBirth DAY.Nevertheless, I say again: HAPPYBIRTHMONTH,JOE OFFER!!Kk |
21 Aug 07 - 05:17 PM (#2130628) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: jacqui.c We have been neglecting dear Joe and I thought that it was time to put that right! Hope your birthday month is going well melove! |
21 Aug 07 - 06:34 PM (#2130684) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: katlaughing I was hoping to be 100 but I decided I'd better get this in here before the month is gone! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOE!!! luvyakat |
21 Aug 07 - 09:28 PM (#2130785) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: bbc Happy Birthday, Joe! (Sorry I'm late!) love, barbara |
21 Aug 07 - 09:51 PM (#2130792) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Janie Geez Joe, My intention was to write a couplet everyday. Best laid plans and all that.... So, you get to decide. Is it "The road to to hell...." or "It's the thought that counts." Janie |
22 Aug 07 - 04:05 AM (#2130921) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Sandra in Sydney happy-rest-of-birfmonth! and happy rest-of-year!! |
22 Aug 07 - 08:47 AM (#2131024) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: MMario Boy - someone has some artistic talent! lOVE THE ascii art! Happy 22n'd day of Birthmonth Joe! |
22 Aug 07 - 03:37 PM (#2131379) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Joe Offer Well, as far as I can tell, there are still only two very discreet Mudcatters who know when my birthday actually is - and khandu, despite his good intentions, is not one of them. People at church have taken to wishing me a happy birthday all month, too... -Joe- |
22 Aug 07 - 03:48 PM (#2131389) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: catspaw49 Well Joe, I'm sure Mr.3000 sends you birthday wishes and his many thanks for explaining the term, "Bum's Rush." LMAO Spaw |
22 Aug 07 - 04:15 PM (#2131405) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Rog Peek When I wished you a Happy Birthday earlier in the month, I was unaware we didn't know the exact day, so here's another 30, one of them must be right! Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Happy Birthday Joe Rog Peek |
22 Aug 07 - 08:08 PM (#2131545) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: The Fooles Troupe OMG - it's THAT time again! |
25 Aug 07 - 07:25 AM (#2133245) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: jacqui.c It fell off the end again - come on you lot, let's keep Joe's thread current until the end of the month. You know how much he appreciates the effort! |
25 Aug 07 - 07:59 AM (#2133258) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: bobad ♫ Sto lat! Sto lat! Niech zyje, zyje nam. Sto lat! Sto lat! Niech zyje, zyje nam. Jeszcze raz! Jeszcze raz! Niech zyje, zyje nam. Niech zyje nam.♫ |
25 Aug 07 - 11:23 AM (#2133320) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Sandra in Sydney well said. birthmonths are such fun!! birthyears would be even better, imagine 365 days of celebrating. sandra |
25 Aug 07 - 11:27 AM (#2133321) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: JennyO Well if we're gonna have birthday songs, here's one. BIRTHDAY DIRGE (to the tune of the Volga Boatmen) Happy Birthday! (UNH!) Happy Birthday! (UNH!) Death and gloom and dark despair People dying everywhere Happy Birthday! (UNH!) Happy Birthday! (UNH!) Birthdays come, but once a year Marking time, as Death draws near May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake May your deeds with sheep and yaks Equal those with sword and axe Burn the Castle and storm the keep Kill the Women but SAVE THE SHEEP! We brought linen, white as cloud Now we'll sit and sew your shroud! Long ago your hair turned grey Now it's falling out, they say This one lesson you must learn FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn! Now you are the age you are Your demise cannot be far Death will come before the dawn Now's the time to party on! Happy Birthday! (UNH!) Happy Birthday! (UNH!) |
25 Aug 07 - 11:38 AM (#2133324) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: SINSULL Happy Birthday to you. You belong in a zoo. You look like a monkey And you act like one too. Happy Birthday, Joe! |
25 Aug 07 - 03:12 PM (#2133414) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Joe Offer How much of August is left? I think maybe I'd prefer to have a "birth minute" instead of a birthmonth..... |
25 Aug 07 - 03:45 PM (#2133427) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,signing in because we are supposed to At least Joe's Happy Birthday threads are always different. He can't say that they are the same old, same old. . . . unless being different becomes the same old, same old. Wait a minute, I forgot where this post was taking me. Shall I say Happy Birthday, Joe! and risk upsetting the man who would be signing our paychecks if we were getting one for all the wisdom we impart? Lest you think I somehow left Max out of that job through ignorance, you surely know that Max would have delegated that chore to Joe long ago. So back to the frivolity of the occasion. Here's a gentle Happy Life's Special Second to the fellow who would have preferred a "birth minute" instead of a birth month. Interpret that as a birthday wish if you wish. I think I'll quit before a moment of weakness causes me to say Happy Birthday, J . . . |
25 Aug 07 - 03:50 PM (#2133428) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Janie Yadhtrib Yad, Oej. Erom ynam erom. Einaj |
25 Aug 07 - 04:00 PM (#2133437) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Janie Spoo. Noitcerroc. Dluohs evah depyt Eoj, dna ton Oej. Yrros. Einaj |
25 Aug 07 - 04:21 PM (#2133444) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: KT Joe, I won't say the hb words since I am discreet, but I will say, I'm glad you were born during my lifetime! Celebrate! KT |
26 Aug 07 - 10:29 AM (#2133838) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: JennyO Better get this one in before Birthday Month is over! Birthday |
26 Aug 07 - 11:45 AM (#2133870) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: jacqui.c Nice one Jenny! |
26 Aug 07 - 11:46 AM (#2133872) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: SINSULL 100!!!!!!!!!!!! The ultimate birthday gift! |
26 Aug 07 - 02:40 PM (#2133955) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Genie As Jenny's song says, birthdays come but once a year. Aren't you glad you're not a birthday? |
26 Aug 07 - 02:49 PM (#2133958) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: John MacKenzie KT, you were born during Joe's lifetime, not the other way round. G |
26 Aug 07 - 05:21 PM (#2134038) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Celtaddict And Joe, as KT's post reminds us: YOU do not celebrate your birthday because you are getting older. WE celebrate your birthday because we are glad you were BORN. |
26 Aug 07 - 05:32 PM (#2134047) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Gorgeous Gary Almost run out of month here... Happy Birthmonth Joe! |
26 Aug 07 - 11:23 PM (#2134260) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: JennyO birthdays come but once a year. Heh heh, reminds me of the old joke about Santa Claus, who only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney. Aren't you glad you're not Santa Claus :-) |
27 Aug 07 - 01:50 AM (#2134296) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: KT lol Giok!! I guess you're right! |
27 Aug 07 - 08:27 PM (#2134945) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Charley Noble I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! Whatever is the date? Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
29 Aug 07 - 09:59 AM (#2136024) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Celtaddict Yikes, it fell off the bottom! Happy birthminutes, Joe! |
29 Aug 07 - 10:59 AM (#2136066) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Amos For a guy who doesn't like Birthday Threads, you sure managed to streeeetch this one a long way out, there, Joe!! :D A |
29 Aug 07 - 01:32 PM (#2136158) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: jacqui.c And we might as well keep it going until the last minute........ |
29 Aug 07 - 01:35 PM (#2136162) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Joe Offer Well, I got a birthday thread, and I admit that it is a very nice birthday thread - but did I get presents? Hmmmm? -Joe- |
29 Aug 07 - 01:37 PM (#2136166) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: MMario jeeprs creepers - don't even think of closing down the happy birthmonth yet! There are over two birth-month days yet to go! Over 58 birth-month hours! Heck - we still got over 3500 birth-month minutes we can wish him! |
29 Aug 07 - 01:38 PM (#2136167) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: MMario That was Sinsull's job. |
29 Aug 07 - 04:02 PM (#2136282) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: gnu Presents? Cheeky! You got presence. More than most of us. Take what you can get. |
29 Aug 07 - 04:06 PM (#2136286) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: SINSULL And don't forget, on September 1 the Very Happy Unbirthday Celebration officially begins. Presents? You want presents???? I can manage a few at the Getaway. HMMMMM Let's see...what would make Joe happy? or cringe? |
29 Aug 07 - 04:39 PM (#2136309) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Joe Offer I knew that would bring out SINSULL. Joe Offer, be afraid. -Joe Offer- |
29 Aug 07 - 04:59 PM (#2136328) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: katlaughing And if you want to know how old I am, wait a minute. I have to do the math. I don't think you have enough fingers and toes to do the math, Joe. Now, if ya want us all t'come over, you could use ours, too! That might give you enough to get that high!**bg** |
29 Aug 07 - 08:37 PM (#2136501) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Joe Offer Well, it's pretty easy just now. All I have to do is get together with a couple of friends, count all our fingers and toes, and subtract one. Takes me only about ten minutes to compute my age nowadays. -Joe, age 59- (with help from my wife and my mother-in-law) [the cats and dogs just confused me, and they started nipping] |
29 Aug 07 - 08:59 PM (#2136515) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: curmudgeon While I'm here, and before it's too late, Happy Birthday, Joe. and thanks for all the good shit you do for Mudcat - Tom |
30 Aug 07 - 07:18 AM (#2136760) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: jacqui.c Hmmmmm, birthday presents for Joe................ He he he he he he he..................... |
30 Aug 07 - 08:04 AM (#2136784) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Sandra in Sydney we're going to have to do better next year - did ya notice the gap between the 8th & 21st? There could have been at least 13 more birthday/week/month/minute greetings to Joe? sandra |
30 Aug 07 - 09:26 AM (#2136830) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: John MacKenzie Hippy brothday Joe Giok |
30 Aug 07 - 10:26 AM (#2136877) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Amos YEah, Joe's fifty-nine this month, and he was fifty-nine last August and the August before that, and... . It's just a thing he does, man. Dig it... A |
30 Aug 07 - 04:45 PM (#2137085) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: jacqui.c And I just found a birthday present for Joe. He'll have to wait fore the Getaway to get it though. He he he he he .................. |
30 Aug 07 - 08:13 PM (#2137228) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Joe Offer Hey, Amos, that's not fair! I was 58 last August, although I can't remember if that was before or after my birthday.... But my stockbroker says I can take money out of my IRA in 6 months, when I turn 59-1/2, so I'm going to replace my 9-yr-old Honda and give the old one to my stepson. Aging has some advantages. -Joe- |
30 Aug 07 - 09:08 PM (#2137250) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: ranger1 Happy close to the end of birth month, Joe. And didn't anyone ever warn you to be careful what you wish for, 'cause you might get it? I'll be more than happy to share a couple of my gifts from SINSULL and jacqui! And Mary volunteers in a gift shop full of tacky lighthouse-related trinkets, too. |
31 Aug 07 - 03:27 AM (#2137465) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Wilfried Schaum Last chance to send your best wishes, Catters! Tomorrow will be too late! And if by chance today should be your birthday, Joe: Happy birthday to you, and all the best for many happy returns! |
31 Aug 07 - 04:48 AM (#2137494) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Barb'ry Happy Birthday Joe - hope you have a great year and have had a wonderful birthday month. love barb'ry |
31 Aug 07 - 06:37 AM (#2137526) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: jacqui.c And many more!!!!!!!!! Live very long, die very happy. |
31 Aug 07 - 06:40 AM (#2137528) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: John MacKenzie Still nearly 15 hours left by EST. G |
31 Aug 07 - 08:36 AM (#2137589) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Sandra in Sydney final birfday greetings from me!! sandra |
31 Aug 07 - 09:07 AM (#2137604) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Alice Amen! |
31 Aug 07 - 09:44 AM (#2137628) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: JennyO And a few more for good measure! After all they have to last till next August. Still a few hours to go! |
31 Aug 07 - 09:45 AM (#2137629) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: John MacKenzie But it's Saturday in Sydney. |
31 Aug 07 - 09:56 AM (#2137636) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: JennyO Not for another four minutes, Giok :-) 11.56pm here on Friday night. |
31 Aug 07 - 09:58 AM (#2137637) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: JennyO Anyway, it will still be August for Joe for another few hours. |
31 Aug 07 - 10:01 AM (#2137642) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: jacqui.c Do you think he wishes that he had let us know his actual birthday - it would have been all over and done with a lot faster - or maybe that's why he didn't. |
31 Aug 07 - 10:25 AM (#2137669) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: John MacKenzie We have another 11 months in which to wish him a Happy UnBirthday of course. G |
31 Aug 07 - 10:55 AM (#2137696) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: JennyO I think Joe secretly LOVES birthday threads, and by not telling us the date, he gets a nice big thread that's guaranteed to keep going for a month. That's what I think! |
31 Aug 07 - 11:06 AM (#2137703) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: gnu Well, Joe... one last time until next year... Happy Birthday! Gary |
31 Aug 07 - 11:20 AM (#2137717) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Donuel As Peter O'Toole would say "A finer man has never breathed" |
31 Aug 07 - 10:25 PM (#2138121) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: JennyO And just before this thread gasps its last, Happy Birthday Month for the last time this year, Joe. Here is your new Unbirthday thread ;-) |
31 Aug 07 - 11:59 PM (#2138157) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Janie The clock is ticking down as Joe Offer's growing older His beard all grizzled gray and his bald pate feeling colder This birthmonth's nearly done; Only 20 minutes left To pity this poor man another year of life bereft He keeps us straight (or tries), trademark brown font a reminder that if we ain't polite he will function as our minder Here and there he posts a lyric with a footnote and a credit Post in haste. Rue your words. PM Joe to quickly edit What you typed that you now see if it stands you will regret it Five minutes left to plague this man I'm running out of rhymes Three now remain to give him pain, now two, now one, there's no more time Happy Birthmonth Bro Joe Offer!!!!!! (Is that lame, or what?) |
01 Sep 07 - 10:52 AM (#2138359) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: catspaw49 I have had it!!!! Great Christ on a fockin' crutch!!! For years I have tried to support you Joe. I know your supposed hatred of ANY birthday thread for a variety of reasons and specifically because they tend to say just the same old things. In trying to ease what I believed to be your suffering, your angst, over this I posted to almost all of them with a different message guaranteed to make the thread "different." Over the years I have told various wonderful folks to fuck off, get bent, bite me, kiss my ass, etc., for absolutely no other reason than to relieve your troubled mind. Well you can just fuck off, get bent, bite me, kiss my ass, and take a hot lead enema to boot. You really are a sleaze and a lying sack of shit. You love these damn threads! No need to admit it because its obvious. We can all see what you've done and it is so pathetic and self-serving that I don't know how I can ever respect anything of yours again. YOU HAVE CREATED YOUR OWN GROUP OF JOE'S BIRTHDAY THREADS!?!?!? You're pathetic......talk about your broke-dick mamaluccas............Man, you really take the cake. Don't send me any apologies you fockin' weasel. I will be forwarding this message on to Shambles as I know this is what he expected of you and will be relieved to see himself vindicated. He is of course a complete asshole himself but now he will be an asshole with a smile. Blow me Spaw
As for all that other stuff: PLEASE, NO ENEMA!! I just got done with a colonoscopy not very long ago, one of the joys of being well over 50. Thank you all, even Spaw, for the good wishes, even though I still hate birthday threads. -Joe Offer- ....and I have to admit that I am duly impressed that Janie was able to fit in a message at exactly 11:59 PM on the last day of August. |
23 Sep 07 - 01:01 PM (#2155722) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: John MacKenzie What Spaw said. G |
18 Aug 15 - 12:19 AM (#3731041) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Janie Just to keep up the tradition of annoying you with birthday threads, Joe. Rumor has it that today or yesterday (or was it last week or next week?) In any event, 'Spaw came to me in a dream and commanded, "Just do it!" Happy somethingorother anniversary of the day/month in which you were born! |
18 Aug 15 - 03:01 AM (#3731059) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,Rapparee If it really IS your birthday, don't worry be happy. |
18 Aug 15 - 04:05 AM (#3731079) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Joe Offer Well, so far, in all these years, nobody has given me birthday greetings on the actual day of my birthday. They're getting closer now that Khandu isn't around to lead them astray... |
18 Aug 15 - 04:46 AM (#3731087) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Sandra in Sydney enjoy celebrating the anniversary at the date of your choosing! |
18 Aug 15 - 07:51 AM (#3731116) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,# Joe's birthday is August 17. Only 364 days to go. |
18 Aug 15 - 07:55 AM (#3731118) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: wysiwyg Old gits jes git mo bettah wid age. ;-) |
18 Aug 15 - 08:44 AM (#3731131) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Megan L Have a happy one |
18 Aug 15 - 09:18 AM (#3731136) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: gnu I said it on Facebook but I'll gladly say it again... Happies atchya! |
18 Aug 15 - 09:52 AM (#3731145) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: EBarnacle A very merry b'day, whenever it is. |
18 Aug 15 - 12:27 PM (#3731180) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,Pete from seven stars link Hope you had a good one, joe. |
18 Aug 15 - 12:34 PM (#3731183) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Bill D Joe knows that if you don't reveal the specific date, that year doesn't count... so far, he is on track to live to 115. |
18 Aug 15 - 01:23 PM (#3731197) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: frogprince Didn't we usta have a thread something like "Do you mean to tell me He's still alive?" for people like this? Happy Birthday, Joe, and thanks for a lot of positive stuff you bring to this "place". |
18 Aug 15 - 01:31 PM (#3731200) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Joe_F The first time I saw an obituary & thought "Was that old bastard still alive?", I then thought "I have reached a certain age". |
18 Aug 15 - 01:46 PM (#3731204) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: fat B****rd All the very best, Joe. Whenever. |
19 Aug 15 - 01:32 AM (#3731323) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Warmest regards to you, Joe....and thank you for posting some of the most powerfully observant posts on here!!!! Guest from Sanity |
19 Aug 15 - 02:50 PM (#3731549) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: topical tom Have a happy birthday, Joe, and a great year to come! Thanks for giving me info when asked and thanks for promoting the folk process. Keep up the good work! |
20 Aug 15 - 01:29 AM (#3731669) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Hey Joe, all my posts keep getting deleted by Susan....I'm surprised this one has lasted this long. Somebody should really talk to her. GfS
-Joe Offer- |
20 Aug 15 - 09:36 PM (#3731946) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Charley Noble You know, this happens about this time each year. That's not a bad thing, all things considered. |
21 Aug 15 - 01:42 PM (#3732157) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Mrrzy Love you, Joe! |
21 Aug 15 - 01:52 PM (#3732163) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity ...ahh yes...less we forget..... GfS |
21 Aug 15 - 03:57 PM (#3732190) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,# I coulda sworn I recently saw a thread about this. No wonder he's aging. Seems like he's having birthdays at the rate some people fart. Happy Birthday, Joe. |
21 Aug 15 - 04:11 PM (#3732201) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Well, maybe he likes compliments, nice things expressed to him...and tax-free presents!! GfS |
21 Aug 15 - 06:31 PM (#3732219) Subject: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August17) From: GUEST,hg Joe Offer said on Facebook that his birthday is august 17th. We all know he wouldn't lie about this so now after all these years, we know for sure! love, harpgirl |
21 Aug 15 - 07:25 PM (#3732226) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August17) From: Joe Offer It was fun keeping it a mystery all those years that khandu ran the birthday threads, but khandu hasn't been around much lately and the thrill of the mystery wore off. So I "came out." I was born on August 17, same day as Davy Crockett. There was a time when I was very proud of my Davy Crockett coonskin cap and my Davy Crockett umbrella tent. Did Davy Crockett sleep in umbrella tents? Oh, by the way, Harpgirl and I lived very close to each other in Detroit when we were toddlers, but we didn't know each other then. We met at Mudcat, and in person at the Florida Folk Festival. -Joe- |
21 Aug 15 - 08:39 PM (#3732245) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: Big Al Whittle have you ever considered writing a song about you? not much rhymes with Offer..... |
21 Aug 15 - 09:07 PM (#3732250) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August17) From: Rapparee Joe, I can get you a jen-u-wine coonskin cap...but ya gotta wear it. To church and on airplanes and out in public generally. |
21 Aug 15 - 11:02 PM (#3732266) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August17) From: ChanteyLass Joe can't wear a coonskin cap on an airplane. If he tries to do so, he will be arrested by Homeland Security, and where would we all be without him? |
21 Aug 15 - 11:10 PM (#3732268) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August17) From: GUEST,# Good lord, I swear I just posted to Joe's birthday thread. I think my minds goin' funny. Well, for what seems like the third time in a week, Happy Birthday, Joe. |
21 Aug 15 - 11:13 PM (#3732270) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Stilly River Sage Joe, was Abraham Lincoln president when you were a boy? (How many candles on that cake?) |
21 Aug 15 - 11:55 PM (#3732277) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Joe Offer! From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Oh, there was a fellow named Joe Offer He had so many birthdays, Just to fill the coffer...umm...or is that coffers? Well for a coffer for each day made it coffers.... Shit, it don't matter, He ain't refusin' any offers. he can get close enough to the pretty lady, especially not to boff her... Tra-la-la-la-la la...fer! GfS |
22 Aug 15 - 12:47 AM (#3732282) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: GUEST,hg I once walked over a bridge with Joe in Myyaka State Park. Underneath it were dozens and dozens of alligators in a mud hole. Deep down, Joe trusts me. |
22 Aug 15 - 01:35 AM (#3732284) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Joe Offer There was an old birthday thread that somebody resurrected for me this year, and many people posted to it. Then Harpy started a new thread with my birth date in the title, since my sister "outed" me this year and revealed that date on Facebook. I figured I'd better combine the two threads, lest somebody accuse me of narcissism (see 2007 message from Spaw, above). This all started long ago, when I expressed my disdain for birthday threads and for birthdays in general - which is why I wouldn't reveal my birthday. Then, Khandu started the annual monthlong Cult of the Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread. So, I lost the battle years ago. I still think birthdays are boring, but this one was rather pleasant. Thanks for the good wishes. Acme asks if Abe Lincoln was President when I was a kid. Well, my pal Davy Crockett gave me his tent and cap before he died at the Alamo in 1836, and that was a long time before Abe was President. So, you do the math. 1864 was the last time I voted for a Republican for President. -Joe- |
22 Aug 15 - 10:36 PM (#3732480) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: GUEST Wishing you the happiest of birthdays and a great following year...... Thde only thing better than an off day is an offer day..... |
23 Aug 15 - 12:41 PM (#3732615) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: GUEST,guest I can't wish joe a happy birthday because of his help for those covering up the Nazi in the Vancouver folk song circle for decades. he censored full proof of the old Nazis past and supported those who covered it up--because they are all pals and good ole buys and girls. they still had there Nazis picture on their web site mast head until five years ago. it shows the deep rooted racism in anglo culture. they will forgive any Nazi, but never forgive those who struggle for real justice and equality.
-Joe Offer- |
23 Aug 15 - 01:55 PM (#3732629) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: akenaton Well, I know he won't thank me for the commendation, but Joe is ALWAYS straight in his responses to problems on the forum, always replies to PM's, and I like him. If he has one tiny flaw, it is in being too civil to the people who insult him and his beliefs........anyway, if its good enough for #, it's good enough for me......awrra best Joe, an' mony happy returns o' the day! |
23 Aug 15 - 04:00 PM (#3732666) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Raedwulf Narcissism! Narcissim! All hail the Offerred Behemoth!! Or whatever it was he was saying. I missed it in all the well-merited good wishes... ;-) |
24 Aug 15 - 02:34 PM (#3732872) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: wysiwyg Did we ever find out who Deleting Susan is? For the record, it ain't me. I only have edit buttons in permathreads. ~Susan |
24 Aug 15 - 04:21 PM (#3732890) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Gosh, Susan...you're a mod, and you don't know who the (other) Susan is, that is referred to as 'Deleting Susan'???..... There is another thread named,'Sigh'....they were arguing over beer...join in! Sounds like your crowd!! GfS P.S. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I!
-Joe Offer- |
24 Aug 15 - 07:06 PM (#3732920) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity Good!.......Someone ought to find out who is responsible for deleting all the posts, that doesn't agree with a very narrow mind...as far as 'Deleting Susan', I'm not the one that called her that originally, either...I just picked up on the previous post. Gosh, isn't it a drag to be tagged with a label, that one is completely innocent of???....as in 'Bigot' 'Homophobic' 'Racist' 'Misogynist' and all the other 'so-called liberal' programmed labels, scattered all over Mudcat, by the usual gang of misguided children? Wysiwy G!, If that is true, both my apologies and condolences...apologies to being mislabeled, (as I, also have been), and condolences for your 'political views'.... GfS P.S. Thank you, Joe. |
24 Aug 15 - 08:59 PM (#3732941) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Jeri Joe ruins our entertainment... :( |
25 Aug 15 - 01:40 AM (#3732968) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Peter Kasin Very belated happy birthday, Joe! |
25 Aug 15 - 02:49 PM (#3733158) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Big Al Whittle a little tribute from me! happy birthday! and lots of 'em! https://soundcloud.com/denise_whittle/tribute-to-joe-offer please share! |
25 Aug 15 - 08:46 PM (#3733216) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Janie Now that is a fine birthday tribute! |
25 Aug 15 - 09:03 PM (#3733220) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: GUEST Nicely done Al! |
16 Aug 17 - 06:49 PM (#3872044) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: keberoxu Since it was begun ten years ago, this thread has wished Joe Offer a happy birthday on a date that was not his birthday. Now, if I refresh this thread the day BEFORE Joe Offer's birthday ... |
16 Aug 17 - 08:56 PM (#3872061) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: McGrath of Harlow One day isn't enough to celebrate some things. (And of course actual birthday details often get used to confirm identity, and that sadly can involve risks these days.) Thanks for being here, Joe. In this world, and with the Mudcat. |
16 Aug 17 - 10:22 PM (#3872071) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Sandra in Sydney birthday/month/year greetings to a good bloke! |
17 Aug 17 - 03:46 AM (#3872095) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Ernest Happy August 17th and a big thank you for all the good work! |
17 Aug 17 - 04:12 AM (#3872099) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: fat B****rd All the very best to you Joe |
17 Aug 17 - 04:15 AM (#3872102) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Roger the Skiffler To our international treasure. Happy Birthday, Joe. I hope you rose up singing (see what i did there?) RtS |
17 Aug 17 - 05:14 AM (#3872113) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Nigel Paterson Wishing you the happiest of birthdays. May it be filled with good music & good company, Very Best Wishes, Nigel. |
17 Aug 17 - 05:27 AM (#3872117) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Jim Carroll Happy Birthday (if there is such a thing after a certain age) Joe Jim Carroll |
17 Aug 17 - 06:22 AM (#3872123) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: David C. Carter Happy Birthday Joe. If you can't reach"Happy",do what you can. David |
17 Aug 17 - 06:35 AM (#3872125) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Donuel Even though I'm only 32 I still do no do birthdays. |
17 Aug 17 - 07:15 AM (#3872130) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Monique Happy birthday to you! |
17 Aug 17 - 07:39 AM (#3872134) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Andrez A Irish Birthday Blessing for Joe. "May God give you for every storm, a rainbow. For every tear, a smile. For every care, a promise. And a blessing in each trial. For every problem life may send, may he send a faithful friend. For every sigh, a sweet song. And an answer for every prayer. Happy birthday Joe!" Cheers, Andrez |
17 Aug 17 - 08:30 AM (#3872139) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Jon Freeman Happy Birthday Joe. |
17 Aug 17 - 08:56 AM (#3872143) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Dave the Gnome Have a good 'un and many more to follow, Joe. DtG |
17 Aug 17 - 09:14 AM (#3872145) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: gillymor I guess one could blame this birthday on this being the anniversary of your birth. Jes' kiddin', Happy Birthday, Joe! |
17 Aug 17 - 12:03 PM (#3872175) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Iains Health and happiness Joe. Have a good one. |
17 Aug 17 - 02:32 PM (#3872192) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Leadbelly All the best, dear Joe Offer!...Und da Sie wunderbar deutsch verstehen und wahrscheinlich auch sprechen,möchte ich mich an dieser Stelle für manche freundlichen Worte und Hinweise von Ihnen in all den vielen Jahren bedanken! Bleiben Sie gesund und aktiv! Ihr Manfred Götze aus Deutschland |
17 Aug 17 - 03:33 PM (#3872200) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Helen G'day to the wonderful Mr Joe. And "hippo birdie two ewes" from Oz. Why was he born so beautiful? Why was he born at all? Because he had no say in it, No say in it at all. Lotsa love, Helen |
17 Aug 17 - 11:10 PM (#3872222) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: BrooklynJay Happy Birthday Joe! Thank you for everything! Jay |
18 Aug 17 - 02:26 AM (#3872234) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: Joe Offer Gee, thanks, folks. It really was a nice birthday. -Joe- |
18 Aug 17 - 04:02 AM (#3872245) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: akenaton Jim Carrol for breakfast? :0)....All the Best Joe. |
18 Aug 17 - 06:50 PM (#3872447) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: gnu Again, happies atchya! |
18 Aug 17 - 09:43 PM (#3872467) Subject: RE: BS: Happy birthday Joe Offer (August 17) From: ChanteyLass A day late and . . . . Happy bd from me, too? Enjoy the rest of the year. |