04 Oct 07 - 08:17 PM (#2164064) Subject: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime From: Donuel Which one will get you jail time or fine Bong water Black water Spying on NFL coaches signals Spying on everyone Torture by fire ice and incisions Hugging in High School Taking an oath to uphold the Constitution and breaking that oath. Demonstrating to uphold the Constitution Wagging your foot in the mens room Wagging your wiener in the mens room |
04 Oct 07 - 08:54 PM (#2164081) Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime From: Amos a. Lying about fellatio. b. Lying about mass abuse of others by military force. a. Causing the death of a patient in a permanent vegetative condition or long term coma b. Causing the death of ten thousand civilians trying to get by a. Causing the death of 3,000 citizens in one operation? b. Causing the death of 2,000 soldiers with one signature? c. Providing medical marijuana for the terminally ill? a. Lying to the American nation about what you know b. Telling the truth in public about how you feel. a. Carrying s 7 ounce jar of Pond's Cold Cream onto a passenger plane? b. Being a 190 pound bag of shit on a fighter plane? Fun game you've invented here, Donuel! A |
04 Oct 07 - 11:22 PM (#2164134) Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime From: Donuel Thanks Amos Whistling (the kind with your lips) in Jacksonville FL, Detroit MI and LA CA. or creating 150 decibles within Wash DC city limits. |
04 Oct 07 - 11:38 PM (#2164138) Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime From: Stilly River Sage Let's see if I've got it: a. Giving the order to commit egregious and wanton war crimes. b. Being a cab driver in the wrong place at the wrong time in Afghanistan. SRS |
05 Oct 07 - 02:52 AM (#2164187) Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime From: Mr Red a) lying about creationism's maths errors b) creating a lie about mass destruction |
05 Oct 07 - 08:51 PM (#2164815) Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime From: folk1e 1) Conniving to falsify a democratic election in America 2) Complaining that the election in your country was not fair 1) Selling torture impliments to foreign governments 2) Allowing your own nationals to suffer "rendition" 3) Not doing anything about eather of the above 1) Invading another peacefull country 2) Supporting the invaders above by letting them host the Olimpics |
06 Oct 07 - 02:11 AM (#2164922) Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime From: GUEST,bert on kelley's machine Amos, I know of two babies now who wouldn't be alive if it hadn't been for the (illegal) use of marijuana. |
06 Oct 07 - 02:31 AM (#2164930) Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime From: Lonesome EJ Stealing an apple, or borrowing an apple pie. (Just trying it on a lighter note.) |
06 Oct 07 - 03:35 AM (#2164946) Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime From: Liz the Squeak Posting anonymously or Bitching about others posting anonymously... LTS |
06 Oct 07 - 08:21 PM (#2165522) Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime From: folk1e 1) Singing (with MY voice) 2) Not singing |
07 Oct 07 - 01:36 AM (#2165663) Subject: RE: BS: Lets play - Which one is a crime From: Stilly River Sage a. Deregulating the Savings and Loan Industry (and allowing widespread looting of said institutions) b. Being a president (with a well-financed vicious enemy) who had a fleeting, legal association with an individual who in his past life owned a savings and loan that failed. |